Chapter 14 Chapter Fourteen Weekend

For all children, every weekend and holiday is the most worth looking forward to. Pigtail’s weekends are basically arranged in the bamboo forest behind the supply and marketing cooperative, and he and a bunch of buddies are constantly discussing the topic of men and women. What is a woman? Give birth to a baby?Usually in every discussion, he is imagining alone, and others are immersed in his imaginary world. In the summer of 1983, it was a proud year for Zhu Dachang. His eldest son, Zhu Touku, a fat man with big ears and a face like a pig, was admitted to a technical secondary school in the city. School, veterinary medicine, four-year semester.

In the summer of July, the faces of pig intestines and pork belly exuded a kind of proud brilliance. Although pig liver didn't concentrate on studying, he was admitted to Dog Street Middle School with a score of 130 in two subjects. The hard-working pig's tail has always firmly occupied the first place in Goujie Elementary School. People in Goujie have speculated that Zhu Dachang's father must have been buried in a good place. , but even Zhu Dachang didn't know where his father was buried.Some people say that among the sons of pig Dachang, there are generals who are appointed to the throne. Anyway, those who become high officials all have strange looks, and the appearance of the pig's head is an odd number!Immediately someone asked: The pig's large intestine can be regarded as an anomaly!The man said: Zhu Dachang's son is promising, and Zhu Dachang is a blessed person, understand?

Zhu Dachang was noncommittal about these rumors. Pork belly is different. Among the women in Dog Street, her thin, compasses-like figure is always straight. Although the flesh on her chest is a bit horrible, among the women, no one dares to look at her with contempt.Her topics are all related to her son. Whenever she meets someone to chat with, she will pretend to be happy and say: "Oh... I and Zhu Dachang are both illiterate and illiterate. May they all be able to read the book and fight for our husband and wife, it’s okay now, the ancestors bless them, the three boys are fighting for their strength.”

People who listen to it often send out a string of sour compliments. Pork Belly doesn't care about other people's opinions. She is intoxicated by her own pride. Looking at her parents' proud appearance, pigtails feel lost for no reason. Humility is a virtue. ! Yang Yuyan has unknowingly become another little follower of Pigtail, and of course she is also the most protected by Pigtail. In the eyes of Luo Yong, Xiaolei, and Wu Fei, Yang Yuyan is Pigtail's baby, and no one can touch her. Yang Yuyan followed Pigtail every day to and from school. Although Yang Yuzi had warned her several times, Yang Yuyan, who had always been well-behaved, did not back down when she was stubborn. Yang Yuzi had no choice. In his eyes, this little guy is full of good words, but the inside is dirty!Every night when Zhuwei came to her house, Yang Yuzi would stay far away, and would give Zhuwei a hard look if he encountered her, but never spoke to Zhuwei.

Wu Fei has no interest in the topic of men and women. What he likes is to play, to play crazily, and all kinds of exciting things have a strong attraction to him.The Croton incident was finally over, and Wu Fei was not able to escape the severe beating, but the next day Wu Fei was happy again, pretending that the one who got beaten was someone else, Wu Yinshu had nothing to do about it, under the strong protest of the horse head, Wu Fei was forced to transfer to another class. The head teacher of that class was a young man who had just been assigned. He loved to sing and laugh. He was like a ray of sunshine. He just matched Wu Fei's temperament. Guys, miraculously started listening to class.

Pigtail laughed loudly and said: "The toad descends on monsters, one thing conquers another, Wu Fei's prodigal son has turned back." Wu Fei was wearing a brand-new indan cloth bunt and foam plastic sandals under his feet, which sometimes smelled of glue. His mother just came from her hometown yesterday and sold a big fat pig, so she stopped by to see the two of them. Xiao Lei's eyes kept looking up and down, his face full of envy, it's nice to have a child with a mother, pigtail pointed to his new clothes and said: "Wu Fei, your clothes... three days at most... no, I I'm sure it will be scrapped in a day at most!"

Wu Fei said nonchalantly: "I don't care for any new clothes. It's uncomfortable to wear this new clothes. It's like wearing handcuffs. I can't move around. If my mother insisted on wearing them, I wouldn't wear them." What!" But after all, after a while, I lowered my head to look around, for fear that something would get dirty. Pigtail giggled and said, "Wu Fei, if you didn't care about wearing it, you would let Xiaolei have a good time?" Wu Fei hesitated for a moment, then nodded firmly and said, "Okay! But don't get it dirty! Come on, Xiaolei, take off yours, let's change!"

Xiao Lei blushed, shook his head hastily and said, "No, no, just wear it, no need..." Pigtail smiled and said to Xiaolei: "Take it off! Why are you pretending to be noble! Take it off quickly, it's rare that Brother Fei is so kind, why don't you know your face." Xiao Lei still didn't move, but Wu Fei simply took off his clothes and pants two or three times, and handed them to Xiao Lei: "Here, just change it back before going home later! Hurry up, don't be like Like a mother-in-law, be quick!" Xiao Lei was pulled by the pig's tail and took off his clothes. After the exchange between the two, Wu Fei immediately returned to his original nature, sat on the ground with his buttocks, stretched out his hand to grab a handful of soil, first kneaded it into a ball, and then smashed it into pieces.Xiao Lei stood quietly on the side, keeping his head down and constantly pulling on his clothes.

Pigtail smiled and said: "Okay, let's discuss how to play later, there are three of us here, Luo Yong, Luo Xue, and Yu Yan, just now I asked Yu Yan to call two more, hehe..." Wu Fei rolled his eyes and said, "How do we play? Let's climb the mountain and divide into two groups to fight. Hmph, you lead people to guard the top of the mountain, and I will attack!" Pigtail scolded: "Still playing this? It's been so many years since liberation, and you still want to fight? Don't play, don't play!" Wu Fei said impatiently, "Then what do you want to play?"

