Chapter 6 5. Bad weather

Xiao Liu is the right hand of the county magistrate, but not the right hand of the left arm and right arm.Only a few deputy county magistrates are qualified to be called the right-hand man of the county magistrate, and Xiao Liu is just an ordinary cadre.The common people in this place called the leader to be a left-handed dancer, so the soldiers are naturally right-handed.Xiao Liu was the one who wrote the materials for the government office. Most of the colons added by the comrades at the county magistrate meeting were made by him. Xiao Liu is a veritable right hand.Although the manuscript drafted by Xiao Liu still needs to be checked by the director of the government office, but everyone knows that the real right hand of the county magistrate in recent years is Xiao Liu.It is an honorable thing to catch the knife for the county magistrate, but his right hand is only a soldier after all, so he can't tell what he feels when he hears that he is the right hand of county magistrate Li.

County magistrate Li seems to be satisfied with Xiao Liu, but county magistrate Li will soon be transferred to another county to serve as the secretary of the county party committee.Today, the director of the government office hosted a banquet with several deputy directors to see the county magistrate off.Xiao Liu has written reports to County Magistrate Li for several years. He has made great contributions and was invited exceptionally. This is a great honor.The atmosphere was naturally warm, and everyone took turns to toast Li County Magistrate.County magistrate Li has a lot of wine, and he must drink it if he respects it.Besides, what day is it today?We have worked together for several years, which is not easy.No matter who the county magistrate accepts the toast from, he has to say a few warm words, which can be regarded as a farewell message to his subordinates.There is also an order for toasting, starting with the director, followed by several deputy directors, Xiao Liu is of course qualified to toast at the end.County Magistrate Li said a few words politely, Xiao Liu was serious about his work, and his writing still needed to be improved.These words sound like Mr. Zhongshan's will: the revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still have to work hard.Leading comrades must affirm a subordinate, and they should not talk too much, which is not conducive to the progress of comrades, and there must be room for evaluation of subordinates' writing skills.It is difficult to have a standard for essays. There is not a talented Chinese teacher in the world who dares to give students full marks for their essays.Leading comrades should pay more attention to that if the articles written by subordinates are very good, then they themselves will not be able to do so.What is wrong with leadership?No, I still care about you?Xiao Liu thought about these reasons, and felt that the county magistrate Li had a good evaluation of him, so he was happy.When I was happy, I drank a few more glasses of wine.When he came home at night, his wife, Xiaowen, saw that his face was flushed, and asked him what he was so happy about. Xiao Liu leaned on the sofa contentedly, spread his hands, and knocked on the back of the sofa contentedly. After a while, he said slowly, County Magistrate Li spoke Very caring, good evaluation of me miles.So he told Xiaowen what the county magistrate Li had said at the banquet.After hearing this, Xiaowen became cold and said, are you flattered?He said that you are not bad, have you been promoted to one and a half grades in the past few years?You worked hard day and night for him, and in the end you had to say this sentence, and even this sentence was divided into two parts, with half of merit and half of demerit.As soon as he slapped his ass and left, no matter how excited you are, you will be in vain and affectionate!

Xiaowen's words sound reasonable, but they hurt Xiao Liu's face too much.Sometimes there is no reason at all between husband and wife, and Xiao Liu didn't care what to do when he knew he shouldn't get angry.As soon as Xiao Liu yelled, Xiao Wen laughed and said, "Okay, my lord calm down."You have worked hard for the people all day, I will wait for you to take a bath and rest.You serve the people, and I am also a member of the people, so let me serve you now.Xiao Liu gently twisted Xiao Wen's face, and said, there is nothing you can do with your mouth!As he spoke, he was full of love, and reached out to embrace Xiaowen, wanting to make out.Xiaowen pushed his mouth towards the back room and broke free.The nanny Hongmeizi is coaxing her son Ganger to sleep in the back room.

Xiao Wen came out after clearing his clothes, and whispered in the man's ear, "Forget it if I take a bath too, we will wash together."Xiao Liu bit his lips and smiled when he heard this. The bathroom is connected to the kitchen.As soon as the kitchen door was closed, Xiao Wen jumped at the man, jumped lightly, and put his legs between the man's waist.Xiao Liu just put his arms around the woman, went into the bathroom, put the clothes away, closed the door, turned on the fire and boiled the water.Test the temperature of the water and put the woman under the shower head.Xiaowen closed his eyes and drenched comfortably for a while before his feet slipped to the ground.

