Chapter 84 Liu Yan's nomination certificate

In this society, you have to care about relationships in everything you do. This is true for being an official, and it is also the same for being a robber. If you want to be an official, you must have a good father, such as Cai Jiu, this guy is amazingly stupid, his father hired famous teachers from all over the world for him, but he didn't pry open his elm bump. Elder Zhizhen's evaluation of Lu Zhishen was surprisingly unanimous: a flash of inspiration is worth a thousand gold.It means that once he is enlightened, the light will be like the light emitted by a thousand catties of gold, but I think this sentence has another meaning, that is, if you smash him to death with a thousand catties of gold, you will not get a fart.This guy has a three-character classic, and he hasn't learned it all in two years. He usually eats, drinks, prostitutes and gambles. He is a complete second-generation ancestor, but he lives a good life.

If you don't have a good father, you can have a good brother. Like Gao Lian, this guy can't play chess, calligraphy and painting, and it's too tiring to be promoted to court. Wei, he changed himself, took off his gossip clothes, put on an official robe, and turned around to fool the people.Ascension to the hall is just the same move, slap the gavel, and shout "big punishment waiter", if you are recruited, you will be beaten to death, if you are not recruited, you will be beaten to death, and the rate of solving the case is 100%.Emperor Daojun was very pleased, and with a swipe of his pen, he presented a plaque: Pillar of the country!

If you are not born well, and you have neither a good father nor a capable brother, then don't be discouraged, there is still a chance, ask where the lady is not married yet, spend a few taels of money to hire some hooligans, Take advantage of her going out to rob her halfway, and when she is at a critical moment, if you fall from the sky and save the beauty as a hero, maybe the lady falls in love with you at first sight, and if you take the opportunity to cook rice, you will become a good husband-in-law, and the future is naturally boundless. What?None of the above?Then you fucking want to be an official?Are you showing off your brain?

Being a bandit also requires relationships. Liu Tang is related to Chao Tianwang, I am related to Brother Song, and Yang Xiong is related to Dai Zong. If it doesn't matter, I want to be a robber, that's okay, but I have to vote for it and chop off people's heads to show my loyalty! Liu Yan and Brother Song are not from the same hometown, nor are they classmates with Junshi Wu. Just accept it, beheading a person is not an easy feat, and being a robber, killing a person is not like drinking cold water. I never expected that this fellow was blown by the northwest wind for three days at the foot of the mountain, and his hair was blown into a bird's nest. He didn't even have a single head chopped off. , look at all the stupid things he does.

On the first day, I was lucky. I met an old man passing by and asked me to say, don’t talk nonsense, cut off the head with a knife, and it’s done.This guy is good, and he sent the old man for more than 20 miles, and he didn't stop until he reached the gate of Jeju Mansion. The next day, I met a cripple who was going to Tokyo to see a doctor, and this guy didn't do anything. Not only did he not do anything, but he was afraid that he would not run fast, so he gave the horse to him, and paid more than ten taels of silver. On the third day, I met a young man who was just about to start. After some people cried and complained, that set of rhetoric was old-fashioned. There was an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old son. The guy softened and let him go again. Yes, he can't use his brain, that young man is at most twenty years old, her mother gave birth to him at sixty years old?

When a robber takes his place, he can hang himself by uprooting a bird's feather. If you talk about him, he is still energetic, saying that he only kills corrupt officials but not good people, and he can't kill innocent people indiscriminately! On the evening of the third day, this guy returned to the mountain empty-handed. Brother Song took him by the hand and said, County Magistrate Liu, thank you for abandoning the light and turning to the darkness and going to Liangshan, but I think you are not suitable to be a robber, so you should turn around Be your magistrate. Unexpectedly, this guy was willing to degenerate, and he was very determined to be a robber. That night, he ran to Shouzhang County alone to chop up the county magistrate, and then he reluctantly joined the gang.