Chapter 11 chapter Ten

After several days of thinking, Hong Zhonghua finally convened an enlarged joint meeting of the Party and government in Tongzhou City to convey and implement the important instructions issued by Secretary Zhang of the Provincial Party Committee during his inspection, and to study and solve the problems that occurred during the inspection of the Secretary of the Provincial Party Committee.Participants included members of the Standing Committee of the Municipal Party Committee, members of the mayor's office meeting, leaders of the Municipal People's Congress and the CPPCC.Dozens of people were divided into three circles and sat around the big round table in the meeting room of the municipal committee.Seeing that the people were almost there, Hong Zhonghua collected his mind and concentrated on the meeting: "Everyone has almost arrived? Then we will have a meeting, and those who are late will be reminded." The second half of the sentence is to the Secretary-General Yes, the secretary-general immediately signaled the director of the office to "remind", and the director of the office immediately assigned the secretary who was preparing to record to "remind" as soon as possible.This process is almost the epitome of the decision-making process of the municipal party committee and the municipal government.

Hong Zhonghua said: "Everyone knows that Secretary Zhang of the Provincial Party Committee came to our Tongzhou City for a two-day inspection." In fact, the inspection was only one day, and the original plan was two days. The time was also added in, and it could be said to be two days even with the beginning and the end, "When Secretary Zhang was leaving, he wrote an inscription for our city. Everyone knows that Secretary Zhang usually does not give anyone, Any unit that writes an inscription, this time to our Tongzhou City to give us an inscription in Tongzhou City, which shows that the leaders of the provincial party committee affirm our work, attach great importance to our Tongzhou City, and put forward higher requirements for our work. Secretary Zhang's inscription is a great encouragement and spur to our Tongzhou City." After careful consideration, he decided to apply Wan Lusheng's point of view to explain Secretary Zhang's inscription.As the secretary of the Tongzhou Municipal Party Committee, in public, the inscription of the provincial party secretary can only be interpreted in this way.

Hong Zhonghua read the inscription of Secretary Zhang of the Provincial Party Committee to those present, and then pointed out that the theme of today's meeting was: to implement the spirit of the inscription of the leaders of the Provincial Party Committee, and discuss and deal with several problems that occurred during Secretary Zhang's inspection.Hong Zhonghua first made a self-reflection: "This time, Secretary Zhang of the Provincial Party Committee came to our Tongzhou City for inspection. Several things happened one after another. Some of them were problems in our work, and some were caused by our personal concepts and mistakes in decision-making. Some problems are caused by the gap between our subjective wishes and objective reality. In short, from the root cause of the problem, the subjective problems are more prominent than the objective problems.” Speaking of here , Hong Zhonghua coughed lightly, made a pause, and left a short digesting gap for the participants, and then continued, "The first thing that happened was when the leaders of the Provincial Party Committee inspected 'Sanshun Beach'. On the stele engraved with the three characters "San Shun Tan", the three characters "flattering beach" are written..."

Speaking of this, I don't know who made a giggle.Hong Zhonghua stopped, wanting to see who dared to laugh on such a serious occasion, but he couldn't find it. The snickerer controlled himself in time, and the people in the venue looked at each other with stern faces, just like a meeting The room was hung with freshly laundered diapers.Hong Zhonghua glared at the direction of the voice: "I heard some people laughing just now, do you think this matter is ridiculous? This matter is very serious and of a very bad nature..." Mayor Wan Lusheng interjected: "This matter should be regarded as a serious political incident, and the Public Security Bureau should file a case for investigation."

Hong Zhonghua coughed, and Wan Lusheng stopped talking in embarrassment.On such occasions, no matter what the content of the interjection is, it is a very impolite behavior.Hong Zhonghua glanced at Wan Lusheng and said: "I said this matter is very serious, not that it is a serious political event. Rather, it sounded a wake-up call to us: when the people When we start to express our dissatisfaction in this way, we should think about why the masses do this. Here, I want to publicly review it in front of my comrades. The century-old place name was changed to 'Sanshuntan', the main starting point at that time was to conform to the trend of the times, to make the name of our new development zone more resounding, and at the same time, we also hoped to get more support from the superiors." Said At this point, a soft sneer came from an unknown corner of the venue. The sound was very weak and short, but because the venue was very quiet, it could still be heard clearly.Hong Zhonghua knew the meaning of this laugh, and his face immediately felt hot, as if lying in public was exposed by a ruthless colleague.

Wan Lusheng interjected: "I'm not polite enough to interrupt Secretary Hong's speech, but I still want to interject, whoever is sneaking up on the venue again, please go out, what are you doing? Let me make a point, flattering... I voted in favor of the 'San Shun Tan' matter at the time, no matter whether the name change is good or not, I have a share, and no one can make any fuss about this matter." Hong Zhonghua understood that Wan Lusheng interrupted with good intentions and wanted to help him, but it was not helpful. Although many people heard the chuckle just now, if you ignore it, it will pass, just like a fight in front of the public. A radish belch, although it smells bad, no one should pay attention to it, it just hits it, and now Wan Lusheng has expressed such an opinion on this chuckle, but it magnifies the effect of the chuckle, as if someone Start to track down who is belching carrots in front of the public, and doing a boring thing as a serious thing will naturally not have any positive meaning in the result.Hong Zhonghua quickly brought the conversation back: "I haven't finished what I said just now. Of course, I can't deny that I proposed to change it to 'San Shun Tan'. Of course, there are subconscious factors to cater to the leader and create a good impression on the leader. This kind of subconsciousness, in the words of ordinary people, is flattery. After changing the name, many netizens put forward sharp opinions on the Internet, and some citizens directly wrote to the municipal party committee and the municipal government to oppose our changing the place name with a history of hundreds of years. At that time, we They did not accept the opinions of the masses, and now they have adopted this method to embarrass us in front of Secretary Zhang of the Provincial Party Committee. Writing those three words on the "San Shun Beach" is just a way to change our place name. way of protest."

The director of the Municipal People's Congress said: "If it doesn't work, change it back. Anyway, it's just a matter of one sentence." The director of the National People's Congress was originally the secretary of the municipal party committee, and being the director of the municipal people's congress is to pave the way for complete retirement. He said this sentence is like farting with sand, not only stinks but also collapses.He had always had an opinion on changing Fanjiatan to "Sanshuntan". He didn't think there was anything wrong with the name "Sanshuntan", but he felt that Hong Zhonghua was too arbitrary, and there should be a complete set of procedures for changing the place name. At least it needs to be approved by the Standing Committee of the National People's Congress, and then filed with the relevant provincial departments. However, Hong Zhonghua changed the place name in one sentence, which has been used for hundreds of years, so he said, "It's just a one-sentence matter anyway" to ridicule Hong Zhonghua.

