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Chapter 69 Amitabha is hard to find

Li Kui's Diary: Gathering Hall 仓土 829Words 2018-03-20
She said that in her experience, there are two types of men, one is a beast, and the other is a beast in clothes. I asked how to say it. She said that a man named Wang Xiaohu on Liangshan dared to tease her in the middle of the day in the middle of the day, but at night he crawled on her without saying a word. This is called a beast. Some people, with a dignified appearance in broad daylight, act like an upright gentleman, scolding you for immorality, lewdness and shamelessness, and explaining the truth to you at night.There is a man named Wu Yong on Liangshan Mountain, who is the best among beasts in clothes and clothes. Every time he comes, he will talk about the three obediences and four virtues, loyalty and integrity for half an hour.

I laughed out loud and asked her what kind of person am I?She mumbled for a long time and did not dare to speak. I thought, I might be a beast, but then I thought again, I didn't tease her in the downtown area, and I didn't sleep with her, so it should be worse than a beast! I asked her if there are many people here?She said, there are many, no matter if it is a street beggar, a peddler, a scholar full of benevolence and morality, or a high-ranking official, as long as it is a man, there is no one who does not come to prostitute, even the monks in the Xiaoxiangguo Temple opposite Come to Purdue their filthy souls.

I don't really believe it. There are still many eminent monks in Xiaoxiangguo Temple. The red lips curled up, with a look of disdain, and told me, you go knock on the door now, and the one who says "Amitabha" after opening the door is considered an eminent monk. I thought, it's very simple, which monk didn't put his hands together and say "Amitabha Buddha" reverently when he saw someone. Anyway, nothing happened, so I went out of the Cuihong Building and went straight to the Xiaoxiangguo Temple opposite. It was still dark, with no wind and no moon. I kicked the door for a long time before anyone answered. Before I could speak, the first thing this guy said when he opened the door was: Damn it, what are you yelling about in the middle of the night?

Damn, hit the head with an axe! I went to knock on the door one by one, knocked eight or nine, and said the same thing, so angry that I chopped eight or nine axes. Finally, when I reached the door of the abbot, the abbot, I raised my hand to knock, but then I thought, if this guy also came to a three-character scripture, wouldn't it be a waste of effort tonight? I am always very smart after drinking, I turned my head and found a way. When I knocked on the door, I held the ax in front of me, so that the abbot might have a better attitude after seeing it. As a result, the abbot was wearing big underpants, opened the door sleepily, saw the bright hatchet, and immediately collapsed to the ground with a "I'm sorry".

well!It is so difficult to hear the phrase "Amitabha Buddha" in the temple! In the Daxiong Palace, I put down my axe, threw myself on the ground, and bowed three times to the Buddha, begging him to forgive me for my crime of killing in the pure land of Buddhism, then turned and left. Although I don't respect monks, I have always been in awe of Buddha!
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