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Chapter 108 Niu Tianci Biography (2)

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Taken together, we do not know who Niu Tianci's biological parents are.This is simply a deliberate challenge for those who write biographies.Famous horses on the racecourse have a very detailed pedigree; our hero, hum, descended from the sky!How, on what basis, to explain and understand his genius, mental strength, and characteristics, etc.?These all have a lot to do with genetics.Let's not mention these for now, but talk about his appearance; there must be some basis for this.The eyes are like grandma, and the smile is like uncle. Only in this way can the unity of ideas, and it sounds like the real thing.People have to carry history, and cattle must have horns.Our hero, however, is like a cloud without roots.

How to do it? Just two big characters are enough to help us - deserve it. This is much easier.Don't mention the relationship between people and the original amoeba or the nebula, but simply sell what you want.No family tree, illegitimate child, small luggage roll, they all deserve it.On the contrary, we pay more attention to what is beating this little heart in all directions.Because these are documented, one radish and one pit.No guesses, rumors, old couples with prejudices, four tigers, little sweaters, peeing mats...we dare not ignore; these are the hammers that beat the careful ones.Inheritance, in the casting of "heart", probably does not necessarily have more weight than education.Let's go down this road, let's talk about the old man first.

There are many people in the world who are not easy to describe, and the old man Niu is one of them.You just adjusted the light to illuminate him, and he yawned; fortunately, he didn't yawn, and it was illuminated; when it was washed out, he rolled his eyes.He keeps slipping through your fingers.You often see his name in the advertisements introducing doctors, god-faced Ma Zifeng, etc. You often meet him in the streets, temple fairs, shareholder meetings, and chambers of commerce, but he never makes you pay special attention to him.Always so smiling, he seems to know you, but he doesn't seem to know you; sometimes he can forget his last name, and then suddenly remember it.You don't seem to have heard him speak, but in fact his mouth is not idle, it's just when what he said moves people's hearts; he seems to know that it doesn't matter whether he talks or not, and you listen or not.Sometimes he seems to be able to jump out of his body and look at himself like a stranger, so he is not arrogant, but smiles and masturbates: "Old cow, you are just that." Of course he can't be like this forever, sometimes Sometimes I can save face and put on airs.But after putting it on for three to five minutes, I felt that I lacked confidence, and I fell down with a smile; otherwise, how could Mrs. Niu gain the upper hand.If he were a fish, he would never grab water, but always slip on the mud.

This is not to say that he is weak and fails everywhere.In fact, he was very successful.He didn't know how to succeed.He has a kind of non-wisdom wisdom, and he is best at hitting the wrong way.He is one of the most famous people in Yuncheng.He has opened pawnshops, coal factories, and oil hotels, all of which made money.Now he has three deals left.He is not really an expert in anything, and people in any line of work do not sincerely admire him.He always smiles and "touches".But how many times, this kind of touch made the money belong to him.No one else would want a shabby house. If you asked him, he happened to have just finished a bowl of smooth chicken shredded noodles, and he felt very comfortable: "Okay, let me have it." In 1978, no one lived in Bairen, because there was no roof.But suddenly one day, someone came to the door, insisting on that piece of land, only that piece of land was suitable for opening a hospital.He made five times as much money. "Okay, it's yours." He smiled, and no one knew what that smile meant, neither did he himself.He has such a baby who seems to be luck but not luck, genius but not genius, blind touch but not blind touch.He is neither good nor bad, and does not regard money as his life, but the sound of foreign money makes him reluctant to waste it.He has all the hobbies, but no addictions.Whether the play is good or bad, he has never expressed his opinion; he listens to it, and it doesn't matter if he doesn't.He didn't drink much, and when he was about to overeat, he didn't think of his wife very much, so he wasn't drunk, and his wife didn't fight with him, so he felt very comfortable.He smoked Harder's brand cigarettes, which he extinguished halfway through, and then smoked the other half after a while, saving cigarettes and wasting matches became a balance; he was a born businessman.

Just not having a son, this shortcoming, and only this shortcoming, cannot be dismissed with a smile.But when his wife was in a hurry, he still had to laugh: "Yes, yes, I don't only blame you, the matter of the two of you, the matter of the two of you." After sharing half of the fault, the wife was inconvenient to kill them all, so Life became sweet again: the wife was not angry, the son had to talk about it, and then he slept soundly. In his dream, he heard that the price of wheat would increase, and he went to the shop early the next morning to harvest more wheat.Sure enough, I made another fortune.The appearance of the cow old man is not bad, but he is not dignified. He has a round face, a small double chin, a bald head, a crawling nose, a bright head, dull eyes, a short yellow beard, always smiling, and short hands and feet. With a round belly, he walks with a sway, without raising his eyebrows, and his body is round and lacks curves, like an old cook.The material of the clothes is not bad, but there is a little more oil on the cuffs and collars, which reduces the beauty.The hat always seems to be one size smaller, probably for the convenience of taking it off, and his love to take it off is almost a problem.With a smile, his hands went to the brim of his hat; sometimes when he met a good dog and wagged his tail at him, he had to touch the brim of his hat.Every time you take off your hat, there will be steam on your head, which is enough to arouse the favor of others - taking off your hat like uncovering a steamer shows sincerity.

