Chapter 3 Chapter 3 Squeak

"What else can they do, go to sleep!" Luo Yong giggled and said, "No...yes, no...yes, do your father and your mother have that 'squeaky'?" "What is squeak?" Pigtail narrowed his eyes and looked at the little girl: "You don't even know this, what a fool!" Without waiting for the girl to refute, he hurriedly said: "Just your father lying on top of your mother, and... move around go." The little girl asked confusedly: "Moving around... What are they moving around for? I haven't seen it before." Pigtail waved his hand impatiently: "What a stupid pig! Don't talk about it, go and listen to it tonight, and come play with us tomorrow, Luo Yong, you talk first!"

Luo Yong scratched Xiaoping's hair, with a simple and honest look on his face, as if he was desperately remembering something, and finally grinned: "Yesterday... last night, my mother went to bed first, and then... I, my dad also slept, Then...then the bed creaked...creaked...creaked, and...then...it was over." Pigtail's eyes lit up when he heard the beginning, and he seemed extremely excited, but the more he listened to it, the more disappointed he became, his little face could not wait to wring water: "Luo Yong... what do you mean? How can it be so fast!" Looking at the unhappy pigtail, Luo Yong was a little nervous, and stammered more and more: "You, you, you...you say... well, me, me, me..."

Pigtail saw that he was making an old mistake again, so he waved his hand angrily and interrupted Luo Yong's words, but the little guy was not reconciled, for fear that he would offend the little brother, his face turned purple, and the veins on his neck were bulging : "Pig pig pig... tail tail tail..." Luo Xue and the little girl laughed to and fro, completely ignoring Luo Yong who was in a hurry, rolled his pigtails and rolled his eyes, imitating Luo Yong's tone of speech: "Luo Luoluo...stutter! Stop talking! Luo Xue, you Come on!" Luo Xue stopped laughing, and began to describe the hazy picture in her mind, but deliberately added a woman's moans and calls, but her childish voice was slightly hoarse, like a little hen being pinched by the neck, the little girl listened In the end, even if I don't understand anything, I know that what they said is not a good thing!

The two little kids looked at Luo Xue excitedly, and hearing her strange voice, scenes of cock on the back and dogs copulating began to appear in their minds. Pigtail looked puzzled and said, "Have you ever seen a chicken lay an egg?" Luo Yong said excitedly: "I...I have seen it!" Pigtail said with a look of disdain: "Just you? Stop bragging." Luo Yong became anxious again, his face flushed suddenly, seeing the pig's tail, his small face squeezed twice in pain and said: "Don't worry, just tell me..." Hearing this, Luo Yong immediately relaxed, and said hastily: "The dick lays down and lays eggs... It's like 屙... 屙屙鸡鸡, that shit...." Every time he said When there are words that cannot be turned, add "that", this is what Zhuwei taught him, and it is really easy to use after using it, every time you can't turn it, just add "that", and then you can speak the last two words smoothly up.

Pig tail and flat mouth: "Why don't you say it's the same as chicken farting? Really... Chickens can lay eggs, can pigs lay pig eggs?" When the other three primary ones heard Zhudan, they giggled uncontrollably, especially Luo Xue, who laughed hoarsely, and Pigtail was also made to laugh out loud by his own humor. After Luo Yong finished laughing, he barely spoke normally: "Pig tail...that...do people have the same cunt as chickens? Or are they as cunts as dogs?" Pigtail stroked his chin and thought for a while. The three of them looked at him curiously. Pigtail said very seriously, "Just like a chicken! A man is on top of a woman, just like a rooster is on a hen's back."

Luo Yong continued to ask: "Then why... why... don't you look like a dog?" The pig's tail snorted, and pretended to be very knowledgeable: "You have never seen someone who curses people like a dog. How can a person be like a dog? Otherwise, why don't you call a chicken? You have to ask!" Luo Yong scratched his head in embarrassment, which has become his iconic gesture.The two little girls looked at the pig's tail strangely, probably thinking about being pressed down by a man like a rooster.Pigtail chuckled and said, "Why don't you two let us try?"

Luo Xue is very generous, she often does this kind of thing, she likes pig tails very much, every time she is glad that she doesn't have to play this kind of game with her brother Luo Yong.On the contrary, the little girl who just came was a little scared when she saw Luo Yong's appearance, she shook her head and said, "No, if my mother finds out, she will scold her." Pigtail urged: "Why are you so timid, no one will come here, we can just change, Luo Yong, you and Luo Xue go to the small road to watch, if someone comes, cough twice, listen Have you arrived yet?"

Luo Yong carried it out without hesitation, reaching out to pull his sister, Luo Xue shook off his hand angrily, pouted and said, "I'm not going!" But staring at the pig's tail, she walked over to touch her Pigtail said angrily, "I play with you every time, but this time you won't let him play first? What did the teacher say? Be polite, cheapskate!" Luo Yong hastily stepped forward to hold his younger sister's hand, and dragged her away forcibly, the little girl also stood up, Luo Xue glanced proudly at the pig's tail, the latter's face changed, Luo Xue was afraid, and hurriedly told the little girl Said: "Just play with the tail here, it's okay, I promise no one will see it!"

