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Chapter 187 Xiaopo's birthday - woke up

Collected Works of Lao She 老舍 3717Words 2018-03-20
Although the little tigers looked big, they were very young, and their words and deeds were a bit "stupid".How confused Nan Xing is, but when playing with the little tigers, he actually looks very clever.As for Xiaopo, let alone, he spoke as if, in the eyes of the little tigers, he had the greatest value and effect.Xianpo and the two Malay chicks also applauded very much, and the little tigers scrambled to call them sisters.Sanduo's younger sister has always been an unassuming and honest person, yet she dares to ask the little tigers to call her aunt! They played in the cave for a long time and "touched the old blind"——Sanduo always pretended to be blind.Because he has only one eye and runs slowly, he still can't catch others.Tired of "touching the old blind", the little tigers asked Xiaopo to draw a picture, so he drew a little rabbit in a cave very proudly.

"Go to your school and have a look, okay?" Nan Xing was tired of seeing Xiaopo's rabbit paintings, so he asked. "No need! It's not for fun to call the old man back after you've finally come out!" said the little tigers. "It doesn't matter, let's jump on the wall and have a look, don't go in!" Nan Xing was eager to find the old man and see how he taught the tigers to read. "You guys go, I'll wait here." Sanduo was afraid of the old man in his heart. "Don't be afraid, Sanduo, I'm here!" Xiaopo said. Sanduo squeezed his eyes and said in a low voice, "You must ask me to go, so go!"

Everyone went out of the cave and walked along the way out. The deer patrolmen on the way were already lying down on the side of the road and taking a nap.Nan Xing saw that it was cheap, jumped on the back of the deer and rode for a while, but the old deer didn't say a word. Tiger School is located in a mountain ring, and there is a large wooden plaque hanging at the entrance, with the school motto written on it (in the old man’s handwriting, San Duo knows it): “Beat if you don’t read it!” They jumped on the wall to look inside: inside the school gate There is an open space, which seems to be a sports field, but there are no football goals, basketball hoops, etc., only a few rows of wooden stakes thicker than an arm, and a few tiger cubs are tied to them.They were all weeping and circling around the stake.

"The old man is angry again!" The little tigers on the wall said in a low voice: "Look, they are still chained here, probably because they didn't count the math problems, and they are not allowed to go home for dinner!" Behind this empty field, there is a small forest with white flowers blooming on the trees.Xiaopo looked around for a long time, but couldn't find the lecture hall. He asked the little tigers: "Where is the lecture hall?" When we enter the school gate, the old man will tie us up, let us memorize books, and let us go." "Ouch!" Xiaopo was also a little scared.

"Xiaopo! Xiaopo!" came the voice from under the wall. "Who is it?" Xiaopo asked softly. "Me!" It sounded like a squeak. Xiaopo poked his head out to see, but it wasn't so, it was tied to a wooden stake near the base of the wall. "Why did you get someone to catch you?" Xiaopo asked. "Let me go first!" Happa said aggrievedly. "Who has the knife? Go and cut his rope!" Xiao Po asked.Everyone shook their heads together. "You are wearing scout hats, why don't you bring knives?" Xiao Po asked the little tigers.

"Our teeth are faster than knives, why do we still carry knives?" the little tigers said proudly, and after finishing speaking, they all opened their mouths to show their white teeth. "Hurry up!" Happa begged from below. "Go down and bite off his rope!" Nan Xing said to the little tigers. "Just in case the old man sees it!" They declined like this. When Sanduo heard them say bad things about the old man, he shivered coldly, and the whole "hair facing down" fell from the wall, right on Silabaji's spine.Sang Rabaji grabbed Sanduo and said, "If you don't have a knife, the two of us will move the stake together, pull up the stake, and I can run away." "Just pull up the stake, the rope Isn't it still tied around your neck?" Sanduo asked.

