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Chapter 40 Lao Zhang's Philosophy(40)

Collected Works of Lao She 老舍 2490Words 2018-03-20
"Who's going to help the bride?" Sun Ba jumped up and asked the group of girls. "Eighth Master!" said the waiter, "The driver said he wasn't married!" "What?" "Not married! When the car arrived there, the street gate was locked, and there was no movement in the yard. I asked the neighbors, and they said that they saw the Long family father and daughter in the second half of the day yesterday, so we don't know what happened today!" "Good! Good!" Sun Ba sat on the steps, unable to speak anymore. "Sun Ba! Silly boy! You have been deceived by Lao Zhang! You are out of your mind!" Wang De laughed wildly after finishing speaking.

Sun Ba seemed to have awakened a bit, and reached out his hand to dig around in his pocket. After a long time, he took out the marriage certificate that Lao Zhang gave him. "Good! Good!" Sun Ba nodded and handed the marriage certificate to Lao Zhang. Relatives and friends gradually slipped out, especially the women, who were quick-witted and all moved their little feet outside with a limp.Only Li Shandong and Sun Bazhi's close friends still held on to Wang De. "Stupid boy! You don't have hands? Hit!" Wang De laughed so hard it was hard to hear! "Baye!" Old Zhang calmly took out a piece of paper from his pocket. "It's really here, that one is useless! Don't worry, think of a way slowly!" "Good! Good!" Sun Ba can only say this one word.

"Stupid boy! Hit him!" Wang De yelled. Sun Ba tore up the marriage certificate, sat on the ground again, couldn't help but still said, "Good! Good!" ……… "I said, where are you pulling me?" "Run there, old man!" "If you run like this, I can't stand it, my eyes are dizzy!" "Close your eyes, old man!" Zhao Si pulled Sun Shoubei and ran from Deshengmen to Qinghetang faster than Feifei. "It's here! Old man!" Zhao Si was sweating from his hands, not to mention his head, and helped Sun Shoubei out of the car. "Go inside! My old man alone!"

Sun Shoubei was lost and flickering, walking slowly in four square steps.Zhao Si begged a carriage driver to take care of his rickshaw, and followed him in. "Old man! Look! Ba Ye is sitting on the ground! I'm not talking nonsense!" Sun Shoubei was furious! "Ah! Xiao Ma!"—Xiao Ma is Sun Ba's baby name. "You dare to buy someone without telling me, how bold you are!" "The pony is quite courageous!" Zhao Si said. "Here's a more courageous one, old man!" Zhao Si pointed at Wang De. "What's going on here?" Sun Shoubei was even more puzzled.

"Didn't I tell you everything? This is Wang De!" "I told Xiao Ma to talk!" Sun Shoubei stopped Zhao Si from speaking. "Yes! Little Ma, tell me!" Zhao Si ordered Sun Ba. "Uncle! I'm ashamed! I can't bear this tone! I can't marry a wife, and I can't make Zhang's surname happy!" Sun Bayi was so confused that he vented his anger when he saw his uncle. "Stupid boy! You were cheated, and you don't regret it, but you still have to fight! Haha!" Wang De still laughed wildly. "Let go of him!" Sun Shoubei said to the people holding Wang De. "Don't let it go! He's going to kill someone!" Sun Ba yelled.

At this time, Sun Ba's order was a big discount, everyone released Wang De, and Wang De smirked again. "The surname is Zhang," Sun Shoubei pointed to Lao Zhang and said, "Are you from Wen, or from Wu? My old man wants to fight you, a real bandit!" Lao Zhang smiled slightly: The difference between the two terms philosopher and bandit is far enough! "You understand, old man!" Lao Zhang said slowly, "Lao Long lied to me. It's not that I deliberately played Baye!" "Where is Long?" Sun Shoubei asked. Zhao Si took out an envelope from his belt and handed it to Sun Shoubei with both hands.Sun Shoubei put on his glasses and looked at the letter with trembling hands: "Mr. Sun Ba: Lao Zhang bought Li Jing out of compulsion. Not only did he ruin a good woman, but he also killed Li Jing's uncle. Yours and mine It's all Lao Zhang's tricks. I owe him a debt, so he asked me to sell my daughter to pay off the debt. The husband is a really good person. I was deceived by him for a while. I can't give my daughter to him to be cast into his Big mistake. As for the more than a thousand yuan in the next life, can it be used as a temporary loan and will be repaid in the future? Now I am absconding with my daughter. As my husband asked, I should come to the door with my daughter to thank you and discuss the repayment method. As for Li Jing, Mr. Can you try to save her, she is a miserable woman without father and mother!  …

