Chapter 31 Uncle Chao's Funeral

I slept very soundly this time. I dreamed of marrying a daughter-in-law. The gongs and drums blared, the firecrackers blared, the red sedan chair was carried through the door, and after worshiping heaven and earth, I entered the bridal chamber. … The door was knocked open with a bang, and when I woke up, Bao Xu ran in in a panic. I said Bao Xu, you fucking belong to a three-year-old child. mother. Bao Xu was panicked, and stammered that dozens of brothers were killed in Jinshatan, and now the cottage is blown up. I was so happy that I came to the golden beach with Bao Xu. Lu Zhishen and Wu Song were also there, hiding in the crowd and sneering.

Madam Chao, in disregard of decency, hugged her brother's mutilated body and cried loudly, cursing whoever would kill a thousand swords deserves to die, saying that his brother lost his mother at the age of three and his father at the age of six, how pitiful it must be, and how pitiful he was since childhood. He is very obedient, never sneaks around, and blush when he sees a girl.Which bastard is so cruel... Everyone put on the appearance of a dead mother-in-law, crying but unable to cry, laughing inappropriately, all sullen, shaking their heads and sighing, alas!It's too miserable, it's too miserable to die.

Sister-in-law Gu and Erniang Sun were persuading him, saying that someone is dead, please be patient, take care of your health, and so on.Funerals are different from happy events. On happy events, you can boast differently and vigorously. It doesn’t matter even if you boast to the sky, everyone just wants to have fun; Quit talking about untimely death quickly, too many words will lead to failure.Last time, when Lu Zhishen tried to persuade him, this guy talked loudly, and his persuasion changed. He said that death is not a bad thing, and you can still collect a lot of funeral money. Chao Tianwang's brother-in-law died, which was the top priority in the Shanzhai. A meeting was held in the Juyi Hall, and a special case team was quickly established. Wu Yong took full responsibility to solve the case within a time limit.