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Chapter 19 The Rename of Liangshan Land Boundary (Part 1)

Li Kui's Diary 2: Loyalty Hall 仓土 855Words 2018-03-20
There are so many cadres on Liangshan, but there are only a few roads, and only department-level cadres are almost enough.But the hard work pays off, and there is always a way to flatter. In a few days, the area is hundreds of miles away, and all the names that can be changed have been changed. Changed, called Wu Yongtang.Wu Yong, useless, but also appropriate. Although the name has been changed, there are not many people calling it, especially the common people at the foot of the mountain.The brothers are all very aggrieved, it feels very uncomfortable.Wang Xiaohu said that it feels like giving an impassioned speech at a conference but no one applauds; Mrs. Gu said it feels like she looks like a fairy but no one appreciates it; I don’t know what it feels like, I feel like I want to relieve myself But he couldn't find a hut; Wu Yong said it was like "walking in brocade clothes at night", but cultural people speak differently.

Wu Yong analyzed that it may be because there are too many names, and ordinary people can't remember them for a while. He came up with a trick, drew a map, marked the new name, and asked everyone to have a copy. Of course it is not free, and a copy is two taels of silver!It is also stipulated that everyone will memorize it for three days, and must use a new name in the future. Anyone who breaks the precept will be asked to be executed in the street. The brothers also think this is a good idea, people are just like that, if you give them some sunshine, they will shine, and if you give them a basket, they will lay eggs.If you are soft, he will push his nose on his face. If you are tough, chop him up a few times in the street, and he will immediately look like a grandson. His tail can be caught in the back of a cow. If you say go east, he will not dare to go West, this has been the case in all dynasties.

Three days later, Wu Yong took me on a private tour with a micro-service to see how it worked.He pretended to be a scholar who went to Beijing to catch the exam. Every time he went down the mountain, he always dressed up, wearing plain clothes and robes, and waving a bird feather fan.I pretended to be his book boy, carrying a book basket with two hatchets in it. First bump into an old man, Wu Yong stepped forward and asked how to get to the capital. The old man said to go east along the main road, turn right at the third intersection, go to the river and cross the bridge and turn left... cut...

Touched another butcher, still the same, cut it again. Asking all the way, cutting all the way, in the evening, I bumped into a candied haws seller, and said, go straight along Songshi Road, turn right at Wuyong Road, turn left at Husanniang Bridge, go to Wusong Mountain, and then turn right... I asked a few more people, and they all answered in the same way. Wu Yong was very satisfied, and said to me triumphantly, Tieniu, these people have to be punished to death, otherwise no one will ignore you! I hurriedly said that military advisers are well versed in military strategy, Wenzhi and martial arts, and I am far behind.

Wu Yong laughed loudly, waved his big hand and said, go back to the mountain. After taking two steps, we were stunned. We got lost. The two of us wandered around for a long time but couldn't find the original way.A passer-by said: Go straight along Lu Zhishen Road, turn right at Wusong Road, turn over Sun Erniang Mountain, and reach the head of Zhangshun Bridge... Wu Yong came back with a dark face, he didn't know which road was which at all, he stared at me, I spread my hands, I didn't know either.
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