Chapter 100 Writing and Processing of Official Documents in Liangshan

Brother Song has been down the mountain for more than half a month, and he has accumulated a lot of official documents, waiting for him to sign and draw circles, making him dizzy from exhaustion.In fact, there was no official document when we first went up the mountain. If there is anything to do, we all get together and hold a meeting.Later, there were more and more leaders, big and small, and there was no room for them to sit in the Hall of Loyalty, so a few people had to hold a meeting to discuss a general opinion, and then went down to say hello.Then things went wrong. Before the brothers went up the mountain, they were gangsters. They were tyrannical on weekdays. The master who lifted his pants and refused to admit his debts. He was full of loyalty. When he came out to show you, he turned his face away and refused to recognize anyone, and asked with a look of embarrassment: Did I say this?If he is in a hurry, he will kick you out like a football, arguing about trivial things every day.Brother Song saw that this was not a solution, so he asked for a signature in black and white to avoid defaulting on the debt.

Signing is a big problem. Fortunately, Brother Song is fluent in writing and ink.Wu Junshi had passed the imperial examination back then, and the character was easy to recognize.The other brothers are far behind. Before going up the mountain, most of them are big and rough, and they don't know a single word, let alone sign.But each brother has his own tricks.When Chao Tianwang was not dead, his signature was very simple, just draw a double line "-", and everyone knew that it represented him. Brother Song and Wu Junshi wrote their names themselves, and Gongsun Sheng drew two lines "=", brothers also know that It means he agrees.The brothers behind are all kinds, Shi Qian painted monkeys, Liu Tang painted sows...

Brother Song thought it was too indecent and was a little annoyed.Later, Zhu Gui gave an idea and drew a circle.Write everyone's name under the official document in advance, and just circle your own name when the time comes.Good idea. But there were also a lot of jokes. Many brothers drew blindly with their eyes closed, and often got awkward about drawing circles.Once Lu Zhishen only recognized the number of words, and accidentally drew Gongsun Sheng. Gongsun Sheng was so angry that he put a big cross on Lu Zhishen. reasoning.One of them is an eminent Buddhist monk and the other is an elder of Taoism. They refused to give in to each other, and they did not discuss Buddhism.

Later, in order to avoid further mistakes, Brother Song stipulated that the order of everyone in the official documents should be fixed, and brothers who could not read could count on their fingers and remember which place they were in.This method is good, and there are very few mistakes. As a result, when Lehe was writing an official document, he had a sudden inspiration and added two words in front of everyone's names: respectfully presented, which hurt all the brothers. They all went wrong in a flash. Found one more person... In fact, writing in black and white is not good, as official documents are passed around very slowly, and it is easy to make mistakes.Last time, when dealing with Wang Xiaohu's rape of a civilian girl, by the time all the leaders finished drawing circles, the children had already been born.

Another time, there was a severe drought in Dongguan County, the seedlings dried up, and the soil was cracked to form a canal. The leaders discussed digging the embankment and diverting water from the Yellow River for irrigation.After all the leaders signed the signatures, March passed. At that time, the weather changed drastically, the storm was violent, and the ocean was covered.