Chapter 20 Chapter 20 Birthday farce

It was already one o'clock in the morning when Cheng Jiaqing returned from the ecstasy of Youhe Hotel.That night, Cheng Jiaqing made all the people who were looking for him at home empty-handed.Zhang Ruyue didn't wait for him, and fell asleep alone. Cheng Jiaqing really wanted to take a bath, but she was tired and was hesitating when the phone rang.Cheng Jiaqing's voice on the phone was soft, like a telegram.When Cheng Jiaqing picked it up, it was Qi Wanchun. "Just came back from the lair." "A dog has a weird nose." "The Madam has fallen asleep."

"Fall asleep." "I stayed in your room until eleven o'clock, but no one came back. As soon as I thought about it, I thought, you must have played too much and forgot the time." "Shh, keep your voice down." "What's wrong with being a thief?" "I can't compare to you. Brother, what's the matter?" "Yes. My mother's seventieth birthday." "You have to tell me about such a big event in the past seventy years in your life." "Tell you earlier, how can I? You are so busy, I am afraid that you will forget it when you are busy. So please be kinder at the moment. Director Cao of the Public Security Bureau in the city is scheduled to come. Unfortunately, there will be a When the State Councilor comes to Nanzhang, he needs to receive him, and he cannot be absent. He can’t come.”

"So you arrested me to replace you?" "Which one of our two brothers is with whom? If I hadn't thought of you in my heart, I was born by a donkey." "Don't curse, don't curse, I believe in you." "Leave at eight o'clock in the morning, and bring your imperial concubine with you." "I'm afraid it's inappropriate." "What's not suitable. I think it's the most suitable. What do you think is not suitable for you?" On the phone, Qi Wanchun started giggling, a pink ambiguous smile. "Tomorrow, do you want me to recite a doggerel in public: This woman is not a human being, a nine-day fairy descended to the mortal world, and the sons she gave birth to are all thieves, who stole the flat peaches and longevity mothers."

"Forget it. My mother can't hear at all. He has been deaf for several years, and this word is too old-fashioned. Today's new word is: This woman has a deep plan and taught her son to be an official. An official is a hundred times better than a thief , Open the treasury tho mother." "Come on. The national treasury is all for you. Alas, it's a pity that my mother is dead, otherwise I will do my best." "Remember, you must bring the imperial concubine with you, I'm still counting on her to add luster." "Tomorrow, your mother will be the protagonist."

"Can I be ungrateful? My mother is a landlord's wife. She has suffered so much, only the wrinkles on her face are clear. If it weren't for the reform and opening up, I, a descendant of a landlord, would still have my head lowered in my crotch today, and I would never be able to lift my head. I can't afford to lose my waist." "I also came from a bitter background. But thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi. Today, no matter what happens, you and I are well-known figures in Anning." "How can I compare with you?" "Haven't you heard of the change?"

"How did you change it?" "Zhao Qian Sun Li, Zhou Wu Zheng Wang changed to Qian Zhao Sun Li, Zhou Wu Zheng Wang, the word Qian is in command. Now it's your world." "It's all cultivated by the county magistrate Cheng." "Where is there, I have to join forces with you to completely drive Huang Hai out of Anning, and after driving Huang Hai out of Anning, I will eradicate his power by the roots." "It's a deal!" "It's a deal!" The next day, Cheng Jiaqing and Fu Mei drove to Qi Wanchun's hometown Qijiazhuang with gifts to celebrate Qi's mother's birthday.The entrance of Qi's house was already very lively, and there were ten tables set up for wine.People who enter, people who come out, people who don't come in, people who stand still, look everywhere.When they saw Cheng Jiaqing, Qi Wanchun and Qi Wanqiu were serious and funny like eunuchs meeting the emperor, they all went forward to say hello.

"Yes, yes, and a country house." Cheng Jiaqing warmly shook hands with Qi Wanchun.While shaking hands, they looked at the house.But this four-story house has popular flat-roofed eaves, glass mosaic veneer, coffee-colored aluminum alloy doors and windows, and a wooden door, which seems to preserve a little classic style.At this time, Fu Mei has become the focus of discussion.She wears an apricot-yellow smock, a red pleated skirt, and (forbidden) white high-heeled feet, paired with flesh-colored stockings, which makes her look even more energetic. The pair of sunglasses she was wearing made her a little more treacherous and mysterious.His plumpness is an enviable blessing in the eyes of the country people, and his whole body is in contrast to the wives of Qi Wanchun and Qi Wanqiu.The two women competed in pink, white and dark green, with heavy makeup, and a thick layer of powder on their faces, so that every pore on their faces shouted "Help"; their mouths were painted like a basin of blood; rings, earrings, and necklaces Bracelets are readily available; the clothes are even more eye-catching.A pair of lifelike treasures, some rural people who have not lost their rural taste want to learn from the people in the city, but the result is often that they can't draw a tiger and become a dog. Some people often enjoy this kind of learning and are tireless.In the end, vulgar people are always vulgar at heart, and if you cut them hard, they will not bleed noble blood, just like milk cannot spew out of a tap.Although some people were born in poor villages or poor alleys, they are handsome and charming, like a piece of beautiful jade lost in a pile of rocks, with a natural temperament.

