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Chapter 80 Chapter 14 Being an official is actually a game of football

Li Kui's Diary 2: Loyalty Hall 仓土 1071Words 2018-03-20
That year in Jiangzhou, I was still working as a prison guard, welcoming the new and sending the old away every day, and looked down on life and death. The sky prison was like a gate of hell, people came in every day, and people died every day, and most of them I couldn’t even remember their names. There are only two prisoners, I am particularly impressed.One was dispatched from Kaifeng Mansion. His surname was Gao, but there was no name taboo. Because he was the second child, everyone called him the sophomore, and because he played a good kick, everyone called him Gao Qiu.The other was sent from Muzhou, surnamed Fang, surnamed La, able to read and write, everyone called him Fang Xiucai, and because he was the thirteenth, they also called him Fang Thirteen.

Gao Qiu was born with beautiful features, and the food in the capital was good, so he ate white and plump, like a little boy.Fang Shisan was far away. When he came, he was skinny and skinny, with a huge head on his thin body, and the wind swayed back and forth. I don't know how he floated all the way here. Gao Lian was dispatched to Jiangzhou because he was helping everywhere.Ordinarily, helping people is not against the law, one is willing to beat the other willing to suffer.But there is also a target, this guy has no eyebrows, he accidentally helped the wrong person, annoyed the pig iron king, colluded with the government, and framed him.

Fang Shisan took the lead in refusing to pay taxes because of his stubbornness and bullish temper, because he was dissatisfied with the government. Sentenced to exile. The two came on the same day, and I lost money in a bet that day, and I was full of anger, trying to swindle some money into a tooth sacrifice.The two searched the whole body, but found nothing.Without further ado, I rewarded one hundred killing sticks each.Gao Qiu cried for his father and mother, begged for mercy repeatedly, my heart softened, and I spared 30 sticks; Fang Shisan gritted his teeth and endured it without saying a word, he is a man, and another 30 sticks will be rewarded!

Gao Qiu is very strange, he can't read and write, his loyalty and shame are in vain, but he is proficient in eating, drinking, whoring, gambling, playing, playing and singing, and he is surprisingly thick-skinned.Among the people I know, only Big Brother Song can compete with him, and that would have to be Big Brother Song's extraordinary performance and his abnormal performance.If you slap him twice, he doesn't get annoyed at all, he follows me every day, being careful, like a little follower.When I'm in a bad mood, I let him learn how to crawl like a dog, and let him scold himself for fun.

Fang Shisan was far behind, unpopular, with a bitter face every day, as if everyone owed him money and didn't pay it back.I don't like his bird face, this guy can't recognize the form clearly, and he still refuses to bow his head in the prison.When I was unhappy, I slapped him twice to relieve my anger, and when I was happy, I slapped him twice to add to the fun, and arranged for him to dig out the excrement every day.My principle is that if people are not pleasing to the eye, it is not that I am not educated enough, but that your face is crooked! Once, I asked them, do they hate me very much?

Gao Qiu said seriously, no hate. I was very surprised and asked him why. Gao Qiu said, because the law of the court is like this, the society is so cruel, some people are born to be beaten, and some people are born to beat people, and what we can do is to adapt to this society and strive to become the ones who beat people. species of people. When I heard it, it made sense, and I was overjoyed, saying that you don't have to fight for it, because you will be beaten for your virtue in this life, so try to have a good pregnancy in the next life!But you know how to flatter, so you don't have to work this month.

I was in a good mood and asked Fang Shisan again. Fang Shisan said viciously with a bird face, hate!Not only do I hate you, but I also hate the entire imperial court. If you don’t kill me, I will go out in the future, and I will kill you and other corrupt officials. I was stunned for a while, then laughed and said, good!I admire people like you the most. You are honest, responsible, and a man!Come on, pull out and hit a hundred sticks!
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