The chairman of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference is a thin old man, and he interjected unhurriedly at this time: "Since the common people like it, we might as well call it 'flattery beach'. It has both historical and practical significance, hahaha..." Said such extremely unserious words at such a serious party-government joint enlarged meeting. On the surface, it was a joke, but hidden behind it was a strong dissatisfaction with the municipal party committee and the municipal government.As the saying goes, officials protect each other.Now, the scene in Tongzhou City is difficult to maintain even the protection of officials and officials. Obviously, the "flattery beach" incident that occurred during the inspection of the provincial party secretary Zhang, the mass protests against the municipal government's annual parking fee, and the subsequent demolition of "flattery beach" households The series of incidents requiring fulfillment of the demolition contract has seriously damaged the prestige of the municipal party committee and the municipal government. Under such circumstances, it would be strange if these leaders with high positions but not at the core of power did not take the opportunity to express their emotions .It can also be imagined from their performance that the common people's thoughts on what happened these days will definitely not be positive, and the resentment is even stronger than these leaders.The most worrying thing is whether these ideas will continue to ferment and eventually cause big troubles that cannot be dealt with. This is the problem that the municipal party committee and the municipal government should pay full attention to and work hard to solve.

After careful consideration, Hong Zhonghua convened this enlarged party-government meeting to prevent this from happening. The "flattery beach" incident made him lose face, and he had fully prepared for any negative opinions he might encounter at the meeting. However, the cynicism of the director of the National People's Congress and the chairman of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference in public still made him blush and feel ashamed.He coughed twice, and laughed at himself: "You two are criticizing me. It seems that I can't get rid of the suspicion of flattering." Speaking of this, he laughed and took himself out of embarrassment, "This matter Today I solemnly declare to the members of the leadership team here that it would be dishonest to say that I have no thought of flattering at all. To be honest, who here does not flatter? Who has never flattered? The problem is that I am not People are dissatisfied with a good filming. Weaknesses are like belly buttons. Everyone has them. As a leader, who doesn’t want to have a good relationship with their superiors and leave a good impression on them? At least they can get the support and help of their leaders at work. There’s nothing wrong with that. The key is not to go against the wishes of the common people, I have clearly violated the wishes of the common people in this matter, and I am willing to review it.”

As the secretary of the municipal party committee, Hong Zhonghua was able to say so much in this kind of enlarged meeting. Everyone in the meeting was a little moved, and the atmosphere of the meeting began to become dignified. The director of the National People's Congress said: "Secretary Hong, I didn't understand what you said for a long time. What are you going to do about this matter?" Hong Zhonghua had no choice but to say: "I don't know what to do, isn't this being discussed? Does the National People's Congress have any good suggestions?" The director of the National People's Congress said: "There is no good suggestion. I don't think there is any need to take this matter too seriously. Aren't the place names all created by people? Since they have already been called so, there is no need to change them. Changing them will make people feel uncomfortable. At a loss."

Shan Liren, secretary of the Commission for Discipline Inspection, interjected: "The word 'flattery beach' can't explain anything, just wipe it off." Wipe it off with some gasoline and turpentine, and we are investigating it quickly." Shan Liren gave him a sideways look, and really wanted to hurt him: What did you do so early?Now fart.On this occasion, if you hurt him like that, the hatred with the chief of the public security bureau will be settled. Shan Liren swallowed his words, and continued to follow his own train of thought: "I don't think there is any need to investigate. Well, so what if it is found out? Maybe it was a prank by some troublemaker. If you don’t check this matter, it will pass, but if you check it, it will make it public. The place names are all created by people, and they are all called by people. , It’s just a name, a code name. I think our top priority now is not to discuss the issue of this place name. There are a lot of issues that are much more important than this issue. Let’s put this matter aside for now. What do you think?” Hong Zhonghua glanced at Shan Liren. As usual, Shan Liren was puffing out a thick cigarette like a dry dung stick, and his body was surrounded by smoke, like a dead tree stump that had just been burned.There was no one around him, and the participants tried to keep a distance from him as much as possible to avoid the unpleasant smell on his body.Hong Zhonghua held his breath when he saw him smoking in the