Chapter 11 first quarter

From now on, I must write down what happens and how I feel every day, I must. Today is my first day on the job. "Today is a good day. You can't wait for a daughter's time. Everything you want can come true. Tomorrow will be a good day. Alas, the happy gongs and drums beat out the festivities every year. Tomorrow is a good day. When we catch up with the prosperous age, we can enjoy peace... ..." Li Lun was humming Song Zuying's song, and he started humming while we were waiting for the elevator.In the elevator, he still hummed, and asked me to hum with him.He pouted at me and said hum, hum together.What did I say hum?He said good day.Today is a good day, and everything I want can come true... I said you have hummed twice, why should I hum?Besides, you like Song Zuying, not me.Li Lun said that this has nothing to do with Song Zuying, without Song Zuying, today is also a good day for us.I said yes, I know, on October 8th, Yaotong 8th, it will definitely be released.Li Lun smiled and said that I even counted the time, now is the time of Chen, that is the time of dragon, it is auspicious for us to meet the mayor at this time!I said, did the mayor choose this time to meet us because he considered it an auspicious day?Li Lun said no, that's not necessarily the case.The mayor has so many things to do every day, how can he have time to do this?It's our luck.

Yes, I'm lucky, indeed.I wonder. I already know now that I was able to become the deputy mayor of Ningyang City because of luck.To be precise, the nobleman helped me.This noble person is the mayor Jiang Chunwen.He played a decisive role in the appointment of me, a controversial figure, as deputy mayor. After the interview that day, the judges of the judging committee had an argument. An insider told me that the focus of the argument was the question you answered about how the party and government leaders can "sit back and relax". It was wrong. , or correct?If it is wrong, the person is not available.If correct, the person is available.The problem is, half of the judges think your answer is correct, and half of the judges think your answer is wrong.If I remember correctly, your point is this.You said, "Sit back and forth" is a myth that, in a way, reflects the hypocrisy of our gendered culture.Any normal man would have normal physiological and psychological reactions when he was in a state of embracing and sleeping like Liu Xiahui.Perhaps Liu Xiahui is indeed a superman, but how can superman's behavior be regarded as the standard for all living beings?Leading cadres are also human beings, and they also eat human fireworks and whole grains. It is normal to have the seven emotions and six desires, and it is abnormal to not have them.If every leading cadre is required to achieve the state of life of "sit in peace" and become a superman like Liu Xiahui, no one can do it, at least you can't.Right?Judges who disagree with you think it's wrong accordingly.But the judges who support you think that judging the problem should be realistic, because you still have such a point of view later.You said, if sitting pregnant is not an inevitable choice, you can avoid sitting pregnant, because sitting pregnant will lead to chaos.So you told the story of Lu Nanzi.You said that in ancient times there was a man named Lu Nanzi who once lived alone in a room at the foot of the mountain.On a stormy night, a very beautiful woman went to hide from the rain.Lu Nanzi refused behind closed doors.The beauty said, as long as you learn from Liu Xiahui, what are you afraid of?Lu Nanzi said, "Liu Xiahui can do it, but I can't", which means that Liu Xiahui can do it without chaos, but I can't, so I won't let you sit in it, and I can also achieve Liu Xiahui's The effect of sitting still.If our leading cadres can have a self-knowledge of "I can't do it" like Lu Nanzi, when encountering "tenderness traps", we might as well follow Lu Nanzi's method of avoiding them and stay away from those temptations. Red, iron and stone in the heart, rooted in the soles of the feet, please don't go, can't pull, to achieve "desire and strength", is also commendable, this is undoubtedly a true state.Is that what you said?I can recite it all.Your above argument divided the judges into two factions. Is it a fallacy or a truth?The two sides can't stop arguing.In the end, the director of the judging committee turned his attention to the leader of the publicly elected unit, that is, Mayor Jiang Chunwen, for his opinion.Mayor Jiang only said one sentence, he said, I am on the side of those who dare to tell the truth.It is this sentence that determines your fate, and the deputy mayor's official hat is worn on your head.The insider said, you have noble people to help you.

