Chapter 21 The Golden Statue of Brother Song

Brother Song became the head of the village, and he was very busy up and down the mountain. Xiaoxiangguo Temple and Cuihonglou, which couldn't even pull eight poles, were unwilling to be lonely.The Xiaoxiangguo Temple hangs a banner: I sincerely wish the pilgrims of our temple, Song Gongming, the martyr, to be crowned the top spot in Liangshan Bo.Not to be outdone, Cuihonglou pulled out the ribbon in the air: Warm congratulations to Song Gongming, an old customer of our hospital, for being promoted to the owner of Liangshan Park. During the meeting at noon, Zen Master Zhishan leaned on a Zen staff, dragged his old arms and legs, and ran up the mountain panting, saying that he would sculpt a golden body for Brother Song next to the Tathagata Buddha in the Daxiong Hall.

All the brothers kept silent, don't look at the people running the train with their mouths full of mouths, flattering their asses loudly, it's fooling the leaders, it's all a human problem.Now the situation has changed, this flatterer probably accidentally slapped the Three Realms and slapped it on the face of the Buddha, everyone was a little timid, after all, there is a god in the air, so we have to restrain ourselves. Everyone felt that this flattery was a bit too much, but Brother Song didn't say anything, so no one dared to object. You must know that Zhiqing was not alone. When he spit on him, half of it fell on the Buddha's face, and the other half fell on Brother Song's face Come on, both of them must not offend!

Everyone seemed to be out of their bodies, Lin Chong stared at the roof in a daze, Wu Yong squinted his eyes in a daze, Yang Zhi concentrated on teasing the tea in the teacup... In the midst of the silence, Shi Qian stood up and said emphatically, this discussion is inappropriate! As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked, this is too straightforward!All the brothers admired Shi Qian so much.Shi Qian usually has a mischievous face, is not quick to do things, and loves petty theft, he is not welcomed by his brothers, no one treats him as a dish, unexpectedly he is still a tough guy, he dares to speak at critical moments.

All the brothers looked at Shi Qian with admiration. Shi Qian was not in a hurry, with a serious face, he picked up the teacup, sipped the tea, coughed, and said slowly: "Brother Song is the Tathagata Buddha who came down to earth. You are beside the Buddha. Wouldn't it be superfluous to set up a golden body?Wouldn't it be enough to just replace the statue of Buddha with that of Brother Song? This flattery was loud and ruthless, it was unprecedented, it made Chan Master Zhishan dizzy, sitting there at a loss. Brother Song smiled and said nothing, Wang Xiaohu saw the situation, and immediately understood that the flattery was on point, so he went to flatter the rest of the horse, and proposed to replace the four characters "Amitabha" on the outer wall of the temple with "replacement". Heaven walks the way".

Liu Tang saw that the two of them were flattering, so he had no choice but to flatter the horse's legs, and proposed to change the mantra "Buddha said" to "Brother Song said"... Luckily Brother Song didn’t get dizzy from being photographed, and felt that it was too much, so he quickly waved his hand and said nothing else, I’m just a mortal, how dare I compare myself with Buddha, just build a golden body next to Buddha, let me watch by Buddha day and night , It also makes it appear that I am dedicated to the Buddha and have good thoughts in my heart. Everyone immediately praised Brother Song for his kind heart, and the Buddha will definitely bless him.

Zhishan begged 8,000 taels of gold from Liangshan, used 3,000 taels to do things up and down, put the 2,000 taels into his pocket, and then gave it to Daoist Yichen for 3,000 taels, and Daoist Yichen left 1,000 taels for himself. , Then two thousand taels of bags were given to Wang Ermazi, and Wang Ermazi was bagged to Li's big head. Finally, the golden statue was made. It is said that it was made of clay, but it was coated with a layer of gold powder on the outside.