Chapter 23 Song Qing

Inviting Song Qing to dinner today, at Song's Restaurant, the best dishes I ordered, such as Fae Wang Fae Chicken, Ants Climbing Trees, Burning Monkey Brains Alive... The wine is 30-year-old Shaoxing Daughter Red, which is delicious enough. In fact, I am very annoyed by this guy, he has no fart skills, and he is so stupid that he secretly counts his feet under the table when he calculates, and he often makes mistakes. Sorry not to eat. But today I have a request from him, and I have to ask Brother Song what he lacks, whether it’s an idea to send something for the Mid-Autumn Festival, so I can only bite the bullet and talk nonsense with him.

The most painful thing in life is that there are some things you don't want to do, but you have to do them, and some people, you don't want to talk to, but you have to talk to them. When this guy first came up the mountain, Brother Song wanted to send him to the battlefield to exercise, so that he could be promoted and reused in the future. All the generals declined one after another, and no one took this hot potato. Martial arts are ordinary, and if there is a mistake, no one can afford it. Brother Song found me, and I wanted to evade it, but Brother Song was trying to get close and solicitous, and said something so heartfelt that tears flowed down my face. I couldn't open my mouth, so I had to agree.

Although I agreed, I didn't dare to take the risk of letting him charge, I just let him be the cook. Although the cook is a bit tired, at least he is not in danger. He gets up early to cook, and goes to bed late to clean the pot. People will do. During the battle, he followed behind and yelled twice, and he slipped away quickly after losing the battle.Chao Gai's brother-in-law and Hua Rong's nephew are both cooks. I didn't expect this guy to be a bad guy. Once I set the tent on fire while cooking, my lungs almost exploded. If it wasn't for Brother Song's sake, I would have chopped him up and fed him to the bastard.

Later, this guy suddenly became arrogant and asked to go into battle to kill the enemy. I agreed after thinking about it, and specially asked him not to charge too far, follow behind the brothers, and secretly put two arrows in the dead man's body, in order to prevent the brothers from fighting. The name is marked on the arrow, and I will say hello to Yang Xiong from the Law Enforcement Department. At that time, it will be counted on him, and I will give him a great credit, and then I will be transferred from the army with glory, and I will live up to Brother Song's entrustment.In the end, this guy was a softie. Before going into battle, he was full of pride. He said that taking the head of a general among millions of troops was like picking something out of a bag. He collapsed to the ground and couldn't pull himself up.After a battle, the knife was not out of the sheath, the arrow was not out of the string, the leg was broken upside down, and it was trampled by one of our own people.

Later, he was arranged to be a watchman, and he beat the drum according to the hour at night, without any effort. Once, I made an appointment with Wu Song and Lu Zhishen to attack the enemy at five o'clock, but the guy knocked on the wrong key and started off at three o'clock. By accident, when we encountered an ambush enemy, we charged from behind and drove the enemy away. , the brothers strongly demanded that he be credited and told him to get out as soon as possible.I took the opportunity to give a great credit, and transferred back to Liangshan as a logistics officer, in charge of arranging banquets.

well!Sometimes I think about it, the Buddha is really fair, some people are full of strategy, some are martial arts, some are flattering, those useless people either have a good father or a good father. Beautiful mother, or a good brother! After drinking, I asked him to roll the dice, two taels of silver started at the bottom, and there was no upper limit. I wanted to lose to him on purpose, but I played big, and he guessed small. I played small, and he guessed big. Within half an hour, I fell After winning twenty taels, this guy's face immediately darkened. I was also in a hurry. In the last round, I bet on both 20 taels, thinking that I would lose the silver to him no matter what.To prevent accidents, I peeked at it, and it was big, but he guessed small again.

I wanted to give him some advice and said: Are you sure?How about we change it again? This fellow gritted his teeth, he was still guessing. In the end I couldn't bear it anymore and said: Song Qing, this time it's really big, just guess the big one! This fellow had a look of beating, saying that I was playing tricks on him, defrauding him, insisting that I was a petty boy. My head was hot, and my heart was pounding. Damn it, I was a department-level cadre, so I opened it immediately, and left with forty taels of silver in my pocket. I've seen stupid people, but I've never seen you so fucking stupid!Just be stupid and think you are smart!It is tolerable, which is unbearable.