Fu Mei looked at the two women like a beautiful jade looking at two ugly stones. Almost all eyes were on Fu Mei, and the two women couldn't help being jealous. Qi Wanqiu's daughter-in-law was older, she was unconvinced, and whispered to her sister-in-law: "What's so stinky, it's because there is a junzi growing underneath, hooking the county magistrate." "Hey, why don't you grow out of it? Also hook the county magistrate and mayor." "Die. I talk about her, but you talk about me." One made a gesture to fight, the other dodged left and right, and the two laughed together.

People looked at Fu Mei as if they were looking at the Goddess Peak in the clouds and mist of Wushan Mountain.In fact, no matter how you look at it from side to side, Fu Mei looks like a tourist at the foot of Shennv Peak.But people's eyes didn't move away from her.Judging from the expressions of Cheng Jiaqing and Fu Mei, it seems that they have the meaning of returning home. Someone has already whispered secretly: "This woman is the secretary of the town." The other two echoed: "No wonder. You can shock people just by looking at it." "It's as bold as a man."

Cheng Jiaqing heard that everyone praised Fu Mei as a woman, and felt that the trip was worthwhile.He stood still, raised his head and stared at the couplets pasted on both sides of the door. "The right to be a horse money, to ride a horse, to see the sky and the sky; "The mother is very filial, the son is filial, and the filial piety is the heart." I really dare to write, people say that the truth is naked, but no one knows, this is three points more naked than the truth. Just as he was thinking, Qi Wanqiu came over, bowed his body, and bowed, "Please come in, please come in. And my sister Fu, why can't I move?"

