Chapter 48 five eggs

Feng Jiachang is done. After a long period of planning and planning, as well as exhaustive and unremitting efforts, the Feng family finally completed the great migration from the countryside to the city!The four eggs of the Feng family and their descendants now have authentic urban (big city) household registrations, as well as very "crown" and decent city names. The grandiose progression of carnivores (whose children have been fed milk since childhood) has become real, down-to-earth urbanites. The "dangers" of the Feng family (except for the fourth child) are all very "competent" when they say it.In the planning of the boss Feng Jiachang, they first went from the countryside to the army one by one, and then took the opportunity to transfer from the army to the local area one by one (the hard work and wisdom spent in this process cannot be explained in a few sentences)... And has successively occupied a certain amount of survival resources that can be echoed from a distance: the boss Feng Jiachang is now a deputy department-level cadre, in charge of a fairly powerful department; Treatment, it is said that he will soon be the Deputy Office; the third Feng Jiayun is still a military attache abroad, and has the rank of colonel; the fifth Feng Jiafu is now the chairman of a private company in Shanghai, with assets of hundreds of millions.The Feng family now has people in the government, people in business, and people going abroad... It's already going to be windy, rainy and rainy!

Such brilliance, such success, shouldn't we drink a little wine? So, on the day of Feng Jiachang's forty-fifth birthday, the brothers of the Feng family came to meet by plane from all directions, and gathered in the provincial capital where the boss was.On this day, the boss had already booked a room and ordered meals in a five-star hotel in the provincial capital.When a person reaches this stage, it doesn't matter what to eat anymore.In the evening, in that extremely luxurious private room, the boss Feng Jiachang, who has always been low-key, unexpectedly announced: "Today, you can drink, and you can only rest when you get drunk!"

The brothers are naturally grateful for Brother, if it weren't for Brother, they wouldn't be where they are today... So they came up to toast him in turn.Brother also drank very happily today, drink a toast, don't push or give way.The second child said: "Brother, that year, you went to see me in the artillery regiment, and I was washing people's underpants! If you hadn't handed the message to the company commander, I would have died...Brother, have a drink!" Without speaking, he picked it up and drank it.The third child said: "Brother, when I was taking the military academy entrance examination, you stood outside the examination room for a whole day. When you came out, you gave me a small bag of raisins, and you were sweating from the raisins...Brother Ah, I did it!" My brother did it again.The fifth child said: "Brother, during the years when I was in the army, guess how many times you called me? A total of forty-seven times! I remember well, right? You brought me to Shanghai, where I It's the right time... touch, touch, touch!" These words warmed the boss's heart, and the wine was poured quickly.

However, the five bottles of Moutai on the side table only drank three and a half bottles, and the brothers were a little overwhelmed... For some reason, the boss with the best drinker was the first to get drunk.The drunk boss stood up staggeringly, took a few steps outside, and suddenly turned back. None of the brothers knew what he was going to do, so they asked him, "Brother, are you okay?" Smiling slightly, with twinkling eyes, he said: "It's all right." Then, he suddenly said loudly: "Do you want to hear a dog bark? Me, let me learn how to bark a few times for you?" Hearing what he said, The brothers were startled.I saw him turn his face away, then turned his face back suddenly, his face was already a very vivid "dog face", and the "dog" said: "I will learn how to bark like a male dog, woof! woof! woof woof! !Then the bitch barked, whoo-whoo, whoa-whoo, whoo-whoo-whoo! Then the puppy barked, baby, baby! baby, baby! baby baby baby-bow Son!..." I just learned how to bark, and before my brothers were stunned, I saw him walking forward, delivering toothpicks to them!

He actually held the small toothpick in both hands, first carefully brought it to the second child, and said respectfully: "Chief, pick your teeth." The second child was dumbfounded, and the second child hurriedly stood up and said : "Brother, what are you doing?" He smiled slightly and said, "Pick your teeth, you pick your teeth." The second child didn't dare not pick it up, so the second child took it over and said, "Brother, sit down." "But my brother didn't sit down, and my brother walked up to the third child with the toothpick dangling in his hand, bowed down, and whispered: "Chief, pick your teeth." In this way, the third child also stood up in fright. , the third child said: "Brother, I will do it by myself, I will do it myself." When he came to the fifth child, he still smiled and held the small toothpick and sent it up... The fifth child had drunk more than 80% of his drink, and he was talking. At that time, the tongue naturally became bigger, and the fifth child shouted: "Brother, are you drunk?!" Just like that, he was called back. He was stunned for a while, patted his head suddenly, and murmured Say, "Oh, forgot, forgot...get used to it."

At this time, the brothers hurriedly helped him back to the seat, seeing his hair, he was only forty-five years old, and it was already graying, so they persuaded him: "Brother, you should drink less, your health is more important." At this time, my brother suddenly cried. He lay down on the table and said with tears streaming down his face: "How many years, how many years, I haven't seen the moon in my hometown!..." Hearing what he said, wow, wow, there was a lot of crying on and off the table!A few eggs, a few brothers, coincidentally, engraved in my heart, in every possible way, heart-wrenching, heart-wrenching, all think of "sister-in-law", their "sister-in-law"!So many past events came to my mind... The brothers hugged their heads and cried together.

