Chapter 150 A piece of bird droppings ruined the future

Seeing the bird droppings falling on the test paper, Liu Yangzheng cursed depressedly, and wiped it vigorously with his hand, trying to brush away the bird droppings to protect his own test paper.But the free fall of the bird droppings was too fast, which put him in extreme panic. He only heard a "snap", and he slapped the bird droppings on his test paper, and his mind went blank for a moment. It's over, the test paper is dirty. In the imperial examinations of that era, not to mention sticky bird droppings on the test papers of candidates, even if the writing was slightly improper, the examiners would throw away the papers without even reading them.

In fact, the test paper that Liu Yangzheng handed in was thrown away by the examiner.This piece of bird droppings completely ruined his future. But all right, the exam room is closed, how could there be such a strange bird, and even want to shit on his test paper, could it be that someone plotted against him? After failing the exam, Liu Yangzheng refused to give up, so he wandered around the examination room, trying to find out who brought that strange bird into the examination room.It was a strange bird that he had never seen in his life. Although he didn't know the name, he believed that as long as he saw the bird that killed him again, he would recognize it at a glance.

But when he recognized the strange bird, he was killed by lightning and petrified on the spot. He discovered it completely by accident. In the room of the examination room, he found a picture of "Snow Trees and Cold Birds" by Li Di, a painter of the Song Dynasty, hanging on the wall. Above the dead branches, the cold scene in the distance, with only a few strokes, is filled with endless desolation.The bird in the picture looks like a parrot instead of a parrot, looks like an oriole instead of an oriole, and is clearly a lucky bird, but it has the fierce eyes of a night owl—this bird is actually The above is the ghost of the underworld imagined by the painter Li Di, which never existed in the world.

A strange bird that had never existed in the world flew out of an ancient painting of the Song Dynasty, dropped a piece of shit on his test paper, and ruined his future. This is what happened to Liu Yangzheng. And Liu Yangzheng's pain was that he couldn't explain this matter clearly to others.The world-renowned child prodigy just fell off the list, and he could only let others laugh at him, without even a word of excuse. So depressing. So Liu Yangzheng thought of becoming a monk. He can only become a monk, the world is so weird, if he stays any longer, sooner or later he will go crazy.

He found a monk temple, knelt in front of the door, and begged the abbot to shave him and accept him as a disciple.The monks in the temple recognized at a glance that he was a failure, and immediately agreed to him.Liu Yangzheng was very grateful. When the sun set, he obeyed the abbot's order and cleaned the whole temple spotlessly. At night, he burned a stick of incense in front of the Buddha and let his sore body lie on the cold hard couch. Suddenly, several figures rushed up in the darkness and pressed heavily on him. Before he could scream, his mouth was pried open, and a large walnut was stuffed into his mouth. Then, his hands and feet All were bound back.In extreme panic, a lamp moved to the tip of his nose, so he saw the cunning face of the old abbot, and heard a mocking voice full of malice: Hahaha, quack quack...

Do you know why I promised to shave you?The old abbot smiled darkly, and took a pot of charcoal fire and put it aside: because after dawn, you will raise the fire to the sky, and pray for rain on behalf of the living people. Suddenly Liu Yangzheng understood. It turned out that this temple, in order to pray for rain for the people, agreed to burn a monk, but obviously the bald men in the temple were reluctant to burn themselves, and it happened that Liu Yangzheng came to their door, so they decided to burn Liu Yangzheng to make up the number.