Chapter 12 Chapter 12 Public Toilets

Pigtail looked at Xiao Lei, and was very angry at Xiao Lei's stupid behavior, but he couldn't yell at him, so he could only comfort him: "It's okay, only Wu Fei and the four of us know, as long as we don't say it, no one will know that you did it." Xiaolei scratched his scalp with an extremely remorseful expression. At this moment, there was a noise from the public toilet, and the three of them hurried around the wall to the public toilet. They saw a few farmers hugging their stomachs and spinning around, looking very painful. Two His face was already pale, with thin sweat dripping from his forehead, his eyes were full of anger but seemed helpless.

The three of Zhuwei listened carefully for a while before realizing that the public toilet was fully occupied. There are more than 30 squatting seats in this public toilet. No matter how busy they are usually, they will not be full. , Pigtail stretched out his hand to pull the two of them, and walked to the toilet. There was giggling laughter from inside, and people were squatting in every vacant seat. Pigtail saw that they all knew each other. The pig’s head and pig’s liver were classmates, and the squatting people greeted Pigtail: “Is the tail the Urgent to shit? Come on, brother let you solve it!"

Zhu Tail searched for the crouching fence and looked down one by one, and understood in his heart that these guys were afraid of chaos, and when they heard that someone had diarrhea, they even invited them to occupy the toilet, and couldn't find the toilet when they were in a hurry. This kind of discomfort is not something ordinary people can bear . Pigtail scolded in a low voice, "Crazy!" Strange laughter kept coming and going, like coming to a troupe, how can this look like a public toilet?The people outside were eager to solve it, but the people inside deliberately refused to let it go. Several people were discussing loudly about how the second farmers ran to the toilet just now, and burst into bursts of crazy laughter. It means that when the brain is attacked from the rectum like lightning, there is no empty seat in the toilet, the first to the last one, disappointed!anxiety!Just now, the few outside were hugging their stomachs, and the other two kept circling in place, looking like a dog who couldn't find the root of the wall or the electric pole.

Pigtail laughed loudly and said: "You guys are stupid, it's occupied at the moment, they can't help but must find a way to solve it, let me tell you, just now we heard someone shitting in the back, it's disgusting to death, several people together Lah, it must be more fun for us to run out and scare them now!" One of them, who is almost a pig liver, looked at the pig's tail and said excitedly: "Yeah, my feet are numb from squatting, hurry up, stand up, let's go outside and shout together, so that they can't pull the unclean!" As soon as they all put on their pants, Pigtail shouted loudly: "Hurry up, you won't be able to yell later!"

Without waiting for those people to come out, Pigtail quickly went out and said to the people outside: "Hurry up, everyone inside is up..." Without finishing talking, those people rushed in like flying, and then there was an earth-shattering, straight rush The explosion of the sky and the sound of the nine nights can be heard by pigtails outside, let alone the people inside. The sound lasted for more than ten seconds. Think about what it would be like if a dozen people had crazy diarrhea together ? The group of people inside who were occupying the empty seats and not shitting stayed for a few seconds, and suddenly let out a burst of laughter louder than shitting, and then one by one hugged their backs, wiped their eyes and tears, and walked out crookedly. The person who greeted Pigtail smiled and said: "This is so fucking like a choir, a large-scale performance, shocking! Tail, your brother's bad idea is so fucking poisonous! Too poisonous!"

Pigtail looked at him suspiciously and asked: "This is Zhuganer's idea? No way?" The man smiled and said: "It's not the pig's liver, it's the pig's head. He is the most sinister dick!" Zhu Tail greeted Luo Yong and Xiao Lei and left, and the people behind were still discussing, showing excitement, it is estimated that the public toilet will be busy in the future! Luo Yong kept smirking, and said to Pigtail while walking: "Weiweiwei, I, I, we will also play, next time we will go to the market, I, I, I... I, we will dominate first." When Pigtail heard this, he immediately slapped him on the back of the head angrily: "Your mother! What's the point of punishing these honest farmers? Damn it, Luo Yong, if you dare to be like them in the future, don't play with me."

Luo Yong rubbed his head and said nothing, with deep fear on his face, Xiao Lei continued to say with a bitter face: "If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have gone down..." Pigtail slapped him on the back before he finished speaking: "You want to die, aren't you afraid of being heard? Don't say this anymore, it rots in your stomach." Xiao Lei nodded and didn't dare to speak anymore, pigtail said: "It seems that your brother was there just now?" Xiao Lei said: "Yeah, he is the most useless, he will do whatever people say, a simple thief!" Fu Lei's elder brother is called Fu Yun, who is the same age as Zhu Gan, but Zhu Gan always ignores him, so Fu Yun just ignores him. Like a piece of plaster sticking to the pig's liver, it is estimated that this time I came to take part in bullying the public toilet to please the pig's liver.