The noble person who helped me was Mayor Jiang Chunwen. I am going to see him now, and report to him with Li Lun. Mayor Jiang's office is as big as a classroom. When we entered, he was sitting there like a professor without students coming to class, smoking a cigarette while signing documents, just like I was grading the student paper. Simple and crisp, with a touch of chic.Seeing us coming, the dignified Mayor Jiang put down his pen and asked us to sit down, but stood up himself. "Welcome!" he said, coming over to take the mineral water from the secretary and handing it to us himself.Li Lun took the water bottle, looking flattered, and said, mayor, I'm sorry, we should serve you tea.Mayor Jiang waved his hand and said that we will be colleagues in the future, and we should be more casual with each other.What did Li Lun say?You are the king, we are the ministers.Mayor Jiang said, Deputy Mayor Li, you are wrong to say that. We government officials are all public servants, and there is no distinction between monarchs and ministers.Li Lun nodded and said yes, the little one was wrong.Mayor, from now on you will be called Xiao Li, Xiao Li.When I heard Eunuch Li Lun's tone, I burst out laughing.Mayor Jiang also smiled, looked at Li Lun, looked at me, and said, do you want me to call you Xiao Zhangzi like him?I said no, I hope you call me Deputy Mayor Zhang, or Comrade Zhang Literary Federation.Mayor Jiang looked at me for a while, but nodded without saying a word.Then he sat between me and Li Lun, looked at me from the left and Li Lun from the right, showing appreciation and trust.

"I saw your resumes, and I realized that you two are still from the same village, right?" Mayor Jiang said. I said yes, we were still classmates in elementary school and middle school. "It's amazing," Mayor Jiang said, "A village has two deputy department-level cadres at the same time, and they passed the exam. It's amazing!" I remembered Mayor Jiang's position on the issue of praise and criticism of me, and was about to express my thanks when Li Lun snapped and said, "Mayor Jiang, I and the Federation of Literary and Art Circles are now your right-hand men and are always at your command."

Mayor Jiang said: "Hey, left and right hands are inappropriate. If you want, I hope you have two carriages. Our team has one officer and five mates, six carriages, and one person is one carriage. Six carriages together Run, I'm in front. I hope you will join me in united efforts to make our city's construction run faster and more steadily! OK?" After hearing this, Li Lun and I stood up at the same time, as if we were going to obey Shuai's order, we stood at attention and said, "Yes!" Mayor Jiang waved for us to sit down.Then he said, "Have you met the executive deputy mayor?"

Li Lun and I were taken aback. "No." I said. Li Lun said in confusion, "We must come to see your mayor first, shouldn't we?" "It's okay," Mayor Jiang said, "Go now." Leaving Mayor Jiang's office, Li Lun and I walked to the office of the executive deputy mayor.At this moment, I still don't know the name of the deputy mayor who has the word "executive" in front of the same position as us, and I have never met this person.I asked Li Lunjian if he had seen this person?What is your name?Li Lun said that of course he had seen it, Lin Hu, from the General Office of the Provincial Party Committee.

"Lin Hu?" I said, "Lin Hu, interesting." "Don't you just want to say that he is a close relative of Lin Biao?" Li Lun said. "yes?" "How could it be?" Li Lun said, "However, people call him Deputy Commander Lin behind his back." "Could it be that he is afraid of light and wind?" Li Lun looked at me, "You might as well just say Wendu Erhan." He said. I was taken aback because Wendulhan is where Lin Biao was buried. "When we meet him later, what should we call him?" I hurriedly said, "Deputy Mayor Lin? He's the executive again. Executive Deputy Mayor Lin? It's too long. Mayor Lin?"

"You can call me whatever I call you." Li Lun said. "What's your name?" "You'll know when you arrive," Li Lun said.He looked left and right to determine the location of Lin Hu's office. The executive deputy mayor's office is on the same floor as the mayor's office.After the briefing, Lin Hu's secretary led us in.An imposing man was leaning on the executive chair and making a phone call. I think he must be Lin Hu. Li Lun spread his thighs and stepped forward, "Executive Lin, hello! My brother has reported to you!" Li Lun yelled loudly, as if meeting a buddy or friend.

When Lin Hu looked at Li Lun, he screamed "Ouch" and quickly covered the microphone, motioning us to wait.Then he removed his hand from the receiver and continued on the phone. "It's nothing, there are two guests here," Lin Hu told the other party on the phone, he actually regarded Li Lun and me as guests. "It's okay, you go on. Um, uh, uh, yes, yes, you must follow the instructions of Deputy Secretary Ma of the Provincial Party Committee. Um, uh, I will report directly to Deputy Secretary Ma. Um, uh, don't worry, Deputy Secretary Ma is my old leader..."

