Chapter 176 Xiaopo's birthday - at school

When he arrived at school, the first thing Xiaopo did was to fight with others.If you knew Xiaopo's purpose in fighting, you might not be able to say that he is aggressive and not peace-loving.In Xiaopo's fights, nine and a half times out of ten times, it was to maintain justice and protect others.Especially the little girls, when they were bullied by others, instead of reporting to their husband, they always came to Xiaopo to complain.Although Xiaopo was still in the lower grades, when he saw injustice, he would go forward bravely, no matter whether the enemy's arm was thicker than a telephone pole, or whether the enemy's legs were made of iron or copper.hit!There is nothing else to say!People rely on their thick arms and stature to bully others, well, fight them hard!

When Xiaopo was desperate, he was indeed very powerful.Swing both hands together to make the enemy pay attention to the upper part, in fact, the purpose is to hit the enemy's stomach with the head.Of course, three or four out of ten times may happen to hit each other; but if they hit, ha!The enemy doesn't have to plan to eat bananas comfortably within three days! How hard is Xiaopo's head!Do you still remember: when he went shopping with his mother, didn't he always put the basket, no matter how heavy, on his head?Besides, when he was free, he would still stand against the wall, with his feet in the air, and his head, and he would stand for ten minutes at a time.With a head that has been trained in this way, and backed by the strength of the whole body, not to mention bumping into people, even bumping into the head of an old goat will cause the goat to suffer from headaches for three days!According to those who were hit, as long as Xiaopo's forehead touches your belly, well, your belly will immediately stick to your spine, which is uncomfortable!

For those who are shorter and weaker than himself, Xiaopo doesn't bother to spend so much "brain power" - the power of the head. He only needs to slap his forehead and point to the enemy's stomach. The enemy has no other choice but to plead guilty and make amends. Affection.As for the "size", the strength is almost equal to that of Xiaopo, and he can easily use his head; wouldn't it be more honorable to win with fists, and it obviously doesn't take advantage.After all, it is Xiaopo, who is fair in everything! There is also a class of children who are good at bullying, but dare not do it in a righteous way, stealthily take advantage of it; when someone points out their mistakes, they refuse to accept punishment;Xiaopo would never declare war on such little devils, but when he saw them bullying others, he would just punch them in the past and wait until the punching was over.Of course the one who was beaten would tell the husband, and the husband would of course punish Xiaopo.Xiaopo didn't say a word, bowed his head to accept the punishment from his husband.He said in his heart: Anyway, that punch was not light!At least I will tell you not to bully anyone again for three days!

"See you behind the trees on the playground!" was the watchword for the official challenge. This slogan contains many meanings: on the east side of the playground, there is a dense row of small dandelion trees, which are neatly cut and more than three feet high.Behind this short wall of red flowers and green leaves, there is an open space.There are a few big trees that shade the land, which is cool and secluded, just like a battlefield.Those who come here to compete are for the purpose of seeing the winner, and they are not allowed to report to the gentlemen before and after the event.When the fight is over, the winner will say: "It's over, I'm sorry!" The loser will also say: "It's over, I'm sorry!" Said together: "It's over, I'm sorry!" Saying this, although it was a fight, it didn't hurt the peace at all.So although Xiaopo often took care of this place, he didn't form any hatred with anyone.

Now we should speak in a low voice!Xiaopo, such a cute kid, used to sometimes accept bribes to fight for others. "Xiaopo, fight Wang Niu'er for me! He calls my father Dayang Dog!" A little devil held five pictures of cigarettes in his hand. "Down with Wang Niuer, this is all yours, keep it all new!" Xiaopo shook his head vigorously, but his eyes were fixed on the little devil's hand. The little devil handed over one. Xiaopo hesitated for a while, took it, and was reluctant to hand it back. It really is a brand new picture of cigarettes with strong bones! "You take that one first, and give these four after you win!" The little devil opened his hand, yes, there are four more, looking very cute.

"I have to win or lose?" Xiao Po's soul has been bought by the little devil! "Was lost? Blow! Won? Here! You often win battles, don't you?" The little devil's words were sweet and powerful. "Okay, when?" Xiaopo completely surrendered. "Go to the second class, behind the playground." "Okay, see you there!" Xiaopo put the painting away solemnly, feeling very proud. When the time is up, everyone came under the big tree. hit!Oops, my head didn't have the heat to penetrate it, and it just hit empty space when I hit it.His fists just swung blindly in the air, unable to hit anyone.The enemy's fists hit him like raindrops, and the hits on his body were extremely painful.And it seemed that Xiaopo's conscience had been punched!I just feel pain, but I can't muster the courage!The more ashamed I felt, the more flustered my hands and feet became.Every punch on the body seems to say: want someone else's foreign painting, shameless!where! ...In the end, he was knocked down to the ground!Wang Niu'er said triumphantly: "It's over, I'm sorry!" Xiaopo said shyly: "It's over, I'm sorry!"