The three of them walked to the yard of the Supply and Marketing Cooperative, and Crazy Wu was also in the crowd. Seeing the three of Zhuwei approaching, he waved at Zhuwei: "Ziqiang, come here and I have something to ask you." Pigtail quickly showed an awesome smile: "Master Wu is good!" Crazy Wu laughed and said, "Be good!" He pulled the pig's tail and laughed softly, "Did you do it?" Pigtail looked at him in confusion and said, "What did I do?" Crazy Wu pointed at the supply and marketing cooperative with a smile: "Put the croton!"

Pigtail smiled and said, "It's not me." "Who is that? Alas, just tell me, I've long since disliked four eyes. Whoever released the croton is my benefactor, hehe." Pigtail still shook his head and said, "I really don't know..." "Tail!" Wu Fei ran over with a smile on his face, and when he saw Xiao Lei was there, he was at a loss for what to do.Pigtail winked at him, Wu Fei understood immediately, and said to Crazy Wu with a smile: "Hello, respected Master Wu!" Crazy Wu scolded: "You little dog, look at your cat face, who did you fight with again? You will be the retribution of the Wu family sooner or later, go away." Wu Fei said that he is the grandson of Crazy Wu Son, he usually likes this crazy master the most.

"Sir, don't scold me, I'll buy you some wine when I grow up!" Crazy Wu narrowed his eyes with a smile: "Yeah, this sounds like a human saying! Tell me, four of you, who made this croton. Pig tails are not allowed to speak, Luo Yong, tell me." When Luo Yong heard that he was asked, he became anxious all at once, the veins on his neck twitched, Crazy Wu hurriedly shook his hand and said: "Forget it, forget it, I won't ask you...Xiao Lei, tell me!" Xiaolei glanced at the pig's tail in panic, and shook his head vigilantly. Crazy Wu laughed and said, "Go away, four little villains, haha, the old lunatic is happy today!"

