Chapter 8 chapter eight

Zhu Tuantuan came, exuding a faint scent of Bonicia perfume, his short hair had just been highlighted, and the one on the right had tobacco leaf yellow, like a rooster's wing. Zhu Tuantuan changed into his slippers and entered the living room with a large plastic bag. Isn't it here to give gifts, right?Wen Pu stood up, asked with a smile, and at the same time cut off the power of the TV. Zhu Tuantuan threw the plastic bag in his hand to the coffee table and said, hum, you are so beautiful, how can I curry favor with you? Where have you been, Tuantuan?Zhu Taotao came out of the bedroom.

Zhu Tuantuan narrowed his eyes, looked Zhu Taotao up and down and said, wow, sister, you just received my brother-in-law's public rations, right?Seeing that my sister didn't show a good face, I immediately stopped talking, and said loosely, where else can I go besides turning to the street? Zhu Taotao came over, patted her on the shoulder and asked, do you want to stop playing mahjong? Zhu Tuantuan said with a discouraged face, I don't know what's going on these days, my hands are smelly, it's so smelly, I play for half a day and lose for half a day, play for a whole day, lose for two and a half days, I don't want to play my sister anymore, it's boring.

Zhu Taotao said in a thin voice, everyone said that the casino was frustrated and the love scene made up for it. Zhu Tuantuan waved his hand and said, all the men are abandoned by the lady, now apart from the officialdom, shopping malls, casinos and slaughterhouses, there is no place for love, sister.No, no, sister, you have a problem with your values ​​and deviate from the mainstream channel. Zhu Taotao snorted and said, decadence, what about mainstream values? Do you know what mainstream values ​​are? Zhu Tuantuan said nonchalantly that there are no values ​​at all, and they are the mainstream values ​​in today's society.

Zhu Taotao said, she will fart! Wen Pu was worried that the two sisters would be confrontational if they continued talking, so he quickly interrupted, picked up the topic of mahjong and said, stop playing, let me see how long you can be honest with your hand? Zhu Tuantuan glared at Wen Pu, sniffed and said, um, the coffee smells good, this little day is full of French flair and British romance.Hey, brother-in-law, comrade, I’ve been here for half a year, why don’t you just get me a cup of coffee for your sister-in-law?Do you regard your sister-in-law and me as family members?Tell you brother-in-law, please don't, whenever I come to your house, I will be a VIP.

Zhu Taotao glanced at Wen Pu, who shrugged his shoulders with a grumpy expression. While Wen Pu went to get some coffee, Zhu Tuantuan sighed, pointed to the plastic bag he brought and said, sister, I just walked around the street and bought a suit of clothes for Tao Tao, and I will send them to you when you have time. Ever since the vice-principal's family became two families, the relationship between Zhu Tuantuan and the vice-principal has been so stagnant. The vice-principal does not allow Zhu Tuantuan to see their son Tao Tao. There is no way Zhu Tuantuan buys clothes and shoes for his son every time. Things like that have to be transferred by my sister's hand. There is still some room for dialogue between Zhu Taotao and the vice principal.

well!My sister looked helpless and said nothing. Zhu Tuantuan stuck out his tongue, lowered his eyebrows and said pleasantly, sister, don't worry, when I meet a suitable master, I will marry him. The younger sister's ridicule actually made the older sister sad and uncomfortable, and she said tearfully, "My sister is not hard on you, I just want you to meet a good man and live a good life with you."A woman, after tossing and tossing for a long time, her emotions will also age. At that time, no matter how good she meets, she may not be able to show a good relationship. The younger sister lowered her head, played with the corner of her clothes, and said nothing, like a big girl who admitted her mistake to an adult.