Xiao Wen leaned against the man and rubbed his back.After rubbing and rubbing, something happened to Xiao Liu, and he had to solve it on the spot.Xiaowen giggled and let the man hug him. The tap is still on.After the two went crazy, they found that the clothes hanging on the wall were all wet.Xiao Wen blames Xiao Liu, you, once you come, you don't care about anything.Xiao Liu said, what the hell?Others have seen all the spring colors in the world, what happened to me and my own woman?You can do whatever you want! After going to bed, Xiaowen leaned softly against the man and said, I don't want you to be an official either.Our literary family ancestors have been leather shoemakers for generations, why don't we live in the same way?When it was my turn to be a teacher, my family thought I was doing them a big favor.Xiao Liu said, I am not an official addict either.My family has been farming for generations. My grandfather lived to be ninety-five years old, and my father is seventy years old this year. He is stronger than me.Xiaowen said, well, people have to live with the situation.It's just that those who are officials ride you like horses, what do they care about you?You are really a good person, and you are moved by someone's beautiful words.Okay, let's not talk about this.No matter how well we live outside, we still have to live well by ourselves.As he spoke, he held the man tenderly.Xiao Liu thinks that all women in the world count on their husbands and wives to be prosperous, but only their own women look down on the world's vanity.To cultivate such a woman as a wife, I must have been a good person for three lifetimes.Xiao Liu returned the woman's deep kiss, hating that the crazy energy just now didn't have to be in the bathroom.I'm really sorry for Xiaowen if I'm not crazy now, so I go to flirt with women again.But Xiaowen clamped the man between his legs and said, don't come, don't come, you don't want to die?From now on, you are not allowed to go to the market as you go, and you are still engaged in a planned economy.Xiao Liu was like a child arguing for milk, after grinding for a while, he was no longer greasy.

A few days later, the new county magistrate arrived, surnamed Zhang, who was transferred from another county.County Magistrate Zhang, accompanied by Director Xiang, met with comrades from the government office one by one.Introduce one to the director, and the county magistrate Zhang shook hands with him and said "Oh, good!"When shaking hands with Xiao Liu, oh oh good and then said a few more words, good, and patted Xiao Liu on the shoulder.It seemed that County Magistrate Zhang's pat had the effect of relaxing meridians and activating meridians, and Xiao Liu felt extremely refreshed all over.It wasn't until the whole meeting was over that Xiao Liu had time to think carefully about the scene when he shook hands with County Magistrate Zhang just now.County Magistrate Zhang specifically called him Pencil, and patted him on the shoulder kindly. It seemed that he made a good first impression on County Magistrate Zhang.This first impression is very important.

When I got home from get off work, the couple was busy making dinner together, and Hong Meizi took Ganger to play.Xiaowen asked, I heard that the new county magistrate Zhang has gone to work?Xiao Liu said, yes, I went to the office to meet with you today, and he was pretty nice.Xiaowen smiled and said, you really have a taste, no matter what you say, you are not bad.What kind of evaluation is this?Evaluate the leadership? The tone is too low.Evaluate him as an ordinary person, and the conclusion is too early.Xiao Liu admired Xiaowen's shrewdness, and said, alas, people outside said that I was smart and wrote articles quickly.Why do I feel that I have three mouths less than you when I come in front of you.Xiao Liu originally didn't want to reveal in front of Xiaowen how he felt after shaking hands with County Magistrate Zhang during the day, but just wanted to be plain.But this woman!Xiao Liu felt that he was really stupid and ridiculous.Xiao Liu didn't care about his bluntness in front of Xiao Wen, but thought it was very interesting.

Xiao Liu became more and more grateful for Xiao Wen's cheerfulness and indifference, which made him feel more relaxed when he returned home.Now, not afraid of his wife looking down on him, maybe it is the happiest thing for a man.Xiao Liu untied his tie at home, and wore his slippers loosely. He even wanted to act like a baby in front of Xiao Wen.This also satisfies Xiaowen's love. She is a woman with a strong maternal desire. In her arms, her husband and Ganger are both children. But it's strange, once Xiao Liu stepped out of the house, he straightened his back immediately, clamped the briefcase under his left armpit tightly, and put his right hand very gracefully, greeting people in a very official way.Naturally, I want to see County Magistrate Zhang every day, and say hello to County Magistrate Zhang with a smile.The county magistrate Zhang is also friendly, and the echo is good, or he should respond.

The county magistrate's office meeting was held today, focusing on financial issues.Xiao Liu was called to listen to such meetings to get a grasp of the situation.This is the first time that county magistrate Zhang presided over the county magistrate's office meeting after he took office. The comrades who participated in the meeting were very serious.The heads of finance and taxation departments made speeches, and several deputy county magistrates also expressed their opinions.In the end, County Magistrate Zhang said that he agrees with everyone's opinions in principle, and summed up the opinions of comrades into several points, which is considered a final decision.County Mayor Zhang focused on the collection of individual taxes and other scattered taxes, saying that this is a major source of income that has been neglected in the past and must be paid close attention.Gathering less makes more, dripping water forms a river!

Unexpectedly, as soon as Xiao Liu heard that dripping water formed a river, he suddenly remembered a joke and couldn't help but want to laugh.This scene is absolutely not ridiculous, once you laugh, you will become eternal hatred!Xiao Liu pursed his lips tightly and bit his tongue hard.I remember the psychology teacher said, this can stop laughing.But it didn't work, he could feel his face slowly turning into a lotus flower shape, he quickly lowered his head and picked up the teacup to drink tea, firstly as an excuse to cover up, secondly, he wanted to use the tea to wash down the smile that was about to blurt out.This damn laugh, I'd rather let it come out as a fart through the anus, than spit it out of my mouth!