"Then you don't need to worry about it!" Happa said anxiously. Sanduo didn't say anything more, and shook the wooden stake vigorously together with Sara Baji.Xiaopo and Nanxing were so courageous that they also jumped down to help them.There are many people to do things easily, and after a short time, the wooden stakes are already a little bit active.Everyone continued to shake vigorously, Xiaopo shouted in a low voice, left!right!left!right!So that everyone can push in the same direction together.Nan Xing couldn't tell right from left, so he took it and called: "Blind man!"Sigh!The blind man hollered!Because Sanduo was standing on the left, and Helabaji was on the right.

After going back and forth, they pulled out the stake.The little slopes jumped onto the wall first, and they threw the wooden stake up with a snarl, and they caught it on top, and then everyone pulled him up like a pot for drawing water.He took a breath, rolled his eyes, and said quickly, "Run! The old man will be back in a while!" Everyone jumped off the wall and ran away.He Laba called for wooden stakes and hemp ropes to support him, and fell a big somersault as soon as he took a step. "You have to carry me behind your back!" He lay on the ground begging for help. "You are so big, who can recite beautifully!" Everyone said together. "It's better to fly a kite!" Two Malay girls came up with an idea.

"Yes!" Nan Xing agreed first. Everyone picked up the stake, ran a few steps, straightened the rope, and shouted together: "Get up!" Drink!Interesting!Seeing the scorpion flying in the air, with his hands stretched out and his legs swaying a little, it really looks like a big kite.Everyone was very happy. The faster they ran, the straighter the rope became.Running and running, only hearing "Ouch", everyone hurriedly turned their heads to look: Helabah's legs were riding on a big branch, with a pair of sleeping crows on his head!Everyone ran back hurriedly, let go of the rope, and hurriedly climbed up the tree to rescue him.

Happa flew for a long time, his head was a little dizzy, he struggled and said: "Don't run away! Don't run away! Let's rest for a while!" Everyone sat down around him.Nan Xing and Sanduo had never seen him before, so they looked at him carefully, and criticized him at the same time: "The eyeballs are so smart!" "Don't talk nonsense!" Xiaopo was afraid that Rabaji would pick his eyes, stopped them, and then asked him: Rabaha, what's the matter with you?The old man chained you up? "I'll wait for you. You don't come back all the time. If you are in a hurry, I will come alone."Just in time for the old man to teach mathematics, I secretly sat under the wall.I know, I was seen by him again, and he asked me: An apple can be eaten by two people, how much should one person eat? "Of course, one person eats half of it!" "Everyone is smart together.