The elder sister bit her lip, she persuaded herself not to cry in her heart, if she shed tears, the younger sister would definitely feel sadder, maybe she would cry too. Wen Pu brought the coffee cup, feeling that the atmosphere was suddenly not quite right, so he looked at Zhu Taotao cautiously, and Zhu Taotao gave him a hinting look. Wen Pu understood, and said to Zhu Tuantuan, I said, sister-in-law, don't be upset. If you are upset, your sister will think that I recruited you and messed with you. Don't wrong me. Zhu Tuantuan suddenly raised his head, as if he had changed into a different person, and said with a playful smile, people say that my sister-in-law is half of my brother-in-law, you take my half and that, when did you become the other?

Wen Pu didn't expect that as soon as his sister-in-law changed his face, the foul language would come up. He was so fierce, and the seasoning words that he was about to say to enliven the atmosphere were suddenly useless, and he looked at Zhu Taotao awkwardly. Zhu Taotao smiled wryly and said, Damn, no one loves you, so just mess around with you, I'll see when you can make a good man out of it. Wen Pu brought the coffee pot from the electric stove and poured a cup for his sister-in-law. After drinking coffee and chatting, Zhu Tuantuan said with emotion that being a fucking official is all-powerful, and that the next husband will find Gou Ri to be an official!Brother-in-law, I solemnly assign you the job of pulling the rope.

Wen Pu asked, how many days can you last this feeling? Zhu Tuantuan said, listen to brother-in-law, please pay attention to me. From now on, in your office building, if you are an official at the ministerial level, if there is a dead wife or widow, please notify me immediately, and I will try it. luck. Wen Pu said with a sullen face, this matter is difficult, if one or two die, it may not be our turn, the leaders of middle-aged dead wives are all in high demand now, the eldest girl is buzzing on the ground. What does the big girl have?Zhu Tuantuan said nonchalantly, what else is there for a big girl besides being tender and tight?Your sister-in-law and I are the spokesperson of comprehensive strength. Don't we pay attention to all-round and multi-angle criss-crossing these days.

Zhu Taotao gave her younger sister a look, and interjected, "If you're messed up, you'll play tricks and have fun, and if you talk about something serious, you'll be out of shape when you come out."If you are an official, one day you will go crazy if you want to be an official. I will give you your brother-in-law. He is at the top level, which is enough for your bottom line. Wen Pu stuck out his tongue. Zhu Tuantuan squinted at Wen Pu, and said unhurriedly, "Sister flower, Shuangfeiyan, you have one shot and two eyes, the combination sound, brother-in-law, you are very capable, you are blessed, hurry up and let your nose bubble, let me My sister and I have a look.