conference room. According to the regulations, smoking was not allowed in the conference room, but Shan Liren never took this regulation seriously. The signs of no smoking were posted on the wall and placed on the wall. At the table, he turned a blind eye. As the deputy secretary of the municipal party committee and secretary of the Discipline Inspection Commission, no one was ashamed to protest directly, so he had the cheek to pretend to be stupid and go his own way.Hong Zhonghua agreed with Shan Liren's opinion in his heart. Although the "flattery beach" incident made him and the municipal party committee and the municipal government disgraced, if we pursue it with great fanfare now, it would be like showing people a leaflet full of scandals and privacy over and over again. .The best way is to ignore it at all and let it fend for itself. Whether it is "flattering beach" or "Sanshun Beach", as the director of the National People's Congress said, it is just a place name. Now some people are disgusted. After a while you get used to it and no one cares about it.Thinking this way in his heart, he couldn't express his position now. Expressing his position meant that he was weak in heart, and wanted to confuse this matter that made him and the municipal government ashamed as soon as possible. Hong Zhonghua began to take action to seize the initiative of the venue: "Just now Director Li of the National People's Congress and Secretary Shan both said that although the words are different, the meaning is the same. They both ask us to handle this matter correctly and not to be entangled in this matter. , turn your attention to issues that need our attention as soon as possible, and see if you have any opinions?" Mayor Wan Lusheng took advantage of the situation and corrected his position in time: "In fact, this matter can only be handled in this way in the end. Ignore him, what to investigate? What can we do if we find out? At most, we will deal with it according to the regulations on public security management and punishment. If there is a quarrel, the impact will be even greater. I am sure that if someone makes a quarrel, the common people will definitely turn to him, forget it, just ignore him and it will be over. I agree with Director Li and Secretary Shan." The main leaders have expressed their views, and others have followed suit.Hong Zhonghua said: "It seems that everyone's opinions are relatively consistent, so we will follow this principle. This matter will stop here and will not be pursued. If someone raises the issue of naming 'Sanshun Beach' according to normal procedures in the future, you can After the Municipal People's Congress passed relevant legal procedures, the Municipal Party Committee and the Municipal Government will no longer be involved in this matter." The director of the Municipal People's Congress cursed inwardly: What an old fox, he flattered himself on the horse's leg, and then threw the hot potato to the Municipal People's Congress.What can the Municipal People's Congress do?Is it really possible to start the program and change Fanjiatan back again?Everyone knows that the name of "Sanshuntan" is aimed at the inscription written by Secretary Zhang of the Provincial Party Committee. Let the city people sing bad faces?In fact, he wronged Hong Zhonghua when he called Hong Zhonghua an old fox. The fundamental reason for Hong Zhonghua to say this is that he realized that he did have the will of an officer and a straight-talking problem on the naming of "San Shun Beach". According to the party discipline and state law After all, the naming of "San Shun Beach" is not his turn to worry about the municipal party secretary. Now that he thinks about his mentality of flattering the provincial party secretary Zhang, Hong Zhonghua's old face becomes hot, so he never wants to hear it, let alone mention it. And the matter of "San Shun Beach", its psychology is like a child who is wet on the kang, the last thing he wants to hang the quilt. Hong Zhonghua didn't think about what the director of the Municipal People's Congress thought. His thoughts had already turned to the next topic, which was the issue of compensation for the relocated households in "Sanshuntan".He was indeed very annoyed that the government had signed the contract with the people in black and white, and the stipulated demolition compensation would fall through, and it would be delayed for several years, and the amount of the gap was so large.This matter cannot be justified no matter where it is taken, and the responsibility for this matter is also very clear, it is the city government's problem. Hong Zhonghua began to crusade against the municipal government: "Let's discuss the issue of compensation for the relocated households in 'Sanshuntan'. The State Hotel appealed and sued us, which made us very passive. Although Secretary Zhang did not explicitly criticize us, there are signs that the superior leaders are very dissatisfied with our work. The political impact of this incident is very bad, and it has seriously damaged our municipal party committee and municipal government What we should think twice now is who caused this bad political incident and who is damaging the image of our municipal party committee and government? Some people may say that it is the people who petitioned, but I want to say that these petitioners The masses of the people have reason and evidence. They just let our government fulfill the obligations