Pooh!Pooh!Pooh! —The voice of the little devil! Never do it again, what a shame!When fighting for justice, how vigorously you fight, it is glorious to win or lose; when you fight for a few pictures of cigarettes, your head is as soft as tofu, and your heart is so sad!Besides, after inquiring, it turned out that it was the little devil who said first: Wang Niuer's sister looks like a little mouse, and then Wang Niuer retorted that his father looked like a big foreign dog. "Xiaopo!" Then another little devil held a handful of clam shells of various colors: "You fight with Li Sanyang,"

Before Xiaopo could finish speaking, he covered his eyes with his hands and ran away. Let's go back.Xiaopo entered the school gate and was asking the gatekeeper, Old India, what good food he ate and what jokes he heard during the New Year.A little girl came from behind and gave him a hand.Looking back, it turned out to be Xiaoying from the same class.Her face was full of tears, and even her forehead was covered with teardrops. I don't know how she could make the tears flow upwards. "What's wrong? Xiaoying!" Xiaoying still twitched uncontrollably, opened her lips a few times, swallowed many big salty tears, but couldn't speak.

"What's the matter, Xiaoying; don't cry, you won't be able to eat if you eat too much tears!" Xiaopo often couldn't eat when his younger sister Xianpo was crying and crying, so she knew that eating tears would hinder her dietary. Sure enough, Xiaoying stopped crying, as if she was afraid that she would not be able to eat.She said aggrievedly: "He hit me!" "Who?" Xiaopo asked, feeling sorry for Xiaoying. "Baldy Zhang! Hit me here!" Xiaoying casually pointed her hand in the air. Xiaopo looked at Xiaoying's body, but there was no sign of being beaten.Or Zhang Baldzi beat people without leaving a trace, it is unknown.Anyway, Xiaoying's tears were real, she must have been wronged.

"He also snatched a boat, Baldy Zhang!" Xiaoying said. Xiaopo was a little confused: Is that boat called Baldy Zhang?Or is Baldy Zhang snatching the boat? "Boat?" he asked. "A paper boat, Baldy Zhang!" Xiaopo decided: This must be Zhang Baldzi (person), and snatch Zhang Baldzi (boat). "Have you gone to tell Mr.?" "No!" At this time, Xiaoying's tears had dried up, but she wiped two black circles on her eyes with her little finger. "Okay, Xiaoying, I'll go to Baldy Zhang and get the boat back." Xiaopo said, lifting up Old India's skirt and wiped Xiaoying's face.Old India had just put on a new skirt because of the start of school, so he gave Xiaopo a look.

