Chapter 160 wife like clothes
Mr. Yangming cut Zhouzi's ears with a small knife, which was described by his student Huang Wan in "Mr. Yangming's Life".Some historians in later generations believe that although Mr. Yangming cut off Zhouzi's ears, although there is a record, it should not be true.Because Mr. Yangming is a person who has achieved the Tao, how can there be a reason for a person who has achieved the Tao to cut off Zhouzi's ears?
However, historians have forgotten that Mr. Yangming killed all the thieves in Hengshui and Tonggang without even blinking an eye, so what is it to cut off two ears?This master was born to cut off people's ears. The so-called "virtuous" thinks he is virtuous. Cutting off Zhouzi's ears only shows that Mr. Yangming's cultivation has reached the level of immorality.
At this time, all the students just came to their senses, and immediately ran to the boat in a panic. Tang Bohu also followed everyone, trying to climb onto the boat.But Mr. Yangming stepped forward and stepped on his hand, saying: "Tang Yin, you and I are separated by darkness, I know you are unwilling to die, but this world is already chaotic enough, so don't come here to add to the chaos, turn around quickly In the underworld, I will order someone to burn a few sticks of incense for you.
Tang Bohu shouted urgently: I am not dead, I am a living person.
Mr. Yangming smiled and said: Talking nonsense, if you are alive, how can you run around with your buttocks naked?
Tang Bohu explained: I was lured into King Ning's mansion, and when I found out that King Ning was rebelling, I pretended to be crazy and escaped... Please let me go up quickly...
It turned out to be like this.Mr. Yangming suddenly realized: I still said, the sky is bright, how could there be... Forget it, come up if you want.
Tang Bohu got on the boat and asked: "Wang Yangming, what a strange thing. You should go to Ning Wang's mansion to celebrate Ning Wang's birthday. Could it be that you already knew that he was going to rebel, so you avoided it?"
Mr. Yang Ming said: "It's really not true, but if I tell you the real situation, you must not believe it.The actual situation is that Wu Wending, the magistrate of Ji'an, recommended a yamen servant in Longchuan County named Longguang.Let me tell you that there is really no one who is more stupid than Long Guang, but I have to save face for Wu Wen, so I have to bite the bullet and accept Long Guang.Long Guang almost didn't scare me to death the last time he lured and killed the leader of the bandits, Chi Zhongrong.This time I went to Prince Ning's Mansion to celebrate his birthday, I told Long Guang four times in a row, telling him not to forget to bring the official seal.But when I was leaving, Long Guang still forgot the official seal. When I remembered it, I had already arrived in Ji'an, so I had to ask Long Guang to go back to get the seal. I went to Fengcheng to wait for him first, but this time ...Hey, you said this Long Guang, should I punish him severely, or should I thank him severely?What a headache.
Tang Bohu said: "Wang Yangming, I feel so cold."
Mr. Yangming said: "Yes, yes, Feng Han's heart is even colder. The pursuers will chase after him. Once they are caught up, they will chop you with a knife."Can it be cold?
Tang Bohu said: "Wang Yangming, I'm naked."
Mr. Yangming said: Yes, yes, an innocent body comes naked and goes naked, the quality of which comes and goes is clean, life is full of tragedies.So Taoism talks about emptiness, and Buddhism talks about nothingness, and Buddhism can't add anything to Taoism's nothingness, and Taoism can't add anything to Buddhism's nothingness...
Tang Bohu said: "Wang Yangming, I mean, quickly borrow some clothes for me to wear."
Mr. Yangming said: "Tang Yin, I can agree to any other requests you ask, but I really can't agree to you about borrowing clothes."
Tang Bohu panicked: Why?
Mr. Yangming said: Tang Yin, thanks to you being a scholar, don't you hear that your wife is like clothes, and you borrow clothes from others, isn't it too tasteless?So this clothes must not be borrowed...
Tang Bohu was frightened: Wang Yangming, what are you talking about, I just want to borrow the clothes you are wearing... I don't care about face at this time, how can there be face in being naked?He stepped forward and grabbed Mr. Yangming, and grabbed Mr. Yangming's official uniform. Mr. Yangming was obviously unable to support him, so Tang Bohu took off his official uniform and hurriedly put it on himself.
With clothes on his body, Tang Bohu's depressed mood was swept away immediately, he paced a few steps on the deck, and the tiredness he hadn't slept for a few days suddenly hit him, he yawned, got into the cabin, He fell headlong and fell asleep.
In a sound dream, he was shaken awake by a powerful hand, and opened his eyes in a daze. Tang Bohu immediately saw Hu Shisan's strange face of a bandit, and heard a rough and proud shout: Hahaha, Wang Shouren , I finally caught you, come back to Prince Ning's Mansion with me immediately, hahaha.
Just about to open his mouth to say that I am not Wang Yangming, Tang Bohu suddenly thought that he is a lunatic now, so he immediately let out a miserable strange laugh: Quack quack quack...
Oh my God!Bandit Hu Shisan exclaimed: This is that lunatic Tang Bohu, where is Wang Yangming?