stipulated in the contract. There is nothing wrong. It is not the masses who really caused this political incident and damaged the reputation of the municipal party committee and the municipal government, but ourselves, irresponsible bureaucrats Today I just want to ask the Finance Bureau a question: When the contract was signed, did you know the content of the contract and the amount of compensation?" The director of the Finance Bureau is a tall, thin man wearing a pair of old-fashioned black-rimmed glasses. He doesn't look like the director of the finance bureau at all, but looks like a private teacher in a mountainous area with low income and insufficient food.Hong Zhonghua's questioning made him panic, and he stood up instinctively, just like a soldier who heard a password: "Secretary Hong, we are responsible for this matter, and we cannot shirk it." Hong Zhonghua knew in his heart that the director of finance was an honest and kind person. He not only looked like a private teacher, but also behaved like a private teacher. Seeing that he made him tremble, he couldn't bear it, so he said to him kindly: " You sit down and say, today we are going to solve the problem, not hold any department or individual accountable. What is going on? Why is the demolition compensation not financially arranged?" The Finance Director sat down and said with a bitter face: "If the finances are rich, why don't they arrange it? Mayor Wan has urged this matter many times, but our city's financial situation is not good." Hong Zhonghua asked in surprise: "I read in the newspaper a few days ago that since the reform and opening up, our city's fiscal revenue has increased by 25 times, 25 times, it is not a small amount, how can there be no money? Today, you will be involved in the night scene project, tomorrow you will raise the wages of civil servants, and the day after tomorrow you will hold business promotion and festive activities. Isn’t it very rich to spend millions of dollars? Even if the finances are a little tight, there should be a priority in the arrangement plan.” The Director of the Finance Bureau is proficient in business, and immediately replied: "It is true that the fiscal revenue has increased by 25 times. If it is calculated at constant prices, it is more than 25 times. However, fiscal expenditures have increased even faster, of which only administrative expenditures have increased. Expenditures have increased eighty-eight times. Among other things, bus fares alone have increased by one hundred and fifteen times, personnel wages have increased by thirty-five times, and reception expenses have increased even more. In the beginning, there were no financial items for the reception expenses at all, and now it cannot be paid without 20 to 30 million yuan a year. This is only the data of the municipal system. If you add the public enterprises and institutions, it will cost more than 50 million yuan a year. Now Basically, the finances are food finances, and if the money is arranged in other ways, there will be problems with food." These data stunned Hong Zhonghua. He couldn't believe it. The participants were also a little surprised, and there were many discussions. I don't know who said: "This is not a food finance, it is a high-consumption finance." Hong Zhonghua grasped this sentence: "Well said, high-consumption finance, exact, accurate." Encouraged, the bubbling person just now added another sentence: "Maintaining the food and clothing of public servants is called food finance, and providing food, drink and entertainment for public servants, private use of public vehicles, and skyrocketing wages can also be called food finance?" This time, Hong Zhonghua and the participants saw clearly that the person who was speaking was Hua Sanba, the director of the research office of the Municipal Party Committee. His father only had his son at the age of thirty-eight, so he named him Sanba.This person turned out to be the secretary of the municipal legal committee. He took a special car to visit his father's grave on Ching Ming Festival. He killed a family of three citizens who went to the grave, killed two and injured one, and was demoted. I have always been aggrieved, and now I have found a chance to speak.Hong Zhonghua didn't care what the purpose of saying this was, and said with force: "Director Hua is very reasonable. If we don't pay the compensation for the demolition households of 'Sanshuntan', we will spend all of our money. Where did it go? I would like to ask everyone to consider such a question. If you look at the buses parked at the gates of our hotels and high-consumption places, and then look at the buses running in groups on the road during commuting hours, one bus is more expensive than the other. A senior car, who can believe that our Tongzhou City’s finances are so embarrassing that the government has to renege on contracts? Is the purpose of taxpayers paying taxes so that we can enjoy a high-consumption life? Today’s meeting I hope to draw a conclusion, when will the demolition compensation for the masses of 'Sanshuntan' be given to them." Everyone was silent, and the finance bureau chief lowered his head as if he was being criticized. Hong Zhonghua asked again: "How should this matter be resolved? Can it continue to be delayed? The government is playing tricks? This matter is not just an economic issue, but a serious political issue. If it cannot be resolved as soon as possible, I will not There is