Chapter 16 Lao Zhang's Philosophy (16)

Lao Zhang ran around to exercise, and the results were quite good, so he went to Sun Ba to reward him.Sun Ba gave him another two yuan.The two people drew up a meeting notice and held a meeting in Erlang Temple. Heroes from inside and outside the city are all here, and Nan Feisheng is also the chairman.He read the constitution first, and the audience applauded and approved it without any hassle. (Attention! One of the items is "The staff of each department shall be appointed by the president.") The articles of association are passed, followed by the election of scattered votes.Members asked each other: "Who to write about?"Some only drew a "ten" character, and some wrote their own names, and a fight mark was printed underneath.After more than half an hour of confusion, everyone was so tired that they finished writing the tickets.

broken!There is no place to put it in, and the deacons and gentlemen forgot to prepare tickets.Some advocated that everyone read their own tickets, and the clerk wrote them on the blackboard; Pawn ticket.The masses agreed, and the votes were thrown into the box like a snowflake, and they dispersed one after another. Only a dozen people were waiting to see the election results. Nan Feisheng reads the ticket, Lao Zhang remembers the number, Sun Ba, and Long Shugu watch from left to right. After reading the ticket paper, Nan, Sun and Zhang Quan gasped and stared. It turned out that Nagarjuna was elected as the president.

Lao Zhang poured all the blood into his face, while Sun Ba poured all the blood down.One looks like drunk Guan Gong, and the other looks like a sick mouse. They look at each other and can't speak.Nan Fei's expression was only trembling with his hands, Nagarjuna calmly chatted with other members, as if he didn't see the election result. "This election can't be effective!" Lao Zhang said to the crowd: "The number of votes is more than the number of people present, and the old dragon's box is used, which is obviously flawed!" "That's it! That's it!" Sun Ba yelled.

"How can there be a discrepancy in the number of votes?" A person in the audience said: "There is no sign-in book for admission, so there is no way to prove the number of people who attended the meeting. Now the membership is almost gone, and of course the number of votes is more than the current number. With Mr. Long's personality, it seems that he should not be so bloody. Besides, he failed to check beforehand and fabricated the facts afterwards, which is intentionally causing trouble and destroying self-government!" A muffled thunder beat Lao Zhang into silence.

"I've been fooled! What should I do?" Sun Ba asked, pulling Lao Zhang aside. "Contact Nan Feisheng to oppose the old dragon together!" Lao Zhang gave Nan Feisheng a wink, and Nan Feisheng stepped down from the stage. "What should we do? Mr. Nan! Mr. Nan!" Old Zhang asked. "Why didn't you join forces with me in advance? The matter has come to this point, and I have nothing to do!" Nan Feisheng shook his head like a windmill. "You have to work hard!" Sun Ba said. "I have only one way." "Listen to you, Mr. Nan!" Sun Ba was really anxious!

"We are forcing him to appoint staff now," Nan Feisheng said calmly, "If he gives us all the important staff, we will contact him and make things difficult for him. We will squeeze him out within a month or two." Run. If he doesn’t give us important staff, we will send a telegram to the whole country and oppose it to the death.” "That's right! That's right! Mr. Nan, go and talk to him." Sun Ba is really a good person, and the more anxious a good person is, the less he has an idea. Nan Feisheng hadn't walked in front of Nagarjuna, only to hear one of the members say: "The president, please take office!"

Long Shugu stood up slowly and walked up the stage, Nan Feisheng stopped him. "The accountant is yours!" Nagarjuna said in a low voice to Xiangnan Feisheng.Nan Feisheng nodded and moved out of the way of the chairman. The president took the stage and said a few modest words before appointing staff. "Mr. Nan Feisheng, accountant." Lao Zhang fought a cold war. "Mr. Sun Ding, communicate." "Hard work!" Sun Ba said to himself. "Mr. Zhang Mingde, common affairs." Lao Zhang fought another half-cold, half-hot cold war. "Mr. Li Fucai, investigate..."

The audience applauded, and Nagarjuna said a few more words about the future arrangements for the meeting, and then announced the end of the meeting. President Long came down and shook hands with Sun Ba and the others one by one (everyone's palms were cold.) Then they went into the city together with Nan Feisheng. Sun Ba was so angry that he was about to cry, and Li Shandong was very hungry, so he left and went back to the shop to eat. "Okay! I hunted wild geese all my life, and today I was pecked by wild geese! Why don't you, Mr. Zhang, ask your surname Long to try our unique Fearful Pill? Let's change the family tree to not be Zhang!" "That's right! Mr. Zhang you How hard it is!"

"Baye! Do you really want to fight for this?" "I want! I want! I want!" "Okay! Find a small restaurant and have something to eat first, Lao Zhang has a way!" Lao Zhang showed a very heroic spirit, pushing his legs against his buttocks, his buttocks against his spine, his spine against his neck, and his neck against his head. Stretch yourself upright.It is said that in the literature, people change from quadrupeds to bipeds, and this is how they stand up.The two found a small restaurant in Deshengmen Pass. Lao Zhang filled his chest with anger and expanded the capacity of his stomach. The more he ate, the more courageous he ate, until his "eyes were cracked" and he "burst with anger"! "Baye! Do you really want to live up to your expectations?"

"It's true!" "Good! You have no objection to my plan?" "Tell me! I'm obedient!" "First, do you want to marry a concubine or not?" "I--" "Baye! You pay the meal bill, see you another day!" Lao Zhang stood up and left. "What's this called, sit down!" "Look, the first thing you want to do is give me a boring gourd. That is to say, one day, isn't the hanged ghost talking about a matchmaker and talking for nothing?" "Sit down, marry! Marry!" "It should be like this!" Lao Zhang sat down again. "Listen, Nagarjuna has a daughter who really makes the willow tree bloom red, and it has become a beautiful plant. As for him, the hole in his debt is bigger than the hole in the cannon, and he only relies on her to get some gifts to make up the shortfall. I will pay for it. You bought her, you heard clearly, he doesn't owe me any debts. Buying his daughter as a concubine doesn't ruin him to the end!"

"I--" "If you want to do it, do it. If you don't do it, put your tail between your legs and kowtow to Officer Long and President Long. No one can say that Ba Ye is not kind!" "Old Zhang, you underestimate me! Do it! Do it! How hard you are!" "There is absolutely no danger here! His debt must be repaid, and it is just right for us to buy his daughter with money. There will be no mistakes in the money in this hand, and in the handwritten note!" Sun Ba just nodded and didn't reply. "Ba Ye! You know how to pay! You wait at home for the happy news! The marriage is settled, just waiting for your wedding wine! Roll up your face, happy! Happy!" Sun Ba is really happy!