Lin Hu was on the phone and kept calling Deputy Secretary Ma, reminding the other party on the phone, but even a fool could tell that he was actually alerting me and Li Lun who were standing in front of him. He and Deputy Secretary Ma of the Provincial Party Committee had a very different relationship. generally.Who is his background. Li Lun and I were left on the air for ten minutes, and Lin Hu finally finished the phone call.He stood up, with a guilty face, and said sorry twice.Then he stretched out his hands and enthusiastically came over to shake hands with Li Lun, and then shook hands with me. "I'm expecting you to come," he said, "what do you mean like a tiger with wings added? Ah? You two are here, you are like a tiger with wings added! Haha!" He laughed twice, "In the future, in terms of economy," he put a Putting one hand on Li Lun's shoulder, "I'm relying on you, Deputy Mayor Li." Then, he put the other hand on my shoulder, "Vice Mayor Zhang, you are the only one in science and education. He looked at Li Lun and at me, "The two burdens are not light, you have to pick them up and share the mayor's worries."

Li Lun said, "That is." I said, "Mayor Lin, don't worry." Lin Hu was startled, raised his hand on my shoulder, pointed to me and said, "Don't call me Mayor Lin, I'm the deputy mayor, just like you. Our mayor's surname is Jiang, Mayor Jiang. " "Executive Lin, don't worry." I changed my title and said. "It's okay," Lin Hu said.He thought of something, "Oh, by the way, I have arranged for you the car, the driver, and the secretary. There is a dedicated car and a dedicated person. There is also an office, one for each person. I will let the director of the office take you there." After finishing speaking He turned to move one of the phones on the desk, ready to dial, thought about it, and put down the receiver. "I'll take you there myself!" Li Lun hurriedly stopped him, saying: "No need, Executive Lin, you are busy, you are busy with your own." I also expressed the same meaning as Li Lun. Lin Hu said, "That's good." Lin Hu called the director of the office. The director of the municipal government office is called Tian Xiang, and we had known each other before meeting Mayor Jiang.Because Li Lun said he was familiar with Mayor Jiang, he didn't let Tian Xiang bring us up.This is a sensible young man, not more than thirty years old, and even has acne on his face.You can tell how busy he is just by looking at the pimples on his face, because none of the pimples on his face are squeezed and they stay in place.And someone who never even had time to pop a pimple now shows us our cars, drivers, secretaries, and offices. Li Lun and I met our respective cars and drivers after meeting our respective offices and secretaries. The cars assigned to me and Li Lun were two Buicks, which were left by our two predecessors, and so was the driver. "Each car has run about 100,000 kilometers, but the driver is very reliable." Tian Xiang told the truth, hoping we don't mind.Li Lun looked at the cars and asked which one was Zhang Dong's?Tian Xiang pointed to the Buick with the plate number G-A3886, and said this one.Li Lun snorted, looked at the car, his eyes lit up, and said that I want this one.After finishing speaking, he looked at Tian Xiang, "Is it okay?" Tian Xiang said that I have no problem, and you two can discuss it yourself.Li Lun looked at me.Without thinking, I said you want it.Li Lun looked at the two drivers next to him, and said to Tian Xiang: "The driver should keep driving the original car, right?" The implication is that the driver is familiar with the original car and can guarantee safety. I understand that.Tian Xiang said that I have no problem, and you two should discuss it yourself.Li Lun looked at me, and before I waited for him to speak, I said it was good.Li Lun was very satisfied with my answer and happily said that's it.He walked up to the Buick he had chosen, touched the rearview mirror and asked who was the driver of this car? One of the two drivers with crew cuts came out with long white hair. Tian Xiang introduced that this was Brother Huang, Huang Xiaoxiang. After hearing this, Li Lun kindly shook hands with the driver who went forward, "Master Huang, hello! From now on, you will work hard with me!" Master Huang smiled and said nothing, it could be seen that he was a man of few words.He can keep his mouth shut about anything. The remaining driver is none other than me.Before Tian Xiang introduced him, he took the initiative to come to me and said, "Vice Mayor Zhang, hello! My name is Wei Hai, you can call me Wei Hai!" "Wei Hai, hello!" I said while shaking hands with my outspoken driver. Seeing that the two cars and the two drivers belonged to each other, Tian Xiang agreed, Deputy Mayor Li, Deputy Mayor Zhang, please get in the car and try it now, how about it? Li Lun said: "Okay, try it!" I said ok. Master Huang and Wei Hai have already opened the back doors of the two cars, waiting for their new owners to enter. Li Lun got into the car that belonged to him.Master Huang closed the back door before going to open the front door and sat in the driving seat. I also got into my