Chapter 104 impatient robber

This appearance saves me a lot of trouble, at least I don’t need to introduce myself, I know it’s me from a distance, and after eating, I wipe my mouth and walk away without paying the bill.Although Brother Song has a higher official position and greater reputation than me, he doesn't get the same treatment as me. He has to bow his hands to everyone he sees, declares himself his family, and is often thrown out as a counterfeit. No, passing by Dulonggang, I was a little anxious, ran to the small woods to pee, he was strolling on the path by himself, with a "chuckle", a burly man jumped out from behind the tree, his face was covered with a black cloth, and he was holding a three-foot two-edged sharp knife , this robber is a two-handed knife, inexperienced, he didn't pay attention to his feet when he jumped out, tripped over a cane, fell and gnawed on the mud, when he got up, his forehead was broken, the black cloth was wiped off his face, and his chin was knocked Crooked, covering his face with one hand, and holding a knife in the other, he shouted: Hey, I opened this mountain and planted this tree. If I want to live on from now on, I will leave money to buy roads...

The flood rushed into the Dragon King Temple, and the robbers met the bandits. At this time, Brother Song would always mention himself. As long as he was a robber, there was no one who didn't know him. I squatted in the woods and saw it a long time ago, but I didn't take it seriously. Wang Wang said: I think about it day and night and want to go to my brother. God is sorry to see you, but the heavens have eyes. I hope that my brother will not abandon me. I will accept my brother as a pawn in front of the tent, lead the horse and pedal, and do everything. ...Brother Song didn't take it seriously, how could the nephew beat his uncle?Can the little guy beat the bandit leader?

Big Brother Song was full of confidence, bowed his hands together, and said with a smile: Xiao Ke is from Yuncheng, Shandong, nicknamed Hu Baoyi, also known as Xiaoyi Heishanlang, nicknamed Jijiyu Songgong... Before the word "Ming" was uttered, I only heard an angry scolding "fuck you", followed by a crisp "pa", I quickly looked up and saw Brother Song's head was bleeding and he fell to the ground. well!The bandit is not very patient today. The robber held up a plain knife and slashed at Brother Song. Brother Song was stunned on the ground and forgot to hide. Seeing that his life was lost here, it was too late to say, and it was soon. I jumped out of the woods with my pants in my hands without wiping my butt. , holding a trouser belt in one hand, and fighting with an ax in the other.

I usually practice double-axes, but now I hold my trousers in one hand and wield an axe in the other. My martial arts skills are compromised. I can only parry, but I have no power to fight back. Hurry up and shout, this is Heisongjiang... When the bandit heard Brother Song's name, he stopped, looked at Brother Song and asked, is it really Brother Song? Brother Song got up, put on his hat, patted the ashes on his clothes, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, nodded and said, Xiao Ke is Song Jiang... The robber immediately prostrated himself on the ground: I don’t know Mount Tai with my eyes, so I ask Brother Song to make amends...

Brother Song rambled and said some polite words: Those who don't know are not guilty, and they don't know each other if they don't fight! I took the opportunity to pull up my trousers, fasten my waistband, and lift the double-axe. Brother Song saw that I was ready, and immediately put on a serious smile, and shouted, Tie Niu, I chopped him up! This guy was so moved that he burst into tears, and before he could react, he was chopped into two pieces by me. Brother Song was still angry, so he went up and kicked him twice. After that, Big Brother Song didn't dare to babble any more, and he spoke very simply, saying four words to everyone he saw: "I'm Song Jiang!"

Later, after listening to Wu Junshi's advice, he turned the words around and said, "Song Jiang, it's me!"