It was really time, the tea had just entered the mouth, but was spurted out by a burst of explosive laughter.This is not good, Xiao Liu didn't dare to look up, only felt that the meeting room was suddenly silent.It seemed like a century had passed before I heard County Magistrate Zhang go on.Only then did Xiao Liu realize that his clothes were wet from the tea, and he looked extremely embarrassed, but his body was sweating. After the meeting was over, Xiao Liu faintly heard County Magistrate Zhang asking Director Xiang softly, who is that young man in the blue suit?Director Xiang told him that it was Xiao Liu, who was in charge of general affairs in the office, and that he had written the county magistrate's reports in recent years. Xiao Liu was sweating even more.Since the last handshake, he always thought that the county magistrate Zhang had a good first impression of him, and he greeted him warmly every day he met.Who knows that the county magistrate doesn't know him at all, and he has been acting affectionate all the time.It's a good day, but the county magistrate Zhang got to know him like this, and he must be very impressed! Xiao Liu was about to go home from get off work, so Director Xiang stopped him.He knew why, and sat across from Director Xiang's desk.Director Xiang had a bad face and asked, what are you laughing at at the meeting?Xiao Liu said, there is nothing to laugh at.Director Xiang became even more unhappy, why are you laughing if you don't laugh?Ok?Ok?Director Xiang hummed a few times, as if he was determined to find out the truth.Xiao Liu had no choice but to say, I just suddenly remembered a funny thing, and I couldn't help laughing.Criticized to the director that he didn't pay attention to the meeting, and his mind wandered.What's so funny?You talk, you talk!How dare Xiao Liu tell any jokes?But he said things he shouldn't have said.He said that the concentration of adults needs to jump once every 30 minutes at most, and the concentration time of children is shorter. This is a psychological principle.I got angry with the director and shouted, I said you read too much! Xiao Liu went home to try to cheer up, but he couldn't hide it from Xiao Wen.Xiaowen asked why he felt uncomfortable?Xiao Liu insisted that it was nothing, just tired.Xiaowen looked at him for a while and said, it doesn't look like you are tired, you must have something to do. Xiao Liu refused to talk about life and death, and Xiao Wen didn't ask any more questions.Xiao Liu put away the bowl after eating a bowl of rice.Xiaowen became serious and said, this is useless for you.Even if it's a big deal, you have to eat enough.What's the big deal?You go to jail, I deliver food every day, you kill your head, I will be your widow.After Xiaowen finished speaking, he went to the kitchen to get a plate of sour garlic sprouts.This dish is appetizing, Xiao Liu's favorite.Xiaowen forcefully served a bowl of rice to Xiao Liu, and said, you should take it as medicine.Xiao Liu's nose is sore, this woman is too virtuous.He had to barely eat this bowl of rice. Xiao Wen hugged Xiao Liu to sleep like a child.Xiao Liu felt better, Xiao Wen asked, what's the matter?Let me share for you too.When Xiaowen really took it seriously and asked, Xiao Liu felt that it was not a big deal, and it made Xiaowen laugh when he said it.yes, what's the matter?Isn't it just a laugh?Which one did you break?Thinking about it this way, it really seems like nothing happened, saying, it’s nothing, it’s nothing.Xiaowen doesn't believe it, there is no better husband than a wife.It's okay, your face is white when you go home?Xiao Liu refused to admit that his face was pale, insisting that it was windy and cold outside.Xiao Wen gently enlightened me for a while, and then Xiao Liu said, "When the county magistrate's office meeting was held this afternoon, the county magistrate Zhang was speaking, but I suddenly laughed out loud. The tea was sprayed all over the floor, and my clothes were also wet.I didn't dare to lift my head, knowing that everyone was looking at me.County Magistrate Zhang did not speak for at least ten seconds, and those ten seconds were longer than ten years.After get off work, Director Xiang talked to me again and asked me why I was laughing.Director Xiang was very angry. Xiaowen also thought he was laughing ridiculously.What would County Magistrate Zhang think?This violates the dignity of leadership and is a taboo in your officialdom.Yeah, what are you laughing at?Xiaowen asked again.Xiao Liu said, there is nothing to laugh at.Why don't you laugh? Are you crazy?Xiaowen was also a little unhappy.Xiao Liu had to say that I thought of a joke at the time and couldn't help it.Xiaowen blamed him, you are also in your thirties, you look like a child, what joke is so funny?Just let you get carried away?Speak out and I'll listen.Xiao Liu refused to say.Xiaowen asked why he refused to say?Xiao Liu said that there was a joke that the newlyweds heard the sound of bubbling pickle jars during the day and remembered what happened at night. They couldn't help laughing, and the bride would blush.Xiao Wen pinched Xiao Liu and said, you were so scared to death at that time, and now you are joking again when I ask you seriously.Xiao Liu said, it’s not a joke, the joke I thought