Wen Pu glanced at Zhu Taotao, looking quite innocent. Zhu Taotao didn't say anything, but seemed to have picked up something cheap, and smiled at Wen Pu. Zhu Tuantuan stretched his arms above his head, straightened his waist, opened his mouth, yawned a few times, and said sweetly and sweetly, except for a careless and careless official wife like my sister, no one else Still rare to be an official?Brother-in-law, tell your heart, how many of you officials are transparent and good? Wen Pu said neither soft nor hard, hey, I said Tuantuan, you used to be the leader of the teaching group, you can't take the leader of the group as food, can you? You stop making fun of me!Zhu Tuantuan said, Oh, yes, I remembered something. A few days ago, I heard someone say that a shameless old bureau-level cadre had lost all his money, so he had evil thoughts and coaxed their little nanny, The son of a relative in their family had a fake marriage. When the plan was about the same, they called around and sent invitations. The enthusiasm for the arrangement was more exciting than the promotion of the 2008 Beijing Olympics. As a result, more than 140 tables were held, and the money collected, guess what? Guess how many?Poor little nanny, not only didn't get a gift money, but also made all kinds of excuses for the old bureau level, and kicked him out of the house.Later, the little nanny became pregnant, and the family brought the little nanny to settle the accounts. At first, the old bureau was not responsible for life and death. Affected, give birth to the child, and then do the DNA test, see if it is better to send the test results to the Ministry of Civil Affairs, or to the Ministry of Public Security. Wear and tear, prevaricate the dick thing.Sister, brother-in-law, it's not that I'm nosy, but this cock black-hearted official, philandering official, who can piss people off, I have the heart to sell some lust, put the old man to bed, and cut off his dick. Haolai is a bureau-level leader, or an old bureau-level, Wen Pu, tell me, is he really so heartless?Zhu Taotao asked with a look of uncertainty. Wen Pu responded, what Tuantuan said was nothing, and there were more annoying things than what she said.Last year, the little wife of a deputy director of our Jiangsu Bureau died of a Dora dog. Guess what?My little wife invited a professional company to organize weddings and weddings, grandly organized a funeral for Dora Gou, and collected 367,000 travel expenses for Dora Gou from all kinds of people. Zhu Tuantuan said in surprise, fire, I'll fuck him! Zhu Taotao looked at Wen Pu and asked, what happened next? Wen Pu took a sip of coffee and said, can there still be good fruit to eat?The deputy director went to the end, the stolen money was returned to the public, and the system notified it, it stinks. Zhu Taotao shook her head and said, isn't it just a dog, isn't it too much? Zhu Tuantuan took over the conversation and said, sister, you still can't tell, that Dora dog is the lover of the deputy director's wife, and it's not new to call it a dog lover abroad. You mean people and dogs... Zhu Taotao suddenly asked herself in a daze. Zhu Tuantuan smiled and said, how about women nowadays know how to play, they can play all kinds of tricks. Zhu Taotao glanced at Wen Pu, at this time Wen Pu's eyes were fixed on a Chinese painting on the opposite wall. When this topic came to this point, it was almost tasteless, and Zhu Tuantuan's body softened, as if his muscles and bones had suddenly aged.In the past, when she lost interest in something or someone, she always looked like this. Seeing that Wen Pu and her sister were quiet, Zhu Taotao wanted to talk about the topic of dog lovers again, so she muttered instructively, "Interesting, there are dog lovers in China too." Zhu Tuantuan said a few times, tilted his head, and said weakly, it's boring, don't talk about these bad topics, but tell me obediently, why don't you two keep having children? Regarding the question of children, Zhu Tuantuan had asked many times, Wen Pu and Zhu Taotao always said the same thing, that is, there is no time to have children, and they will think about it later when they have time.Zhu Tuantuan always felt that their argument was untenable. She suspected that Wen Pu had physical defects. Once she secretly asked Zhu Taotao, were the things her brother-in-law typed up every time they were scumbags?Zhu Taotao twisted on the inside of her thigh. Zhu Taotao saw her younger sister avoiding the topic of dog lovers, and instead brought up an old-fashioned topic, she was a hundred unhappy, and said angrily, "I have told you a hundred times to want children, are you annoying, Tuantuan?" ? Wen Pu didn't like to interrupt, so he pretended not to hear. Zhu Tuantuan didn't feel bothered, and said with a scholarly expression, sister, I told you that long-term use of contraceptives has few advantages and many disadvantages. It is easy to cause stenosis of the fallopian tubes, and it will be blocked in severe cases. When you want children in the future , is the trouble.Stopped, looked back at Wen Pu and said, brother-in-law, I said you can't make some sacrifices, use condoms?You men, why do you care so much about that film. Zhu Taotao chuckled and said, you've wronged him, your brother-in-law loves me, so he made a sacrifice a long time