"It's not enough to go back to the boat!" Xiaoying said. "how?" "You have to hit him! He hit me here, Baldy Zhang!" Xiaoying pointed her finger in the air again. "Xiaoying, if he admits his mistake, there is no need to beat him." Xiaopo's attitude was very peaceful. "You must hit him! Baldy Zhang!" The little girls are so hard to mess with!Xiaopo still remembers: once my younger sister Xianpo said that the old cow pulling the cart gave her a deliberate look and told him to hunt the cow.You said, if Lao Niu really wanted to fight, would Xiaopo benefit from it?After a long debate, no, the younger sister is "hands down", not regressing at all.In the end, Xiaopo got wise and drew an old bull on the stone slab, and asked his younger sister to fight it by himself, thus avoiding the danger of bullfighting. "Okay, Xiaoying, let's go to the classroom first." Just as Xiaoying and Xiaopo entered the lecture hall, they ran into Baldy Zhang.Zhang Tuzi saw Xiaopo holding Xiaoying's hand, and he understood the story earlier. Before Xiaopo could speak, he said: "See you behind the trees in the playground, Xiaopo!" "When?" Xiao Po asked. "Let's go now! Do you dare?" Zhang Baldzi's words were harsh. "You go first, wait until I take off my clothes." Xiaopo was wearing a new snow-white uniform, not daring to get it dirty.He took off his upper body, hung it on the chair, and then took out the red silk treasure from the book bag, and wrapped it around his waist, which was both majestic and majestic, and saved his pants from being dirty. "Xiaoying, you see, as soon as I surround this baby, I am much taller than Baldy Zhang, right?" "Really!" Xiaoying saw that Xiaopo was about to go to the battlefield, clapped her two little hands, and couldn't even speak. Under the big tree, apart from Zhang Tuzi and Xiaopo, there were a few visitors, all wearing new uniforms, sitting on the ground to watch the excitement. The sunlight penetrating through the leaves hit Zhang Baldzi's bald head in spots, like a spotted pumpkin, yellow and waxy with some green shadows.Although Zhang Bald doesn't have much hair, he has a lot of strength.In terms of stature, he is also taller than Xiaopo; his arms and legs are full of muscles and bones, and he is clumsy. But Xiaopo didn't take this pumpkin-headed bastard into his heart at all.Putting his hands on his waist, he said: "Baldy Zhang, hurry up and hand over Xiaoying's boat! Stay a little longer, but it will be too late!" Baldy Zhang put the little paper boat on the moss under the tree root, then tightened his belt, touched his bald head, swallowed again, licked his lips, and pointed to the little paper boat on the moss. Paper Boat looked at the visitor sitting next to him, pinched his nose again, and said: "Fight! Don't waste your time. If you win, the boat will belong to Xiaoying; if you defeat, the boat will belong to me!" Zhang Tuzi not only has a domineering attitude, but also seems to be very confident in combat.He stomped his feet, shook his bald head, roared, and rushed forward. At first glance, it looks powerful, Xiaopo has calculated well, and it is not enough to win with his head.He pushed the enemy's hands away, from the tailbone to the top of the head, united in one breath, and pushed towards Baldy Zhang's stomach.Zhang Baldzi is also a long-time opponent of the enemy. He knew that Xiaopo's "bumping the sheep's head" is famous far and wide, so he quickly took a breath, retracted his stomach, and then turned to the side, letting Xiaopo's head pass by. . Whenever Xiaopo used his head, he only watched the enemy's footsteps with his eyes, sacrificing his neck and spine.Seeing Bald Zhang's feet moved to the side, he said in his heart: "Okay, hit our back!" Sure enough, the fist was punched on the back, and there seemed to be some echoes in the chest and mouth.Baldy Zhang has the advantage of beating people in this way: when beating people, he always has a sound and a rhyme. Xiaopo stepped back quickly, adjusted the size, waved his hands, and pushed his head forward again.drink!Zhang Bald's feet moved away again, and his head hit the air again!Kou Bang Dang Kou Bang Dang Kou Bang received another five punches on the back.Oops, the neck is also open.I had to lower my head to listen to the sound, and when I looked up, the enemy must be knocked down by the neck.It's time to change some tactics: don't go back, attack forward, hug Zhang Baldy's leg, and give him a short-distance smash.It's so easy to get the enemy's fat legs, and I don't know how many times I have been pawned on my back, the sacrifice is not small!No matter, if you want to hug his leg, there is a way.well!It's still not good, the distance is too close to hit hard, and the mouth on the back is louder. "Xiaopo is going to be finished! Xiaopo is going to be finished!" the visitors said nonsense. Xiaopo was a little anxious! Being quick-witted, he suddenly let go of Zhang Bald's leg, and "sneaked" and turned to the enemy's back.Zhang Baldzi was raising his head and was having fun beating, when suddenly he punched Kong Kong and lowered his head, alas!Xiaopo is gone.Busy turning around, the body just turned around, Kou Bang!My stomach seemed to hit a big leather ball, but it was harder than a leather ball. "Ah! Xiaopo's head!" Thinking of Xiaopo's head, I lost my heart.He put his hands on his head instead of swinging them forward, as if thinking about some philosophical question.The stomach is completely bulging, as if to say: Come on, hit again, sure enough, Kobang!I'm going to fall, he thought.Sure enough, unfortunately, he wobbled, wobbled, his feet didn't touch the ground, and flew backwards, with the sound of wind in his ears.Clack!The bald-headed melon got stuck into the Shandan leaves. "It's over, I'm sorry!" Xiaopo said, rubbing his forehead with one hand and rubbing his neck with the other. "It's over, I'm sorry!" Baldy Zhang said with his mouth under a big red mountain red flower. Come over and pull Baldy Zhang out of the leaves.Baldy Zhang held his stomach and said, "Unfortunately, these Shandan flowers are not very fragrant, not very fragrant!" Xiaopo picked up the boat from under the tree root, walked around the Shandan tree, and went to the playground to find Xiaoying.She was waiting by the bush. "Hey! Xiaopo! Xiaopo! I heard it all! You beat Zhang bald so loudly, it really relieves hatred! Relieves hatred!" Xiaoying said, stomping her feet. "This is your boat, Xiaoying. Hold it carefully, and don't let others snatch it!" He handed the boat to Xiaoying, and said in his heart: "It's kind of you to beat Zhang bald! Hit a bald man, I have a fever running down my spine!" "But there is one thing, Baldy Zhang may not dare to bully little girls anymore!" Xiao Po walked into the classroom talking to himself. "You beat it so hard, I beat it unambiguously!"