Chapter 6 have the wisdom to be the boss

It's late at night, I still dare not sleep, I'm waiting for Brother Song. After going to Liangshan, Brother Song never slept in one place for more than two nights, and his whereabouts were erratic. Sometimes he knocked on my door in the middle of the night, sometimes went to Huarong's place, sometimes went to Wu Song's place, and rarely stayed in his own house.His house was also destroyed. Either it caught fire suddenly, or it was smashed inexplicably. Two poisonous snakes appeared a few days ago. I really don't know what evil he did in his previous life. I have no objection to sleeping here. Brother Song never sleeps in the bed, and he doesn’t take up my space. He was always lying on the ground, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and his saliva was everywhere.

After getting drunk today, I asked him in public if he would come at night. I had no other intentions. I just wanted to leave the door open for him if he came. I wouldn’t wake up from thunder after I fell asleep. Just this sentence made him unhappy. At that time, his face was as long as a donkey, and he was sullen and unable to speak.I know that he will definitely come, because he has to listen to what he says, he will definitely come when he can't say it, and he will definitely not come when he says it, I have figured it out a long time ago. Sure enough, as I expected, in the middle of the night, Brother Song came, grinning brightly: Hei Si, I'm here, didn't you expect it?

The eldest brother was so happy, and the younger brother couldn't take away his kindness. I got up, rubbed my red eyes, and said in pretended surprise: "Brother Song, didn't you say you couldn't come?" Brother Song laughed and said, "Sun Tzu's Art of War" says: What is false is true, what is true is false, false is true, ghosts and gods are unpredictable, this is the highest state of the art of war. I thought, either I was too smart, or that guy named Sun Tzu was too stupid. I suddenly thought, whenever I think I am smart, is it because others are also pretending to be stupid?