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Chapter 45 Chapter Nine I'm Not Afraid You're Incapable, I'm Afraid You Are Not Specialized

Li Kui's Diary 2: Loyalty Hall 仓土 799Words 2018-03-20
Mrs. Kong has two sons, one is Kong Ming, who is the first disciple of Brother Song, and the other is Kong Liang, who is the closed disciple of Brother Song. They both worship Brother Song as their teacher and learn martial arts.The two of them were born stupid, and they learned the trick for two full years.Of course, Brother Song also ate and drank for free in Kongjiazhuang for two years. Brother Song said to everyone he met that he knew a little about eighteen martial arts. Everyone thought he was self-effacing, but in fact he was not self-effacing, but boasting.His martial arts skills are really mediocre, otherwise he wouldn't have fought an eighteen-year-old girl for a hundred rounds without a clear winner, and finally had to use a knife to settle it.From this point of view, the Kong family brothers' kung fu is not much higher.

Not only did the brothers of the Kong family not have a clear understanding of Brother Song, but they also didn't have a clear understanding of themselves.He thinks he is a rare martial arts genius, and after going to Liangshan, he looks for people to compete in martial arts.Everyone knew that they were Brother Song's apprentices, so they deliberately lost to him. After all, beating a dog depends on the owner.Usually they follow three moves and two moves, and when the two of them used the tricks taught by Brother Song himself: the golden rooster's independence and the crane's wings, they were defeated one after another.

These two tricks seem to be commonplace, but they are extremely powerful.Once, Shi Qian vomited blood from a volley; another time, he slapped Yu Bao four times and made eighteen somersaults in a row; another time, he punched Du Qian until he lay on the bed for three full months. The two were victorious in all battles, and they became more and more frightened. They usually walked sideways in the cottage, even more sideways than crabs.Some time ago, the two of them went to Dongping Mansion on a business trip, went to the restaurant to eat Bawang meal, and then slipped away after eating.The proprietress is a middle-aged shrew, she chased her out and stopped her from leaving.That is not the border of Liangshan, it is under the jurisdiction of the imperial court, they dare not use Brother Song's name to bluff others, so they had to do it themselves.The two of them, one on the left and the other on the right, tried their best, but they couldn't take advantage of the shrew. Their clothes were all torn, and their faces were scratched...

Shi Qian was passing by there, and he always saw that the two of them were not pleasing to the eye, so he stood on the side of the road and watched the jokes.The two had nothing to do, and finally resorted to their unique moves. Kong Ming used the golden rooster to stand alone, and Kong Liang used the crane to spread its wings.Although the shrew had the upper hand just now, she couldn't do anything about it for a moment. The two elders were worrying, and suddenly found that the two of them had a golden rooster standing on their own, exposing the lower body, and a crane spreading its wings, exposing the upper body. At the right opportunity, he grabbed Kong Ming's crotch and hair, and pushed the two to the ground, beating them repeatedly to beg for forgiveness.

Seeing that it was almost done, Shi Qian went up and kicked the shrew to the ground, and left without saying a word.The two stood in a daze for a while, suddenly realized, they were so ashamed, and they didn't dare to be ashamed after returning to the mountain.
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