Chapter 40 anecdote

Later, when he went to Liangshan, Wu Song's habit of leaving his name remained unchanged. He delayed his escape several times and was almost caught. An Daoquan gave him an idea to write cursive script, which was done in one stroke, simple and neat.In addition to seeing a doctor, An Daoquan studies calligraphy, especially cursive script. He usually prescribes medicine for people, and the calligraphy is unconstrained and unconstrained. Wu Song was overjoyed and thought it was a good idea. He took An Daoquan as his teacher, learned cursive script for a few days, and achieved some success.Going down the mountain to do a big case, exterminating Zhang Tuanlian's family, then scribbling on the wall, and ran back to the village, very proud, thinking that this time he would become famous all over the world again.

Wu Song made two mistakes, not only overestimating the state capital's level of solving crimes, but also overestimating An Daoquan's calligraphy level. The yamen servants studied the cursive script for a long time, but couldn't figure it out. Finally, they invited a well-known calligraphy expert from the Song Dynasty to study for a long time, and finally concluded that it was written in the Western Regions. In the entire Jeju Prefecture, there were only two people from the Western Regions. One and the other were beaten into a move, and they were also pushed to the execution ground, with a slash of a knife.

In fact, writing cursive script is right, it does save time, but Wu Song shouldn't learn from An Daoquan, this old boy's cursive script can't be understood by anyone except his pharmacy assistant.Once, Shi Qian had diarrhea and went to prescribe a prescription with seven herbs in total. Shi Qian thought his medicine was expensive, so he went to Jeju Prefecture to get the medicine. Wu Song was so angry that he stopped writing and refused to study. The military adviser gave an idea, saying that in the future, write "Killer" first, and then write "Wu Song" in two blank spaces. Time permits, and then fill in the word "fighting tiger". , Run for your life.

When Wu Song heard it, he thought it was a good idea, so he did it.Some time ago, the Jeju government was very strict, and I didn’t have time to write the whole thing several times. As a result, I don’t know which unscrupulous ghost filled it out randomly, but turned around and became: the murderer, the idiot Wu Songye, and one is even more unscrupulous, just fill in the word "beating the dog"; Another time, directly filling in "eunuch" made Wu Song so angry that he couldn't eat for several days. What's even more exasperating is that hooligans with a radius of hundreds of miles began to follow suit and left names after committing crimes.Of course, they are all in Liu Wusong's name, the government doesn't distinguish between black and white, Quan An is in his name, there are only a thick pile of files, the government issued an order to kill, and after being caught, he will be executed on the spot without questioning Qingbai.

Later, an unlucky ghost hit the muzzle of a gun and went to Cuihonglou for a spring breeze, leaving a large line on the wall: Wu Song came here for a visit! As soon as this kid came out of the Cuihong Building, he was shot through the heart by random arrows and turned into a hedgehog.This incident caused a sensation in the imperial court, and the emperor issued a decree to reward them. Officials at all levels, those who were promoted were promoted, and those who received rewards were all happy. Wu Song was very depressed. He always had a high opinion of himself and never went to the place of fireworks. Now his visit to the kiln is known all over the world. After thinking about it, he decided to seek his innocence. ", as a result, the yamen servants beat him with sticks and scolded him for being crazy.

well!He is very at ease now, brothers are sneaking down the mountain, put on several layers of makeup, turn around and run when they meet the government officials, and when they hear the gong beating suddenly, they are all frightened.No, he swaggered everywhere, and when he was interrogated by the government, he introduced himself loudly: I am Kou Wusong, a Liangshan bandit.Every time people say, don't be joking, wave your big hand and let him pass.