private car.Am I the owner of this car from now on?I can not believe it.The moment my butt touched the leather seat, I felt like an electric shock, bouncing back and forth, afraid that if I sat still, my butt would be burnt. "Deputy Mayor Zhang, please sit down." Wei Hai said while looking at the endoscope. "Okay." I said.I force myself to sit still. "Vice Mayor Zhang, where are you going?" Wei Hai said.He starts the car's gas pedal. I was taken aback, "Where are you going?" "We will go wherever you say." Where are you going?I thought to myself.Where should I go at the beginning of my tenure?Where can I go?good to go? Wei Hai has started the car slowly.Li Lun's car, which was driving ahead, ran out of the city hall and disappeared. "Go to Dongxi University." I finally made up my mind. Only then did the hesitant car have a clear direction.It carries me, heading towards Dongxi University where I have been a lecturer for seven years and an associate professor for eight years. Along the way, I thought about the car. After entering Dongxi University, I first asked the driver to drive the car to the school’s office building, and took a walk there to show the principals and secretaries who have been stuck on my neck for many years. what does it look likeWhat is the difference between his status, treatment, vehicle, style and prestige and theirs?After letting them see it, I asked the driver to drive the car to the teaching and staff dormitory area, and stopped at the downstairs of the dormitory where I still live. After the driver opened the door for me, I got down again and told the driver that I would go back to the room Change a cell phone battery.Then I go upstairs again.Actually, I didn’t change the battery of my mobile phone, but stood by the window of my apartment on the seventh floor, looking at the professors who discriminated against associate professors downstairs, how do I think about the car of an associate professor who has not been rated as a professor for three consecutive years?Among those professors, it is best to have judges from the professional title review committee, and some judges who voted against me because they were jealous of my academic achievements. In that way, the car I parked downstairs can make them envious, make them wake up or regret it—it turns out that a The future or ultimate goal of an associate professor is not limited to becoming a professor, but can also be an official, and if he can be an official, he can be promoted again.If the east is not bright and the west is bright, if the professor can't get an evaluation, then he should become an official.Look, my Zhanglian Federation of Literary and Art Circles is an example.If the professor doesn't judge me, I can go to the examiner, right?Since I can obtain the highest degree of a degree—a doctorate, can I not even pass the exam for a deputy department-level official equivalent to the sixth rank?I really passed the exam, Deputy Mayor of Ningyang City.Special car, full-time driver, special office, special secretary, do professors have such treatment?May I ask Professor Su, Professor Wang, and Professor Yu, I know you usually look down on officials, so why do you add brackets "equivalent to deputy department level" after the title of professor on your business cards?hehe! "Deputy Mayor Zhang, what are you laughing at?" Wei Hai, who was driving the car, asked me.The car was driving on the way to Dongxi University, but my train of thought when I expected to arrive at Dongxi University was interrupted by Wei Hai's question. "Am I laughing?" I said. "Yes, you laughed twice." Wei Hai said. "Well," I said, "I can't help laughing out loud at the thought of something ridiculous." Wei Hai said, "It's about choosing a car and a driver, right?" I was taken aback, "Huh?" What's so ridiculous about choosing a car and a driver?I thought, but didn't say it. Wei Hai said: "It seems that Deputy Mayor Zhang didn't know who was in this car and who I was driving for." "Who? Didn't you say it was one of the former deputy mayors?" I said. "The former deputy mayor is right, his name is Lan Yingjun," Wei Hai said, "I drove the car for him." "Any questions?" "I'm fine," Wei Hai said, "but Lan Yingjun has a problem, something happened to him." I was a little nervous, "what's the matter?" "It was double-regulated by the Commission for Discipline Inspection, four months ago." "Shuanggui?" I don't quite understand what shuanggui is. "It's the specified place and the specified time to explain the problem." Wei Hai said. "what is the problem?" "What's wrong with a deputy mayor in charge of the economy? Corruption and bribery!" Wei Hai said, "It's a big deal. I'll drive him. As far as I know, there are not a million but seven or eight hundred thousand. It's a trivial matter to have a woman. gone." "Really?" I said, "What about you? Just kidding, Wei Hai." "I'm fine," Wei Hai said, "Hey, can I still drive if something happens?" "That's it." I said. "You don't know about Lan Yingjun, but Vice Mayor Li must know," Wei Hai said, "So when ordering a car just now, Vice Mayor Li chose the car that Vice Mayor Zhang Dong took, and he didn't dare to choose