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Chapter 34 Lao Zhang's Philosophy (34)

Collected Works of Lao She 老舍 1455Words 2018-03-20
Zhao Si blew a gust of wind himself, and blew himself violently and hurriedly to Aunt Li Ying's house.If the wind is excited in all directions, it often becomes a whirlwind wrapped in evil spirits.If a person is in a hurry, he will draw a wave of heat from his heart, and it will dance like a whirlwind.So Zhao Si played a whirlwind outside the door.The door god with a black and white face on Aunt Zhao's door, although his telepathy was a little vague, but he was armed with a bit of prestige.Zhao Si took a look at them, stepped forward to hold the door knocker on the door god's cheek and started to beat him, the door god was so angry that he didn't speak a word.

"Slow down! Slow down!" Aunt Zhao yelled, "It's not so urgent to report a funeral!" When Aunt Zhao saw Zhao Si's clothes, she panicked, fearing that Zhao Si was a gangster.Zhao Si also panicked when he saw her, the young women were scary with beautiful flowers, and the old women were scary with red eyes and chapped skin.No matter what, it's hard to talk to women anyway! "Who are you looking for? Tell me!" "Old lady, is there a little old lady surnamed Li here?" Zhao Si was sweating like a steaming pot on a stove, braving the cold air of three winters.

"Nonsense! My niece is a big girl! What little old lady! Ah!" "Isn't the 'old lady' more honorable than the 'big girl'? I'm humble!" "Where are you from, you go away. Otherwise, I'll call the police and take you to the yamen!" The old woman shook Hand, closed the street door with a bang, and walked in while chattering. Zhao Si was not discouraged, he sat on the stone steps and waited, what if Li Jing came out?The sun had already set, and the aroma of roasted chestnuts blown by gusts of cold wind made Zhao Si feel a little hungry.don't go!Stick to it!The sound of cooking in the courtyard and the women's voices were really heard, but she couldn't come out.

A person hurriedly walked by in the shadows and kicked Zhao Si. "what?" "What! The meat steps are softer than carpet!" "Fourth brother?" "It's that piece!" "What are you doing here?" "Wait to be scolded!" "Needless to say, my aunt offended you. Sometimes she doesn't listen to what she says, so don't worry about it, fourth brother!" "Who cares about her, who is the son! Tell me, did you discuss anything with her?" "There can be no results, I can't let my sister go!" "Good boy! Can you call your sister out?"

"Fourth brother! You are such a good person, but you are not thoughtful. My aunt is at home, how can I call her out!" "Can you ask me to meet her some other day?" "That's fine. When I tell my aunt, I'll take her to the park and we can meet and talk!" "Okay! Let's do it like this! For sure!" After Zhao Si finished speaking, he walked up the steps and touched the door knocker, and said to himself, "It's not broken"! "Fourth brother! Have you eaten yet?" Li Ying asked. "No!" "Do you have food money?"

"No!" "I have some change here, fourth brother, you can buy something to eat!" Li Ying took out a twenty copper bill. Zhao Si didn't wait for Li Ying to hand over the money note, and ran away in strides.Li Ying rushed a few steps, how could he catch up with Zhao Si! "Brother! We are giving money to others, not begging for money! See you tomorrow!" Zhao Si ran away and turned to Li Ying and said. Zhao Si ran back to the church and just went up the steps when someone behind him patted him on the back. "Excuse me!" said the man, "Is there a Li Ying here?"

"Yes!" Zhao Si replied. "You know him well?" "my friend!" "Okay! It's our first time meeting friends. Let's have a treat. Let's have something to eat at the restaurant. I have something to say to you." The man said with a smile. "If you have something to say, you can talk here, you don't need a restaurant!" "That's it," the man said, pulling out a dollar. "Buy whatever you like, this dollar is yours!" "What do you want to ask me? Ask me! If you take money to shake me, I will be in a hurry!" "Strange! Poor people don't love money! There is something! Is this a dream?" Zhao Sizhen confused that person!

"Let me ask you," the man smiled in a low voice, pursed his lips, and smiled like a whore.Patting Zhao Si on the shoulder, he asked affectionately, "Friend! Li Ying has a sister?" "Yes! How is it?" "Is she engaged?" "have no idea!" "What does she look like?" "Why do you ask her what she looks like?" "I heard she's beautiful. My friend! To tell you the truth, I'm going to have my legs! If you can help me, my friend, we really have some money at home, so I can't tell you to run away for nothing!" The man took out the foreign money again. Come out and put it in Zhao Si's hand.

Zhao Si was originally standing on the stone steps with that person, but Zhao Si stood up for a while, evened the distance, aimed his fist at the man's neck and punched him.The man said "yo" and rolled down the steps.Zhao Si walked into the church without saying a word.The next morning he got up to clean the door, and saw a few pieces of blue broken glass under the steps. "These are the kid's glasses!" After Zhao Si finished speaking, he laughed for a while.
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