Chapter 114 military fan

One of the advantages of being a monk is that if you ask other people questions and you can’t answer them, you can call them obsessed with the world of mortals. The unfathomable bird-like, said that the secrets of the sky should not be leaked. Master Wu also likes to play this trick. When he asks you and can't answer, he can call you a bloody head, saying that you are the number one big rice bucket in the Song Dynasty. Stop shaking back and forth. Speaking of his bird feather fan, there are many jokes. Master Wu has a habit of shaking it back and forth no matter where he goes, in summer, in winter, and even in snowy days. Summer is fine, but in winter, no one wants to sit on his head. Goosebumps all over his body. cold!

When I woke up in the morning, I went to the pillow to touch the fan before I opened my eyes, and went wherever I went. When Zhujiazhuang escaped, this guy threw away his hat, shoes, and belt. He ran wildly with his pants in his left hand. Fifty miles away, the fan was still clutched in his right hand, steadfastly refusing to let go. The last time Brother Song celebrated his birthday, Wang Aihu gave a gold plaque with a large character on it: "Shou". There is nothing rare about gold plaques. It is not easy to get a plaque with gold. The rare thing is the word, which is not ordinary. The characters are not written in ink, but made of ants. The live ants are densely packed, flowing and moving, but no matter how they crawl, they are always on the word "Shou".

Brother Song was so happy, all the ants came to celebrate his birthday. The leader is so happy, the subordinates have to try their best to flatter, but the flattering must also be done according to the level, and it is a taboo for officials to grab the flattery of the superior. Junshi Wu stroked his beard with his left hand, and waved a fan with his right hand, and leaned forward with a smile. Everyone stood aside with their hands folded, waiting for Junshi Wu to finish flattering, and then went to flatter the rest of the horse. Unexpectedly, the military adviser made an old mistake, and before he could open his mouth, he shook a fan first, and as a result, the whole word "hula" flew up, and dispersed into a cloud of black mist in the air, all of which fell on Brother Song's face.

Brother Song was staring and opening his mouth, he could see something strange, something unexpected happened, and he couldn't avoid it in time, his face was covered all of a sudden, both in his eyes and in his mouth. Brother Song was bitten by the ants, screaming and screaming, and slapped himself vigorously. The brothers rushed forward and slapped all the ants off, and several big bumps appeared on his face. Another time, everyone was bored and gathered in the grove to talk nonsense, arguing about which industry in the world is the most shameful. Wang Aihu and Shi Qian have always been at odds with each other because of the secret rivalry over the promotion of department-level cadres.Wang Xiaohu preemptively said that the most shady person in the world is the gentleman on Liang, who goes out early and returns late, sleeps in the wind and sleeps in the open, saves on food and clothing, dares not to see a doctor when he is sick, dare not enjoy the blessings, and saves some hard-earned money. He is the most unseen Light.

Shi Qian said that the most shady thing in the world is the flower picker. The girl finally grows up, chooses from east to west, and the matchmaker is marrying into her husband's family. She cares about her husband and raises her children. , going straight to the point, destroying people's reputation, making people unable to lift their heads up for the rest of their lives, the most shameful. Wu Junshi shook his bird feather fan, squinted his eyes, and with an inscrutable smile on his face, shook his head and said, yes and no, the most shameful thing in the world is the officialdom.

Everyone listened attentively, and the military commander sighed and said, the officialdom is dangerous, with intrigues and intrigues, with a friendly face on the outside, and swords and swords behind the back, all people in it are trembling, as if walking on thin ice, and if one wrong step, it will cost the lives of the whole family. Junshi Wu went on to say that in the officialdom, you should not show your emotions or anger, so don't let others know your true thoughts. Everyone hurriedly praised the military commander for his great ideas, and Wang Xiaohu slid up the pole, praising the military teacher for his cultivation to the point of proficiency.

It was rare for the military master to be modest, and he waved his fan and said, I am still far away. Brother Song is a scheming man. know what you're thinking. Everyone suddenly realized. Coincidentally, there was a woman laughing and laughing by the river, and everyone hurriedly opened the branches to see that a few village girls were taking a bath in the river, Wang Xiaohu's eyes were shining, and Shi Qian was bleeding, Liu Tang stretched out his hand to stop the nosebleed, Wu Junshi said indecently Don't look at it, cover your face with a fan, don't know what expression you have.

At this time, the village girl heard the movement, looked over here, saw us, and angrily grabbed the mud and threw it over. Everyone was quick-eyed and squatted down immediately. The military master was at a loss as to what was going on, and reservedly removed his fan, wanting to take a second look, but before he could see clearly, mud splashed on his face. Everyone was stunned, the military master held a feather fan in his right hand, and stayed where he was, with black mud mixed with rotten branches flowing down his cheeks, and the stench was overwhelming.