no way to explain to the provincial party committee, and there is no way to explain to the masses of 'Sanshuntan'." Hong Zhonghua mentioned the word "government" repeatedly, and Wan Lusheng couldn't sit still anymore, and began to press the director of the finance bureau: "Is there any other way for your finance bureau?" The finance chief buried his head and remained silent. No one could tell whether he kept his head down in apologetic gesture, or used silence to confront the leader.Wan Lusheng said hard words: "Secretary Hong is right. We can't hide this matter. The people have already stabbed Secretary Zhang of the Provincial Party Committee in front of us. Now the Provincial Party Committee has not urged us. For us to listen to what we say and watch what we do, I will make a statement today and deal with this issue as soon as possible. If I can’t handle it, I will resign. But I have said my ugly words first, and before I resign, I must remove you as the finance director.” The chief of the finance bureau suddenly raised his head, like a rooster fighting for the opposite sex, his neck turned red and he said to Wan Lusheng, "You are the mayor, and I am the bureau chief. What do you think should I do? Also, the mayor and the secretary are all present, this year’s budget has also been reviewed and approved by the Municipal People’s Congress, and Director Li of the National People’s Congress is also here. I'll get rid of the skin right away when the problem is solved." The meeting place was like the broth stuffed into the refrigerator condensed into jelly. The participants had never experienced such a scene. It is absurd that a small bureau chief openly challenged the secretary, the mayor, and the director of the National People's Congress at the meeting. , is also outrageous.Everyone at the meeting was secretly worried, not knowing how far things would go, and secretly curious, wondering how things would end.Everyone held their breath, and no one dared to talk or move, because they were afraid of getting angry and missing some details.Wan Lusheng was stunned by the Chief Financial Officer asking for instructions, because he really didn't know what to do.Like most officials who have held leadership positions for a long time, he is used to giving orders, and he is also used to his subordinates running errands according to their instructions. Come up with a way for the subordinates to execute smoothly.Perhaps this is the fundamental reason why Comrade Mao Zedong lamented that "the noble are the most stupid, and the humble are the smartest".Wan Lusheng made the chief of the finance bureau feel helpless, and said in a panic, "I can do anything, so why do you need me as the chief of the finance bureau?" The Chief of Finance seems to have taken a big pill this time, and he once again contradicted Wan Lusheng with a fearless spirit of going all out: "Well, it's easy to do, you can add the Chief of Finance, or you can change the Chief of Finance, as long as you can solve the problem, what? Do anything." Wan Lusheng failed completely. He could not withdraw from the family now, he did not have the power, and he could not immediately come up with a solution to the problem. He did not even dare to reprimand others in his capacity as the mayor, because he was called a donkey. Kicking people to death, he really couldn't grasp what the usually slumped and honest finance chief would say and do in a hurry to make himself, the dignified mayor, embarrassing in public.In desperation, Wan Lusheng got up and left.Hong Zhonghua hurriedly stopped him: "Old Wan, don't leave, just discuss it slowly." Wan Lu snorted angrily, "I'm going to the toilet." By the way, he gave the Finance Director a hard look, and walked away.As soon as he left, he threw the stall to Hong Zhonghua. It was impossible for Hong Zhonghua to let the meeting hang there, so he had to take over the conversation.Hong Zhonghua was not as embarrassed as Wan Lusheng, because he had thought about this matter beforehand, and he had already made a plan in his mind for the final outcome: raise funds as soon as possible, and at least partly fulfill the city government's contract promises. This is the only way to solve the problem.This incident has already reached the front of Secretary Zhang of the Provincial Party Committee, and the armed police and petition reception staff in front of the Municipal Party Committee and Municipal Government can no longer resist it. The city government also has to make an explanation to the superiors.The question now is: where will the money come from.So Hong Zhonghua discussed with the Director of Finance: "Can you temporarily solve some financial funds? I don't ask you to solve all of them immediately, at least solve part of it, and then we will think about it as a whole." Wan Lusheng was not around, so the director of the Finance Bureau spoke more openly: "Secretary Hong, the financial plate is very big now, with tens of billions a year. When the leader looks at the plate, he always feels that it can be solved by squeezing out a little bit of money." Shuntan’s problem. Who wouldn’t tear down the east wall to make up for the west wall? Even if they want to tear down the wall, the leader has to explain which wall to tear down. We can’t tear down wherever we want, and repair wherever we want Make up for it? Besides, the current financial gap is not only a "three-shun beach" problem, but also a large funding gap for many large-scale