Chapter 111 Niu Tianci Biography (5) - Liberation Period

Confused, Tianci lived for six months without compromise.It is only here that we have a relationship with "Sui".Mrs. Niu ordered Ji Ma to wait for others: "Someone asked, and said: half a year old." "Year" is much more majestic than "month" and "day".Although Tianci himself did not realize where the dignity of "half-year-old" was, there were indeed changes in his life.These changes are very noteworthy. How should I put it, if there is no change in life for six months, or even one day, from day to day, he never vents his anger to show that he will never change, this villain may become a saint and a virtuous person in the future, but Maybe just go back home.So we have to talk about these changes to prove that Tianci had never died when he was half a year old: biography is a record of an individual's "life", and everything after death is registered by the underworld.On the one hand, this is the period of liberation.Although Mrs. Niu knows a lot, she has never raised a child in her life, so she dare not decide whether to release the doll's hands and feet at half a year old or for eight months.She gave Ji Ma a face, "Shouldn't you need to tie it up? In the countryside, how many days did you tie it up?" Ji Mama thought of the sand bag again: "Let's go to work in the field and put the child in the pocket. No need to tie it up. Just wrap your neck loosely." The old lady was very disappointed with Ji's mother: Whenever the boss asks for public opinion, the people have to understand that it is the boss's face, and they have to figure out what the boss wants to hear, even if it is something out of thin air. It is said that the sand pocket is strong.Mama Ji didn't understand this, so she was stared at twice by his wife.

After all, it was Old Liu Ma.When the wife asked, she immediately rolled her eyes—the blind one could turn to cheer even though she couldn’t see anything—and said to herself: When the wife asks, there are zongzi sellers on the street, and they must start preparing it. May Day, or the wife wants to eat dumplings stuffed with tender zucchini.After thinking about it this way, he came up with an idea: "Isn't the young master almost eight months old?" Give the wife a chance to display her knowledge. "Who said that, isn't it just half a year old?" After all, the wife's memory is better than the servant's. "It's so old and old!"

"It's so big, even if you say it's nine months old, some people will believe it!" Old Liu Ma's dog articles don't rely solely on rhetoric, but rely on the power of thought, heavy and sweet, like Cantonese moon cakes. "Actually, you don't need to be tied up when you are half a year old. You should wear small clothes." Really, her own child was also raised in her pocket, and she didn't know how many months the doll should be tied up; since the wife asked, she thought it was intentional Let Godsend untie you.If the wife asked the baby to be beheaded in a few months, Lao Liu's mother would know that it should be tied to the execution ground immediately.

Anyway, Tianci's body was removed from the fairy rope, and he put on jumpsuits.Mama Ji saw it: After six months, the fairy rope was indeed effective, and Tianci's legs must not be bent, because the toes have turned inward.This time she kept an eye out and didn't report to his wife.Fortunately, this is the case; otherwise, Tianci might be tied up again. Fortunately, Tianci is a manly man, and he doesn't care about his curvaceous posture.Anyway, it was a pleasure to be untied, and he began to enjoy it.He was very happy that he could put his fist in his mouth and smack his feet, and he could kick his feet.

A person who can't cry well or laugh well, such as Niu Tianci—nick name Fuguan—, it's better not to be too happy.Tianci is ignorant: Kicking up with both feet, his heart beat hard, his lips cracked, and he yelled out "Ba".From his own point of view, this is very scientific, but he can't help others to look at it from a metaphysical point of view.Mrs. Niu thought that an official doll who knew good and bad should be called "Mom" first.Tianci called "Ba". "Ba" means "Dad"; just like the old man, is it worthy? The old man is naturally very proud.Someone is called dad in their fifties, and it is not wronged to die at that time, let alone be a living dad without dying!The happier he was, the more he didn't know what to do. His whole body was smiling, but his eyes were on his wife.No matter what the wife thinks, he doesn't look like an official father, and this official baby calls him, which is really confusing.

Old Mama Liu's tail was wagging again, she tilted her head and looked at Tianci's mouth: "Call me, call me mom!" Tianci rolled his eyes, but without saying a word, he secretly pissed his pants wet.Half a year old in vain, Mama Liu said in her heart. In fact, our divine gifts are not in vain; to be more honest, all life has never been in vain.Needless to say anything else, Tianci has grown into something; who can say that these six months of milk have been eaten for nothing?Tianci must not be idle, even though he is silent, he must have thought about what he will look like.Otherwise, why did he grow into his own appearance, instead of casually following the appearance of Ji Ma or Si Huzi?Life is a kind of creation: a red-faced man can't stop his son from growing into a white-faced scholar.