The four of them ran away without a trace as if they had received an amnesty. When they returned to the thatched tent, Wu Fei also began to curse at the pig's head after hearing what happened in the public toilet. The pig's tail waved his hand and said, "Why did you hit the kid last night?" thunder?" Wu Fei was like a deflated ball all of a sudden: "I let Xiaolei fight back today, but...my face was also scratched by him, look at it." The three of them had already seen the bloodstains on Wu Fei's face, Xiao Lei was a little embarrassed, and said with a pigtail: "After you fought last night, Xiao Lei ran down to release the croton again, Wu Fei, yesterday I told you not to deal with it, Are you in trouble, are you causing trouble now?" Wu Fei looked at Xiao Lei with a moved face: "Brother Lei, you punch me! Come on, don't be shy, you are a real man, come punch me, punch me in the face!" Xiao Lei was forced by Wu Fei to hold his hand close to his face, pigtail smiled and said: "Stop making trouble, Xiao Lei has long since stopped being angry with you. You can't tell anyone about this, only the four of us know, Whoever the hell said it would be a bitch and a bitch!" Luo Yong and Wu Fei nodded heavily, and said with pigtails: "Also, none of us can bully the toilet, whoever does is a bitch." Wu Fei suddenly shouted: "By the way, Zhuwei, when I came here, I saw your elder brother playing fishing with a few people on the street." The three of them looked at him together, and Wu Fei said triumphantly, "Don't you understand? Your brother and the others stuck ten yuan bills with fishing wire, and then threw them on the street, squatting far away. As long as someone picks them up, they will tear them up." Fishing line, that line is white, you can’t see it if you don’t pay attention, this guy is so stupid, he picked up money and picked it up in front of your brother and they didn’t realize it, hahaha..." Pigtail was so angry that his face turned pale. He had been at odds with Pighead since he was sensible. He didn't expect that the big brother would do such a thing. Wu Fei was still laughing, but he found that Pigtail's expression was wrong, and he suddenly felt a little confused. Embarrassed, he said awkwardly: "Tail, don't be angry, they have no malicious intentions, they are just playing." Pig's tail doesn't know what's going on, as long as it's a pig's head, he hates it. Although they are brothers, he feels closer to the pig's liver. The pig's head feels like a caterpillar to him, and he can't wait to jump Go up and step on it hard.Pigtail said angrily in his heart: "Anyway, you can't mess with him, or don't blame me for falling out. Okay, let's go home and eat." As soon as the pork belly put the dishes on the table, the pig's tail came into the room, glanced at the things on the table, and couldn't whet the appetite. The dishes were quite good, including fried tomatoes with eggs, steamed sausages, tofu and cabbage soup, stir-fried cauliflower with vegetables, and a twice-cooked pork , Most of them are favorites of pig tails, but unfortunately the image of the pig's head completely destroys the delicious food in front of us. "Pighead, you're nothing!" Pigtail looked at Pighead provocatively, but the latter didn't even look at him, the thick fat on his face remained motionless, Pigtail squinted his eyes, he really wanted to see through the fat What is behind it? The pig's head naturally took a bowl of rice, picked up a pair of chopsticks, and gently pressed it against the table. There was a loud noise, and then reached out to pick up the vegetables, as if the pig's tail was just a mass of air. . Pigtail stood up calmly, and glanced at the pork belly that was cleaning up the aftermath. Dad Zhu Dachang must still be selling meat on the street. He quietly leaned into Pig's head's ear and said, "Your dick is bigger than mine. Small! Just like a small broad bean, poor..." The fat on the face of the pig's head trembled a few times, and a violent light suddenly appeared in its eyes, staring at the pig's tail fiercely, like a mad dog, just about to jump up and bite, but the pig's tail was still smiling, Pointing to the back of the pork belly, and then sitting proudly opposite the pig's head, the dishes on the table are delicious! He was trying to say this today, to see if the pig’s head would react, because every time he went to the toilet, the pig’s head was weird, and he had to find a place with guardrails to urinate, so as not to be seen by others, he went down to the river to take a bath I insisted on wearing big trousers when I was in bed, and I would never change the wet trousers in front of others. The pig’s tail was the pig’s head that accidentally saw the poop. At that time, the eyes glanced at it casually, and the pig’s head was blocked in front with its hands, but Pigtail still saw the little guy hidden deep in the fat, and thought it was funny at the time, what's so shameful about this thing?Isn't it just for peeing?Unexpectedly, after saying such a thing today, the pig's head finally changed color and became angry! The pig's tail stretched out his ring finger, made a gesture of peeing and flicking the penis, and flicked the pig's head several times in a row, with a look of contempt on his face!The pig's head snorted and stared at the pig's tail, the corners of its mouth twitched, revealing its yellowish teeth, which looked like a wild beast.Pigtail shook his head and said: "Little Doudou...don't be fooling around! Eat quickly!" After finishing speaking, he hummed in a nasal voice that our motherland is a garden, and happily picked up vegetables, and the wind began to rage. Pig's head stared at the younger brother in front of him bitterly for two minutes, until Pork Belly sat down, and then withdrew his cannibalistic gaze. Pork Belly looked at the two brothers, and said to Pig's Head: "What's wrong?" Pigtail quickly smiled and said: "It's okay, mom, big brother has grown a little peas, he's scared so he's in a bad mood." The pig's head and face were swollen to the color of a pig's liver, wanting to get angry but afraid of his mother, Pork Belly was very surprised: "What little doudou? It can't be a sore, pig head, come and show mom." Just as the pig's head was about to distinguish, the pig's tail grabbed it and said: "Yes, brother, show mom quickly, there are peas growing in the nest of the leg, if it is a sheep sore, it will be serious. I heard that it will be operated on." .” The pig's head said in a muffled voice, "Mom, don't listen to his nonsense, there is no sore, the pig's tail coaxed you." Pigtail smiled and said: "Brother is really, it's embarrassing to be such an adult, Mom, let's eat, leave him alone!" Pork belly was worried after all, put down the bowl and said to the pig's head: "Take off your pants and let me see!" When Pighead heard this, his flushed face turned pale, and he jumped up and said, "No, no, there really isn't one, how dare I lie to you! Mom, I beg you, eat, it's really a pig's tail Talking nonsense..." Turning his head and cursing at the pig's tail: "You little dog... bastard, it's okay to eat your food, what nonsense? I don't grow any peas!" Pigtail said with a smile: "Brother, what are you afraid of? Mom wants to show her, hehe...Mom, do you think Big Brother looks like a girl, blushing." Pork Belly also smiled and said: "Why is such a big man so shy, forget it, eat quickly, I have to go back to your dad's house, the pig's head washes the dishes after eating, does the pig's tail have any homework?" Pigtail shook his head and said, "No... But, I'm going to Master Wu's house, and I'll go every day at noon from now on." Pork belly said: "What are you going to do?" Pigtail stuffed his mouth with rice, and said casually, "Go learn martial arts." Pork belly said: "Learning to dance? Learning to dance?" Pigtail suddenly realized that he had slipped his tongue, and hurriedly said, "I'm learning Chinese from Mr. Wu. He is an old scholar, much better than our Chinese teacher." Pig's head looked at his younger brother ambiguously, and Pork Belly said "Oh", "That's good, I'm just afraid that he won't be able to teach me anything because of his madness." Pigtail smiled and said: "Then I won't go, I'll go play with Luo Yong and the others." Pork Belly said anxiously: "No! I'm going to go after I've agreed, hum, if you can't read in the future, my old lady will peel your skin! Okay, let's eat!" After the meal, the pig's tail went out before the pork belly. He was really afraid that his mother would leave, and the pig's head would suddenly make trouble to clean up.Pig's head looked at the bouncing back, with a rare indifference in his eyes.