Chapter 119 Erhan's troubles

Today, I went crazy. I played dice with Lu Zhishen. I wanted to win two money to open meat and play tooth festival, but I lost eighteen games in a row, and all the money from the bottom of the box was lost. People are like iron, and food is like steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry.He had no money to eat, so he had to carry an ax around to eat Bawang meals. Brothers often do things that don’t pay for meals: Wang Xiaohu always finds some excuses, the food is too salty, the wine is too weak, there are bugs in the soup... If you don’t give money, don’t talk about it, and even swear. Pause; Wu Yong, this bird man, would pretend to touch his pocket every time after eating, and then slap his thigh, saying that he forgot to bring it, and asked hypocritically if he wanted to put it in the account?If people are not willing, he will put on a very sincere bird face, and say that my name is Gongsun Sheng, and I am also a man of honor in Liangshan. This guy, who was full of food and drink, slipped away while no one was looking, and took away two laying hens.

I'm different from these bird people, I don't change my name when I'm going, I don't change my surname when I'm sitting, I'm aboveboard, I slap my ax on the table after eating, Xiao Er, Mr. Hei's name is Li Kui, I won't pay you today, you want to report to the official for waiting , if you want to single out Grandpa to accompany you, you can be as real as you want. As a result, without eating for a few days, hotels within a radius of fifty miles closed down one after another. Living people can't be suffocated by urine, there is no way, so they have to be ashamed and rub against each other to see whether people's eyebrows are high or low.

Went to Zhang Qing's house today, before entering the door, Erniang Sun rushed out to greet her, wiped her mouth and said, Brother Hei, you are here again, what a coincidence, we just finished eating, if you come two steps earlier, you can make do. I went to Sun Xin's house again, and just entered the yard, Mrs. Gu came out with a cooking pot, and said Brother Hei, what a coincidence, we just finished cleaning the cooking pot. Wandering around to Wang Xiaohu's house, this guy owed me a lot of gambling debts before, so I won't have any objection if I eat a meal! The second boy of the Wang family is squatting at the door with his steamed buns in his arms and chewing. I wonder if Wang Xiaohu has done too many crimes and received the retribution of this world. Calling him father, he was often beaten, and the more he was beaten, the more stupid he became. We often teased him.

I said Erhan, why don't you eat in the house? Erhan squinted his eyes and said, my mother asked me to stand here to watch the door, and said that if you came, she would say that you were late, and we had already eaten. As soon as I heard it, my heart was full of ignorance and karma, and I wanted to rush in to collect my previous gambling debts. After thinking about it, I was discouraged again. Well, people are poor and short of breath, and horses are thin and long-haired. Let's go eat elsewhere! Not far away, Erhan caught up again, and said pitifully, "Uncle Hei, can you do me a favor?"

Let me tell you, your Uncle Hei is loyal, and if he can help, he will definitely help. Erhan said, when you see Uncle Song, tell him, my mother said, my father is at home tonight, so tell him not to come, it's so cold outside, I want to eat inside. "..."