Tianci's leg is helpless, and it's naturally not his fault.His flat head is not something he can correct himself: Mrs. Niu advocates not to hold the baby too much. For six months, except for breastfeeding, he always looked at the sky with both eyes, so his head grew inward. Flat as a board.Although I wear jumpsuits now, I still seldom get hugged.Mother Ji naturally does not object to this method. Mrs. Niu thinks that this is not enough to raise an official son. Love is love, discipline is discipline, and the rules are to raise it from childhood. The baby should lie down, just as old Liu Ma should stand upright. .The divine creation is in the face.We're not at all sure at the moment whether he's a genius, or a fool; but, with his little face of planning, the kid is a little pretentious.There are so many heroes, the most powerful are those who are simple in appearance but complicated in heart.Godsend seemed to have thought of this.It can be said that he has forgotten the eyebrows. Whether they will grow back or not in the future, of course he has a plan.The eyes are single eyelids, the black eyeballs are not big, and they are often hidden under the single eyelids, so it is easy to roll them.The nose is short and pointed upwards, as if it is always smelling the smell in front of it.Thin lips, open and close easily when crying, and contemptuous when laughing.The whole face is like a small winter melon, narrow at the top and wide at the bottom, with two pieces of flesh hanging from the cheeks.In the season of not crying or laughing, the single eyelid is drawn, the tip of the nose is slightly curled, and the small thin mouth is lying in ambush between the two fat cheeks. No one knows what he is going to do.His complexion is slightly ivory-yellow, his eyebrows are slightly narrow, and a few thin yellow hairs are sparsely crawling on the top of his head.From a partial point of view, there is nothing to recommend; when you look at it as a whole, it is indeed amazing—I dare not say whether I will become a hero in the future, and I must not be a decent doll now.But he can create an unseemly face, he always has a certain number in his heart, at least he is an old lady who wants to be arrogant.

Even so, after all, he has some artistic means, and the flesh on his cheeks saved his life.When Mrs. Niu was about to get angry with him, she often suppressed her pressure because of those two pieces of meat.The basic requirement for an official child is flesh; eyebrows are always secondary.What's more, "Eighteen changes in childhood", how can you know that Tianciyi will not grow two lying silkworm eyebrows when he is happy.In order to reduce anger, the old lady always looked at his gills first.As for the guests, they naturally find the place where they are easiest to see to praise: looking at the meat on this face, I am a bit lucky!As for those unpopular places, both the host and the guests can see clearly, but they all keep silent.Art, from this point of view, is a skillful mobilization; if the gods send all the meat to the ass, then they have to wait for a beating.

At eight months, Mrs. Niu found out through extremely careful observation: If the doll is not picked up again, maybe the flat head will move all the things that should grow in the back to the front, and the back is completely empty. .If all the hair from the back of the head is transplanted to the forehead, the front will be majestic and majestic, but what about the back half?The old lady thought for a long time before issuing the second liberation order: the baby should be hugged for a while except during feeding time. Liberating casually, no matter what it is for, is very dangerous.The surest way is to take it by the hand; even if the urgent water will flow sideways, you can't just drown one person anyway.As soon as the baby-holding order came down, even the four tigers also accosted and came forward.What's even more irritating is that Tianci rushed forward when he saw the four tigers, and shouted "Ba" one after another!Si Huzi, don't look at him as a stupefied kid, sometimes he can do clever things when he's happy.I don't know where I learned it, but he is very good at holding dolls.Although the old lady Niu was able to drink the four tigers out, she couldn't make Tianci understand: How can an official child be friendly with an old man.The more the old lady wanted to improve the status of the baby, (and it was completely out of good intentions), the baby tended to meditate on slope, not knowing what was good or bad.Naturally, she couldn't commit suicide because of this, but she was really unhappy.How many times has she told the four tigers in the summer, and she has put on her gown!And when Si Huzi was carrying water or cleaning the yard, his back was bare.no way!Now, Tianci is a swindler again.Besides, it's not that the old lady doesn't set an example, she didn't go bareback on a hot day, she was still wearing an official gauze shirt, and sat on the magnetic pier next to the refrigerator.Besides, she never asked Si Huzi to hug her once. Who do you think Tianci learned from, but she prefers to find Si Huzi!