of at the time was also of this kind.It's even more vulgar than that, I can't say it.Xiaowen wants him to speak out, saying that the husband and wife have done everything from the thick to the thin, so what is the rougher thing that can't be said?Xiao Liu had no choice but to speak.It turned out that when I was in college, the classmates in the same dormitory were bored and made many weird jokes, which were jokingly called dormitory culture by everyone.The most classic jokes are collectively created by the whole dormitory.Assuming that men all over the world ejaculate at the same time, how many are there?Mathematics in the Chinese Department is not very good. Seven or eight heads put together, add, subtract, multiply and divide on a large piece of paper, and finally calculate an astonishing number, which is almost the same as the flow of the Yangtze River.Today, County Magistrate Zhang mentioned that dripping water forms a river, and I thought of this joke by accident, and I couldn't help laughing.Xiaowen didn't know whether to laugh or cry, saying it was really boring, you men are so boring.Xiao Liu said, it's boring. How dare I tell the director about such a joke? Xiaowen scolded me for being bored for a while, and said, you laughed once you laughed, and it's useless to cry again.Don't make any further explanations, let time dilute it.Xiao Liu also felt that was the only way.But this smile, although it's not a big deal on the table, it's probably a big deal in people's hearts.Who else wants to bring things to the table now?So Xiao Liu was not at ease after all. After that, Xiao Liu paid great attention to the face of the county magistrate Zhang.Seeing County Magistrate Zhang from a distance, he put on a bright face and fixed his eyes, looking forward to meeting the eyes of County Magistrate Zhang, and then saying hello to County Magistrate Zhang.But County Magistrate Zhang's gaze no longer met him, and he couldn't say that County Magistrate Zhang is good.After a while like this, county magistrate Zhang fortunately felt that Xiao Liu's stomach was about to stink.He thought that his impression in county magistrate Zhang's mind would never get better. The county-wide economic work conference was about to be held, and Xiao Liu made up his mind to seize this opportunity to write the county magistrate's report to a high level, so as to change his impression.While collecting information very carefully, he waited for County Magistrate Zhang to call him to give an opportunity.After being so busy for several days, the county magistrate Zhang never saw him.Finally, I found him from the director and conveyed the instructions of the county magistrate Zhang.Director Xiang asked him to follow the instructions of County Magistrate Zhang and make a detailed outline first.After a busy day and night, Xiao Liu came up with an outline that he was very satisfied with.He took the outline from the director and said, put it here.A few days later, Director Xiang gave the outline to Xiao Liu, saying, let's start writing according to County Magistrate Zhang's opinion.Xiao Liu took a look and saw that the county magistrate Zhang only made minor changes to the outline, and commented: I agree with this outline in principle, please ask Comrade Keyou to organize the drafting.The outline was successfully passed, and Xiao Liu was very happy.But County Magistrate Zhang ordered not to mention Xiao Liu half a word, and he was not at ease. Uncomfortable is uncomfortable, revolutionary work still has to be done.Xiao Liu began to work hard day and night. After struggling for four days and nights, I finally dragged out the first draft.On the day of handing in the manuscript, he went out to work without combing his hair.Xiaowen said you don't comb your hair?While smoothing his hair with his hands, he hurried away, saying that it was too late, too late.Xiao Liu is actually the most particular about hairstyle. Go straight to the director's office and hand in the manuscript.Director Xiang is in a good mood today, took the manuscript and said it was hard work.Seeing Xiao Liu's messy hair, he asked again with concern, did he work overtime last night, he worked hard.Xiao Liu smiled and said, nothing.I haven't slept much these few nights, but I've survived.Xiao Liu deliberately didn't comb his hair today. After the manuscript was handed in, he waited for the opinion of the county magistrate every day, which was more nervous than waiting for the university admission letter back then.However, County Magistrate Zhang has been very busy these days, and the leaders have come from above to report on work and accompany him on inspections.I wonder if County Magistrate Zhang has time to watch it?Seeing that the meeting is approaching, if the manuscript is not good at that time, we will start over and start again, and the time is tight, so don't you want to kill people?Such a thing is not unheard of. Director Xiang finally gave the manuscript to Xiao Liu, and said, according to County Magistrate Zhang's opinion, he will revise it carefully again.I saw that the county magistrate Zhang gave instructions saying that it is generally OK, but there are a few changes that need to be made, and the last part needs to be greatly changed.Comrade Keyou, please organize a serious