Nagarjuna ancient enlightenment. " After reading it, Sun Shoubei handed it to Sun Ba, who stammered through it. "Pony! How are you?" "I have no idea! Anyway, my daughter-in-law is lost, and I can't ask someone surnamed Zhang to marry her!" "Old man! Old ancestor!" Li Jing knelt on the ground and begged Sun Shoubei: "Help me with kindness! Lao Zhang is lying and forcing my uncle! I can't be with him! I can't! I'm like a bull and a horse, I can't marry He! Old ancestor, you save people!!" The tears she couldn't shed for several days flowed down in one go, and she couldn't speak anymore! "Girl!" Sun Shou couldn't stand it anymore, anyone with a heart should not be able to stand it! "Get up! I'm dying, fuck with Lao Zhang!"

"Don't be like that! Old man!" Lao Zhang said with a smile, "We are good friends for the rest of my father's life!" "Whoever is your friend, scold whose ancestor!" Sun Shoubei swore. This is too embarrassing, as far as ordinary people think.But how can ordinary people compare to philosophers? Lao Zhang never minds reckless words, besides, those who take advantage will always be scolded, and those who scold others just say it happily! "That's it," Lao Zhang pretended to blush; if you say red, you will be red, and if you want to be white, you will be white. This is the protective color of our philosopher Lao Zhang. "Old man, if you want this girl, I will give it to you with both hands, no matter how much I spent to buy it!"

In this way, you are still not angry, and you are not avoiding suspicion!Once you get angry and afraid of being suspected, you still don't let go of it; if you don't care, isn't the girl mine? "You are talking nonsense!" Sun Shoubei was really angry, otherwise, how could Lao Zhang be considered Lao Zhang! "I want to save her, I can't let a flower be planted on your pile of stinky dung!" Sun Shoubei got angry, but he still said that he wanted to save Li Jing, which was somewhat unexpected by Lao Zhang; it doesn't matter, there are many opinions from the master!Lao Zhang looked at his compass, smiled again, and said, "What is the old man's opinion? Let's listen to it!"

"A lawsuit! A lawsuit with you!" Sun Shoubei said clearly every word. Go to court?Did the Chinese do it?Is the court, the court in China, set up for litigation?Don't look at Sun Shoubei jumping up and down and saying, he understands his true meaning in his heart.He served as an Israeli military and civilian garrison.Go to court?joke!If people really want to seriously litigate, the judges would have already gone to find another life.Sun Shoubei understands this, so how can Lao Zhang not understand? "Old man!" Lao Zhang said with a smile, "You are so old; as for me, I am in my forties and fifties. We should find a way to live instead of digging into the horns of the bull. Old man, you probably understand what I mean , Litigation is not a rare thing!" "I have a way to survive: let me take Li Jing away, and we will deal with the Long family's affairs separately, not your business, what do you think?" Sun Shoubei asked Lao Zhang.

If it wasn't for debt repayment, who would spend hundreds of dollars to buy a girl? "Exchanging people for money" is just an economic accommodation!Then, if someone gives Lao Zhang 1,000 yuan, of course Li Jing will be sold again!Taking a step back, someone paid Li Jing's debt, so of course she can be taken away.Although Lao Zhang didn't make any money, it didn't hurt his capital after all!So when we take a closer look, Lao Zhang is not a very evil person, but he is a man who follows economic principles, and his mind is indeed scientific.His bravery is to secure an economic foothold; his retreat is to maintain the entire army without harming a single soldier.He is by no means cowardly, but he is not reckless!Unfortunately, his foothold is not very strong and stable, so when he advances and retreats, he has to weigh the pros and cons, which sometimes looks unmanly.Sure enough, he has ten banks, eight exchanges, and five coal mines. Look at him again!Pitiful!Lao Zhang doesn't have such a good foundation! I don't dare to say whether "heavy capital means evil spirits" is a correct comment. I only feel sorry for Lao Zhang's failure because of the economic embarrassment! "Why did you take the girl I bought with money?" Old Zhang asked. "I can take her away if I give you the money?" Sun Shoubei had thought of this for a long time, which was his old man's expression that he didn't want to go to court for a long time. "nature!" …………
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