Chapter 36 Sun Erniang's past

Today, let’s talk about Sun Erniang. She was famous in Shizipo back then.It's not your fault that you are ugly, do your best, stay at home, don't go outside the door, and the matchmaker can say something stupid for you when the time comes.She just doesn't have self-knowledge, she puts on heavy makeup every day, puts a wild flower on her head, and shows off in the market, scaring people during the day and ghosts at night, making the chickens fly.The last time I went out for a stroll at night, I suddenly scared the Taoist priest who specializes in ghost hunting into a stroke. The old and young people in the village teased her and gave her a nickname, a flower on the cross slope.Later, I don't know which wicked ghost added another sentence, looking like Jiangbei's number one tofu dregs. "Tofu dregs" refers to Mrs. Gu.

If Mrs. Gu was a joke accidentally played by the Buddha, then Erniang Sun was a joke deliberately told by the Buddha. Sun Erniang grew up and stayed in her boudoir all the time, no one cared about her.Father Sun was in a hurry and let out the word that whoever wants to marry her daughter, he not only doesn't want a penny, but also gives Wanguan's family property as a dowry.Still no one cares. Unwilling to be reconciled, Sun Erniang took the initiative to attack, ruthlessly used human power to save the destiny, went for a walk in the place where the robbers were free, and did not go home in the middle of the night, but she had never been defiled.One night, when the moon was dark and the wind was high, a bandit waited for a long time without seeing anyone. He was walking back angrily, when he suddenly saw Sun Erniang, who was sitting behind her back with a red scarf covering her head.The robber was overjoyed, covered his head with a sack from his back, and ran up the mountain with the sack on his back. Halfway up the mountain, he was so tired that he stopped to catch his breath.Sun Erniang got impatient waiting in the sack, tore off the sack, picked up the robber and ran to the cottage.

The robber took the ever-burning lamp and flickered it, and immediately froze.Sun Erniang pretended to be shy, squeezed her throat and said, "Peace the world, how can you make fun of your beloved?" The robber hurriedly said, don't be afraid, lady, it's just a misunderstanding!Immediately take you down the mountain! Sun Erniang saw that it was not good to be soft, so she turned her face hard, and she just came to be tough, sat down on the chair and said, since you have snatched me, you have to be responsible for me, and you have to ask me to be the wife of the village . The robber knelt down and kowtowed like garlic, saying, we are also forced by life, and we have no choice but to become bandits, but we have always upheld loyalty and never harmed our loved ones.

Sun Erniang didn't answer what she said, even if she was beaten to death, she insisted on being Mrs. Yazhai.The robbers had no choice but to fight and couldn't beat them, and couldn't chase them away. The village owner gritted his teeth and stomped his feet. Damn it, he didn't want the village anymore, and led the crowd to cry and throw them elsewhere. Sun Erniang had no choice but to continue walking down the mountain. Whenever she met someone who robbed her, she always pretended to be shy: Is the king robbing money or robbing sex?If people talk about robbing sex, everything is fine, but if they say it is robbing money, she will immediately turn her face: Fuck you, fuck you, rely on you, delay my mother's business!

Sun Erniang wandered around for half a year, and the robbers on the nearby mountains were either scared by her and went to other places, or they were so disgusted by her that they saw through the world and became monks. The law and order within a hundred miles was obviously much better.For this reason, Su Yuanjing, the prefect, was rewarded by the emperor's decree, promoted to a higher level, and transferred to the Privy Council. Sun Erniang was disheartened, willing to degenerate, and ran to Cuihonglou, about to be degraded, the old bustard glanced at her and said, girl, please go back, your appearance is shocking, weeping ghosts and gods, only suitable for a good woman.

Just when Erniang Sun was heartbroken and was about to escape into Buddhism, Father Sun finally told her about his next marriage.The man was Zhang Qing, who came from a foreign country. Father Sun said that her daughter's appearance was nothing to say, and everyone in a radius of tens of miles knew everyone. In order to prove that what he said was true, Father Sun stopped passers-by in the street to ask, Have you ever heard of Sun Erniang? Passers-by all nodded their heads like knocking garlic: thunderous, who doesn't know a flower on the cross slope! Father Sun said that he would not take any money, and would also accompany him as a dowry.Zhang Qing was overjoyed, he didn't expect a big pie to fall from the sky, so he readily agreed, fearing that people would go back on his word, he swore an arrow with Father Sun.In the bridal chamber, she uncovered the red hijab, was shocked, and would rather die than follow through, and broke out through the window, intending to escape the marriage.He was carried back by Sun Erniang, tied to the bed, and slapped more than a hundred times.The next morning I cried so badly, but I had to admit it when I cooked the raw rice.

Why!It seems that how to speak is also a science!