Home Categories Portfolio Collected Works of Lao She

Chapter 181 Xiaopo's Birthday

Collected Works of Lao She 老舍 3793Words 2018-03-20
Xiaopo, Xianpo almost eats his dinner with his eyes closed.Seeing monkeys, visiting the botanical garden, watching movies, walking back and forth, and all the troubles have exhausted them. After dinner, Xiaopo still tried to tell his mother how the "big head" turned his eyes and pinched his nose to scare away the four-eyed tiger.As he spoke, his eyelids opened and closed slowly like the mouth of a small goldfish, feeling a little confused in his heart.The neck was also a little weak, and the head drooped from side to side.Mother took Xiaopo with one hand and Xianpo with the other, and took the two little blind men to the bedroom.They seemed to have fallen asleep as soon as they loosened their mother's hand.

How sweet it is to sleep!During the day, you have to obey the rules at all times; standing looks like standing, sitting looks like sitting, and there is no freedom at all.You can't walk with your hands on your head or sit with your feet on top of a table.Even if you want to take a "big top" or play a "monkey gnawing a peach" or something, you have to go to a quiet place!Who dares to stand with his head for a while in front of his father or in the classroom, or walk a few steps with his hands to "scorpion crawl"?It's only when I'm sleeping that I'm really free.It's dark all around, no one is looking at you.Whether you wish to put your hands under your head, stretch your legs into a splayed figure, bend your waist, or open your mouth, you are really the master of yourself when you sleep, and your little bed It's the palace, no one dares to make trouble.

Besides, the most interesting thing is to have some small dreams for fun, who can stop you from dreaming?The husband can tell you not to do this, not to do that, but can he say, don’t dream when you sleep?Father can tell you to eat slowly and drink tea without slurping, but can he tell you how to dream?Only in the dream can people get real freedom: dare not mess with Sanduo's bad old man during the day, hum!In a dream, he could have snatched the big cigarette pouch and chiseled two or three (four or five, if you like) big green bags on his wrinkled forehead. Dream it!Children!In the dream, you can grow small wings and fly up and down like a dragonfly.You can go to the sea and watch how the whales play.how interesting!how interesting!

Please remember: Whenever you see someone sleeping, you must take your steps lightly, and you must speak in a low voice, it is better not to make a sound at all.Don't wake people up!How cruel it is to interrupt someone's dream!He is flying with the little butterflies in his dream, well, if you yell and wake him up, how unhappy he will be! Come!Let me whisper in your ear: Xiaopo has fallen asleep and is about to have a fun dream.I also went to bed myself, so that I could see what ridiculous things Xiaopo was doing in his dream. Xiaopo was kneeling on the stage in the movie park, thinking of an idea.Or make a hole in the white curtain and climb in?Is it to roll up the tent and see what's behind it?Or wait for the person behind the tent to come out, open a small door for them, and invite him in to participate?

Suddenly "Big Head" came and rolled his eyes at Xiaopo; Xiaopo also rolled his eyes at him very quickly.He shook his head at Xiaopo, and Xiaopo quickly shook his head too.He opened his mouth, Xiaopo also opened his mouth busy. Big Head laughed.Ah, it turns out that rolling the eyes, shaking the head, and opening the mouth are Yingerguo's greeting ceremony.They salute like that, and if you don't return the salute, it will be bad.If you don't return the courtesy, they will be angry!When they get angry, they can be very serious: either they shake their bodies, run away without a trace, and never play with you again;Fortunately Xiaopo returned the gift, "Big Head" smiled and said, "Come out!"

"You should say, go in!" Xiaopo said shrewdly. "No one can come in here without coming out from there, stupid!" The "big head" looked very arrogant, and his words were not polite at all. Xiaopo was eager to go in, so he had to swallow his breath, and went under the white curtain. "Don't act like that! Do you think the citizens of our Shadow Country are all rats, drilling holes?" "Big Head" sneered. Xiaopo was also a little angry: "I didn't say you are mice! If you don't tell me, how will I know how to get in!" "Touch! Hit the tent! It doesn't matter, it's my fault if it breaks the tent!" "Breaking the tent is a trivial matter, but you can't bear it if it hits your head! You probably know Xiaopo's head is terrible, right?" ?” Xiaopo said.