revision. It was a blessing, and Xiao Liu finally breathed a sigh of relief. After several rounds of ups and downs, the draft was finally finalized.County Magistrate Zhang commented: Agree to print. Whether the report satisfies County Magistrate Zhang, Xiao Liu has no idea.But drafting the report this time didn't seem to help change his impression.Magistrate Zhang's orders came and went, but he didn't seem to care about his little Liu's existence.All his little Liu's hard work didn't seem to mean much to County Magistrate Zhang.But when he met County Magistrate Zhang, he still had to laugh, even though County Magistrate Zhang didn't notice how beautiful his smile was. These days, Xiao Liu began to suffer from insomnia at night.He was very miserable in his heart, and the county magistrate had a bad impression of him, it was simply terrible.Xiaowen always comforts him and tells him to think about it.The big deal is not to be promoted, so what?Xiao Liu is also willing to think so.As long as the wife understands, what else can I say?But a tree has a skin, and a person has a face.I'm in my thirties, and I'm very capable when I talk about it, but in fact it doesn't count, can I feel happy in my heart?Still can't sleep tonight.Afraid that Xiao Wen would be worried, he first pretended to be asleep, and when Xiao Wen fell asleep, he opened his eyes.He didn't dare to close his eyes, as soon as he closed his eyes, he felt his head swell, as big as a hot air balloon, which was very uncomfortable.It's not good to open your eyes, your brain is more active, and many annoying thoughts come flooding in. Xiao Liu rubbed Xiao Wen awake and said, let me play for a while.Xiaowen said, you just came yesterday, this is not good, it will make your bone marrow empty.Xiao Liu sighed, I really can't fall asleep, I am tired from playing, so I can fall asleep.Xiaowen touched Xiao Liu's face affectionately, took off his underwear obediently, and said that he would not take off his clothes, because he was cold.Xiao Liu wanted to forget about it, so he just said yes.Xiaowen reached out and touched it, and said, why are you so soft?Xiao Liu said helplessly, it depends on whether you have the ability to make it firm.Xiaowen was bored in the bed, kissing Xiao Liu all over his body, and fondling the thing at the same time.Seeing that something happened to Xiao Liu, Xiao Wen lay on Xiao Liu and said, let me play on it for a while.With his eyes closed, Xiao Liu said with a tragic heart, you can play. Xiao Wen squinted his eyes halfway, swinging a willow in the wind like a wind, and stuck out his tongue involuntarily, licking the corner of his mouth back and forth. At this time, Xiao Liu suddenly trembled all over, hugged Xiao Wen tightly, and said in a rough voice, I want you to take off your clothes, take off your clothes, I want you to be naked, naked, I want you naked Baby, don't want a trace of foreign matter, don't want a trace of foreign matter, just yelled incoherently, and took off Xiaowen's pajamas. After it was over, Xiao Wen put his arms around Xiao Liu, like caring for a child, and said, well, now close your eyes and sleep well. Xiao Liu pressed her face tightly against Xiao Wen's breast, and after a while, she secretly burst into tears.I can't tell whether I am grateful for Xiaowen's tenderness and consideration, or I am sad for myself.How much he wanted to just snuggle up and fall asleep with his sweet nipple in his mouth.But still can't fall asleep, maybe it's a neurasthenia.But afraid of disturbing Xiaowen, he resisted not moving until dawn. Xiaowen woke up and saw Xiao Liu sleeping soundly against his chest at night, feeling sweet in his heart.She touched the man passionately for a while, then got up gently. Xiao Liu Wan's nose was sore again in the quilt.The woman tiptoed out of the room and went to prepare breakfast.What a woman!Xiao Liu really wanted to call the woman back, but he still slept with his arms around him, never eating or drinking, and never getting up, no matter what county magistrate or governor he is!The emperor doesn't care! But I have to go to work today. The duty room of the government office must be staffed 24 hours a day.During the day, the two retired old comrades who were re-employed took turns, and at night, all the comrades in the office took turns.Tonight it's Xiao Liu's turn.The duty room is very lively at night, there are players playing poker and chess.County magistrate Zhang sometimes came to play a few games of chess.County Chief Zhang is good at chess, and Xiao Liu has heard the director say so several times.Director Xiang once won the county chess competition champion, so his evaluation should be authoritative.County magistrate Zhang usually only played chess against Director Xiang, and most of them lost to Director Xiang.In fact, Xiao Liuqi is very good, but he has never shown his edge in the agency. Tonight, the duty room was still crowded with people, two tables were opened for card players, and two circles were formed for those watching cards.Xiao Liu is on duty, so in principle, he is not allowed to play cards, and he can only watch from the sidelines.At this time, County Magistrate Zhang came and shouted, "Is anyone playing chess?"His eyes looked around the room.Xiao Liu understood that he was looking