Chapter 63 The science of crying

Tonight is a new moon, there are no stars in the sky, no lights on the ground, and you can't see your fingers. Brother Song asked me to go down the mountain with him. Others have to wear night clothes when going down the mountain at night. Brother Song and I save a lot of trouble. Once we take off our clothes, it is more effective than any night clothes. We have never been seen. After leaving the Golden Beach, entered Jeju Mansion, and climbed into the house of Fu Yin Zhang Shuye from the back wall. Brother Song and Zhang Shuye murmured for a long time in the study, not knowing what they were talking about, Brother Song never said anything, and I never asked.

I found an interesting phenomenon. Every time Brother Song and Zhang Shuye finish muttering, Liangshan will attack Jeju Prefecture within a few days. The strange thing is that they can’t be defeated every time. , Dozens of brothers all climbed up the city wall. At critical moments, Brother Song always rang the gong to withdraw the troops. After a while, the imperial court will allocate grain and grass. Brother Song leads people to intercept the grain and grass first, and then Zhang Shuye leads the troops to fight out. After a melee, Brother Song throws away part of the grain and grass and leads the troops back to the mountain. Zhang Shuye holds the grain and grass to show off his might back to the city.

With food and grass in the cottage, Brother Song's prestige is rising day by day, and Zhang Shuye is also rewarded by the court many times because he guarded the lonely city alone and made great achievements in suppressing bandits, and became a well-known loyal minister in the Song Dynasty. It's just a pity that those brothers who fought the most bravely either jumped off the city wall and broke their legs, or were caught and chopped off one by one, and their heads were hung on the city wall, becoming Zhang Shuye's living memorial archway. For the dead brother, Liang Shanbo specially built a temple on the mountainside, inside the memorial tablet, the incense burns continuously, and it is named the Martyr's Temple.

Every year during the festival, Brother Song would take all his brothers to pay homage. Every time, he would be impassioned, weeping, and even fainted a few times. The brothers were all moved to tears and wailed, praising Brother Song for his benevolence and righteousness. Brother Song took the opportunity to wake up and called on everyone to follow the example of the buried brother, work hard to kill thieves, and serve the country faithfully. I basically don't cry, it's too fake!What's the point of crying over a few pieces of wood?Besides, I usually don't have much friendship, and I don't even know their names.

Every time I stand on the sidelines and observe the crying faces of the brothers. Lu Zhishen was crying loudly, with a lot of snot and tears, and wiped them with his sleeves while crying; Wang Xiaohu was crying, his voice was higher than his, and he didn't have a single tear; Wu Song's eyes were red, his face was cold, and he didn't make a sound; Mrs. Gu covered her face with her sleeves, and she was crying backwards and forwards. Her voice was ups and downs, ups and downs, better than music and singing; It's not like crying and mourning, but like singing. Crying is definitely a science, not only according to the occasion, but also to the object.

Brother's wife is dead, brother is crying silently on the side, you are crying loudly, it is inappropriate and easy to be misunderstood. The neighbor's child was taken away by wolves. If you cry harder than his father, it's not appropriate. Brother Song is very good at crying, he can cry as much as he wants, and the degree of crying is just right, which can make people feel his sincerity without making people misunderstand. Lu Zhishen is such an idiot, every time after crying, Big Brother Song said it was over, everyone got up and patted their buttocks and left, he was still crying, what a fucking two hundred and five!