Suddenly, Fu Mei treated her like a child.Pinching his arm, Qi Wanqiu cried out as if eating chili.When Qi Wanqiu's wife saw the situation, she became jealous and was very annoyed.Her husband, how could she let her pinch her casually?It's not her turn to pinch.Fu Mei smiled slightly, and strode into the room.Qi Wanqiu moved his body and entered the room like a low stool that could walk. Qi Wanchun's mother was sitting in the middle of the room, holding a cane with a dragon's head in her hand, and wearing a double-breasted coat with a golden satin face.When Cheng Jiaqing saw Qi's mother, he didn't care whether the ground was clean or not, so he licked his head, and Qi Wanchun quickly helped him up. Cheng Jiaqing said: "Meeting your mother is like meeting my own mother. My mother is gone, and now your mother is my mother." Hearing what Cheng Jiaqing said, Qi Wanchun was indeed a little flattered, and felt more and more that if he didn't go through fire and water in the future, he would feel sorry for Cheng Jiaqing.Qi Wanqiu put his hand to his mouth, and shouted to her mother: "Mom, the kowtow is the county magistrate Cheng." "What? The dog's head is eaten and the bill is not paid back." Qi Wanchun's mother has poor hearing, but Zhang Guanli Dai's ability is no less than that of a comedian, and everyone couldn't help laughing.Qi Wanchun was a little embarrassed, so he led Cheng Jiaqing upstairs. "It's not in the way, it's not in the way, the old man's ears are not flexible, it doesn't matter." "The old man is so virtuous that he refuses to go to the county to wish him a long life. What kind of earth's breath is it? It's not just a smell of mud." Qi Wanchun said this, but Cheng Jiaqing disagreed with Qi Wanchun's statement: "However, what the old man said makes sense." While speaking, everyone walked into the living room on the second floor.The entire living room is fifty square meters, with a circle of sofas placed against the wall, like a dance hall.Golden chandeliers, emerald green curtains, vermilion carpet, the colors are very exciting.There is still a sword hanging on the wall in the corner of the living room, and I don't know who to dance with.Look again, there is also a sword hanging on the symmetrical wall. "Hey, big enough to play football." What Cheng Jiaqing was concerned about was the size of the house, but Fu Mei walked towards the sword, drew it out, held the sword in her hand, and suddenly became heroic. "It's too inhumane to let them live here and then separate the male and female." Fu Mei sighed. "I can't tell, sister Fu is really the seed of tenderness." Qi Wanqiu joked. "Eat millet seeds carefully, teasing your mother." Fu Meiai joked with Qi Wanqiu.Being with Qi Wanqiu is like being with a child.And Qi Wanqiu is not just like a child, which makes Fu Mei very happy. "Second son, stop joking around and order someone to pour tea." Qi Wanqiu went down happily as soon as Qi Wanchun ordered. Qi Wanchun seemed to be covered with halos of happiness one after another. He could invite the county magistrate to celebrate his mother's birthday, and even smacked his mother's head respectfully. What could be more honorable in the world?Qi Wanchun is not a fool, at this moment, besides being grateful, he is still grateful.The scholar died for his confidant, when the magistrate Cheng asked Qi Wanchun to die, Qi Wanchun could calmly sit in the electric chair with a smile on his face without saying a word, just like sitting on the sofa. After a while, food was served, and Qi Wanchun drank a glass of wine with him.Said: "You two stay alone for a while, I will go downstairs to greet other guests." "Whatever." Cheng Jiaqing had another chance to be alone with Fu Mei.Getting used to emotions made him feel itchy. First, she put her mouth on Fu Mei's face and gave her a small kiss. Fu Mei twisted and couldn't breathe properly.Cheng Jiaqing got more and more excited, and reached into Fu Mei's shirt.It was bulging tautly there, but it was still warm.The (prohibition) of stroking is thus set off.At the point of interest, Cheng Jiaqing said softly: "You are really full of vigor here." "Get your wolf paws away." Fu Mei pushed Cheng Jiaqing: "Be careful not to be seen by others." "See, see what happened." Suddenly Fu Mei screamed, and then her eyeballs could not move. "What's going on?" Cheng Jiaqing thought it hurt her. "Wolf wolf wolf!" Fu Mei stared at something. Cheng Jiaqing let go of Fu Mei, looked back, and laughed: "Hey, I really saw the camel and said the horse had a swollen back. It's not a wolf, it's a dog, it's a wolf dog." "Oh my god, I'm scared to death!" Fu Mei patted her chest: "It's still dancing fluffy here." A big wolfdog with yellow hair, black back, red head and white legs looked aggressively at Fu Mei and Cheng Jiaqing, his eyes were cold and gloomy, and he didn't shout, revealing an overwhelming majesty.Even Cheng Jiaqing became unbelievably nervous, maybe it was really a wolf?Was it raised by Qi Wanchun or Qi Wanqiu?Did these two guys really raise wolves?Wolves have short tails and dogs have long tails.This animal's tail is not long, it seems that it is undoubtedly a dog. It's just that the flush on Fu Mei's face almost dried up her entire face, and the love game between herself and Cheng Jiaqing was watched by an animal, how could she be ashamed? "With me here, don't be afraid even of wolves." Cheng Jiaqing once again showed his boldness of being a statesman who takes care of everything. "Bragging." Although she said so, Fu Mei still admired Cheng Jiaqing's heroic style of saving beauties that had not yet been put into practice.She even hoped that it was a wolf, because it could be used to verify how much Cheng Jiaqing loved her. At this time, Qi Wanqiu walked in.Seeing the startled look of Cheng Jiaqing and Fu