Chapter 11 The method of cabbage

A month later, Feng Jiachang finally knew what a "secretary" was. In this world, there is one of the hardest jobs, and that is secretary.The first thing a secretary has to lose is himself.You cannot have a "me", you cannot even have time.Just as Director Zhou told him, you are just a shadow.Even the shadow is still not your own, but the chief's. Entering the compound, Feng Jiachang seemed to be walking on ice, every step was very cautious.When he was in the company, he always wanted to improve, and he tried every means to be "different", but here it is just the opposite. You have to fold yourself up, wipe out all your thoughts, and hide your strength and bide your time.

Fortunately, there is a "little Buddha face" in the same dormitory.Through repeated "heart-to-heart talks", Secretary Hou's attitude towards him changed a lot, and the two soon became heart-to-heart friends.Thus, the "little Buddha's face" became the "bamboo pole" for him to step into the institution step by step. "Little Buddha's face" told him very intimately: When walking, you must walk behind, and you can't take a quick step.When pulling the car door, you have to be in front, even if you are slow, if you are slow and the car frame hits the chief's head, it is a mistake.You have to remember what the chief can’t remember; you have to remember what the chief has forgotten; you have to remember what the chief has ordered;Remember some things, it is not necessary to use, maybe it is not useful at all, but you can make a comprehensive analysis, what it provides you is an analytical ability.The chief's physical condition, especially, must be clear, such as how many scars on the body, which battles fell, and what discomforts, you must keep in mind, and remind the chief to pay attention to your health in private (remember, it must be private) at any time .In addition, you have to find out the characteristics, hobbies, and habitual movements of the chief as soon as possible to avoid errors.For example, the head of the bureau stretched out his hand, clearly asking for reading glasses, but what you handed over was a towel. This was a mistake.The chief is resting, you can't rest, you have to sort out the records, think about the situation of the day, and prepare for the chief to inquire at any time.You have to remember all the family members of the chief, and you have to remember all the relatives of the chief. In case someone calls the chief one day, you have to know his ins and outs, and then decide whether to report to the chief.You wrote the chief’s speech, but it must reflect the tone and style of the chief’s speech. For some uncommon words, you must tell the chief in advance to avoid any jokes; there is no big time around the chief. You have to follow the chief for a while, so you have to be familiar with all kinds of materials. You must keep abreast of the policies above and the situation below. In this regard, the chief has different personalities and requirements. You must touch To see through the commander's temper... You also need to remember the voices of all the military commanders. Of course, you have to remember the voices of the commanders above. The voices of the commanders all have certain characteristics. In fact, they are easy to remember. The key is that you have to pay more attention.For example, there should be no hesitation in the calls of the heads of the first, second, and third heads. No matter how late it is, they must be reported immediately!Being a secretary is to represent the head. When you go out, you should neither underestimate the people below nor be afraid of the people above. You must know how to respect yourself.The last point is to keep in mind that whichever leader you follow is the leader's person. Whether you follow right or wrong, never betray the leader.If you betrayed once, no one will trust you anymore...

In the compound of the military region, "Little Buddha's face" is a very peaceful person, and he speaks softly, with a slight tail accent from his hometown in Sichuan, but when Feng Jiachang listens to him, he always has a feeling of "listening to the thunder in a silent place". Effect! Suddenly one day, Feng Jiachang finally saw the unique skill of "Little Buddha's Face".That was an extremely rare opportunity.That day, a head came from the headquarters in Beijing.That night, all the heads of military regions attended the banquet.The reception banquet was held in a small restaurant in the military region. There were two tables in total, one for the chiefs and one for the secretaries.It was the first time for Feng Jiachang to participate in such a high-level event since he was seconded to the military region, and he could only be the last one to accompany him.Speaking of it, that eye-catching unique skill is not really a great skill, it is just a kind of meticulousness, a kind of accuracy that makes people dizzy, but once the meticulousness reaches the limit, you I can't help but be surprised.