When they cried like this, the eldest brother was stunned.The boss stared at them blankly, as if he wanted to hear what they had to say, but no one dared to say anything, and besides, he didn't know what to say...Only the fifth dared to speak, and the fifth was almost drunk, so he clapped table, and said: "Brother, let's go back, go back and watch the moon!" Hearing what Lao Wu said, the brothers had tears in their eyes, and they all used their eyes to "evil" Lao Wu. This is a flaw in my heart... In the past, such words could not be mentioned.As long as "go back" is mentioned, my brother's face will turn dark.

Unexpectedly, this time, my brother murmured: "Ah... the moon in my hometown. I think about it, I want to go back and see...the moon on that haystack." The second child tentatively said, "Brother, isn't that... easy?" Lao Wu blurted out, "Let's go, let's go, let's go now!" The third child looked at his watch and said hesitantly, "It's getting late, isn't it...?" The fifth child said: "Let's go to see the fourth child, just to see the moon." At this time, everyone looked at my brother, and my brother didn't object, and my brother didn't object... So, a group of four people drove two cars and went back to their hometown.

The provincial capital is more than 200 kilometers away from my hometown, which is more than two hours away. In the middle of the night, when I heard the sound of water... my brother suddenly said: "Stop!" The car stopped, and my brother said, "Is it Yinghe River?" The second child said, "Yes." Brother murmured: "It's only three miles away..." With that said, Brother took out a cigarette, smoked one silently, and then ordered: "Take off your shoes and get out of the car." Now that brother said it, he had to listen.So, the brothers took off their shoes, got out of the car with bare feet, and followed my brother.Those feet, when stepping on the land of my hometown, are cool and cool, so comfortable!Walking, walking, they seem to have returned to their childhood all of a sudden, returning to eggs one by one... At this time, the boss drunkenly said: "I can still do somersaults, I will show you somersaults." Saying that, before anyone could stop him, he rolled on the ground!My brother is also in his forties, and he rolled on the ground with his head in his arms, and the younger brothers hurriedly helped him up...My brother said, "It's all right, I'm all right. Do you know what 'dung beetle get out'?" Hearing what he said, the younger brothers laughed.Brother said: "I'm the dung beetle who pushes eggs!" As he walked, he saw a bright light in front of him... At this moment, brother stopped, he let out a sigh of relief, and said staggeringly: "Here, This is Guanzhen, right?" My brother said it was "Guanzhen", so of course it was "Guanzhen", so I knew I was going wrong.Such a familiar road, a road that can be walked with eyes closed, actually went wrong? !They turned around and headed westward. They all knew that the official town was only three miles away from the village... Go, go, and see a piece of light again!My brother said: "Hey, why is it still Guanzhen?" So, I hooked my head to the north...to the south...to the east...and walked, and walked, and walked...Walking around, there was still a gorgeous landscape in front of me. The lights are like a mirage, as bright as day!

When I hooked my head again, my brother murmured: "...80% probably encountered a 'ghost hitting the wall'!" It was July, and the brothers were sweating and wanted to pee.I am already a city resident, so it is not easy to urinate casually... At this time, the sharp-eyed fifth child suddenly saw a wheat stack in the field not far away, and said happily: "There is a stack over there, let's go to rest." Will it?" The boss also said: "Okay, big moon, take a break!" However, when they walked over, unbuttoned their pants one by one, and were about to pee...someone shouted: "——what are you doing?!"

The brothers hurriedly pulled up their trousers... The fifth child said: "Passing, passing." But the black shadow said: "Go, go, smoking is not allowed on the field!" Several people pulled up their trousers while hurriedly pinching out their cigarettes.The boss said very politely: "Just look at the moon..." Unexpectedly, the black shadow spoke very aggressively.I didn't know who was angry, so I said arrogantly: "No hit!" The fifth child said, "Fuck, here's the money, one hundred dollars!" The black shadow still said, "Dick!" The fifth child said, "Fuck, I'll give you two hundred! Is that all right?" Unexpectedly, the black shadow said: "What a dick—it's not for sale!" So, the brothers were all stunned... At this moment, a thought suddenly came to their hearts: In this life, they are worthless. It's time to go home! It turned to the morning of the next day... Only then did they realize that, in fact, the place where the lights were on was Shangliang Village in the past, and now it is called Moon Town, also known as Hua Town. At dawn, they finally found the fourth child.At this time, the fourth child already had a nickname, Feng Crazy.The fourth child of the Feng family, Madman Feng, now lives in a house built behind Xianggu's grave.After meeting, the fourth child led them to a huge, hill-like grave without saying a word... Suddenly, they saw the stele! ... So, the five brothers kneeled down one by one.