"Ouch!" "Big Head" rolled his eyes, as if admitting that his head is big but not strong.But he still said very firmly: "I'll try!" "Okay!" After Xiaopo finished speaking, he stood up, took two steps back, and moved forward.snort!It was soft and flickering as if it had touched a piece of big mushroom, the head was completely shattered, and there was no residue left, just some white ash flying in the air. "How did I tell you? I said my head is strong, but you don't believe me, look!" Xiaopo regretted smashing his big head like this. Suddenly turned around, ha! "Big head" - the head is not big anymore - wearing glasses and a straw hat, standing and laughing behind Xiaopo!

"It's you! It's you! You have a big head that can be haunted!" Xiaopo pointed at him and said, cherishing him very much. "What's your name? Big head!" "Me? Wait, let me take a look!" "Big head" took off the straw hat and looked at the leather loop inside: "Ah, yes, my name is Raba Haw." "What?" "Hawk!" "Is it alright?" Xiao Po asked. Sighing thought for a while, and said: "It's all right, but this hat has Smurf printed on it, so I have to Smack. I can change it when I buy a new hat!" "Then, you don't have the right surname. ?” Xiaopo asked with a smile.

"None of the citizens of Ying'er Country have a quasi-surname." "Whoa! Whoa!" Xiaopo looked at Rababa, hoping to ask his name so that he could tell the story of why he was called "Xiaopo". Happa put his hat on, but didn't make a sound. Xiaopo couldn't wait, and said, "Why don't you ask me what my name is?" "Hey! How dare you use the words printed on the inside of the hat as your name?" "Why, no?!" "I didn't say no! My name is Xiaopo." "Who asked you! I said, where is my hat?" Xiaopo laughed out loud.When he first met Halabaji, he really wanted to speak and act in a proper manner; but when he saw that Halabaji was looking at things with his eyes and thinking about things in his mind, he seemed to understand, but also seemed to be a confused person, he couldn't help it. Get up casually; fortunately, Helabaji is not careless, because Helabaji is just such a person: his eyes are smiling, his nose is straight and high, and he looks very solemn.The arms and legs are very flexible, but they will fall and gnaw on the ground at every turn.Clothes and hats are very elegant, but they are thin and small and clinging tightly to the body, it looks so strange and sad.He seems to be very shrewd, but sometimes he is "absent-minded": holding a handkerchief in his hand, chattering in his mouth, and throwing the handkerchief away again!When he found the handkerchief in his hand, he asked people, "Did it rain yesterday?"

Xiaopo laughed for a long time, and Rabaji remembered: the hat was on his head, and he said quickly: "Don't laugh so loudly! Don't you know this is in Ying'er Kingdom? We are not allowed to make a sound when we talk and laugh Damn! Hey! What's that thing you're wearing around your waist?" "This one?" Xiaopo pointed to his red silk treasure and said, "My treasure. With it, I can transform into all kinds of people at will." "Hurry up and throw it away, people here change at will, we don't need red silk!" "I can't throw it away, this is my treasure!"