Mei, they laughed. "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, it's a big wolf dog." Qi Wanqiu pointed at the dog.The dog lay down on the ground obediently again. "I don't care, the dogs have climbed on people's heads. How can we let the dogs live upstairs?" "Don't let it live upstairs. Once it runs out, it will cause trouble and be unbearable. It turned out that it was tied down below, but when it sees children who come to play with it, it will scream and grin. I was so scared that even the grown-ups dared not go over the wall." "It's so powerful. I think it doesn't make a sound, but it's frightening for people to see it." "This animal is like this. The more you are afraid of it, the more aggressive it will be. It is most afraid of me. Once, I tied it with an iron chain and beat it with an electric baton. Now, whatever you want to call it." "But, this dog can't live without love!" Fu Mei deliberately brought the topic to an interesting point. "How can you not give it love? To watch TV is to give it love." "This dog can still watch TV!" Fu Mei widened her eyes and exclaimed. "Why not, I've been seeing goodbye from the program preview, it's nothing to do if you don't watch TV." Cheng Jiaqing couldn't breathe with a smile: "Damn the second, you're just making jokes." Fu Mei thought for a while, and retorted: "Why is it a joke? I remember that some time ago, it was reported in the newspaper that there was a farmer who had rats in the house and loved watching TV just like humans." "How many newspapers nowadays are true. I dare say that even the national statistical reports are full of water, you can ask my second child." Cheng Jiaqing looked at Fu Mei's dubious expression, and laughed until her teeth danced. "I'll tell you a joke to relieve boredom." Qi Wanqiu confessed to Fu Mei. "Damn second child, you actually teased me." Fu Mei spat at Qi Wanqiu. Qi Wanqiu also retorted: "It's thanks to you women who can figure it out. There is no love between dogs." "I'd rather believe it has." Before the birthday banquet, many people came one after another.Cheng Jiaqing raised her eyes a little and found that there were about twenty department-level cadres among them.Those who have a good relationship on weekdays came in to say hello to Cheng Jiaqing.Fu Mei talked and laughed with them like a man, and Director Ma also came.The clumsy and difficult way he walks makes people think that there is a large tail behind him.When he met Cheng Jiaqing, it was like a dog meeting its owner after a long absence. Before the birthday banquet begins, the birthday presents from relatives and friends are arranged.Another plaque, another piece of cloth, another shoe, and another piece of clothing.Plaques were hung up one by one; cloth clothes were brought out in piles; shoes were also carried out on large trays.Seeing that the things sent by everyone have been arranged and hung, everyone began to sit down with peace of mind.Cheng Jiaqing's filial piety to Qi Wanchun's mother was also conveyed in the mouths of the villagers.This is information, news, and a window.From this window, people can see the intimacy of the relationship between Qi Wanchun and Cheng Jiaqing, and the respect of the Qi family and everyone in the Qi family and even the four-story house of the Qi family has increased a bit.At the same time, a kind of arrogance mixed with a bit of inferiority arose for me to be able to honorably attend such a high-end feast.In addition to admiration, everyone's posture of holding chopsticks became elegant and cautious.It seems that through this banquet, you can quickly become a city resident.Although county magistrate Cheng and his banquet are located on the second floor, one floor higher than them.However, soon, they forgot the magistrate Cheng, and even their last name.Their minds are filled with the big fish and meat in front of them.Their chopsticks also became more presumptuous, and gradually, there were also finger-guessing games.Because of drinking, because of talking loudly, there are also those who undress and open their arms.Some faces are red, some are purple, some are covered with sweat, and some are covered with oil.Dogs bumped between human legs.Although their teeth have been tempered, they left many minor injuries on their bodies. Upstairs, there was also a lot of toasting and laughter, and the laughter was loud. After drinking a lot of wine, Fu Mei's face turned into a red begonia flower, her hair was messed up, and she was in an extremely good mood. Everything she looked at was like a hazy love poem.She suddenly remembered something, and asked, "The flowers haven't been delivered yet?" Qi Wanqiu ordered someone to take it from the car, and Cheng Jiaqing and Fu Mei gave Qi's mother forty flowers in four colors of pink, Yaohuang, beige, and lake blue.The meaning is to wish Qi's mother all the best, and wish her to live until she is one hundred and sixty years old.The old man acted swiftly, leaning on his crutches to persuade the people at this table to eat more, and persuade the people at that table to drink more, but he himself did not eat or drink at all, and his eyes were full of kindness.Everyone said she was blessed, but it was a pity that she couldn't hear correctly, and what she said was useless. And she just listened blindly and nodded blindly. At this time, a trembling old lady rushed into the door angrily, no older than Qi's mother according to her age.According to the face, they are all walnut-like swirl patterns.In terms of clothes, it can hardly be compared with the clothes that Qi's mother, Fushou, is wearing.Seeing the person coming, Qi's mother said, "Mother-in-law, sit down and call Chunli to come." Somebody went to look for Qi Wanchun biting their (also bird's) claws with their hands and mouths. The mother-in-law