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Chapter 36 ten rules

Babel 李佩甫 4640Words 2018-03-20
"Ten Laws" is also called "Hujiapu Law". The "Hujiapu Law" is an important part of Hu Tiancheng's new village construction. It has been perfected step by step in ten years, and it can be said to be the concrete embodiment of Hu Tiancheng's leadership art.When it is implemented on people's heads, it becomes a system that must be followed. 1. Village songs. Morning Song (1): "The East Is Red". Evening Song (2): "The Sea Sailing Rely on the Helmsman". Note (1): The music "Dongfanghong" is the morning song of Hujiapu, also called "wake-up song".Every morning at 5:30, Hujiabao Radio Station broadcasts this piece of music on time.As soon as every Hujiabao person hears this piece of music, he must get up on time and walk quickly to the square of Hujiapu.Latecomers will deduct half a "political point".

Note (2): The music of "Sea Sailing Relying on the Helmsman" is an evening song of Hujiapu, also called "thinking song", and it is also a "summary song" after a day of hard work.Hu Tiancheng said, after working for a day, think about it. Miracle: In the summer of 1975, there was such an "advanced case" in Hujiapu Village.The daughter-in-law of villager Liu Ernuo gave birth to a daughter who weighed seven and a half catties. Ten days after the girl was born, at half past five one morning, her little mouth moved, and suddenly the words "dongerdong" came out of her mouth. Sound, every day thereafter.After listening to Liu Ernuo's daughter-in-law many times, she finally found that what she spit out was "donger, dongdong, dong-donger, dongdong, dong-dongdong, dongdong, dongdongdong-dong Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom boom."After repeated demonstrations, people finally confirmed that this is actually the rhythm of the music of "Dongfanghong"!After hearing the news, Hu Tiancheng said happily, this is called "going deep into the hearts of the people".So, this girl was named "Singing Boy".

Two, village exercises. Village exercises are also called "Hujiabao aerobics".This set of exercises has eight sections and was invented by Hu Tiancheng. The first section: shoulder pole movement, also known as "poop picking movement".Note: Both arms are stretched flat and shoulder-level, the first four beats are stretched forward and backward, and the last four beats are stretched left and right. The second section: hoeing movement, note: Imitate the posture of hoeing, the first four sections are the left leg bowed and the right leg kicked, the last four sections are the right leg bowed and the left leg kicked, the hands and feet are used together, and the up and down are combined.

Section III: Cotton Picking Movement, also known as "Twist Twist Movement".Note: imitate the posture of striking a flower branch, stretch both hands forward, one up and one down, the body twists accordingly, first left and then right. The fourth quarter: Yang field movement.Note: imitate the posture of raising the field, throw out both hands vigorously, and then rise upwards, first to the left and then to the right. Section 5: The movement of beating ridges, also known as "old man stepping on ridges".Note: Put your hands behind your back, raise your feet up and down one after another, and step on it secretly before landing.First to the left, then to the right.

Section 6: The movement of chopping millet and millet, also known as "Wife Watching Melon".Note: imitate the posture of killing millet millet, bend the waist as far as possible, bend with both hands, grasp left and right, and then grab right and left. Section 7: Hanging stalks, also known as "hanging tobacco stalks".Note: imitate the posture of hanging tobacco stalks in the smoke kang room, first squat down, and then jump up. When jumping up, one hand is half-clenched and raised up, first left and then right. The eighth section: wiping sweat exercise, also for closing style.Notes: Wipe the chest with both hands back and forth, and move the feet up and down in small steps.

Regulations: All young and old in the village must go to morning exercises every day except for sick leave.One work point will be deducted for those who do not attend exercises on time. Miracle: The 86-year-old Wan Faye in the village gets up on time to do exercises every morning with a cane.Always the first to arrive and the last to leave.After a day of exercising, when people have already done the "sweat wiping exercise", they find that he is still holding his arms, and he can barely do the "hanging stalk exercise".He passed away suddenly on the playground, and was the first to achieve "live to old age" and was praised by the village.

3. Village regulations. Village Rules (1): The sound of the bell is an order. Note: The single sound is for work, and the sound is "Dang, Dang, Dang—"; the double sound is for work, and the sound is "Dangdang, Dangdang, Dangdang——"; three tones are for a meeting or emergency assembly, and the sound is "Dangdang , Dangdangdang--".Later, electric bells were installed in the village, and the bells for going to work were "long short and long"; Miracle: One morning, Hu Dunzi, who lived on the other side of the village, was peeing in the hut (toilet) at home. When he heard the bell, he put on his pants and ran away.When he ran, his trousers were still wet and dripping.Hu Tiancheng asked him what was going on.He blushed and said: "Half peed." So Hu Dunzi was immediately praised and appointed as the commander of the militia.Since then, the village has added an allegorical saying: "Dunzi is the company commander-he pissed halfway".