projects. In the past, we used to talk about living within our means, but now there is no such concept. Just start, and then order us to arrange funds. For example, for the night scene project, the budget at the beginning of the year was not listed at all. We have no choice but to tear down the east wall to make up for the west... Alas, it is difficult." Hong Zhonghua asked him: "According to the contract, how much compensation does the city still owe the 'Sanshuntan' demolition households?" The Director of Finance said: "This is a clear account. According to the contract amount, we owe more than 20 million yuan in compensation for demolition. In fact, you, Secretary Hong, have not fully grasped this matter. If it is only more than 20 million yuan, we will not be able to solve it all at once. The conflict will not intensify after several times of tightening the belt. The key point is that what the family wants is not only the compensation for the demolition, but also a place to live. The original contract stipulated that after two years, all the people would be guaranteed to live in the newly built' Sanshuntan' New Residential District. There are more than 300 households and more than 1,500 people in the demolition households. Up to now, they all live in temporary housing. The so-called 'Sanshuntan' New Residential District has been The foundation has just been laid, and according to the project budget, it will take more than 100 million yuan to complete the project, where can I get this 100 million yuan?" Hong Zhonghua said: "Can you think of other ways? Even if it is to demolish the east wall to make up for the west wall, first pay back a part of the compensation for the demolition and relocation, so as to ease the conflict, and then find a way to completely solve the problem of residents in the new district in the next year's budget. Construction problem?" The Director of Finance said: "Where is the money now? There is still a big gap in the administrative expenses for this quarter. If we don't hurry up, we may not even be able to pay the salary by then." Hong Zhonghua really can't believe that the finances can be stretched to such an extent: "How can this be? Now that the fiscal revenue is growing at double digits every year, how can it still be like this?" The Director of Finance said: "During the 'Tenth Five-Year Plan' period, the wages of government civil servants increased every year, and the wages alone increased by two or three times in five years. Five years ago, the average salary of civil servants was only more than one thousand yuan, but now it has exceeded two. Fifteen hundred yuan. In addition, the reception fee increases by double digits every year. Five years ago, more than 10 million yuan a year was enough to pay, and now it is less than 30 million yuan a year. The bus fee has been increasing year after year. A 20 million yuan can be enough to deal with, and now it is less than 60 million yuan a year, and the 60 million yuan does not include the driver's salary, bonus and subsidies. If you count it, the bus alone costs one yuan a year. The increase in office expenses is even worse. In the past, the average cost of a cadre was only three to five hundred yuan a year. Now, the office cost of each cadre is less than three to five thousand yuan a year. Now they all use computers, and the cost of configuring and updating computers and Not to mention depreciation costs, the increase in printing costs is scary. In the past, ten sheets of paper cost five cents, but now a sheet of paper costs at least fifteen cents, and the waste is astonishing. No matter who writes, they will print and copy. , Office printing paper is like running water. Sigh, what a crime, our financial revenue is not yet to such a luxurious level." "Even at this level, you don't have the right to be extravagant. How can you be a state cadre?" This sentence was inserted by Hua Sanba again. Hong Zhonghua came forward to settle the matter: "Okay, okay, the purpose of our meeting is to raise awareness and solve problems, not to show eloquence." Speaking of this, he thought of Wan Lusheng and asked the secretary-general, "What's the matter with Mayor Wan? Urinate? Why haven't you come back for so long." The director of the National People's Congress said: "Organize a salvage team, maybe it fell in." Shan Liren retorted: "Such a big person can't get in such a small hole, so he must have gone somewhere to chat." The chairman of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference said: "You won't find time to play a game of golf, will you?" As soon as the chairman of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference finished speaking, Wan Lusheng pushed the door open and came in. There was a coaxing laugh from the venue. Wan Lusheng was startled, thinking that his trousers were not pulled properly, he looked down, and tried again with his hands to make sure. No problem, just ask: "What are you laughing at?" His actions just now were even more amusing, so everyone laughed again, and the atmosphere at the venue finally eased up a lot after this laughter. Hong Zhonghua then informed Wan Lusheng of some issues he had talked about during his convenience.Wan Lusheng nodded repeatedly as he listened, his attitude changed 180 degrees from before going to the bathroom, as if he had re-learned the "Three Represents" and gained a new understanding: "What the Finance Bureau said The problem is very real and very serious. In