probably knew that Qi's mother was deaf, so she didn't talk to her, and stood there without saying a word, waiting for Qi Wanchun to arrive. Qi Wanchun stepped down.Seeing Qi Wanchun, the old lady burst into tears. "My daughter died in vain." "Mom, say something like this. I asked Er Zi to invite you to drink in person yesterday. Er Zi is probably addicted to mahjong, so I forgot. I have a distinguished guest here. You sit down first, and I will apologize to you later." Qi Wanchun laughed. The old lady's face changed suddenly, and she suddenly became resentful: "You still remember me as an old woman, now that you are crazy, you only have gold and silver in your eyes, how can you have me as an old woman. My girl, what a good girl, you have to have a figure. You have to look good. You will become a ghost in your hands. It’s good for a while, bad for a while, and there are not many good pieces of meat on your body. When you go whoring outside, you are not allowed to tell her, and you torture her and humiliate her.” Qi Wanchun interrupted her impatiently and said, "Mom, can you stop saying a few words?" The old lady waved her crutches and said forcefully: "No! I want to say! Think about it with your conscience, when you chased my daughter, you ran three times a day, but now, you don't even dangle in front of me. You clearly look down on me, a poor old woman." "It's been dead for so many years, Mom, don't mention these things again." "Don't mention it, okay, I won't mention it. I can always mention my daughter. My daughter is not destined to be unlucky or bitter. She died unjustly!" She shouted, and everyone's chopsticks stopped moving. "Don't yell at me." "You pretend I don't know, you killed her! You ungrateful thing!" "Why should I kill her?" "It's not that she can't bear children-God, who knows if it's your business or her business? You killed your daughter, and you married another daughter, but you still don't have a child. You have money, but God Tell you to cut off your children and grandchildren. You deserve it, you see." The old lady danced and rapped in rhythm, like performing an opera.Everyone was silent on the surface, but secretly happy in their hearts.It's indescribable how pleasant it is to see a person who is usually majestic and majestic with his majesty. "Tell you, your daughter is dead, and you are not my mother-in-law anymore. Don't make trouble here. Get out! If you make trouble again, I won't be polite." "Not only do I want to scold you, but I also want to beat you." The old lady really dared to make a move, and a crutch was chopped down like a sword.If it weren't for Qi Wanchun's flashing speed, his head would be slightly lighter or heavier. Qi Wanchun was annoyed, but held back: "Tell me, how much do you want? Your daughter died, and I have given you 100,000." "Tell me, how did my daughter die?" Qi Wanchun muttered: "It's not like you don't know about your daughter's hanging." "No, I know it was you, a heartless person who killed her. After she was killed, you let out the news that my daughter was hanged to death." "Did the forensic doctor not identify it? It was suicide, not homicide." "You have money, but you can't buy anything. Fake appraisal is nothing." "I'm not going to talk to you, you just want some money. If you say it, I'll give it." Qi Wanchun said shaking his head. "No, I don't want your money. Your money is so dirty that it can't be washed a thousand times or ten thousand times. I don't want it!" "I want to see the county magistrate. I heard that the county magistrate is here today. I want to ask the county magistrate to make a comment." The old lady walked upstairs recklessly as she spoke.I don't know where she got the strength to break free from Qi Wanchun's hand. "I want to see the county magistrate! I want to see the county magistrate! My daughter was killed by Qi Wanchun!" Caught off guard, as if an old lady fell from the sky.Like everyone present on the second floor, Cheng Jiaqing was taken aback.The half-eaten dish was still in his mouth, and he forgot to chew it.Qi Wanchun was very embarrassed and ruthless, trying to drag the old lady out.Unexpectedly, the old lady's canthus was about to burst, as if she wanted to break free from all the ropes that bound her body, she tried her best to refuse, "Don't come here, come here, I'll slam my head against the wall to death." raised. Qi Wanchun dared not take a step forward.But Fu Mei stood up in good time, and she affectionately took the old lady's hand and said, "Old man, calm down, calm down." Her demeanor, though artificial, can make even the most wary person less defensive.Sure enough, the old lady listened to her and sat down as she wanted.This made the blockbuster curses and accusations that the old lady had prepared long ago were thrown into the water before they exploded. Women are very patient, and Fu Mei is no exception.Women can turn everything into jade.Fu Mei did it again successfully.In addition, Qi Wanchun's mother was crying with the old lady.The old lady's anger immediately dissipated by half. With the help of Qi Wanqiu, the old lady and Qi's mother went up to the third floor. "It's finally over." "A good birthday banquet was interrupted by an old crutch." "Don't worry about it, keep eating and drinking." Qi Wanchun breathed a sigh of relief. "It's really hard for an upright official to break up housework." Cheng Jiaqing didn't speak for a long time, he thought of his ex-wife. After the birthday banquet was over, Cheng Jiaqing patted Qi Wanchun on the shoulder and expressed his thoughts. "If you give her money, she won't take it. I think the old lady is pitiful, so why don't you give her a regular relief. Secretary Fu, what do you think? Did you say hello to the Civil Affairs Bureau? That bureau chief, you are very familiar."