for Director Xiang, and Director Xiang usually came to visit at night.None of the people present seemed to dare to challenge the county magistrate, and they all smiled and waited for someone to come forward to deal with it.Xiao Liu was on duty, and seemed to feel that he had the responsibility to greet him, so he said, let me teach the county magistrate Zhang how about his chess skills?County Magistrate Zhang glanced at Xiao Liu and said, how is your chess game?While playing chess, Xiao Liu said modestly, learning and learning.Just after setting it up, Director Xiang came in while picking his teeth.Xiao Liu was humble and came to the director?He waved his hand to the director and said, come on, come on.So Xiao Liu played chess with the county magistrate Zhang.County Magistrate Zhang said, you have to be serious when you play chess with me, and don't let things go sloppily.Xiao Liu nodded, keeping in mind.Director Xiang naturally sided with county magistrate Zhang and became the county magistrate's cheerleader.Every time the county magistrate Zhang made a move, he would shout a good move to the director and make a brief comment.Good chess!County Magistrate Zhang, your horse and the chariot formed an angle, preventing his cannon and elephant from moving.Yes, good chess!Your cannon is one man's guard, and ten thousand men can't open it.Good chess, good chess!Your car can attack when you advance, and you can defend when you retreat.Slowly, many people gathered around to watch the battle, but no one called Xiao Liu Haoqi.Xiao Liu found that Magistrate Zhang's chess was really good, but he was not as brilliant as he had boasted to the director.Since County Magistrate Zhang instructed him to be serious, he tried his best.After fighting for several rounds, I finally shouted good chess to the director, oops!County magistrate Zhang was defeated.County Magistrate Zhang smiled generously, young people are not bad, young people are awesome!Xiao Liu was embarrassed to say, County Chief Zhang was sharp and aggressive, and I won by luck, by luck.County Magistrate Zhang said what to say, and left.Send the director to the door and stop playing for a while?County Magistrate Zhang said, it’s nothing, there’s still something to do. Come back to the director and say, Xiao Liu is not bad, let me come and learn.As soon as Xiao Liu heard that there was something in these words, he felt terrified.Director Xiang didn't say a word, just smashed the chess pieces.After walking for a few moves, Xiao Liu discovered that Director Xiang was really good at chess and was even better than County Magistrate Zhang.There seemed to be something wrong with the atmosphere of the chess game, and the spectators scattered one by one.Lao Xiao was the only one left to sit and read the newspaper, not caring about the chess game here.The two played a total of three rounds, and Xiao Liu narrowly won one round.Finally, he pushed the board to the director and said, young man, be humble.Then he left, as if someone had offended him. It was getting late, and all the card players had dispersed, only Lao Xiao was still there.Old Xiao smiled treacherously, and said, Xiao Liu, look, when you played chess with the county magistrate, you made a good move to the director.I couldn't tolerate him, so I typed straight characters to record, to see how many good moves he could call.You count, he called a total of 109 good moves, and in the end County Magistrate Zhang still lost.Seeing that Lao Xiao was still so humorous, Xiao Liu couldn't help laughing.At Lao Xiao's age, he doesn't care about anything anymore, and he is not afraid of offending anyone.Anyone else wouldn't dare to say these things to Xiao Liu. But you really shouldn't win the chess game played by the county magistrate.Old Xiao said. After Lao Xiao left, Xiao Liu was alone in a daze.I regret that I shouldn't have played chess with Zhang county magistrate, let alone win.Director Xiang didn't even dare to win the game played by County Magistrate Zhang, who is your little Liu?Have you eaten leopard guts? Sleeping alone on the single bed in the duty room, tossing and turning.Alas, if Xiao Wen was here, he would really cry in her arms. The Spring Festival is approaching, and the government has started to do New Year's goods.A load of fish was brought in today.Naturally, some big ones will be selected for the county leaders first, which everyone thinks is logical.There was a big carp, weighing thirty-five catties, like a pig.Everyone has never seen such a big fish before, and they are amazed.Of course, this fish must belong to County Magistrate Zhang, but Deputy Director Li, who was in charge of logistics, thought it over and over again, and still felt that it was not suitable.Because the belly of this fish is bulging, it is estimated that the fish roe alone weighs several catties, and it is not worth the money for the county magistrate Zhang to buy it.In the end, Director Li said that it was better to choose a few fish roe-free ones for County Magistrate Zhang.In this way, the big fish was neglected by everyone.You come to mention it, and he also comes to mention it, and they all feel that it is a disadvantage to buy it.Xiao Liu thought to himself, although the fish roe tastes bad, it is very nutritious.Recently, my mother