Chapter 19 Chapter 19: Strangers

Just as Crazy Wu ran out of the courtyard with Zhu Ziqiang in his arms, Zhu Ziqiang's hands and feet trembled violently a few times. Crazy Wu hurriedly stopped and looked down carefully. flush. Crazy Wu couldn't figure out the status, so he stretched out his hand to try it, and there was a temperature!Have a breath!There is a heartbeat!Damn it!What are you doing in broad daylight! Quickly turned around, put Zhu Ziqiang flat on the stone table, untied his clothes, and was about to massage him, only to see that Zhu Ziqiang's skin showed a strange phenomenon, like a white jade, and even blood could be seen It flows slowly, and there is still some blue air, my God!Crazy Wu let out a strange cry, jumped a few steps away, and looked at Zhu Ziqiang from a distance. What kind of internal strength is this?I have learned a lot, I have learned a lot!Crazy Wu shook his head for a while, then kept nodding for a while, muttering to himself like crazy!

After waiting for a while, Zhu Ziqiang still didn't seem to wake up in the slightest. Crazy Wu gritted his teeth, no, something big will happen if this goes on, he made up his mind, and walked up resolutely. As soon as his finger touched Zhu Ziqiang, he felt as if he had been caught. A pinprick-like pain came from the finger, and Crazy Wu screamed "Ah yo yo" and ran away again. At this time, Zhu Ziqiang was like being burned by fire and frozen, sometimes hot and cold, he felt that the blood in his body was about to be drained, but there was no sweat on the surface of his body, and his consciousness was extremely confused. He thought of his parents for a while, and for a while I saw the cotton maker again, Luo Yong, Wu Fei, and Xiao Lei all came, but they all ignored him, Luo Yong's mouth suddenly opened extremely wide, his teeth were as big as pumpkins, and he gestured at him whitely, There is also a pig's head, and the eyes suddenly pop out...

The image in his mind was enlarged infinitely, then distorted, and replayed again, tormenting Zhu Ziqiang over and over again. He wanted to yell. It seems that someone is selling ding ding candy, and someone is drinking meat buns... The coldness in his body was getting faster and faster, and it was swimming through the whole body. Zhu Ziqiang thought that it would be better for me to be drowned, at least I would die with a clear understanding. It's a shame to die without being laughed out of your teeth!I must call Lao Tzu crazy!Practicing Qigong to death... It's all the cotton maker's fault!Just thinking about drowning, all the cold in the body, collectively paused, Zhu Ziqiang was surprised, hey...water...could it be related to water?He is a smart person, and he will understand immediately after thinking about it!

Even though he practiced well, Crazy Wu's old bastard reminded me of his dick, which made me go crazy, damn it!What did the master say?Just want to think of yourself as water, an old bastard who doesn't know anything about dicks, a bastard who screams, an immortal guy! Zhu Ziqiang quickly recalled the feeling when he was drowning, and there was a bang in his head, all the chaos disappeared without a trace, and the cold air in his body seemed to have received the supreme order, moving around with Zhu Ziqiang's meditation, wandering around the whole body. Crazy Wu saw that Zhu Ziqiang's breathing had finally returned to normal, wiped off a cold sweat, and secretly called it a fluke. This kind of kung fu is really not practiced by ordinary people...

The air in Zhu Ziqiang's body finally returned to its place, quietly sinking into the lower abdomen, feeling that all the cells in his body were jumping excitedly, as if a large amount of things had been accumulated in the veins, Zhu Ziqiang thought, these are water, take it Inexhaustible water, sure enough, as he thought about it, he heard the sound of rushing water... Zhu Ziqiang's eyes suddenly opened, he smiled and shook his head, it was almost over just now! Crazy Wu let out a long breath: "Ziqiang, you scared me to death!" Zhu Ziqiang smiled and said, "Master Wu, from now on, you can no longer watch me practice!"

