Chapter 99 Proud time shift

The most proud thing in the cottage is the change of time. For the convenience of commanding, a wooden stake was erected in front of the stage, more than three feet high, and one person was required to issue orders to the crowd. This is a huge thing, think about it, all the brothers in the village are looking up, watching your every move, only you follow the lead, if you say east, he will never dare to go west, if you say south, he will never dare to go north. Even Chao Tianwang and Brother Song have to obey your orders. This is an excellent opportunity to pretend to be aggressive. For this job, the threshold of Wu Yong's family has been trampled.

If you ask, is it worth it to pretend for this day? value!Absolute value! Although you can only pretend to be awesome for a while, you can brag about it forever! Look at Wu Song, it only took half an hour to fight the tiger. How many years has it been?When I was drunk, I slapped the table: When I was fighting a tiger... There is also Lu Zhishen, who told everyone about the history of fleeing: Back then, Sajia beat Zhenguanxi to death with three punches... Yes, three punches, only three punches! Isn't the joy of living a person doing two awesome things when they are young, and bragging to others every day when they are old?

Wu Yong finally chose Shi Qian. Although he couldn't get his turn in terms of relationship, appearance, and money, he had a special advantage: he could climb poles. No matter how much money you give, if you can't climb up by then, wouldn't it be a joke?After all, the Double Ninth Festival is a big event in the cottage, not a joke. Shi Qian used to be wretched and wretched. When talking to people, he was full of smiles and his eyes wandered.Today, my face is radiant, wearing a sun hat, wearing a big red robe, hands behind my back, head held high, turning east and west, and everyone I see is stern, nodding reservedly, and give two orders: a while Pay attention, watch my gestures, don't miss the big deal!

This guy climbed to the top of the pole three times, five times and two times, sat on it, his waist was straight, he looked like a dog, he was very frightened, he spent his whole life looking up at people, today, I can finally look down Others, that mood, can not describe.