Chapter 107 Not easy Ba county magistrate

I went to the county government overnight, and the county magistrate Ba was in the back hall, lying on the grand teacher's chair, with his legs crossed, holding a book, and was fascinated by it. Seeing us go, this fellow shivered first, then became agitated, immediately recovered, stood up, smiled all over his face, and kept making bows with his hands: The three strong men came to visit late at night, and there must be something to teach, and the next official is far away. , please forgive me, I do not know what advice? Liu Yan said, you dog official is running rampant in the countryside on weekdays, corrupting the law with corruption, disregarding human life, and today I am here to take your dog's head.

The magistrate of Ba County immediately put on a sad face and said, man, it is not easy for me. You say that I am corrupt and break the law, but in fact I don’t want to be greedy. , I can't help myself, the state officials are all greedy, if I am not greedy, they will feel uneasy. Even if they can tolerate me, the yamen servants around me are greedy, the master is greedy, and the accountant is also greedy... If I am not greedy, they will not tolerate me. Isn't it because of this that the former county magistrate was squeezed out? ? Besides, other county magistrates give gifts to state magistrates during the New Year and holidays, won't I succeed?If you don’t send it off today, you will find a fault and search your home tomorrow. It doesn’t matter if you get promoted or not, but the lives of a dozen people in my family are no joke!I only have that little salary for one month, how can I get money if I am not greedy?

You say that I am a parent official, domineering, but in fact, I am more difficult than anyone else. I am trembling every day, walking on thin ice, for fear that if something goes wrong, my head will move. Wang Mazi from Qianjie, he dared to block my door and scold me with a fucking shabby household. He is not very good, but his grandfather is the teacher of the current emperor. You say, even a county magistrate like me would get out of the sedan chair and bow to him when he saw him. This guy is still pretending to be big, put his dirty hands on my shoulders, and said that he has performed well during this time, and he has done a good job. Fuck you say I am not angry.

Zhao Xiaoer, our yamen, is just an ordinary yamen servant, but he always runs in front of me to point fingers when trying cases. I swallow my anger and dare not even give a fart. He is the third nephew of his uncle and grandpa who is the Jiedu envoy of Jingdong Road. ? Also, Niu Dayan from the back street is a rogue, he has no relatives except his sister in the brothel, but I dare not do him, his sister has an affair with the current court Gao Taiwei, do I dare to do him?I'm going to kill him, I guess I'll see Hades before he goes to the execution ground. Do you think I am easy? Three people, you look at me, I look at you, it's not easy, it's not easy.why?Why does everyone find life difficult?Could it be that only the current emperor is happy in such a big court?

That night, I had a dream. I dreamed that I entered the palace. The emperor was wearing a dragon robe, sitting on the dragon chair and sighing. It was not easy for him. When I was young, in order to ascend the throne, I fought with each other and cheated each other. I finally sat on the throne, and I was restless every day. I don't know the taste of food, I am afraid that my subordinates will rebel, and I sleep with one eye open. Appointing ministers is also difficult. If you are capable, you will not listen to your orders. From time to time, you will jump out and scold you, which is very unpleasant.

Sitting in this seemingly supreme seat, dare not do anything, say something to yourself, everything is out of shape when you get down there, the treasury is empty, and you dare not increase the rent. If you say an extra catty, it will be a stone to the people. ;The Yellow River is flooding, and you dare not control it. You say that thousands of civilian husbands are recruited, and they are paid two taels a day. The wives and children were separated, and the first-level officials detained them, and what was delivered was either crooked melons and dates or bull-headed horse noodles. well!The emperor is even harder!