Pigtail laughed and said, "Playing with marriage!" Wu Fei looked at Zhuwei suspiciously: "Marriage?" Zhuwei nodded and said, "Yes, today we play marriage, hehe, Yuyan and I play a pair, you and Luo Xue play a pair, Luo Yong, Xiaolei Play a pair with the other two." Wu Fei scolded: "Crazy! What's the fun in getting married? I don't want to talk to little girls. Girls are the most troublesome thing. Don't play with this." Turning to Xiaolei, he shouted, "What do you say?" Xiao Lei looked at the pig's tail, pursed his lips, "hmmm" speechless, and the pig's tail smiled and said, "We're not just playing with marriage."

Wu Fei laughed and said, "What else should I pay attention to?" "Let's give birth to a baby!" Wu Fei squinted his eyes, and suddenly realized: "You are so stupid that you want to rape women, haha, you don't have any dick hair, so you want to do bad things?" Pigtail retorted: "Your baby is born, let's take a look?" Wu Fei stood up, clapped his hands, took off his trousers with a snap, shook his butt triumphantly, pointed to the two or three curly hairs underneath and said, "How is it? My nipples are starting to harden and swell all day long. I I heard from the seedlings in the yard that this is called growth, hehe, do you understand that it has grown?" Pigtail looked at Wu Fei in surprise, how developed is this dog?Wu Fei picked up his clothes, exposed two bright red nipples on his chest, and said, "Come and touch it, you can gently pinch it twice to see, there is a lump inside!" Hearing the words, Pigtail stretched out two fingers suspiciously, touched it lightly for a while, then nodded and said, "There is a hard lump... have you really developed, you bastard?" Wu Fei said triumphantly: "Of course! I will be a man as long as I grow up..." Before Wu Fei finished speaking, the pigtail flicked his lower body with his hand, and Wu Fei was so surprised that he yelled: "Pigtail, what the hell do you want to do?" Pigtail said to himself: "It's not as big as I am, how did it develop? Little Lei, do you have long hair?" Xiao Lei shook his head and said, "No!" Pigtail looked at him, and said with a sinister smile: "Take it off, I have a look." Wu Fei followed suit, and Xiao Lei immediately ran away and shouted, "You're a bitch to coax you, I'm really not grown up!" Wu Fei laughed loudly and said, "His dick is so small, it's shameful...Pigtail, you said yours is bigger than me, let's take a look?" Pigtail took off his trousers, put his hands on his waist, and said proudly: "How about it, bigger than yours?" Wu Fei took a few glances, and cursed: "That Miaozi said that men just want to be big, you are so aggressive, hehe, but I developed before you!" Pigtail pulled up his trousers, and said with disdain: "It's useless for you to develop, you're not so small, hmph, when I grow up, it must be so... so big!" After speaking, Wu Fei compared the length with his hands. Cursed: "You think you are a stallion, I think Luo Yong must be bigger than you! He dares to touch a stone!" Pigtail asked: "Luo Yong's thing is crooked, it's so ugly, what do you think he's doing? A stone?" Wu Fei laughed and said, "You don't go swimming in the river. Every time Luo Yong goes to the river, he will lie on the rocks and rush stupidly, just like a male dog. It's ridiculous." Pigtail smiled and said, "No way!" Wu Fei shouted at Xiaolei: "Come here soon, what the hell are you shameless about? Tell me, is Luo Yong drying stones by the river?" Xiaolei also laughed and said, "Yes, Luo Yong not only uses rocks, but also digs a hole in the sand." The pig's tail patted his legs and laughed loudly: "Damn it, his mother's, Luoyong is such a bitch, hahaha, I'll let him perform it later 1 Wu Fei also couldn't stop laughing, and Xiao Lei continued: "One time I went down the river with him, and he took advantage of me not paying attention, and quietly pushed my ass! I gave him two feet at that time!" Pigtail and Wu Fei laughed so hard that they burst into tears, they looked at each other for a while and couldn't stop their smiles, thinking that Luo Yong was in heat like a male dog, pushing hard at Xiao Lei's ass, Xiao Lei also kept laughing, At this time Luo Yong's voice came, and the three pigtails couldn't bear it anymore, the laughter shook the bamboo leaves crazily. Seeing that the three of them were laughing all over the place, Luo Yong asked curiously: "You, you...you, what are you laughing at?" Wu Fei giggled and said, "I, we, we laugh at Xiaolei being tortured..." After speaking, Luo Yong hugged his belly and groaned, Luo Yong scratched his head and smirked a few times "hehe" : "Little little Lei...when did he get raped by that dog?" Pigtail yelled "ah...": "I can't laugh anymore, don't say any more, I'm going to die laughing if I continue... Hahaha..." At this moment Yang Yuyan walked in and asked curiously, "Tail, what are you laughing at?" Pigtail waved his hands, laughing so hard that he couldn't speak, after a while, the three of them finally stopped laughing, but with this smile, the plan of getting married and having a baby was put on hold, and Pigtail was really embarrassed in front of the girl Mention, Wu Fei is a carefree guy, he just forgot about it with a smile, the two little girls brought by Luo Xue were too ugly, no one was interested in talking to them, and finally, under Wu Fei's strong request, , A group of people had to start climbing the mountain to play. Twelve points climbed the mountain behind Dog Street with great difficulty, and then rushed down the mountain frantically, sweating and laughing non-stop, the joy of childhood was flying with passion among flowers, plants, stones and trees. At the foot of the mountain, a group of people They went home separately.