Village regulation (2): The "broadcast boxes" installed above the doors of each house cannot be closed, let alone removed without permission.Hu Tiancheng said, pay attention to the "spirit". Note: Jiang Hongdou, a village announcer nicknamed "Cow Dung Cake Flower", broadcasts three times a day in the morning, afternoon and evening.Jiang Hongdou said that she used "very common words".People in the village said that she was "mandarin boiled sweet potatoes - half-baked". Miracle: For a long time, Hujiapu's "broadcast box" has almost become the "spiritual clock" of Hujiapu people.In the morning, as long as the "broadcast box" sounds, no one in the whole village will wake up.One night, the sixty-seven-year-old Shunfa old man in the village and his wife, the third grandmother, heard the "broadcast box" suddenly rang, and because both of them were deaf, one said: "Gen mother, it's on the broadcast, and there is a meeting in Xitou. "One said: "Oh, I heard it. Dongtou." He said loudly: "West end!" She replied: "Go first. I know, Dongtou." Just like that, the other went to Xitou with a stick , one went to Dongtou, stood until midnight and still no one came, only then did he realize that he had made a mistake.After the two went back, they fought again!Said the meeting was delayed.One said it was going to open at the east end, and the other insisted that it was going to open at the west end... As they talked, a fight broke out.When they were old, they couldn't move anymore, so they "bah" each other. It was only after the next day that they figured out that it was Jiang Hongdou broadcasting a "highest instruction" in "very ordinary words".

Village rule (3): "No farting".Here are the quotes.Hu Tiancheng said, especially the eight laps. Note: When outsiders come to visit, they should say what should be said, and what should not be said should not be said.Say more things that are good for "construction" and not say anything that is bad for "construction".For example, let's talk about cotton. Miracle: Baquan is a "talkative donkey", always unable to control his mouth.He said he was an opera singer, but he didn't say he felt uncomfortable.Once, a visiting group came from above and stayed in the village for three days.At that time, Baquan was still picking manure in the village, and when visitors saw him, they called him uncle.The eight circles are "four types of elements", so naturally they dare not just be someone's uncle.So when people called him uncle, he would point to his mouth, with a broken mask covering his mouth.For three days in a row, he didn't say a word!On the contrary, he earned a lot of "dumb uncles".Later, when the person left, he said that he had a boil on his tongue.

Village Rules (4): Fighting and playing cards are not allowed. Note: Catch it once, no matter in the village or in other villages, if the participants conduct inspections at the village member meeting, the whole family will be without power for one month. Village Regulations (5): Dogs are not allowed. Note (1): Hu Tiancheng said that we have a militia. Note (2): Hu Dunzi, the company commander of the militia, said that he knew exactly when the daughter-in-law woke up to pee, and when the bed rang. Fourth, the comment method, also known as "Yueyuehong". Note (1): For a long time, Hujiapu has been using the distribution method of "evaluating work and scoring points, and getting paid according to work".Maximum score: 10.Minimum score: five points.Year-end final accounts, dividends according to points.