There are two paths he can take: one is to become the emperor of England, and the other is to be an old man.The only reason he adopted this second rule was that he was not born to be the crown prince of England; otherwise he would have made a very good emperor, silent and smiling, and there were people talking in Parliament ready for him. To be honest, if Mrs. Niu were him, and he was Mrs. Niu, he would definitely become a much bigger person.But God often arranges people wrongly, and history always makes people anxious to read.Mrs. Niu is much more powerful than him, but she chose to give birth to a female fetus. Apart from bullying her wife, she has no use for a hero.She was born to be a hero, but instead she became a housewife.Naturally she despised her husband.She is very suitable to be a hero. She has the first qualification-selfishness.The world was prepared for her.It's a pity her world is too small.But in this small world, she fully displayed her abilities.Si Huzi is her distant relative, and Old Liu Ma was specially selected by her from her natal family.Those who have nothing to do with her don't plan to stay in Niu Zhai.The cow old man was not brought by her natal family, which is a shortcoming, but I am sorry to change it casually, that would be too unofficial.

She looked down on the old man Niu very much.Yes, he made a lot of money; but if she were a man, it would be more than just money; fame, status, eating, drinking and having fun, everything would flow towards her like water.With Lao Niu for a lifetime, feel wronged.He doesn't have the vicious means of a man, he just deals with it.His friends ate him, drank him, and underestimated him.So except for her natal family, she has always been unwilling to entertain warmly.A handful of potatoes—she described his friends.Her natal family was an official.Although she is illiterate, she has official air.She knows how to use servants, how to talk about pomp, how to talk about status.He doesn't understand.That is to say, the father of her natal family who was an official died, otherwise she would have no way to go back to her natal family.Husband with potatoes meets father who is an official?shame!How did you say that this marriage came about?She often wonders.

She very much hopes to have an official son—with Lao Niu's money and her own ideals, she will definitely raise a decent son.But Lao Niu doesn't even have the air of being a son!He has long wanted to be small.With her alive, you don't have to think so.She doesn't have a son, so no one needs to plan to work too hard.It is a way to relieve boredom by hugging a child.But here lies the difficulty: he is willing to embrace Niu's family, and she is willing to hug her mother's family.Her reasons were softer, so he was passively not allowed to choose freely, so let's not hug him for now.God-sent's appearance solved this difficulty.He seems to have been specially born for the Niu family.As soon as Mrs. Niu picked him up, she made up her mind: try her hand on this kid and become an official son.An illegitimate child is a little worse; but I am already in my fifties, I am afraid it is not easy to have children; besides, the old man is so timid.Forget it, the old Juehu still has a lap dog as a child, and this is a real child with nose and eyes.What a godsend opportunity.

Where does the old cow go to find a nanny?He was totally unprepared.But he doesn't panic.For decades, he has always been so calm; nothing is too difficult.This method often made Mrs. Niu want to beat him a few times.She has an official air—everything in the world is prepared for her, and she can come at a wave, everything has a proper place, waiting for orders in an uncluttered manner.The old man didn't think about it that way; the world is just a mound of dirt, and you have to dig through the dirt slowly to find what you want, and you may not be able to find it.No wonder the old lady sometimes called him a preserved egg. Apart from being afraid of losing the deal, he was not in a hurry to say anything.

Sometimes his wife told him to buy soap, and he bought toilet paper.Forget about this, and make up for that, isn't that all right?According to him.He is very optimistic.This time, he really remembered to find a nanny.Toilet paper, pancreas soap, and even the washbasin cannot replace a nurse.After walking more than two miles, I haven't forgotten this; but I haven't thought of where to look for it.I must know that there are some places where nurses are introduced, but I just can't remember where those places are.He lit a Hardman cigarette, took a puff, and looked at the stars in the sky.The stars meant nothing to him, but they reminded him of his wife's eyes, which were omniscient and omnipresent.He had to hurry to find the nurse, not for himself at all, but for the wife and the little luggage roll; if it was for himself, it didn't matter whether he found it or not.