Crazy Wu is also an old man. After the accident just now, when he calmed down, he immediately realized that his good intentions had ruined the big things.The old man blushed and said, "Hey... hey... haven't I practiced internal strength before? I heard people say that you need to concentrate... that's it..." Zhu Ziqiang said: "It's all right, but just now it was so fucking dangerous! Almost...just a little bit short of my life! Hehe, but, I finally survived a catastrophe..." Crazy Wu hurriedly asked: "How is it? Is there any progress?" Zhu Ziqiang shook his head and said: "I don't know yet, but according to what the master said, I have passed the foundation building stage and am entering the Qi training stage. I'm afraid it will take decades to get through this process."

Crazy Wu said happily: "Haha... very good! Do you know? Your master said that it took him three years to enter the stage of Qi training, but I didn't expect you to be able to do it in one and a half years. What a wonder! Come on! , Let me take a look!" Zhu Ziqiang looked at Crazy Wu suspiciously and said, "What?" Crazy Wu looked at him: "Exercise yourself, can't you?" Zhu Ziqiang was stunned for a moment, looked at Crazy Wu and said, "You mean chopping rocks like my master?" Crazy Wu said with a smile: "Not necessarily! You can do it casually." Zhu Ziqiang said without changing his face: "Master didn't teach me how to perform gong, he said let me understand it myself! But now I don't know how to use it at all. Get angry."

Crazy Wu was taken aback, looked at Zhu Ziqiang and said, "You don't know how to coax me, do you? How could you not teach you? Impossible! If you don't teach you, what's the use of learning?" Zhu Ziqiang tilted his head helplessly and said: "How do I know, maybe Qinglong Qi is like this. Anyway, I am still young, take my time, and one day I will be able to get it out a few times." But he secretly cursed: Just now I almost You didn't kill me, want to watch it for free?There are no doors!snort! Crazy Wu shook his head and said: "It's extremely weird, your master's unique knowledge is really weird, I can't figure it out! What's the reason for this?"

Zhu Ziqiang secretly laughed, and said to Crazy Wu: "I'm going home, I'll come back tomorrow." Crazy Wu nodded blankly and said, "Oh, good." Zhu Ziqiang walked away with a grin, while Crazy Wu was still thinking hard, if this internal strength can't be used, wouldn't it be useless?What does cottonsmith mean?Is it true that the old saying: the master leads the door, and the practice depends on the individual? In fact, Zhu Ziqiang wasn't completely lying. Although he knew the method, his qi was so weak that he couldn't feel it. If it wasn't for practicing kung fu, it would be too early to deliberately use qi to generate energy.However, this sense of accomplishment also made him very satisfied.

Hey hey hey yelled a few times in his mouth, his mind was full of sweet fantasies flying into the sky, imagining himself as an omnipotent martial arts master, freely moving freely in the shadow of swords, lights and swords, and then imagining himself as a fighting hero with infinite glory, fighting The Japanese devils and Yankees cried and begged their mothers on their knees and begged for mercy... Unknowingly, they began to make gestures with their hands. This feeling is so cool! "Ge Laozi, this kid is daydreaming, his eyes are green!" Zhu Ziqiang was suddenly bumped by someone, facing a craftsman with a metal box on his back, speaking authentic Sichuan dialect, Zhu Ziqiang giggled a few times, after all, he was quite embarrassed to be bumped into daydreaming.

