Chapter 4 Three major embarrassments for men in the wine market

The three major embarrassments of men in the wine market: I am drunk and pester my brother's wife, my wife is drunk and pester my brother, and my brother's wife is drunk and pester myself. The first sentence was summed up by Lu Zhishen. It is said that once he was drunk and dragged Lin Chong's wife to chatter non-stop. In the end, he couldn't bear it anymore, pulled his sleeve and said, Master, this is my wife, so he let it go in embarrassment, but that was before going up the mountain. The second sentence is summed up by Zhang Qing, his wife loves to pester other men endlessly when she is drunk, whenever he sits there, his face turns pale with anger, like a white radish; It was too embarrassing, and the brothers couldn't comfort him, so he had to drink alone. After three rounds of drinking, his face began to turn red, like a carrot; at the end of the banquet, he was often so drunk that his face turned yellow , like a yellow radish, over time, people gave it the nickname "Vegetable Garden".

The third sentence was summed up by Wu Song. He was handsome and attractive to women, and there were a lot of women who pestered him. Among them, there was a woman who was his own sister-in-law, and this woman was also killed by him. He never mentioned this shit, and of course, no one dared to ask. I have never had a similar experience. I have concluded that there are three reasons: 1. I don’t have a wife, so I don’t have to worry about my brother; The main thing is that women will not let me hug; 3. No woman has ever pestered me after being drunk, even if she was so drunk that she would wake up immediately when she saw me.

I also found a rule that the appearance of a man will affect the amount of alcohol a woman can drink.For example, if I sit next to you, all the women are heroines, with fists and sleeves, a thousand glasses of wine, and a few words of fuck from time to time; if it is Wu Song, the woman next to me will turn red after taking two sips , screaming for a headache, even staggering, staggering, it's really fucking crazy. Sun Erniang drank too much again today, her red dress was tied around her waist, she was spitting flying all over a foot stool, and she dragged Wu Song to fight for wine, Wu Song didn't drink it, and it didn't matter if he didn't drink it, his face was flushed, he looked handsome It is also a burden.

Women are not beaten for three days, and they go to the house to uncover tiles. This is what Wang Xiaohu taught Zhang Qing. Zhang Qing said with a sad face that he often beats, but he was beaten. Zhang Qing is also unlucky, why did she marry such a woman, she dared not give up, she couldn't beat her, and she suffered alive, if it was me, she would have been slapped on her face long ago.