Lan Yingjun has ridden in this car. Why? He thinks that Lan Yingjun’s car is bad, and he also thinks that Lan Yingjun’s original driver is also bad. It’s because Deputy Mayor Li is better than you. Deputy Mayor Zhang Dong is now He has been promoted to be the mayor of another city, and it is auspicious to ride in the car he used to drive and use the driver he used to drive!" I was stunned for a long time, speechless.He secretly scolded Li Lun in his heart, and fucked his ancestors. "Deputy Mayor Zhang, are you afraid?" Wei Hai said. "what?" Wei Hai said: "Are you afraid that if I drive for you, if you ride in this car, it will bring you bad luck?" "No, I'm not afraid." "Aren't you afraid?" "I'm not afraid!" I said.I reached out and patted Wei Hai on the shoulder, "Don't be afraid, I trust you and like you to drive for me. Also, I want to tell you that I am definitely different from Lan Yingjun." Wei Hai looked in the rearview mirror, presumably to see if my face and eyes are the same. Wei Hai said, "Thank you." I was suddenly moved and moved from the back seat to the front passenger seat. Seeing this, Wei Hai reached out with one hand, pulled the seat belt, and buckled it up for me.I noticed that his eyes were a little moist. The two of us were silent, and after the car had traveled for a while, Wei Hai said, "However, your secretary has been replaced with a new one, not the original one, and Deputy Mayor Li's secretary is also new." I looked at Wei Hai, "Really? Why?" "Lan Yingjun's secretary was slapped with shuanggui along with Lan Yingjun," Wei Hai said. "Deputy Mayor Zhang Dong went to become mayor of another city, and the secretary followed. We were the only two drivers standing firm." "It means that you two are doing the right thing and looking far." I said, with a bit of a pun. "That's not necessarily the case," Wei Hai said, "luck is very important." "luck?" "Lan Yingjun collected so much money and never gave the driver any money. He is very stingy." Wei Hai said, "Fortunately, he is stingy, otherwise I would have gone in with him. Do you think this is luck?" "Luck," I said, "you'll still have luck." Wei Hai looked at me. "I'm not stingy," I said, "but I will never accept money from evil people, so..." "So you don't care whose car you take or who you use as a driver." Wei Hai interrupted me and said. I nod.But in fact, I really care about it.Sitting in a car used by a fallen corrupt official, with a driver who drove for a corrupt official but did not have an accident, whoever said that he didn't care or taboo must be a lie and a fool.I'm a fool, and the smart people have already let Li Lun do it first.Li Lun of the dog day, I scolded Li Lun in my heart, I saved you, persuaded Mi Wei not to sue you, and made you the deputy mayor, so you repay me like this? East and West University was right in front of me, and I suddenly felt flustered.A few minutes ago, I thought about driving the car into the university and showing off in front of the president, secretary and professors, but now I dare not go.I changed my mind and told Wei Hai, Wei Hai, turn around and drive the car back. "Dongxi University is here, why don't we go?" Wei Hai said. "Not going." I said. "Deputy Mayor Zhang, you still live in Dongxi University, right?" "yes." "Then you should take me in and identify the door first, so that I can pick you up every day in the future." Wei Hai said. "nighttime then." As expected, it was at night that Wei Hai sent me back to Dongxi University.Just ten minutes before I started writing in my diary, he drove me downstairs to the residence.I didn't ask Wei Haihai to sit upstairs for a while and let him drive the car away, because I was afraid that if he sat, the car downstairs would attract envious or jealous eyes, or even get spittle on it.This is university.Before the city government arranges my new residence, I still have to live in the university, and I have already bought the residence in the university.From now on, the driver Wei Hai will come and go to the university to pick me up every day. I must keep a low profile and not irritate the professors who are still riding bicycles too much. Today, Mayor Jiang held a dinner for me and Li Lun when we took office. Except for a deputy mayor who was on a business trip, all members of the city government team came.I drank a lot of wine and heard a lot of jokes, one of which was quite funny. There was an old farmer who was driving a donkey cart into the city. At the intersection, the donkey ran past the red light. The old man whipped him and scolded: You dare to run a red light. Do you think you are a police car? ?After passing the intersection, the donkey saw a piece of grass, ran to graze, and was whipped by the old man again.The old man scolded: Where to eat, do you think you are a cadre? This joke was made by Mayor Jiang.After telling the joke, Mayor Jiang also said that this joke reminds us cadres, especially leading cadres, that we should not engage in privileges, otherwise the common people will scold us. Mayor Jiang's words are right, I must keep them in mind. The first day of diary writing, long enough.stop.Shower, go to bed, sleep.