The man looked at Zhu Ziqiang very interestingly: "Boy, tell me what you were thinking just now? Did you miss your wife?" Zhu Ziqiang quickly waved his hands and said, "No, no, what is the mother-in-law thinking about?" The man laughed lewdly and said, "Damn it! Your baby doesn't understand music. After you know the benefits of being a mother-in-law, I'm sure your baby will think about it every day, every night, every moment." Zhu Ziqiang bit his lower lip and looked at him with a smile: "Then were you thinking just now?" The man blinked a few times, and then looked calm: "Think about it, An Yi! Hey, baby, do you know what it's like to do business with a woman?" Zhu Ziqiang shook his head, his eyes were full of curiosity: "What's it like?" The man tilted his head and didn't speak. He smacked his mouth a few times, and said "An Yi! It's An Yi!" After speaking, he looked at Zhu Ziqiang, his expression very much like a liar selling rat poison , Singing softly in his mouth: "It's really unreasonable for a soldier to drag me into the Baogu field, belly to belly, once it hurts a little, the second time it feels numb, three times and that four times it's like a mouse crawling." Zhu Ziqiang stared at the other party with wide eyes. What the song said was doing that thing, it must be doing that thing!My heart is extremely anxious, I really want to know how men do it on women, why it hurts for a while, numb for a while, and crawls like a mouse after the whole thing?But how dare you ask this?What's more, this person doesn't know him at all. The man looked at Zhu Ziqiang with a half-smile and said, "Baby... Hey, I'll call you my little brother. You're a handsome man, and you look extraordinary. I know a little about physiognomy. If you are destined, don't worry, I won't charge you any money!" Zhu Ziqiang said disapprovingly: "My old man, to tell you the truth, I also know how to do sackcloth physiognomy, how about we have a discussion?" The man looked at Zhu Ziqiang with a wicked smile on his face. Today is really interesting!This kid is quite interesting, blinking his eyes, although he is not good-looking, he is not ugly, he is of medium height, his face is a little fair, and looks feminine, the most noticeable thing is his eyes, every time he When he was about to speak, he blinked first, making him feel very amiable, like a naughty big boy, but Zhu Ziqiang felt that he would definitely not be younger than thirty. "You can do it, my little brother! I have a plan! Today, I'm making friends with you, Ge Laozi! How old are you?" Zhu Ziqiang smiled and said, "It's almost eleven years old." The man smiled and said: "Well, not bad, not bad, it's an adult's business, is the dick hairy?" Hearing this, Zhu Ziqiang twisted his face unnaturally twice, and looked away. The man giggled like an old hen: "It's okay, it's okay, sooner or later the chicken will grow into a big bird, and it will take two years." Then you can feel proud. Will it be hard now? It means that the hard and warped trousers are turned into a tent? Zhu Zibian smacked his mouth twice, but still didn't speak. The man was very happy: "So you haven't been tough yet, poor man! Come, tell me about your sackcloth physiognomy?" Zhu Ziqiang was overjoyed when he heard this. This man really believes that he can read faces. He heard about the sackcloth look when he heard anecdotes from the cotton maker, but he had a good memory and the cotton maker spoke vividly. , most of the terms can be written down. "Hey, I see that your heaven is sunken, your nose is like a broad bean, and you are dim. , but your ear pearls are plump, hidden but not exposed, and you are blessed with good fortune, um... yes, you should be able to make a lot of money when you are middle-aged, and you will be rewarded after suffering!" Zhu Ziqiang was thinking about it while reciting it, but in the eyes of that person, Zhu Ziqiang's recollection looked like he was helping him to judge his situation. Seeing that Zhu Ziqiang said it clearly and logically, he couldn't help being surprised. Shaking his head, Zhu Ziqiang let out a long sigh, and the man was so nervous: "Little brother, just say what you want, come on, a whole cigarette... By the way, you don't know how to smoke, go away, I'll buy you a drink... ..." Zhu Ziqiang looked at his nervous expression, and his guts were almost knotted with laughter: "Hehe, it's nothing, but there are two taboos, and you will have a big problem when you are forty-five! There is a pond facing north where I live, and I must raise a large number of fish, and the fish in the pond must not be killed within three years, remember?" This tone was completely imitated by the cotton maker when he was chatting. The man nodded repeatedly