Chapter 11 Lu Zhishen's big mouth

Rather fight with a sensible person than talk to a fool, this is the evaluation of Lu Zhishen by the brothers. I sometimes wonder if this guy was kicked in the head by a donkey when he was a child, his head is full of muddleheadedness, he speaks without going through the brain, he speaks without restraint, chokes a group of people to death with a single sentence, and he can cause accidents with ironclad things. Whenever an old friend reunites after a long absence, the scene is old-fashioned, it is nothing more than a warm hug, an affectionate look at each other, and then comment on the other party's fat, thin, white, and dark, and then chatter about homework, how are you doing recently, how are your parents? What grade is the child in, even if he is alive...

No, Lu Zhishen, when he first went up the mountain, the first thing Lin Chong said when he met someone was his wife, how about sister-in-law? Lin Chong's face turned dark immediately, and he said coldly, "He's dead." Lu Zhishen persisted: "How did you die?" Lin Chong said angrily, "I choked to death after eating!" "Would you like fish or meat?" "..." Another time when he was drinking, Wu Yong drank too much, and he was bragging about being rich in education and talents... This is his hobby after drinking. When the leader brags so much that he forgets himself, it is the best time for his subordinates to flatter him. Everyone seizes the opportunity and agrees with each other. Every word you say, all kinds of nasty words come out, what is unprecedented, what is the eternal writer... Lehe's filming is the most level, saying that "the world is divided into one stone, and Wu Junshi monopolizes nine and a half", this flattery is just right in terms of strength and focus, and everyone is convinced.

Wu Yong was in a daze for a while, and couldn't even close his mouth with a smile. Seeing that the dinner was complete, Lu Zhishen said without thinking: "The military master is so talented, how come he didn't even win a job?" This brick directly photographed Wu Yong from the cloud to the world, with a gloomy face and no words, and the banquet broke up unhappy. Two days ago, this fellow offended Erniang Sun again. Erniang Sun bought new clothes for her birthday. She wore a red hanging skirt and a blue green robe, her waist was tightly tightened, her face was blood red, and she looked at herself in the mirror. Than peach blossom.

Lu Zhishen said leisurely: It's autumn! Sun Erniang's face was so long at that time. There are countless examples like this, and all the brothers scolded him for being weak-headed. If it weren't for his high martial arts skills, he would have been hacked long ago.