The girl shook her head desperately, and the pigtail asked coldly, "You haven't said your name yet?" Tail, don't act like this." Yang Yuyan still shook her head. She had been looking at her with her pigtail for a long time. This little girl had fair skin, as delicate as jade, with a delicate and cute nose, especially a pair of black eyes, which were shining brightly.Pigtail said impatiently: "Yang Yuyan, don't you like playing with us?" Yang Yuyan still shook her head. Seeing this scene, Luo Xue was afraid that Zhuwei would really get angry and ignore them, so she pulled Yang Yuyan and shook her hands anxiously, Zhuwei turned around and left, threatening coldly: "Luo Xue, don't take her with you next time." Come play with us, this kind of person is really boring!"

Yang Yu's smoldering pink mouth was flattened, hung in a curved line, and tears filled his eyes at once. Luo Yong looked anxiously, and said to Zhuwei: "Pig, pig... that tail...don't stop This... how it is!" Pigtail also pretended to scare them. Seeing that Yang Yuyan was about to cry, his heart softened, and he quickly smiled and said: "Okay, okay, we don't play this, everyone come to play tricks, I'm the father, you are the mother, Luo Xue will be the teacher and Luo Yong will be the son, everyone agree?" The other three hurriedly responded, so Zhuwei directed them to start using stones to make bowls, wild flowers and weeds to cook, soil to cook, bamboo leaves to decorate, tiles to make pots, and turn the stone mortar to play their respective roles. I made a mistake, and everyone continued to correct me. Time flew by in the laughter of children.

It wasn't until six o'clock in the afternoon that the four children were reluctant to part with each other, and they made an appointment to meet again at noon tomorrow.The pig tail slaps the dirt and dust on the body while walking, if you don't clean it up, you will definitely be scolded when you go back! *** Zhu Ziming's fat face was squeezed together, and he was sitting on the threshold at this moment, looking like an idiot in a daze, his eyes were full of youthful confusion, and the pork belly knife in the room fell on the cutting board There was a rhythmic sound, the pig liver ran out again, and the pig tail hummed a nursery rhyme and ran up to the elder brother. "Pig's head! What are you thinking?" The pig's tail patted Zhu Ziming's head carelessly, and Zhu Ziming gave him a clear look: "Does anyone talk to brother like that?" Pig tail made a grimace: "Brother Huan, I'm too lazy to die, and you don't even help mom cook, it's delicious and lazy!" Zhu Ziming turned his head slightly and scolded in a low voice: "Sycophant! Don't talk to me!" Pigtail also scolded in a low voice: "Ugly, fat pig!" Zhu Ziming's face turned red, and there was anger in his eyes, and he looked around the room with fear, this is my mother's heart, please bear with it. Pigtail thought bitterly, I just want to punish you.He said with a smile: "Pig head, have you been scolded? You deserve it! Hmph... I don't bother to talk to you!" Pork Belly finally heard the sound of the pig's tail, and hurriedly called out: "San'er, come on, help Mom wash the vegetables. After dinner, you have to go to Teacher Yang's house to make up lessons." Pigtail said reluctantly: "Mom, today is Saturday, how about going tomorrow?" "No! I just made an agreement with others today, how can I not go? San'er is obedient, and Mom will cook sliced ​​meat for you." The pig's tail obediently hummed twice, and started to wash the vegetables. The snoring sound of the pig's large intestine came from the room inside. Unexpectedly, today's pork was sold out ahead of schedule, so he glanced at it quietly, making small movements, and smiled. Said: "Don't be afraid of San'er, your father is a dead sleeper, so he won't wake you up." When it was time to eat, the pork belly went into the room and pinched the pig's large intestine around the waist: "The slacker still doesn't get up, go to sleep after eating!" Zhu Dachang got up with a grunt, sat on the front seat, yawned and said to Zhuwei: "Pour me a glass of wine!" Pork belly glanced sideways, and cursed: "Drink less yellow soup and you will die! Don't drink it!" The pig's intestines were in a hurry, and its frog eyes were wide open, making people worry that the eyeballs would fall off at any time, and cursed: "I'm so tired that I'm dying, did I provoke you by drinking?" Pork Belly scolded back: "You can't finish drinking once, do you want to fight? I will accompany you now!" Pig Dachang was discouraged like being pricked by a needle: "Just have a drink?" Only then did Pork Belly nod and said: "Just one glass! Three children pour wine!" Zhu Dachang said in a low voice: "You two, let's get together and punish Lao Tzu, peasants also have time to stand up! Hehe, right ma'am? Let's turn over tonight! " Pork Belly spit out "not serious" when he heard this, and smiled ambiguously on his face. Pigtail cleverly thought of the rooster stepping on the hen. Mom, it would be nice if I could take a look... Thinking of a large piece of meat stuffed in my mouth here, I chewed vigorously.