ago. Wen Pu was a little embarrassed, and smiled dryly. This topic excited Zhu Tuantuan, so he leaned over to Wen Pu and asked, "Brother-in-law, what brand do you use for that thing?"Let me tell you brother-in-law, Colossus is of good quality, branded goods, nanotechnology, high-tech products, men with taste and status are using this brand nowadays, Colossus can be said to be the hidden symbol of your man's identity and energy. Wen Pu felt that his body was on fire, and there were many problems with his sexual organs. Your brother-in-law doesn't use giant gods, but uses a strong posture, which is quite a powerful brand.Zhu Taotao said with an exaggerated expression. Zhu Tuantuan's eyebrows twitched, red lips pursed, he gave Wen Pu a flattering look, and said with a smile, "Qiangzi, I've seen it before." Zhu Taotao licked her lips, she glanced at Wen Pu out of the corner of her eyes, her expression was in a trance, something was wrong, she twisted her upper body twice, and said to Zhu Tuantuan with a displeased voice, "Is there anything else you haven't seen?" Even though Wen Pu didn't go to see Zhu Taotao, he still felt the afterglow of Zhu Taotao's flying, this afterglow was cold and picky, and his heart suddenly wandered, there was an indescribable feeling, and it was inconvenient to make irresponsible remarks After all, the connotation of the topic of condoms is difficult to grasp. Zhu Tuantuan, who was outspoken, realized something when he saw the family affection on his sister's face withdrawn. He skipped the topic of children and contraceptive pills and condoms, coughed, and asked casually who would invite her out to dinner tonight? When it came to eating, Zhu Taotao's complexion became better again, and Jiao Didi pointed at Wen Pu and said, "Which one are you talking about? The secretary of the head, Tuantuan, what do you want to eat?" Zhu Tuantuan said that she was eating because she wanted to avoid something, but if she really asked her what to eat, she lost her appetite and said lazily, a piece of baked sweet potato would be enough. Zhu Taotao turned around, pinched her sister's nose and said, roast sweet potato, roast your nose, it hurts so much that you can't get oily water, so I'll just give you corn-bread and pickles. Zhu Tuantuan fell back, and said in a hurt tone that he had no love anyway, and everything he ate was clear soup with little water in it! Zhu Tuantuan's phone rang before Zhu Tuantuan's voice landed. After answering the phone, he was immediately excited and said, "Wait for me, wait for me, and I'll be there right away."When the mobile phone was collected, the person had already left, and he turned around and said, ha, my sister-in-law won't play with you anymore, she went to find a man to discharge, you can play whatever you like, it's nothing to do with me.Ah, by the way, sister, don't forget to deliver something to Tao Tao, bye! After Zhu Tuantuan left for a while, Zhu Taotao asked Wen Pu with great enthusiasm, a woman like Tuantuan asked you to do it for nothing, would you do it to her? Husband and wife talk about gossip, act awkwardly, and sleep in separate beds for three or two days. This is commonplace. Wen Pu and Zhu Taotao often flirt with each other back to back, but every time the quarrel ends, there is always no substantive result. , It's still far away from the muscles and bones.In dealing with family conflicts, the two of them are not like some couples. They talk about the Yangtze River, the Yellow River, and Qinghai Lake because of the fart. Here, this kind of war in Iraq, Afghanistan, Haiti, and Congo (Kinshasa) has been going on for a long time, and it is easy to feel wronged, cold, numb, and powerless, until you don’t know what else is worth loving in the other party. Love, pain, kiss, think about it, why don't you say that husband and wife are the biggest enemies in this world from previous lives. But today Wen Pu felt that some of Zhu Taotao's words were inhumane and cold, which made him either feel a little bit of a jolt or fall into nothingness.He thought she was so moody, what was pressing in her heart?In her eyes, her sister is really a piece of shit?And he is also an unreliable dog who is suspected of fucking her sister at any time?Thinking of this, my body became cold, and I subconsciously looked at Zhu Taotao's face. There was no strange expression on Zhu Taotao's face, but the eyes were a little strange. Wen Pu didn't know how to answer her question. No matter how much he thought about it, he felt that the topic of being a sister-in-law was not a topic that could be joked about casually. At the same time, he also felt that Zhu Taotao's heart was gradually moving away from him, and it was not a big deal. Small doubts have become a layer of diaphragm that is neither thin nor thick. When the gentle and unhappy eyes fell on Zhu Taotao's face again, Zhu Taotao smiled tenderly, what's wrong with you husband?I was just asking casually just now, so don't take it to heart. At this moment, Wen Pu felt that she had been teased again, and felt extremely uncomfortable. Loving couples can't stand the blow, and the more blessed the woman, the weaker she is.Wen Pu thought of the words that the writer Yu Zhuo said in a TV interview, and couldn't help feeling lumps in his heart, as if a group of ants were crawling across.