any case, the first problem we face is to solve the problem of compensation for the demolition households in 'Sanshuntan'. Regarding this issue, I agree with Secretary Hong's opinion that the east wall should be demolished first to compensate the west wall. Set aside some of the funds to solve the urgent needs, otherwise we would be too passive when these people went to the provinces and collectively appealed to Beijing. It is not a problem of Tongzhou City that we cannot make ends meet. Isn’t it the same in the whole country and the world? Is the United States rich or not? ?The richest man in the world has a fiscal deficit of tens of billions of dollars every year, so we shouldn’t feel that we have done anything outrageous. The wall will not fall, borrow new debts to repay old accounts, finance Isn’t it always maintained like this? Arrange some funds financially to deal with the current situation and talk about next year.” Wan Lusheng just ran out just to urinate, and spent the rest of the time talking nonsense on the phone with Wang Qingqing. The two of them made an appointment to play golf after get off work and then have supper.Wan Lusheng asked Wang Qingqing with a salivating smile, "What about after supper?" Wang Qingqing replied unambiguously: "The mayor can do whatever he wants, and he can do whatever he wants. "Wan Lusheng laughed out loud, feeling extremely refreshed, and finally Wang Qingqing's ladle of clear water was extinguished by the full stomach full of anger provoked by the Director of Finance.After returning to the venue, Wan Lusheng, who was in a much better mood, expressed his opinion. Wan Lusheng made his statement, and Hong Zhonghua had no choice but to take up the words and said: "Then do it this way, squeeze a piece out of this year's budget, no matter what, we can't let the common people call us empty talk liars, and They called us liars in front of the provincial party secretary." The Secretary of Finance asked: "How much is it crowded?" Hong Zhonghua discussed with Wan Lusheng: "Mayor Wan, what do you think?" Wan Lusheng said: "Of course, the more the better, it would be even more ideal if it can be solved at one time. In all fairness, this matter is indeed shameful for us. After so long, people braved the wind, rain and sun all day to come to the city. It is not easy to stand at the gate of the government and look at the gate.” Hong Zhonghua thought to himself, what time is it, you, the mayor, still have the face to laugh at such things, and make jokes about the suffering of the common people. up.Thinking this way in my heart, of course I can't say that with my mouth, and I have to say something nice: "Yes, Mayor Wan still has a lot of affection for the people, and no one is responsible for this matter. Individuals have an unshirkable responsibility. It’s not that I didn’t see the masses coming to the gate of the city government to petition, but I didn’t pay attention to it. This is a manifestation of indifference and indifference to the interests of ordinary people. I want to apologize to these masses on an appropriate occasion , as the secretary of the municipal party committee, I also have to check with the higher-level party committee." The director of the Finance Bureau interjected: "The problem now is, if we need to raise funds to deal with the debts of the relocated households in 'Sanshuntan', where should we get the funds? Can't the wages not be paid? There is no fund to draw. The secretary, the mayor, and the leaders are all here today. To be honest, I really don’t know which project to take out to make up for it.” Hong Zhonghua asked for Wan Lusheng's opinion: "Old Wan, what do you think?" After asking, he felt that he was asking too much. If Wan Lusheng had a way, there would be no need for this meeting.果然，万鲁生摇摇头：“我也没办法，我同意拆东墙补西墙的原则，具体怎么拆还是由财政局看着办吧。” 洪钟华问财政局长：“你能不能具体说说哪些项目有可能挤一下。” 财政局长说：“说起来也简单得很，开源节流嘛，现在开源是开不了，节流应该能做到，最有效简便的办法就是压缩行政费用。” 洪钟华点头：“道理是对的，怎么节流呢？” “短期的办法就是今年内更新、增加的公车一律不再审批，对公车消费严加控制，接待费用也应该大大压缩，现在已经到了失控的地步，谁都能签单，谁都能白吃白喝，如果抠紧一点，只要公车消费和接待费用降下来百分之二十，我们就能把'三顺滩'的欠账都还上。在明年安排财政预算的时候，应该优先安排'三顺滩'新居民区的建设资金。我在这里说的只是个总的原则和设想，具体该怎么办，我们下去以后拿出一个实施方案，经过领导拍板以后再具体落实。” 万鲁生急着跟汪清清约会，没有心思再陪着洪钟华讨论大事，听了财政局长的话之后马上表态：“好好好，就这样办，你们拿出一个实施方案来，在市长办公会议上过一下，马上实施。看看大家还有什么事情没有？” 这个会议是洪钟华主持召开的，万鲁生居然急着要散会，这不能不让洪钟华怀疑万鲁生是不是有意捣乱。洪钟华忍住气对万鲁生说：“万市长，是不是有什么重要的事情？会议还有两件事情要议一下，会不会影响你啊？” 洪钟华脸上明显流露出的不满，让万鲁生醒悟，自己过于情急了，连忙说：“我没什么重要事，我以为再没什么事情了。” 洪钟华没答理他，轻咳一声继续下一项议题：“下面再讨论一下征收停车年费的问题和公车改革的问题……” 铜州市五套班子在开联席会议的时候，车轱辘得到了惊叹号传过来的好消息，说他把交警队的王队长穿起来了，也把车轱辘的意思表达到了，人家听说他是民政局的常务副局长，不要钱，要一块墓地。现在人死了不能直接埋到地里，要多加一道工序：烧。烧完以后再往地里埋，据说这就是文明殡葬。不管文明不文明，烧不烧，反正还是要往地里埋，铜州市巴掌大的一块墓地就要三五万块，出不起这笔钱的就别想往地里埋，直接到陵园的骨灰存放室里买个位置封存起来，就像把死人装在壁橱里。这样便宜，三四千块就能安家。中国人讲究的就是入土为安，人死了烧也好不烧也罢，最终能够入土就是最大的安慰。所以殡葬管理科的墓地就特别紧俏起来，供不应求，价格飞涨。殡葬管理科归民政局管，于是很多想为自己或者家里人准备归宿的人就托人穿关系千方百计想买一巴掌便宜点的墓穴。这种事情找到车轱辘算是找到了正主，殡葬管理科正好归他分管。于是他问惊叹号：“他买一个人的、两个人的还是四个人的？” 惊叹号嘿嘿笑了：“我靠，这又不是买电影票，要那么多干嘛？” 车轱辘说：“有一个人的墓穴，两个人的墓穴，如果是他给他们两口子双方的老人同时买那不就得四个人吗？如果买得少还好说，如果买得多，我可没钱埋单。” 惊叹号说：“别紧张，他家里的老人早就死光了，是给他两口子自己买的。” 车轱辘觉得好笑：“什么？他自己买？他才多大？” 惊叹号说：“我靠，这有什么？过去的皇帝不是一登基就开始修坟吗？他说是托风水先生看中了一块地方，不赶紧号下来怕让别人占了。” 车轱辘说：“那我问问能优惠多少钱。” 惊叹号说：“我靠，破财免灾，你就直接给他们买了算了，你买便宜。” 车轱辘骂惊叹号：“你弱智啊？我又不是孝子，怎么能让我买呢？这种钱只能自己花或者孝子花，我想花也轮不到我啊。” 惊叹号说：“我靠，你这个人就是不知道轻重缓急，现在哪还顾得上那些讲究，先办了再说吧。” 车轱辘说：“该办的我自然会办，我也知道利害关系，不过这人也真能出幺蛾子，怎么就想到买坑了呢？太早了吧。” 惊叹号：“我靠，这有什么早晚的，今天还活得好好的，明天说不准就挂了，魏奎杨不就是榜样吗？” 车轱辘马上打断他：“好了好了，你别跟我提魏奎杨，一提这个人我犯病。” 惊叹号哈哈笑着说：“我靠，你要是不犯病才真的有病呢。” 车轱辘又问：“他找风水先生看好的穴位是哪个告诉你了没有？” 惊叹号说：“南坡1168、1169号，我也不知道具体位置。” 