That night, Secretary Hou dealt with a fish.Feng Jiachang once read "Paoding Jieniu" in the text, but he had never heard of "Jieyu".Secretary Hou's method of "resolving the fish" is a must!It was when the dishes were over and the wine was half drunk, the chef brought up a fish.It was a Yellow River carp weighing about three catties. It was still half alive when it came up, with its mouth open and its tail moving... At this moment, Deputy Political Commissar Zhao coughed lightly. Before he coughed, Secretary Hou had already stood up. He first cleaned his hands in the basin beside him, and suddenly he had two bamboo sticks in his hand. at their table.All this is done silently.Next, "Little Buddha's Face" smiled brightly, stretched out two bamboo sticks, and drew a line on the fish like flowing clouds and flowing water. The strings are generally melodious, and only a little heat is brought out; then there are two more "chi-chi-" sounds, as if silver needles are flying, and suddenly two thin white air lines are pulled out!These are two flat left and right lines. From the beginning to the end of these two lines, the bamboo stick is looped back into the bosom like the edge of a sword, and when it is gently retracted while dancing, the fish is still a whole fish!Next, the bamboo stick was flicked and flicked very quickly, and the fish turned over lightly as if it were alive.At this moment, the bamboo stick in Hou's left hand rested on the fish's gills, and the bamboo stick in his right hand was raised again, stretching thin lines on the fish as if pulling silk, followed by two flat "crack, crack" sounds from left and right. , when you look again, the fish is still a whole fish!It only took a few seconds for this to happen. Secretary Hou took a step back, and after the host and guest drank the fish head wine, he stretched out the bamboo stick again, lightly sent it to the fish head with both hands, bent left and right like lightning, and Pick it like a dragonfly, and send two full fish eyes to the plate of the host and guest!Then, he just flicked it lightly, and the fish meat retreated to the two sides of the plate piece by piece, and the center of the plate only had the fish head, complete fish bones, and fish bones! ... What is especially amazing is that the tiny spines on those fish, I don't know how he separated them!Those thin thorns hidden in the meat layer, when the fish meat is divided into small dishes, a layer of white flowery thorns will fall on the side of the plate, which is like a natural pattern !It's really ingenious. Although Secretary Hou tried the bamboo stick in a small way, he left an indelible memory for the guests!Amidst the admiration, the commander said loudly: "What a monkey, have a drink!"

After the banquet was over, "Little Buddha's face" talked too much because he was happy, and he slipped his mouth and leaked a lot of "secrets".He said, "Xiao Feng, what do you think is the most important thing in this world?" Of course Feng Jiachang wanted to ask him for advice.Feng Jiachang said: "Brother, even the commander admires you, what else can I say? Tell me, and I will listen to you." "Little Buddha's face" said: "The method, the method is the most important. Life is like a game, life is like chess, 'going' is a method, or skill. It’s a truth that ordinary people can’t see. I wonder if you’ve heard of it? Back then, when the Eighteenth Corps attacked Taiyuan, our side was commanded by Xu Shuai himself, and surrounded the entire city of Taiyuan like an iron barrel. It was a bloodbath Chenghe’s tough battle! On the other hand, Yan Xishan, the warlord of Shanxi, also issued an order to stick to it, and said that those who say “peace” will be killed! He also personally ordered a coffin to be made, and threatened to live and die with Taiyuan! However, the battle In the middle of the fight, Yan Xishan suddenly received a telegram from Nanjing asking him to rush to Nanjing to attend a military meeting. So Yan Laoxi called the generals together and read the telegram in public. Then, He said calmly, I will be back for the Nanjing meeting in at least three to five days, and at most five or seven days. The battle in Taiyuan will be left to you for the time being... You think, the battle has already reached this point, generals Naturally, he was skeptical about his words, but what Yan Xishan said immediately dispelled the doubts of the generals. He said that the meeting was not long, and came and went in a hurry. This time, Gui Qing will not go, please take care of her for me... As soon as Yan Laoxi said this, the hearts of the generals were at ease. In Shanxi, everyone knew that this woman named Gui Qing was Yan Xishan's favorite cousin, and she followed Yan Xishan all her life. Yan Xishan takes her with him wherever he goes. If Yan Xishan wants to run away, he will not leave this woman behind. But, Ge Laozi, no matter how cunning Yan Xishan is, someone still sees the 'bridge'. While on the plane, someone suddenly discovered that he had taken away his chef from Wutai! Since the meeting was in a hurry, what did he do with the chef?! This shows that he will not come back! At that time, Taiyuan had become a A dead city, and when Yan Xishan fled, in order to stabilize the morale of the army, he left behind his favorite woman, but only took away the chef who had followed him for many years... Do you know why?!"