The old lady is not completely discouraged, she has to do what needs to be done, and she just wants to be ashamed of her heart.Godsend it's time to get vaccinated.The old lady went out to investigate in person.There are many places where vaccinia is administered, so of course Tianci can't go to such a place, because status matters.There are many places that pay for pox vaccination, but they are roughly divided into two schools: one is the western style, only one plant is planted, and it does not have to be planted on the arm, but also on the leg.One is the old-fashioned way, and you must plant three seeds on the left and right arms, without compromise, and when planting, the doctor's hands can't help shaking.She decided to take Godsend to the place where she was shivering. The reason was that the shivering was severe, and maybe seven or eight should be planted instead of six. Isn't the more varieties of cowpox the better?

An auspicious day was chosen, and the vaccination was carried out vigorously.Mother Ji put on all the jewelry and new clothes that should be worn.Old Liu Ma is also willing to follow, half of them are lackeys, and half are because the weather is getting warmer, so they take the opportunity to go for a walk.She also dresses up.Mrs. Niu dressed herself up to the fullest, and even found out an old folding fan with sandalwood strands; it's not yet the time to take the fan, just to show elegance.Tianci wore a new red crepe sweater, and the yellow hairs on his head were tied into a small braid, which was supported by a red velvet rope.Wearing yellow tiger shoes on the feet, with red eyes and white beards.Except for himself, the rest are decent. It deserves to be shamed by God!If only one plant is planted, although it will have to cry—a child who is vaccinated and does not cry may not have the instinct to cry—but he will never perform all the tones and gestures of crying.Plant six, what should I do if I don’t cry?After crying for a while, my lips seemed to be made of rubber, soft and flexible.There were real tears in my eyes, some running up my nose, some hanging from the corners of my eyes, and two or three drops on my forehead.One of the tiger shoes was also kicked out, and the pigtail was also separated from the velvet rope.Even the flat hairless head was red with beads of sweat, like a pile of small pomegranate seeds.From the overall point of view, it looks like a big defeat.If the old lady Niu didn't feel sorry for Fan, she really wanted to give him a good meal.Fortunately, the doctor was very determined, and he would not pull down if he did not plant all six, because Mrs. Niu had something to say beforehand: only one yuan will be given for planting six plants, and 15 cents will be deducted for one short.Tianci felt that he had to go crazy to demonstrate, and was about to roll his eyes when all six seeds were planted; it was not the most touching tragedy. When I came back, I took a small path, and Godsend even took the answer! The acne came out well, only two were blind.Tianci probably had something in his heart, he didn't have a serious fever, and he didn't cry much for a few days, probably saying: If you don't touch me, I don't want to waste more tears. The scab fell off the acne, and Tianci began to spray his teeth.He seemed to have forgotten the word "Ba", so he shrunk his neck when he was happy, squeezed his small eyes, pouted his thin lips, poof!After puffing, he held his chubby cheeks and waited for the effect.Sure enough, everyone wanted to see the young teeth still wrapped in the gums.He didn't ask to see, whoever came over would have a smudged face.The more gadgets he has on his body, the more complicated the fun of life becomes; one of his teeth is exposed, and he feels that Boo Boo is too monotonous, so he created a language himself, with "Ba" as the main sound, adding various music at any time: Sometimes I call Old Man Niu "Dudu", sometimes I call Old Mama Liu "Ah", and sometimes I compose a poem by myself—"Dudu Baba Puff—Puff! Ah—" Pointing with my finger, it turns out The gist of the poem is to go out and play in the courtyard.Mrs. Niu forbade, "Wild boy! Let's see who dares to go to the courtyard!" He had no choice but to continue writing poems, eh, eh!According to Si Huzi's explanation, this very short and steep poem is to scold the old lady Niu. Tianci can't climb yet. "Sit seven times and climb eight times", Old Liu's mother had predicted so long ago, but Tianci decided not to cooperate with her, but not to climb.In fact, he was head-heavy and his legs were weak, and he couldn't crawl.So he invented the roll, the belly, the back, flipping back and forth, and moving sideways.Sometimes, taking advantage of the opportunity with its belly up, the little sparrow sprayed water in the air, straight up and down, and poured it all on itself, performing a drill of flooding the Seventh Army. "This kid is no longer an official!" Mrs. Niu said in her heart.But Si Huzi came here specially to perform this show when his wife was not at home. "Come on, buddy! Come on a straight one!" Tianci really came to express his gratitude; the four tigers gave Tianci the money they had prepared to buy socks to buy a pair of clams, one with five black beans The villain made a rattling sound when he moved his head.This first batch of toys was a gift from Si Huzi; none of those in power thought of this!Tianci bared his small teeth and called Si Huzi a series of "ba", and Lao Liu's good eye almost went blind with anger!