Chapter 9 Chao Tianwang's funeral

Brother Song said that the cemetery should be chosen halfway up the mountain, facing south, it is very spacious, the coffin is made of high-quality nanmu, and the tombstone is made of top-quality white marble, which is magnificent.Brother Song said that only in this way can King Chao Tian rest in peace. I thought to myself, if you just dig a hole and bury him upside down, he won't crawl out to trouble you again. Brother Song was afraid that people would not cry during the funeral, which would ruin Liangshan's reputation of loyalty and cause people to gossip, so he specially called for Mrs. Gu, Sanniang Hu and Erniang Sun.The three of them refused at first, saying that they had never dealt with Chao Tianwang, that they had no relationship, and couldn't cry.Brother Song did the work again and again, but the three of them still refused. Brother Song didn't know what to do. He said that you would treat me as dead, and why did you cry then?

At that time, I thought viciously in my heart that the higher a person climbs, the more stupid his head is. Brother Song is also confused. He should say that his father is dead, so that people will cry. He is really going to die. Definitely go, he's a good guy who doesn't spit at you. I'm not like Brother Song, tears come and go as soon as they are called, and I only cry when I am sad, and I ask for a job to maintain order, so as not to cry and make jokes.Lu Zhishen is in charge of carrying the coffin, so he can do this shitty thing, Cao Zheng is throwing paper money, Yu Baosi is carrying the soul-calling banner...

Hundreds of brothers, all white and filial, knelt in front of the tomb in unison.Sister-in-law Gu tried her best to cover her face and cry, her voice was hoarse from crying; Erniang Sun fell to the ground and cried loudly, covering her face with one hand and slapping the ground with the other, her hands were swollen; Sanniang Hu cried in style, crying He came up with a new idea, disheveled his hair, and cried loudly. Unexpectedly, he cried too much, and got close to the cliff, and accidentally rolled down... Brother Song cried the most touchingly, weeping around the monument, crying heart-wrenchingly, with his neck stuck in emotion, his face up to the sky, his arms raised high, and he shouted loudly: "The sky has no eyes, how can you harm my brother... At this time, Cao Zheng happened to be standing at the upper air outlet and sprinkled paper money, and a piece of paper money flew straight towards Brother Song. Brother Song was shouting vigorously, and accidentally got stuck in his throat by the paper money. He immediately stopped crying and coughed violently.Zhang Shun hurriedly handed over the shochu that was Xiaojing Chao Tianwang, Brother Song took two sips before recovering...