Chapter 59 Cao is about to couplet

When Lu Zhishen was promoted to a department-level cadre, he allocated a house and sent Cao Zheng to Zhu Wu to ask for a couplet.It happened that Zhu Wu wasn't there, and Cao Zheng was waiting at the door. I don't know if Zhu Wu's book boy didn't like Cao Zheng, or was disgusted by the smell of his body, and wanted him to get out of here quickly, so he wrote a couplet for him. Cao Zheng couldn't read, so he took the couplet with black characters on a white background, and ran back excitedly to help Lu Zhishen hang it on the door couplet as if he had found a treasure. Lu Zhishen was promoted, and all the brothers had to go along with them whether they liked it or not.

Wang Xiaohu arrives first, this guy doesn't know a lot of big characters, but he likes to pretend to be a cultured person. When he sees the characters, he moves forward, hands behind his back, and holds his head up. After reading the left, he looks at the right, and after reading the right, he looks at the left. Others look at couplets from top to bottom, but he looks from bottom to top, nodding while reading: good pairing, profound meaning, eternal absolute. This guy looked at me with a half-smile after reading it, and asked me if I understood. I thought, no matter how bad I am, I can't lose to this birdman, so I pretended to check it out, nodded, and even praised the duel neatly, a rare good match.

While talking, Hua Rong came and was about to enter the door. When he saw the pair, he shook his head and gave the money to Lu Zhishen. He ignored repeated attempts to keep him, saying that the child was sick and needed care, so he disappeared. Qin Ming came, saw the couplet, smiled, walked away from the threshold, threw the money to Lu Zhishen, said his wife was pregnant and needed to be served, and slipped away. Several groups of brothers came one after another, but they all shook their heads and left after seeing the couplets. When Wu Song came, he sneered when he saw the couplet. It turned out that the couplet was written like this:

Shanglian: Enter the door and the whole family will die The second line: Bleeding from the seven orifices when going out Horizontal batch: full of loyalty Lu Zhi was so angry that his lungs exploded, and he scolded Cao Zheng for not being able to do anything serious. Cao Zheng's face was blue and purple, without further ado, he immediately went to tie up the book boy, and slapped the boy more than twenty times in public.