and said, "It must be! Is there any more?" Zhu Ziqiang pretended to frown, but in fact he forced a smile: "There is one more thing that you will marry a second wife in the future, alas... In fact, your original wife is a noble person who helps you change your luck, so you can't divorce him no matter what. As for the second wife, she will give birth to a boy for you, this son is noble, please treat him kindly, love is a double-edged sword, sex is a bone-scraping knife, I hope you will be careful!" After hearing these words, the man was completely intimidated by Zhu Ziqiang. Thinking about how such a ten-year-old boy could make up something, he must be the apprentice of a master, or a child prodigy!Yes, it must be a child prodigy, no wonder it is different from other children. "Oh! Today I went out to meet a nobleman. I didn't expect my brother to be so good at reading pictures. I am convinced! Hehe, my name is Hu Minghong. I just transferred to the Dog Street Cultural Station to show movies. Brother, just come to watch movies in the future. That is, with me here, you can come and watch anytime!" Zhu Ziqiang's eyes widened when he heard that he could watch movies for free. Today is really a lucky day and a bodhisattva. You know, a movie ticket costs 15 cents! Zhu Ziqiang hurriedly thanked: "Then I will trouble Big Brother Hu!" Hu Minghong stared, and said very unhappy: "Trouble with a hammer! You and I are good brothers, by the way, what is the name of the little brother?" Zhu Ziqiang hurriedly said: "My name is Zhu Ziqiang, and the butcher's pig intestine is my father." Hu Minghong yelled "Ah": "Sure enough, it's the tiger father... no dogs! Your father is a strange person in Goujie! He stopped at the vegetable market, walked like a dragon, and shouted, scaring even the industrial and commercial workers." I have to run away with my head in my arms, tsk tsk, I didn't expect you to be his old man's son, amazing, amazing!" Zhu Ziqiang had goosebumps all over his body for no reason, as if fleas had been drilled into his bones, he shook his head a few times and said, "Brother Hu, have you watched any war movies recently?" Hu Minghong laughed and said, "Yes! Liberate Shijiazhuang, have you seen it?" Zhu Ziqiang smiled and said: "No, is it only released when there is a market?" Hu Minghong said: "I'm going to write the poster right now, why don't you come with me?" Zhu Ziqiang nodded hastily, hehe, the people playing the movie are very proud. The two went to talk and laugh, and Hu Minghong suddenly said to Zhu Ziqiang mysteriously: "Little brother, thanks to your guidance today, I have two brothers in the same life, I have something good, come to me some other day, and show it to you, hee hee. " Zhu Ziqiang suppressed his strong curiosity, insisted on not asking, and smiled casually, pretending not to be interested. Hu Minghong blushed suddenly, lowered his head, and whispered to Zhu Ziqiang: "It's an anatomy book from a medical school. There are pictures in it, um... that kind of pictures, pictures of women. Do you want to see it? " Zhu Ziqiang also imitated him and blinked his big eyes: "What is it?" Hu Minghong looked at Zhu Ziqiang's appearance, and suddenly said harshly: "Cut 1 Zhu Ziqiang was taken aback, and said in a daze, "Hey! Don't mess with me!" Hu Minghong yelled like a wounded rabbit: "I'm coaxing you! If you don't believe me, just follow me right now, dare you?" When Zhu Ziqiang came to his end, he seemed very timid and shook his head in panic. Although he had gone through many fantasies in the past two years, he still couldn't get to the point. Several times Luo Yong quietly peeked at the wall of the women's toilet, but he could only see Big white ass, just can't see what the truth is.In his young heart, he always thought that women were just like hens, who used one asshole to urinate and lay eggs. Hu Minghong forcibly dragged Zhu Ziqiang to the district government, and said, "I did it once, but I didn't see it. There are three eyes drawn on the book, one for peeing, one for shitting, and one for giving birth to a baby." It’s for children, hehe, it’s also a fairy cave that men dream of! You can see it with me, so as not to go to the wrong door in the future, just like Xiao Wang from the family planning station said, there was a bastard who married his wife for ten years , won’t give birth to a baby, but when I went to check it, I was fucking his mother-in-law’s pissing hole all the time, haha..." Zhu Ziqiang didn't even shake off after earning a few times. Listening to Hu Minghong's words, he had a hundred willingness in his heart, and his strength became weaker and weaker. Finally, Hu Minghong let go of his hand after talking, and he followed naturally. go up.