Feng Jiachang stared blankly at the "little Buddha's face" and said to himself, this person has such a "baby" face, why does the "water" get "deeper" the more he looks at it?He shook his head and hurriedly said, "I am all ears, I am all ears!" "Little Buddha's face" said: "Yan Xishan has loved noodles all his life. There are many kinds of noodles in Shanxi, such as sliced ​​noodles, cat's ears, pulled slices, poached fish, etc., but his favorite is a kind of noodles called 'oily wheat noodles'. It is said that this kind of noodles is rolled out on bluestone blocks. The workmanship is extremely complicated and exquisite, and ordinary chefs cannot make it. Yan Xishan, a chef from Wutai, is the top noodle maker He is a super expert, especially he has a unique skill of making 'youmai noodles'! Without him, you can't eat it anymore... You think, Taiyuan has become a dead city at that time, and the city will be destroyed and people will be destroyed soon. One piece! One person was brought out from the dead city, what did he take away? A unique skill. A unique skill! Women can have more, but there is only one ear who can do this unique skill..."

Feng Jiachang looked at the "little Buddha's face" and smiled. "Little Buddha's face" also laughed. Feng Jiachang said: "I understand." "Little Buddha Face" said: "You don't understand..." Suddenly, Feng Jiachang couldn't help asking: "That fish, does it hurt?" "Little Buddha's face" couldn't help being stunned for a moment, and said lightly, "Be quick." Next, "Little Buddha's face" seemed to be in a state of unfinished excitement, perhaps because it was too much to handle, suddenly jumped up and said: "Brother, sit up, sit up."

Feng Jiachang sat up quickly and looked at him in surprise. At this time, "Little Buddha's Face" opened the drawer and took out a small black pocket bag from it. The bag was made of leather and looked very old.He took out some small sticks from his bag, and put those stick-like things on the table in a row, and said, "Choose one. Brother, I will let you enjoy it today." enjoy." Feng Jiachang went up to look, and saw those little stick-like things in red, yellow, and green. He didn't know what they were for, so he asked inexplicably: "This is..." "Little Buddha's face" said: "This is a tool for 'earing'. There are three kinds in total. This one is made of bamboo, not ordinary bamboo. It is made of bamboo with particularly good elasticity. This kind, It is made of copper, made of red copper, and gold is added to it, and the copper will become soft after adding gold. Which one is jade, King Lvmian, it is said to be produced in Burma, and it is expensive...you choose one."

Feng Jiachang leaned over to look carefully, but saw that those little stick-like things had many different details, and the details were so different that they were all different: some had points, some had bends, Some are flakes, some have hooks, some are spoon-shaped... He said doubtfully, "This... an ear punch?" "Little Buddha's face" said: "Slap your ears." Feng Jiachang timidly asked: "How to fight? Can't it be damaged?" "Little Buddha's face" said: "How do you live? You just sit up, just sit up. Bamboo balls, copper xuan, and jade cotton. Tell me, which one do you use?"

Feng Jiachang was still puzzled, he sat down and said, "Anything, any kind will do." So, "Little Buddha's face" said: "Sit down and don't move." Then, without knowing what method he used, Feng Jiachang first felt an "ant", a very small "ant" lying on his ear. ; Then there are two, three, four, five... suddenly, it is a group of "ants"!The "ant" crawled around stinging and stinging, and crawled out of pain points one by one. The pain was sharp but not firm, deep but not severe, as if attacking in groups, and felt that the pain points were gradually connecting together. One piece, stinging, what a comfortable one!