"How can it be half? What I'm saying is: whoever can snatch it will eat more, not necessarily!" "It makes sense!" Everyone thought this answer was very clever. "That's right!" He said with tears in his eyes: "The old man is blown up! There is no reason to say, he tied me to the wooden stake three times and two times; the outer belt is really fastened, and the fingers are worn out, and it is impossible Can't untie the button!" "Where is he now?" Xiaopo asked. "He drank Gougou's ecstasy again! Poor Gougou!" "Poor Googou!" they all said together. "Let's go find her, shall we?" Xiaopo asked. "What if we meet the old man, and he forcefully squeezes our foreheads and necks to give us ecstasy?" Happa said, tears streaming down his face. "It doesn't matter," said the little tigers, "let's find something to cover our mouths, so we won't be able to drink any more!" Everyone stood up together, unanimously took off their squeaky gowns, each of them tore off a piece of cloth from the inside of the gowns, and covered their mouths tightly. "Let's go!" Nan Xing yelled vigorously, because his mouth was tightly covered and it was inconvenient to speak. Helabaji knew the way, so he walked ahead, and everyone followed behind, carrying his stake and big rope so that he wouldn't fall. After walking through the woods and climbing the path for a long time, I arrived at a small cave.The light in the cave was still on, and there were some singing voices coming out of it, which were very clear and pleasant to the ear.All the little trees outside the cave seemed to be listening to the song with their heads down, and they were already fascinated by it, and the leaves didn't even move. "Gougou is singing!" Happa turned around and told them. Everyone crowded at the entrance of the cave and looked in. Sure enough, there was a big girl like a flower, stretching out her long, white, fragrant and soft neck to sing.She was wearing a shirt made of semi-red leaves, and on her head was a wreath of wildflowers of various colors. She was barefoot and stepped on a fancy leopard skin. "Gougou! Gougou!" Happa called in a low voice. Gougou suddenly stopped singing and said, "It's you again? You come to me again and again, don't you hate it?!" "She drank the ecstasy again!" Happa said to everyone. "Go over and kiss her on the forehead, and the ecstasy will be cured!" The little tigers came up with an idea. Happa went in gently, hugged Gougou, and kissed her on the forehead.Sure enough, Gougou woke up, took his hand and said, "Whoa! Whoa! What kind of place is this?" "Cave!" Everyone answered in unison. "Ugh! Let's go home! I don't want to live in a cave! Where are my shoes?" She looked at her white feet and kept asking, "Where are my shoes?" Everyone lowered their heads to look for them. less than her shoes. "Find some leaves and wrap it up!" Xiaopo said. "Banana leaves are the best. Coconut leaves are a bit thorny!" Xianpo said. At this moment, they suddenly heard someone coughing, followed by someone speaking loudly.They all closed their eyes and listened: "I asked him how much an apple should be shared between two people. Guess what he said? Not necessarily! Not necessarily? Okay! Chain it! Never let it go!" "That's how they have to be punished , These children! They are noisy all day long, and they don't like to study! Chain them! Never let them go!" "It's broken! Bad old man!" Sanduo heard the voice, and retreated into the cave in fright. "It's broken! Father is here!" the little tigers whispered, and ran behind the tree after speaking. "Fight!" Nan Xing said eagerly. "You can't fight! You can't beat them!" Happa said. when!when!when! "The old man is knocking his cigarette bag on the stone!" Sanduo's sister said. "Run!" Nan Xing panicked when he heard the sound of the big pipe. Gougou didn't even bother to look for shoes, and ran out barefoot, dragging and pulling. "Fly a kite!" The two Malay girls said, "Run, Rabaji!" Shalabaha and Gougou ran forward, and the little pos rode on the wooden stakes, "Get up!"up in mid-air. There was a sudden ringing in Xiaopo's ear, he swayed left and right in the air, wobbly, wobbly, he seemed to understand in his heart, but at the same time he seemed a little confused.The rope suddenly bent, and he fell a lot, his toes brushing against the treetops.The rope straightened suddenly, and he flew up again, touching the stars as soon as he raised his hand.Fall, fall, fall, I feel a little guilty.Get up, get up, get up, my head is a little swollen.Leaning to the left, dodging to the right, and feeling dizzy again.Sometimes, it keeps falling, like a leaf, floating down without support, with no strength in limbs, drifting with the wind, falling deeper and deeper, and you can't see the ground at all.Oops, oops, it went up again; as soon as I took a breath, suddenly—it fell headfirst again! Flying and flying, Rabaji disappeared, only the rope was floating in the air.Xiaopo wanted to grab the rope, hum!Grab it east and west, but you can't reach it anyway. "Xian! Xian! Nan Xing!" He called out vigorously. No one agreed! oops!Below is the sea!Dark sea!what to do! The body kept falling, and it seemed that it was wiped with water!Immediately, I broke out in a hot sweat, and I couldn't cry out even if I wanted to. "It's broken!" It was so easy to squeeze out these two words from his chest.Feeling relieved, I stood up hard, kicked my feet flat, and woke up! vomit!It turned out to be a dream! Xiaopo sat up, rubbed his eyes, thought for a while, and quickly picked up the pillow: It's okay!That red silk baby is still there! "I remember throwing away the red silk, where did I leave it? I can't remember! It's so interesting! When will we celebrate our birthday again? It's very interesting to dream about birthdays! Isn't Baldy Zhang the Monkey King again?  … ..." "Immortal! Immortal!" He called twice. Xianpo still slept soundly. "Stop barking, tell her to sleep well! Xian, you go to sleep, I won't disturb you!" Xiaopo really loves his sister!
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