"Your baby has nothing to do with me, throw it away!" "Don't throw it away!" "If you don't throw it, don't throw it, pull it down!" "Shall I throw it away, then?" "Don't throw it!" "You must throw it!" Xiaopo said, untied the red silk, threw it on the tent, probably threw it on the stage, but Xiaopo couldn't see it, because once inside the tent, the things outside couldn't see it. Saw. "I said, have you seen Gougou?" Happa asked suddenly. "Who is Googou?" "You don't know wow?" "How would I know!" "Then, I should know. Gougou is a big girl." "Ouch! It's the girl with you who hugged the puppy!" Xiaopo proudly remembered it so accurately. "Do you know, how can you say you don't know, ah?!" Happa said angrily. At this moment, Xiaopo wasn't afraid of babbling any more, and said without hesitation, "Where did Gougou go?" "Tell the tiger to recite it!" Happa seemed about to cry. "Where did you carry it?" "You don't know?" Xiaopo shook his head. "Then, it seems that I should know. I've carried it up the mountain!" "Hey, huh, huh! Heh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, I'm a little pretending to be confused, and I know what I know!" Xiaopo said in his heart.Then he asked: "What should I do?" "Do it? I want to make up my mind. I've done it a long time ago, and I'm still waiting for you to ask me!" Tears rolled down his cheeks. Xiaopo felt very sorry for him, even though his words were so unpopular. "Where's your car?" "at home." "Get in the car and go hunting tigers in the mountains!" Xiaopo said bravely. "No, the belt on the wheel is one short!" "Where did it go?" "have eaten!" "Who ate it?" "You don't know?" Happa thought for a while, "It's probably me!" "Is the belt delicious?" Xiaopo asked in surprise. "It's not very tasty, but with some oil and vinegar, it's okay!" "Ugh! No wonder your head can grow so big sometimes, it must be eaten by eating rubber wheels!" "You seem to know, then I must not know!" "This man's words are really roundabout!" Xiaopo said in his heart. "Ouch! Gougou! Gougou!" Happa screamed miserably, took out his gold watch, and wiped away his tears. "Let's go! Find the tiger!" Xiaopo said. "It's far away from here!" Happa said with a big mouth curled up. "Aren't you good at running?" "Yes!" Happa sobbed: "I can also fall!" "How can I make people laugh if I don't fall?" "You stumbled to make people laugh?!" "I made a mistake, I'm sorry!" Xiaopo quickly apologized. "What did you say wrong?!" Xiaopo said in his heart: "The people in Ying'er Middle School are really difficult to mess with," but he also became tough: "I love to say it wrong!" "That's okay! If you say 'love', you can do anything! You see, I love Gougou, and Gougou loves me; just like you love to say the wrong thing!" Xiaopo was a little confused, pretending to understand, and said: "I love my sister Xianpo!" "No matter how much you love your sister, you can't love Gougou like I do! Besides, who doesn't have a sister!" "So, you also have a younger sister?" Xiaopo asked with concern. "Let me think about it!" Happa put his finger on his nose and thought for a long time: "Maybe not, anyway, I love Gougou." "Isn't Gougou your sister?" "no!" "Who is she to you?" "I'm telling you, you don't understand either. I can only say this: When I asked her, Gougou, do you love me? She just smiled with her little red mouth and nodded. I was crazy at that time!" "Love and Gougou Crazy?" Xiaopo asked. "Almost! You'll understand when you grow up tomorrow!" "Ouch!" Xiaopo thought: It would be fun if he grew up to be crazy. "Are you going to help me or not?" "Let's go!" Xiaopo puffed up his chest. "Where are you going?" "Aren't you going to the mountains?" "Is there a mountain over there?" "Over the mountain?" Xiaopo said cleverly. "That's right!" Happa walked away, Xiaopo followed behind.After walking for a while, Rabaji said, "Stay away from me, I'm going to fall!" "It doesn't matter, as soon as you fall, I will kick you, and you will get out of the way. Isn't this way you can walk faster?" "It makes sense!" Saying that, Rabaji fell far away: "Kick!" Xiaopo ran forward a few steps and gave him a kick. "Wait!" Raba stood up and said, "I have to take off my glasses, and roll around with them, it's not fun!" Happa took off the mirror and put it on Xiaopo, with the hook facing forward, the mirror was on Xiaopo's head. "Why do you wear your glasses upside down?" Xiaopo asked, very happy in his heart. "Children should wear glasses behind them!"
Press "Left Key ←" to return to the previous chapter; Press "Right Key →" to enter the next chapter; Press "Space Bar" to scroll down.
Chapters
Chapters
Setting
Setting
Add
Return
Book