Chapter 101 Frequent accidents

After firing the salute, Brother Song got on his horse to review the soldiers of the three armies. Brother Song rode a galloping wind horse, wearing a Ruyi purple gold crown, with a bow on his left and a pot of arrows hanging on his right. He walked from south to north one by one, shouting slogans: "Loyalty comes first." .” The brothers responded: "Do justice for the sky!" When he got to the front of Dianjiangtai, the wind hissed and the horse was in a hurry, and the horse manure was scattered all over the place. Brother Song blushed, and King Chao Tian smiled like a flower.

Brother Song wanted to save face, so he gave an impromptu speech, which was impassioned and spitting. The brothers were moved to tears, and some people in the crowd started to cry. In the end, Brother Song shouted "Justice for the sky"!At the same time, he clenched his right fist and waved violently, only to hear a hiss, and the shoulder socket opened, revealing the white shirt... Brother Song stopped shouting and slipped away with his head down! Below is the procession. In the front is the statue of King Chao Tian, ​​supported by Jin Dajian, and Liu Tang and other ten brothers are carrying it with great difficulty.

The statue was made by Jin Dajian day and night. It is made of pure gold and is two meters high. It is said that it cost nearly two thousand gold. The whole body of the statue is golden, and when the sun shines, the golden light is shining. Jin Dajian's technique is superb, and he portrays Chao Tianwang with a stern face, like a god, who is not angry and majestic. Chao Tianwang was very satisfied, he grinned and waved at his golden statue non-stop. At this time, a crow came to join in the fun, landed on Chao Tianwang's golden head, and kept pecking. Jin Dajian was in a hurry, and jumped up and down to chase him. The crow wanted to make trouble with him. He chased on the left, the crow jumped to the right, he ran to the right, and the crow jumped to the left again.

The base of the statue is large, and Jin Dajian ran back and forth several times, panting from exhaustion. The crow was self-conscious, pecking its eyes and ears, and its ears and nose. Huarong was eager for skills, he thought, since it is gold, it must not be bad, so he picked up a bow and set an arrow, and shot it, the bow and arrow pierced the crow's neck and pierced the golden statue's eyes. Accident, happened. Hearing a "crash", half of Chao Tianwang's head was broken, it was made of porcelain, and the inside was empty. Jin Dajian was stunned, and Liu Tang and the others were also stunned. They bowed their waists and walked two steps. Feeling that it would be boring to pretend, they straightened their waists and carried the statue and hurried away.

Next, ninety-nine and eighty-one brothers each held a sign and spelled it into twelve gold-plated characters: I wish Chao Tianwang and Brother Song a long life and peace with heaven. The idea of ​​this bird is from Lehe. Scholars are full of flamboyants, and flattering is also different. He originally planned to release pigeons. Hundreds of pigeons would put the word "Shou" in the air, but unfortunately it was too difficult, so he had to give up; Later, I got another tiger, and when the time came, I ran to Chao Song and knelt down in front of the two leaders. Wu Song had already been trained to be obedient, but after thinking about it, there is no guarantee that the tiger will turn his face and deny anyone, and bite Brother Song and say Not sure, there are precedents of flattering and killing horses. After thinking about it, I gave up. After all, people are the most reliable.

In order to maximize the effect of this flattery, Le He asked the brothers to hold the sign in front of their chests, and when they got to the front of the stage, they suddenly lifted it up to give the two leaders a surprise. In order to achieve a uniform level, they rehearsed for several days before and after. As a result, when Shi Xiu, who held the bar on the prefix of the word "天", walked to the front of the stage, in order to avoid the horse dung of the hissing horse, he went inside. By the way, as a result, in one fell swoop, the brand reads, "Live as long as a dog".

Chao Tianwang was illiterate, so he clapped his hands and applauded repeatedly. Brother Song sneered.