Note (2): There are exceptions.The big head in the village used to be very laborious, because the big foot stepped on two corn seedlings. Hu Tiancheng said that the big head is not even as good as a woman!After careful evaluation by the masses, it is four and a half points, which means it is not as good as a woman.Later, Hu Tiancheng said that the big head is still good.It took half a year before it was re-evaluated as ten. Detailed rules (1): "back to back". Note: "Back to back" is another creation of Hu Tiancheng, which is also an institutionalized "ideological cleaning".In the village, work evaluation and scoring are carried out once a month.The evaluation method is "back to back".That is to say, whoever is commented on will leave the venue and go around the field.Call him back after the evaluation is over, and announce the evaluation results in person.Hu Tiancheng said, "Back to back" means chattering, chatting, chatting, chatting, chatting, and commenting on people and affairs. The father-in-law and the second uncle are like a pot, and the six relatives don't recognize each other. Detailed rule (2): "face to face". Note: After evaluating a person, call him back and point out his shortcomings and deficiencies face to face, and everyone must speak when pointing out the deficiencies.Hu Tiancheng said, don't be "old and good".Whoever is a "good old man" will be given the lowest score!Completely put an end to the bad habit of "don't talk to your face, but talk behind your back". Rule (3): "Take off your pants." Note: "Pants off" is a method of self-examination.If the score is lowered in the evaluation of the month, then you have to "take off your pants" in public, and dig deep into the root of your thoughts in front of everyone.For example, Liu Tiechui's daughter-in-law didn't work hard for a while, and she failed to pass the "deep dig" three times.Later, she took off her trousers and let people see that she was indeed "coming red", and then everyone turned their faces away and said: It's over, it's over. Fifth, the cadre method, also known as the "appearance method", also known as "hanging on the wall". For a long time, Hujiabao has also adopted the "temporary cadre system". The "temporary cadre system" is an incentive mechanism. Anyone who has outstanding performance at work, regardless of age, can become a cadre in Hujiapu.Cadres must accept the supervision and inspection of the masses, and hang on the wall like paintings for the masses to comment on. Typical (1): For example, when Hu Guoqing was only nine years old, he worked as a "temporary employee" for three days.At the age of twelve, he was the "temporary team leader" of the third team.At the age of fifteen, he worked as a "Weigher of the Brigade" and was in charge of distributing sweet potatoes in the whole village. Typical (2): For example, Xu Sanni, also known as "Huo'er".At the age of eighteen, he was the "temporary person in charge" of Jianxin Village, and once led all the women in the village to build walls with trowels.He was extremely responsible for his work, and was later selected as a branch committee member in the village.Xu Sanni later stated that she would rather be an old girl for a lifetime than marry outside (some people said she would never get married), so she was named "Permanent Branch Committee" by Hu Tiancheng.Therefore, Xu Sanni became the only lifelong cadre in Hujiabao. Typical (3): Even the "four types of elements" eight circles have also served as cadres.For a period of time, because of the better performance of the eight circles, he worked as the "toilet director" for three days and was in charge of the eight "huts" in the village.Later, he was dismissed because his mouth was not closed and he talked nonsense.This fully reflects the "eclectic selection of talents". Rules for cadres (1): "Child peeing" (Hutian idiom). Note: "Child peeing" means one thing and one long, full-time responsibility.For example, when the manure is being dumped, a manure chief is appointed, and when the manure is finished, the manure chief will be dismissed automatically.When the field is played, a field leader is appointed. After the field is over, the field leader will automatically step down. Rules for Cadres (2): "Change clothes" (Hutian idiom). Note: "Changing clothes" is a metaphor for cadre rotation.The cadres in Hujiapu are never fixed. There are ten teams in the whole village, and the cadres mostly adopt the method of rotation.For example, after working in the first team for one year, he was transferred to the third team as the captain, or transferred to the fifth team as an accountant.Mainly to train cadres. Detailed Rules for Cadres (3): "Pull young shoots". Note: "Pull young shoots" means to pay attention to the cultivation of young cadres, and pay attention to the cultivation of those "second poles" who dare to fight against bad people and bad things.For example, Jin Huan's mother stole a tomato when she was sharing the vegetables.When Jin Huan saw it, he gave her a push and said, "What are you doing?" This made her mother blush!Therefore, Jin Huan was promoted to be the leader of the vegetable division team because of his "red eyes". Sixth, the study method, also known as the "old three articles" system. Note: In addition to the learning content arranged above, the main learning content of Hujiabao is the "old three articles", which can be said to be a book for everyone.Here, learning points are more important than labor points, and political performance points are also more important than labor points. Therefore, when it comes to study time, everyone gets the most.Such as Qiu Hongniang, with little feet, took the initiative to twist the "Lao San Pian" Yangko at the venue, and was immediately commended and awarded 20 "political points". 7. The reward and punishment method, also known as "the bayonet sees red". Note (1): Hujiapu has a wide variety of reward systems, most of which are honorary in nature.Such as "Five Good Members", "Advanced Individual", "Expert Wheat Cutter", "Pacesetter in Cotton Planting", etc., and even actively speak out in meetings, they are also commended as "Conference Activists".For example, Maihua, the former women's director, and Jiang Hongdou, a village broadcaster, were all selected as cadres because of their active speeches. Note (2): The punishment system in Hujiapu has many names, and most of them are of the nature of "touching the soul".For example, "washing one's heart" is to conduct an inspection at a mass meeting; "Helping meeting" is to let the old lady talk about the suffering of the old society at night and help him or her improve.If the error is particularly serious, the power and water supply will be cut off for one month to see the aftermath. 8. Militia patrol system. Slogan: Don't close the door at night, don't pick up lost things on the road! Note: Because dogs are not allowed, Hujiabao has been using the militia patrol system for a long time.During the day it is an "elderly class" and at night it is a "young class".Patrolmen wear "red armbands" during the day and "white armbands" at night, and each person is equipped with a four-section large flashlight.Twenty-four hours, never stop.Therefore, Hujiabao is basically not lost or stolen.Several "hooligans" who were in love were caught, and it was also done by people from neighboring villages.Therefore, the people of Hujiapu went to sleep when it was dark, and slept very well. Nine, marriage law, also called "traditional law". Note: Hujiapu people's marriage, in addition to complying with the national laws, must also abide by a special regulation of Hujiapu.No matter who is married or married a daughter, they must receive a traditional education of the "team".The daughter-in-law to be married must first meet with the "team" and receive traditional education before entering the household; the same is true for married girls. After receiving education, they will be given a set of "old three articles" before they can go on the road. 10. Leave system, also known as "Xie Faer". Note: The leave application system in Hujiapu is a three-trial system.Those who ask for a half-day leave will be approved by the team leader; those who ask for a one-day leave will be approved by the team leader; those who ask for a three-day leave will be approved by Hu Tiancheng himself... Miracle: In the competition of "comparing, learning, catching up, helping, and surpassing", women performed particularly well.The daughter-in-law of the Wan family got out of bed three days after giving birth, and went to work as soon as she got out of bed, which was praised.Then, when Wang Maihua gave birth to a daughter, she cut the umbilical cord, stood up and left, that is, went to work in the field.Awarded by the conference.In particular, Hu Dunzi, the company commander of the militia, has not asked for a day off in ten years!Let's take duplex points (he leads a patrol at night), known as "Hu Tie Man".He was expelled from the "militiaman" only because he "got to the wrong bed" during a patrol and was discovered, and he was never hired.
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