Chapter 18 Mrs. Gu

Mrs. Gu obviously came prepared, with a thick layer of white powder on her face, black background and white border, like a layer of frost on donkey dung, and a string of finger-thick gold chains around her neck, she looked like a landlady. Wang Xiaohu quietly told me that the gold necklace was fake, and I asked him how he knew it. He said that when Mrs. Gu was taking a bath, the gold chain was actually floating on the water. I laughed out loud, and felt something was wrong just after I laughed twice, but I couldn't remember what was wrong for a while. Although Mrs. Gu just came to the mountain, she is extremely unpopular. Many brothers hate her, and it's not a general hatred, but a deep-rooted hatred.

The matter had to start with the attack on Zhujiazhuang. At that time, Brother Song had just arrived in Liangshan and was not familiar with the surrounding enemies, so he was fooled by Chao Tianwang to attack Zhujiazhuang. Brother Song's eyes are high above the top, he claims to be familiar with military books, and he has strategy in his stomach, not to mention the small Zhujiazhuang, which is Kaifeng Prefecture in Tokyo, it is no problem to win it, and he took a group of brothers with him. Unexpectedly, Zhujiazhuang is a tough bone. He was defeated in three wars, and all the brothers were beaten to the ground. Brother Song also threw away his pioneer seal, and he didn't want any weapons. He rode wildly for thirty miles, and lost one of his shoes. Fortunately, I arrived in time to rescue him.

Every time Brother Song mentioned this, he always said that it was luring the enemy to go deep, which is so fucking boring, running away is running away, what are you pretending to be!But Brother Song has this ability, so he won't admit it to death! Most of the soldiers in the cottage were hooligans. They didn't know any formations or tactics at all. They only knew how to rush forward when raising the red flag, and slipped away after throwing their weapons when raising the white flag. Fighting in groups was okay, but fighting was basically useless. Repeated battles and repeated defeats, repeated defeats and repeated defeats, the brothers were downcast every day, waiting for the opportunity to escape, and finally Wu Yong came up with a brilliant idea, spreading rumors in the army, saying that all the women in Zhujiazhuang were former Convex and curled up, beautiful as a flower, and finally announced that after the attack on Zhujiazhuang, whoever captured the woman will be the one. At the same time, she sent Mrs. Gu to sneak into Zhujiazhuang as an internal response.

As soon as the news was announced, the brothers were immediately as excited as if they had been beaten into chicken blood. They fought again, and all of them fought hard to kill the enemy. … When the brothers charged in with guns covered in blood, it was a step too late. Mrs. Gu didn't know whether she was jealous of the beauty of those women or wanted to serve the brothers alone, she had already cut off all the women in Zhujiazhuang from the age of eight to eighty. At that time, the brothers didn't know Mrs. Gu, so they were full of anger and had nowhere to vent. They blew up the battalion all at once, rushed to the tent of the Chinese army, and threatened to take her turn.

Brother Song and Junshi Wu were in a hurry, and the gangsters under him were already red-eyed, and they could do anything.When the two of them were considering whether to grab a firework woman to put the bag on top of the bag to calm the anger, Mrs. Gu took off her jacket, piled her sleeves, and climbed onto the roof of the Chinese army tent, facing the gangsters with guns. A lion's roar: I am Mrs. Gu!Don't you guys want to take my turn? Come on! The brothers looked up and saw a majestic middle-aged woman standing with her hips akimbo, with yellow ox eyes, hooked nose, protruding ears... as ugly as she wanted, she immediately scattered and ran away.

An old soldier who rushed the most and was the most injured in the battle. His mouth and eyes were crooked and his body was covered in blood. His last wish was to touch a woman.Mrs. Gu became very sympathetic, she said that she could touch anything, she leaned towards her with a tragic face, the veteran only took one look, and died immediately, her last words: Fuck!To hell with the day! The brothers lost their appetite and left dejectedly.Since then, all the brothers greeted Mrs. Gu's mother, grandma, and her eight generations of ancestors when they were drunk, but they dared not greet her herself!