车轱辘骂道：“现在也不知道怎么了，这帮人什么空子都能钻进去，我要是没这事，他死了就不埋了？真是的。” 惊叹号说：“我靠，我不跟你多说了，我就这么回话了，说你答应了，没问题。” 车轱辘急忙阻拦他：“别，千万别，万一他要的那个号码让别人定走了不就落空了吗？等我落实了以后再说。” 惊叹号：“我靠，就你这么实诚，也不知道那个局长是怎么当上的，这有什么？号码还不都是你们编的，如果那个穴位没了，重新给他编个1168、1169号不就成了？” 车轱辘笑了：“你这家伙真行，那就这么办，他要的穴位如果还空着，那我就直接给他办了，如果没了，我就按照他要的号码让殡葬管理科重编一个给他。” 扔下电话车轱辘就给殡葬管理科打电话，电话挂通了，他却又放下了电话，想了想，这种事情还是亲自跑一趟牢靠。于是亲自跑到了殡葬管理科，问科长陵园墓穴南坡1168、1169两个号卖出去没有，科长诚惶诚恐地给他查了半天，又直接打电话到陵园落实了一番，才告诉他还没有卖出去，空着呢。车轱辘就说他自己要了，接着问科长能不能优惠一些。科长大吃一惊：“车局长，你还早着呢急着要这东西干嘛？” 车轱辘也怕自己早早定墓穴传出去影响恶劣，脱口就说是给交警队的队长定的：“这人是我的亲戚，你想办法优惠优惠。” 科长巴不得有个给局长拍马屁的机会，一听说是车轱辘给亲戚要的，便说：“如果是车局长自己要，像征性地出几个钱就行了。两个墓穴原价是四万块，你随便看着给几个钱就行了。” 车轱辘还装正经：“那怎么能行？该怎么办就怎么办，优惠一点可以，像征性地出几个钱就把墓穴买了，传出去影响不好，不行，不行。” 管理科长说：“这有什么不行的？说来说去不就是一块地方吗？你要是批个条子白给，我们不也得执行吗？你还要花钱买，这就够廉政的了。” 车轱辘说：“那也好，我也不客气了，打个五折，我出两万块，你看行不行？” 科长说：“不行，那怎么能行？打五折是我这个科长的权限，您是局长，起码得打三折，这样吧，你给一万两千块，我给你出三万六千块的收据，你别要正式发票，要正式发票我就没办法了。” 车轱辘到了这个时候也就欣然笑纳了：“那就不好意思了，回头我就把钱给你送过来。” 科长说：“早点晚点都没关系，钱不着急，得赶紧把手续办了，你稍等一下，我这就给你办理墓穴订购手续。” 车轱辘等着科长办手续的工夫心里暗暗盘算，原来打算出三万块钱的血在交警队队长那儿买个平安，没想到来了这么一出，反而省钱了，真是有福之人不用忙。到时候不能给他说只花了一万两千块，还得说花了三万六千块，让他拼了老命替自己架桥过河。 片刻科长就把手续办好了，连着三万六千块钱的收款收据一起交给了车轱辘。车轱辘拿了手续谢了科长高高兴兴地回办公室，路上脑子里忽忽悠悠地想：这个科长倒真会来事儿，为人真不错，今后有机会还是可以用的。 车轱辘刚走，局办公室主任卫骏也来到了殡葬管理科，这完全是巧合，卫骏对车轱辘的谋算还没达到跟踪盯梢的程度，即便达到那个程度，他也没有那个空闲和本事。他是帮自己的一个初中女同学来买两个便宜的墓穴。现在流行同学聚会，顺口溜说得好：没事同学就聚会，拆散一对是一对，同学聚会喝喝酒，重温旧情走一走。那个初中女同学曾经当过卫骏的梦中情人，此次见面，聊了几句，听说他在民政局当领导，就请他帮忙给她父母买两个墓穴，一要风水好，二要价格便宜，卫骏二话没说就答应了。 科长听卫骏说也是来帮别人买墓穴，忍不住笑了：“今天是什么日子？局领导怎么都来买墓穴，还都不是给自己家买的。” 卫骏是局党组成员，所以科长称他为局领导。听到科长这么说，卫骏也觉得可笑，这种事情怎么竟然也凑到了一起，随口问道：“还有谁来买了？” 科长回答：“车副局长刚刚走，他是给市交警队的队长买的。” 听到这话，卫骏的中枢神经活像被无形的尖锥刺中，浑身激灵起来，仿佛嗅到猎物的猎犬：“不会吧，他怎么会替交警队的人买那玩意。” 车轱辘买墓穴的收据存根还在科长手边放着，科长把收据底联递给卫骏：“真的，这不，收据还是热乎的。” 卫骏看看收据，墓穴主人的名字果然不是车轱辘，而交款人一栏签名的却是车轱辘。卫骏猴精猴精的，上大学的时候形式逻辑和辩证唯物主义考试都是优良，从抽象到具体，同一律和充足理由律，透过现象看本质，用发展的变化的联系的观点看世界上所有的事儿等等这些方法论的运用已经成了本能，立刻从这件事情上联想到了车轱辘的车祸，而且马上就猜透了车祸和买墓穴的因果关系，进而好像活生生地看到了这场交易的整个过程。让他觉得好笑，觉得匪夷所思的是，车轱辘怎么能够想到用墓穴来贿赂交警队的队长。 “你把这份收据给我复印一份。”卫骏吩咐科长。 科长惊讶：“复印这干嘛？” 卫骏：“我拿给我那个同学看看，让她对比一下价格，别以为我在里面搞什么名堂。” 科长：“您就打算按照这个价格付款啊？” 车轱辘购买墓穴的实际价格才一万两千块，收据上却是三万六千块，科长所以有那么一问。 卫骏：“你能打几折？” 科长：“局领导亲自来了，随便看着给几个钱就行了，什么打折不打折的。车局长两个墓穴我才收了他一万两千块钱”。 卫骏再一次惊讶：“这收据上不写的是三万六千块吗？” 科长：“收据是给别人看的，这又不是正规发票，开多开少无所谓。” 卫骏：“这样吧，你按照原价给我打六折就行了，收据也实事求是地开。” 一个墓穴对外价格是两万块，两个就是四万块，六折就是两万四千块，卫骏觉得就这个价格已经足以对得起过去的梦中情人了。这么多年没见面，这一次同学聚会见面，物是人非，当年的梦中情人已经成了半老徐娘，一笑还露出满嘴黄黄的大板牙，卫骏失望透了，真有点后悔参加这次同学聚会，不然还能在记忆中残留一点青春期的美好记忆，现在连这点记忆也成了破碎的残片，失落之余，如果不是念着老同学那淡淡的友情，这件事情卫骏都懒得帮忙，所以他觉得能帮昔日的梦中情人节省一万六千块钱已经大大地够意思了。 科长还想抓住这个机会狠狠讨好一下局领导，坚持要给卫骏等同车轱辘一样的价格，卫骏摆出一本正经的面孔说：“这怎么能行？打了六折的折扣就已经优惠到底了，我也非常感谢了，再低就是不正之风了，这我可不能干，给，这是钱，你给我挑一个位置好一点的就行了。” 科长看到卫骏一本正经起来，也不好再死皮赖脸坚持降价，只好按照卫骏的意思收了他两万四千块，开收据的时候，顺便把车轱辘的收据也给卫骏复印了一份。办好此事，卫骏起身告辞，出来后心情极为振奋，他知道自己抓住了车轱辘的七寸。 司马达兴冲冲地给李桂香报告为她找到工作的好消息，来到李桂香家里的时候，李桂香还没有回来，小燕一个人在昏暗的灯光下写作业。看到司马达小燕高兴极了，跳起来差点带翻了桌子：“司马叔叔，你今天怎么想起我们了？” 司马达说：“我哪天也没忘了你们，你吃饭了吗？” 小燕说：“我妈还没回来，我就随便吃了点，司马叔叔你吃了没有？” 司马达说：“我吃过了，我就知道如果没吃到你这来也没吃的。” 小燕转身就去了厨房，转眼端来一盘黄豆炒咸菜和两个馒头：“谁说我这儿没吃的东西？虽然没有麦当劳的贵，可是比他们那的东西更好，属于绿色食品。” 司马达故作惊讶地说：“早知道有吃的我就不在食堂吃了。下次来我真应该事先打个电话问问你家有没有吃饭。” 小燕鼻子抽了一抽说：“哼，我就知道你虚伪，就算你没吃饭，你也不会吃我家这种粗茶淡饭的。” 司马达说：“你倒真会泡人，司马叔叔吃糠咽菜的时候你还没来到这个世界上呢。” 小燕：“那是旧社会的事吧？” 司马达让她逗笑了：“你知道什么是旧社会？” 小燕：“旧社会就是广大劳动人民吃不饱穿不暖备受压迫，少数统治阶级骑在广大劳动人民的头上作威作福。比方说，我跟我妈天再热也得顶着烈日奔波，你呢，可以坐在空调车里看我们大汗淋漓的样子。我跟我妈妈只能吃馒头就咸菜，你可以吃鱼吃肉吃麦当劳，这就像旧社会啊。” 小燕是开玩笑，童言无忌，但是司马达听到耳朵里却非常不是滋味，他勉强笑笑说：“小燕，司马叔叔可不是剥削阶级地主资本家啊。” 小燕：“我没说你是剥削阶级地主资本家，我是说你属于统治阶级。” 司马达哭笑不得，他实在没有想到，小燕这个小学生居然能够说得出这种话来：“小燕，你是胡言乱语还是真这么想的？” 小燕怯生生地问：“司马叔叔，你是不是生我的气了？你别生气啊，我也就是跟你开个玩笑。其实我妈特别希望我长大了能够考上公务员，当上国家干部，老说我如果当上国家干部了，她这辈子就放心了。” 司马达连忙说：“没有，没有。你赶紧写作业，写完作业就休息，我还有点事先走了。” 小燕说：“你不是要找我妈妈吗？” 司马达说：“我给你妈找了个工作，今天来问问她愿不愿意干。” 小燕说：“肯定愿意。” 司马达说：“我找的这个工作很辛苦，整天要在大马路上站着，日晒雨淋的，还要吃汽车尾气。” 小燕说：“我知道，你说的是交通协理员吧？就是吹哨让行人走斑马线，让汽车过斑马线的时候减速让行人。我妈妈肯定愿意干，那天我妈妈接我放学的时候过马路，还问人家每个月能挣多少钱，后来对我说，如果她也能干那样的工作就心满意足了。” 司马达放心了，对小燕说：“这样吧，等你妈妈回来你告诉她一声，就说叔叔给她联系了一个当交通协理员的工作，如果她愿意干，让她给我打个电话，我带她去报到。” 小燕高兴了：“那就太好了，白天妈妈可以当交通协理员，晚上还可以继续到大纽约娱乐城做保洁员，唉！就是那样太辛苦了。” 司马达这才知道，李桂香晚上没有回家是到娱乐城做保洁员的工作。作为市委书记的司机，当然少不了有人邀请他到娱乐城潇洒，只不过不会那么露骨地玩带颜色的项目，别人既怕他他也怕别人，所以一般情况下也就是唱唱歌，喝喝酒。但是他却知道娱乐城的保洁员是干什么的，整夜要不停歇地擦洗每一寸地面，不停歇地给每一个上厕所的人递送手纸、清理卫生间的每一寸空间。这种场所的保洁员工作是没有时间的，直到娱乐城寻欢作乐的人彻底走光了才能下班。如果夜间这样干，白天再站马路吹哨子，他不知道李桂香的体力能支持多久。想到这些，司马达有些后悔，他不知道给李桂香找这份工作到底是办了一件好事还是再一次好心办了坏事。 最近一段时间大纽约娱乐城成了车轱辘常来常往的处所，今天晚上交警队王队长在这里宴请他。为王队长订购吉祥墓穴的事情办成了，王队长非常感激，除了立刻对那桩造成魏奎杨死亡的交通事故作了结案处理，把葫芦的驾照还给了葫芦，还专门通过惊叹号邀请车轱辘“坐坐”，以表示感谢。 惊叹号作为穿线人，王队长请车轱辘自然也要他来联络。交警队长征求惊叹号的意见，在哪里宴请车轱辘合适，惊叹号最近一段时间经常来大纽约娱乐城，跑顺腿了，便自作主张推荐了这个地方。几个人如约而至，席间不外乎你来我往地说一些表达感谢、联络感情的无聊话儿。他们没有叫小姐作陪喝花酒，原因是交警队王队长第一次和车轱辘正面接触，两个人还不是很熟，主人不了解客人的秉性，客人也不了解主人的癖好，便大家都假装正经，谁也不提泡小姐的事儿。王队长和惊叹号都不喝白酒，于是就猛灌啤酒。没有小姐干扰，喝酒就多，喝酒多了尿就多，车轱辘和交警队长、惊叹号你来我往地喝了几瓶啤酒，就开始走马灯似的交替着跑卫生间上厕所。 市民李桂香正在卫生间上班，她是一个勤恳认真的保洁员，卫生间的地面让她擦洗得锃明瓦亮光可鉴人。李桂香这份工作非常辛苦，但是她做任何工作都不觉辛苦，因为她有希望。她的希望正像她女儿说的，就是能把小燕培养成一个国家干部。她最怕小燕到工厂上班，破产下岗失业把她闹怕了。当了国家干部就不会怕下岗失业了，哪家工厂倒闭了，国家也不会倒闭。国家干部才是真正的铁饭碗。见到车轱辘进来，李桂香按照娱乐城的规矩问了声你好，车轱辘对于李桂香的问候就像没听到一样，急匆匆钻进男厕稀里哗啦地放水。李桂香从卫生间退出来之后，马上开始擦拭卫生间门口的地面，她知道，娱乐城评价员工的基本标准就是看你是不是有空闲，有，就是差，没有，就是好。 车轱辘方便完以后，从卫生间出来，酒喝多了，脑袋晕乎乎，身体飘悠悠，脚下像踩着一片云彩。李桂香正在拖地板，见车轱辘摇摇晃晃东倒西歪地从卫生间出来，连裤门都没有关，就知道这人喝高了。刚刚擦过的地滑，她怕把这人滑倒，却又不敢主动招呼他提示他小心一点，像她这种底层工人主动跟客人搭讪是绝对不允许的，她们能跟客人主动说的话只有两个字：你好。最多再加两个字：先生你好。即便这句话也只能是在客人直接接受她们服务的时候才能说。劳动人民的话语权在这种地方被剥夺得最为彻底。 李桂香暗暗担心，却又无可奈何，只好对车轱辘行注目礼，时刻关注他的行程，随时准备在他发生跌滑时拯救他。就在这个时候，大纽约娱乐城的冯主管巡视经过这里，一眼看到李桂香没有干活，站在那里盯着客人看，便训斥李桂香：“不好好干活卖什么呆？站在那干嘛？展览啊？” 车轱辘听到了冯主管的声音，便回过身来打招呼，酒喝多了，腿脚虚浮，地面又滑，猛然转身，脚下不稳，当即一个趔趄倒在地上，姿势像极了中国男足侧身倒地铲球。中国男足侧身倒地铲球的特点就是人倒了，球铲不着。车轱辘摔倒的姿势是没有球却想踢球。 冯主管和李桂香本能地同时抢上前去搀扶他，结果两个人的脑袋撞在了一起。李桂香瘦，脑袋特别骨感，冯主管觉得自己的脑袋撞在了马路牙子上，疼痛难忍，捂住脑袋哀号。冯主管胖，脑袋相对柔软一些，李桂香觉得自己好像撞在了充足气的轮胎上，虽然不舒服，却还能够忍耐，便连忙爬起来照看摔倒地上的车轱辘。 车轱辘甩开李桂香自己爬了起来，作为一名局级干部，他不屑于同李桂香这样的下层人物计较，怒火中烧地斥骂冯主管：“你们他妈的干嘛在这个时候擦地？”