Find a familiar oil and salt shop, go in and say hello.There are many things that can be found out of the impossible, as long as you are confused and optimistic.The old man often saves a lot of money because he forgot to buy coal; but when he thinks about it, the price of coal suddenly drops.When I entered the oil and salt store, it seemed that the nurse had found it. "Shopkeeper Zhou," the old man Niu smiled on his round face, "find a nanny." "Why; got the young master?" Shopkeeper Zhou felt that the most gratifying thing in the world was to get the young master. "I brought it here, I inherited it," the old man Niu was very proud of, and he didn't slip away. "Find a nanny. Today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow I'll treat you to a drink." Shopkeeper Zhou thought about it, looked at the shop, and felt that there was absolutely no nanny in the shop, so he had to go outside to look for it. "You sit here, I have a solution." He went out, and was swallowed by the black shadow for a while. The cow old man smoked Hadmen, the ash was long, and he wanted to fall. His heart was like this ear of soot, he couldn't tell whether it should fall or not, and he smiled automatically on his face. After staying for a while, shopkeeper Zhou came back with two women. The old man Niu was beating a drum in his heart, should he find a nurse, or should he find a couple?I came out in a hurry and forgot to ask my wife. When shopkeeper Zhou said it, he realized that the two women were not nurses, and the one who looked like a donkey was the introducer.He felt that there seemed to be no other problems: "Let's go. Shopkeeper Zhou, I will treat you to a drink the day after tomorrow." "Where are you going?" the donkey brayed. Almost asked the old man to stop, but fortunately he did not forget home: "Go home, the child is not here." "Shouldn't we talk about it first?" the donkey said to shopkeeper Zhou. "They are all acquaintances," said Shopkeeper Zhou, who was very good at speaking. "After seeing my wife, everything is easy to handle," the old man Niu longed to let go of his responsibilities and go to sleep: "Talk to my wife." "Where is it? Such a black light!" This donkey is not a good donkey. "Let's hire a car," suggested shopkeeper Zhou. "Yes, hire a car." The old man slowly counted the number of people, "Probably three cars." When he got home, he handed the second wife to his wife. Seeing the donkey, the wife was refreshed. She loves negotiating with this kind of woman in order to sharpen her intelligence.Donkey, after three or five rounds with his wife, he knows that he has met a hand who can be very kind and at the same time not hide sand in his eyes.Before she could say anything, the wife handed it all over to her: "There are three yuan for your wedding banquet. She is a good breastfeeder. Let's try it for three days. It's okay. I have her four seasons clothes and a silver jewelry. Five yuan for wages and change Share it equally with Mama Liu. You are not allowed to ask for leave, and no one is allowed to come looking for it. Go to work now. You send her things and hire a car to go back and forth!" The donkey saw that there was not much oil and water on this side, and wanted to hit the nurse, so he tugged on her sleeve. The old lady handed the gift of heaven to the nurse and said to the donkey, "How much do you deduct from her wages?" "Returning to my wife, she has eaten me for several days; it is not easy, madam." "Okay, I will give you ten dollars, and you will not be allowed to come to her from now on. When I want to use you, send someone to call you Go." The madam's authority was impeccable. The donkey was defeated, but he knew that he hadn't suffered a loss. The wife's method was hitting the itchy tendon. The donkey went back to pack up the nanny's things, and the wife began to examine the nanny.The purpose of a nanny is for the milk, good milk is everything, what kind of face looks like, how long the feet are, it doesn't matter. The nurse has untied her bosom, and there are two big bags of milk.The wife nodded.There is nothing on the face that can't go down: it was originally a long face, but somehow it developed to the point where the cheeks became horizontal again, the nose suddenly followed the mouth, and the mouth quickly became a chin, so it grew up and down and widened, with the corners of the mouth and the tip of the eyebrows on one side The son is long, like a high-pile steamed bun that has been pressed for a while.But this has nothing to do with milk, so I can go down.The feet are not small, and the toes are turned upwards. The old elephant wants to fly up to see what is in the sky.This has nothing to do with milk, and it can go down. "What's your last name?" asked the lady. "Oh? The surname is Ji." The big flat mouth is about to slide down the cheeks, and it's fun. The wife is even happier. It is the first time for Ji's mother to work.Training people is an exercise in ability and not without fun.The wife began to plan how to train the nurse. "Who's in the house?" "Om?" "Don't say this Om!" "There are old ones, there are those who are in charge, there are uncles, and there is a two-month-old baby who has no food!" Mama Ji's nose twitched. "Give him something to eat." Mrs. Niu felt very sorry for the nanny, but God-sent must have milk to eat, and one cannot be too charitable. Tianci's little mouth started to move, and my wife was very happy.Tianci has milk, and Mama Ji's child has no milk, so it's just right to co-author.Besides, children in the country are easy to deal with. "Which village?" "Om?" "Say ma'am, don't want this om!" "Sixteen Mile Shop." "Which Shiliupu?" "Here in Huangjia Town." "Xiang—" the wife swallowed the word "pro".You can't recognize folks with your nanny.But I like it very much.It's just that it's all the same, and it's all the same to plan to govern the country and the world. "I said," the wife called, and went to find the old man, "I said, where did you find the nanny?" , It also shows that he has something in mind. "What's the matter?" The old man didn't know what was wrong. "Treasurer Zhou found it." "Ah, it's nothing." The wife thought of something else: "I gave him a name, a gift from heaven; nickname Fuguan, a blessing from the heavenly official." "Heavenly official blessing? Very good!" Tianci is probably a bit of a blessing, is everything wrong and right?
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