After a while, the pain point suddenly disappeared, as if another "lice" was caught again, fat "lice", one, two, three... Fuck, another group of "lice"? !The "lice" were fleshy, crawling one by one, crawling out little by little itches.That itchy, newcomer to the wheat awns, delicate, like someone is using a small rolling pin to push the "meat roll" made by the "lice", slipping and slipping in softly, soft inside Itchy, crispy in the itchy, dingy in the crispy, especially the tingle in the "rolling meat"!Meat moxibustion, meat moxibustion, ha, it's stinging!Going in again, it's like a group of "little sesame men" are walking in the ears, and the "little sesame men" walk alley after alley, with little fleshy feet rolling, pointing, pointing, pointing. , Gradually grind to the depths, push to the depths, hiss, ah, it is simply indescribably wonderful! At this time, there was only a sound of "bang", and the ears felt cold at first, as if a wind had come in, the wind bulging was full, and then it was empty again!Going down is Xiaoliang, bit by bit, soft and soft... It melts in a flash, like a duster made of feathers, a tiny feather duster, it doesn't seem to be on the ear, it's It is to "dust" your heart, and the feathers are swirling like light smoke, as if a flower is slowly blooming against your heart, slowly blooming...open and close, close and open again, the flower blooms very softly , extremely moist, poetic, that iron post, it can't be expressed in words!Going down, bald, there is nothing, that silence, like floating in the clouds!Floating, floating, floating... as if in a dream, as if in a fairyland, as if wandering in the hometown of Penglai, numb, loose, loose, drunk but not drunk, immortal and not immortal, stretched Stretching, stretching, stretching... just want to stretch!Thousands of miles in the sky, my God, where did it go? ! While being mesmerized, I heard a voice in my ear: "Okay, how is it?" Feng Jiachang slowly opened his eyes, took a long breath, and said, "I'm convinced, I'm really convinced!" "Little Buddha's face" said: "Don't look at this small ear, there are seventy-nine acupuncture points on it, do you know?" Feng Jiachang said: "Seventy-nine acupuncture points? There are so many?!" "Little Buddha's face" suddenly said: "Sleep, sleepy." Then, he yawned big. Feng Jiachang said: "Brother, no wonder Deputy Political Commissar Zhao likes you so much..." As soon as a person is able to enter Hong Kong, he starts talking nonsense. "Little Buddha's face" loosened his mouth and said with a smile: "It's not that the political commissar likes me, but the political commissar's ears like me." Feng Jiachang also smiled and said, "Ears are just a dish." "Little Buddha's face" was startled, and said: "Vegetables?" Feng Jiachang said: "—Cai. Brother Hou, you are a master at making vegetables!" "Little Buddha's face" was silent for a moment, his face tensed, and he suddenly said: "You can't say that, it's not a joke. Don't say it, don't say it. Sleepy, sleepy." At this time, Feng Jiachang pestered him and said, "Brother, who did you learn this skill from? Teach me." "Little Buddha's face" yawned again, and said, "brother, to tell you the truth, this skill was passed down to me by my grandfather. Why do you learn it? Besides, it can't be learned in a short while. Let's talk about it later." Then, with a "snap", he pulled out the light. After turning off the light, the moonlight came in from the window, but Feng Jiachang couldn't fall asleep.The moonlight was like water, but his heart was very hot. He felt that the "organ" was like a trap, and it caught him all at once.Here, everywhere you look, there are so many "martial arts masters" hidden!How stupid he looked by comparison, what a fool!If there is no "killer", it will be difficult to break free from the cover.How to do it? The next morning, "Little Buddha's Face" woke up and said to Feng Jiachang in a hurry: "I drank two more glasses last night, didn't I say anything nonsense?" Feng Jiachang said with certainty: "You didn't say anything."