complained of dizziness, and the young couple is preparing to take the old man to the city for recuperation.It's better to buy this fish and cook some fish roe soup for my mother.Xiao Liu said, everyone doesn't want it, I just buy it. Xiao Liu brought back such a big fish, and the whole family was overjoyed.Put it in the bathtub and disembowel it, and the bathtub couldn't fit it.Sure enough, there were a lot of fish roe, and two big sea bowls were taken out, which weighed six to seven catties.The fish is still reluctant to eat, so it is only marinated with salt, and then taken out after a few days, smoked into cured fish, and given to the elderly on both sides during the Chinese New Year.The old man is afraid that he has never seen such a big fish in his life.After the couple discussed it, they will go to the countryside to pick up the two old people tomorrow. Xiaowen's school is already on holiday, and he will take a bus to the countryside the next day.Xiao Liu couldn't leave and had to go to work.As soon as he arrived at the office, Lao Xiao called Xiao Liu aside and said, you shouldn't have taken that fish yesterday.Xiao Liu was puzzled.what happened?Don't you all want it?Old Xiao said, these people worry about gains and losses. Once you take that fish away, some people will regret it.You don't want to think about things, even if the county magistrate doesn't take it, it won't be your turn!Seeing Xiao Liu's bewildered look, Lao Xiao comforted him again, take it as soon as you take it, don't worry about the reputation of these people.The little Liu Yu hasn't eaten yet, but it feels like a gnat in his throat. When the old man saw his daughter-in-law picked them up, he was overjoyed, and slaughtered a big white goose he raised, and brought his daughter-in-law into the city. Xiaowen found a familiar Chinese medicine doctor, saw his mother's illness, and prescribed some traditional Chinese medicine.According to traditional Chinese medicine, boiled fish roe and this traditional Chinese medicine are the best for treating dizziness in the elderly.Xiaowen divides the fish roe into several portions, puts them in the refrigerator, boils them a little at a time, and asks the old man to eat a small bowl for each meal.The father refused to eat, saying that he was very strong, so he kept the mother to eat.Xiao Liu didn't want to disappoint everyone, so he didn't tell Xiao Wen what Lao Xiao said. After eating the fish roe medicine soup for a week, my mother felt much better, and her face was flushed.Xiao Liu Xiaowen is very happy that fish roe fruit has such miraculous effects.Xiaowen said, of course, Westerners eat caviar a lot, but don’t you often hear about it when you watch foreign movies?Xiao Liu asked, is the fish roe mint essence or fish hatch?Xiaowen said that it was a fish hatch, and the milt is commonly known as milt.Speaking of this, Xiaowen suddenly remembered something, and asked, did you tell that joke outside?Xiao Liu couldn't react for a while, and asked, which joke?What joke?Isn't it just the joke that men all over the world say at the same time.Xiao Liu is so strange, I didn't tell you, what's the matter?It turned out that Xiaowen heard people outside that the cadres in the government compound were bored and used computers to calculate how many men in the world ejaculate at the same time.Xiao Liu couldn't figure it out, and he couldn't remember that he had told this joke to others.What's the matter?This world is a little scary. My mother is very good at smoking cured meat, so I put the fish and geese on the balcony to smoke and roast them, and take good care of them.The cured fish and goose are smoked, and the fish roe soup is finished.The two old people insisted on going back to the countryside, but they couldn't stay.Before leaving, the mother hugged her grandson and asked, who would the baby eat the cured fish for?Gang'er said, give it to mom and dad.Who will eat it?Give it to grandparents.Who will eat it?For grandparents to eat.The old man was happy and kissed his little grandson.Xiaowen told Gang'er that the baby said that Gang'er brought back big cured fish to his grandparents during the Chinese New Year.Just then I learned what my mother said. Nowadays, there are not many daughter-in-laws who are as filial as Xiao Wen, and Xiao Liu is very pleased with the happiness of his family.Family and everything prosper, a truly happy family is often a poor family, regardless of his fame and fortune!Recently, Xiao Liu and his wife often discussed such topics, and they were in a particularly good mood. But when good luck comes, you can't escape it.Xiao Liu put everything down, but Director Xiang talked to him. Considering the organization, Xiao Liu is doing a good job and his ability is constantly improving. He is going to add some burdens to him, and he plans to be the deputy director of the government office.Director Xiang said that during the research by the party group of the office, the county magistrate Zhang was specifically solicited, and the magistrate Zhang also thought that Xiao Liu was good.But this is not a formal conversation, let me say hello first, and I will be more proactive in my work in the future.Soon the Standing Committee of the County Party Committee will study it. This was beyond Xiao Liu's surprise.He told Xiaowen, but Xiaowen was not too surprised. With the current power structure of young people in your office, you are the only one who is more suitable.But from this matter, you also need to understand some truths, don't take everything to heart, what should be yours is yours.It is not easy for people to live in this world, why not relax?Xiao Liu said that Madam was right. When Xiao Liu saw County Magistrate Zhang again, his mood changed completely, but County Magistrate Zhang didn't seem to express anything special to him.Xiao Liu noticed that the county magistrate Zhang didn't greet people as soon as he first came, and always looked very serious.Putting himself in his shoes, Xiao Liu also understood County Magistrate Zhang.When County Magistrate Zhang first arrived, he didn't know many people, so he said hello when they met.Now, he recognizes many people, and everyone recognizes him.Everyone he met had to nod his head, so the county magistrate Zhang didn't act like a chicken pecking at rice all day long?Besides, the head of a county is too easy-going, which is not always good. Xiao Liu is even more grateful to Director Xiang.Director Xiang is just stricter. Sometimes he criticizes people too much, but he is a good person.Xiaowen didn't take it seriously, she said that there is no absolute distinction between good and bad people.But to be a human being, you must distinguish between gratitude and resentment. If someone treats you kindly, you must be aware of it, and don't discriminate between good and bad.Xiao Liu said of course.Now that this was mentioned, both of them felt that they should thank Director Xiang.After much deliberation, it is only appropriate to send that fish.But people knew that the fish was bought at work, and they were reluctant to eat it, but they gave it as a gift, which seemed too flattering.It's better to catch the wax goose again, saying that the old lady at home made it by herself.After making the decision, I feel a little bit reluctant, wax goose is not rare, I am afraid that it will be rare to meet such a big fish again in the future.But owed to others, that's all there is to it. That night, Xiao Liu and his wife visited Director Xiang with cured fish and goose.Director Xiang seemed to have an opinion, and said, among colleagues, don't be so polite.Xiao Liu said, you're welcome, you're welcome, the old lady at home made it herself, it's not worth much, let Director Xiang try it, and I can keep some for myself.After a few polite words, he said some caring words to the director, asking Xiao Liu to do a good job, it doesn't matter if the young people work hard.From now on, the position will be different, and we must pay attention to all aspects, especially paying attention to respecting the leadership.Xiao Liu nodded in agreement, very humble. On the way home, Xiaowen asked, don't you look like someone who disrespects the leader?Xiao Liu said, I heard it. The leaders who told the director were the county magistrates in name, but in fact implied that I would listen to him in the future.This is easy to say. Sleeping on the bed, Xiao Liu suddenly became sad and sighed.Xiaowen asked him if he was happy, what happened?Xiao Liu sighed that he had no ability, and his parents were born poor.The old mother stayed on the balcony every day, smoking the big fish until it was beautiful, but she didn't enjoy it.Gang'er also said that he would send cured fish back to his grandparents during the New Year.Having said that, Xiaowen was also a little sad, and was speechless for a while.After a while, he came to persuade Xiao Liu, saying, don't think so much.The old man is more happy to see that you are promising and have a job as an official than eating any delicacies.Fortunately, I still have a name of filial piety, otherwise, the old man would think that I gave the cured goose and cured fish to my mother's family.At this time, Xiao Liu seemed to have suddenly come to his senses, and said, in fact, it was fine to just give him waxed geese, why did he want to give him all the waxed fish and waxed geese?是啊是啊，小文也觉得刚才两个人都懵懂了。 次日清早，刚儿起床，见阳台上的腊鹅腊鱼不见了，大喊妈妈，要哭的样子。小刘跑过来，佯做惊慌，说一定是该死的猫叼走了，这猫真坏。刚儿不相信，妈妈不是讲猫是好动物吗？猫抓老鼠的。小文说，猫也有坏的，不抓老鼠，专偷吃人家东西。好不容易才哄过了儿子。 过了一天，小刘有事从常委楼下走过，无意间一抬头，见二楼张县长阳台上挂着一条大腊鱼。小刘认得，正是他家那条。这条鱼从鲜鱼变成腊鱼，他每天都看好几回，太眼熟了。回来同小文一说，小文就笑了。你看你看，这回你想通了吧，那条鱼向主任也无福消受。 小刘送了个材料到县委办。县委办的同志拍他的肩膀，说要他请客。小刘知道是怎么回事了，只是说，别开玩笑了，我请什么客？大家都不挑明，就这么玩笑一会儿。事办完了，也应酬过了，小刘告辞。一出门，又想小便了，就上了厕所。小便完了出来，就见东头常委会议室的门开了，张县长低着头朝厕所走来。小刘知道，今天常委会在研究干部，他的事也在这一批研究。小刘刚准备同张县长打招呼，却突然想打喷嚏了，就皱起眉头。可又半天打不出来，不打又难受。他就抬头望天，想让光线刺激一下。可今天偏是阴天，抬头望天也打不出来，望了一会儿天，打喷嚏的感觉渐渐消失了，这才想起刚才没有同张县长打招呼。张县长进去一会儿，还没有出来，可能是在大便。总不能为了同张县长打个招呼专门站在厕所门口等吧，只好走了，心里却是说不清楚的味道。 第二天，就有消息传出来，说小刘任政府办副主任的事常委会没有通过。现在开常委会也保不了密了，很快具体细节都泄露出来了。原来，会上议到小刘提拔时，张县长正好想上厕所，就说，同志们先议议吧。大家就议了一议，认为小刘任政府办副主任还比较合适。但任用政府这边的干部，主要应听听县长的意见。张县长上厕所回来，说，小刘工作可以，能力也不错，就是太骄傲了，暂时放一放吧。张县长一锤定音，小刘的提拔就泡汤了。 这让向主任在小刘面前很难堪。他找小刘推心置腹地谈了一次，叫小刘不要有情绪，要正确对待。骄傲问题，有则改之，无则加勉。当然人骄傲不骄傲，自己往往不觉得，别人看得清楚，所以还是加倍谦虚为好。特别要注意尊重领导，我同你反复讲过的。小刘听得出，这回向主任讲的尊重领导，可能是暗示他在什么地方让张县长不满意了。 小刘怎么也想不出自己在哪件事上得罪了张县长，要说只有那天打喷嚏的事了。小文一听，笑出了泪水。小文说，肯定就为这事。你打喷嚏的样子我还不晓得？皱起眉头，像跟别人血海深仇似的。这就怪不得张县长了。是人莫当官，当官都一般。换了你，你也不会提拔一个见了你就皱起眉头，昂首望天的狂妄之徒。小刘摇头晃脑，徒叹奈何。他妈的这才叫做黑色幽默！我不在那个时候送材料过去也没有事，送了材料不上厕所也没有事。到底还是怪那天天气不好，若是出太阳，我一抬头，喷嚏立即喷涌而出，张县长就知道我不是故意不理他，也不至于误会了。唉，只怪天气不好，只怪天气不好。