Chapter 8 Chapter VII
Hong Zhonghua and the main leaders of the five sets of leadership teams drove to the junction of Tongzhou City and neighboring cities to meet Secretary Zhang of the Provincial Party Committee.In fact, under normal circumstances, there is no need for the leaders of the five teams to dispatch together, but everyone knows the importance of the provincial party secretary, the provincial boss, and everyone wants to show their face in front of the provincial party secretary and please him. It is also human nature, it is not good to not let anyone come, Hong Zhonghua simply does not control, whoever wants to come, it can also show the respect and welcome of the five teams of Tongzhou City to Secretary Zhang of the Provincial Party Committee.
It was too hot, and the car of Secretary Zhang of the Provincial Party Committee hadn't arrived yet. None of the leaders got out of the car, and they all hid in the car and turned on the air conditioner.Hong Zhonghua didn't get out of the car either. To kill time, he chatted with Sima.Sima took the opportunity to give Hong Zhonghua a detailed report of Li Guixiang's illness and described the poverty of her family.After Hong Zhonghua heard it, he sympathized very much, and felt even more embarrassed. Although it was out of good intentions at the time, he did a small bad thing. It's really hard to explain.This really corresponds to the saying, you can't be a good person, you can't do good deeds, and you can't have good intentions.Thinking this way in my heart, I still had to encourage Sima: "You are doing a good job, that's how it should be, even if she wasn't because of our illness, we met, we know, we should help if we can, and we should help others. Well."
Sima said: "Secretary Hong, you are really right. Helping others is really a pleasure. I feel very happy after helping them run around these two days. You don't know, Li Guixiang's daughter is Xiaoyan. She's so smart, a child from a poor family is sensible and good at studying, and she talks like a grown-up, I can't even beat her."
Hong Zhonghua said: "I will also visit them when I have time. Alas, in our city, there are still many urban poor like Li Guixiang. They need the care and help of the party and the government. We haven't done enough yet. There are a lot of people who just got out of poverty, and after a disease, their children will return to poverty as soon as they are admitted to school."
Sima said: "Especially for employees of state-owned enterprises in their 40s and 50s, they are finished as soon as they are laid off. It is very difficult to find a job and start a business after they are older. This is really unfair." I lost my elder brother who was struggling in his hometown, so I was very angry, and the words were a little sad.
Hong Zhonghua admitted in his heart that what Sima said was very reasonable, but he could not express his support for him. After all, this did not represent the mainstream thinking. It seemed to be somewhat dissatisfied with reality, so Hong Zhonghua chose to remain silent.
Sima said, "Secretary Hong, have you heard of the 'Billion Project'?"
Hong Zhonghua shook his head: "No, what do you mean?"
Sima said: "This is what people from the Finance Bureau said. If our city's buses are reduced by half, and public funds for food and drink are reduced by half, the savings in one year can build 100 Hope Primary Schools and 1,000 high-end public toilets. Solving the employment problem of 10,000 laid-off and unemployed workers is called the 'Hundred Million Project'."
Hong Zhonghua was speechless to answer, because what Sima said was the truth, and Hong Zhonghua knew some things better than Sima, but as the secretary of the municipal party committee, he could only remain silent when he heard this, because he himself was one of the many facts. element.Under the contrast of the "Millions of Projects", many phenomena that were taken for granted in the past are like the naked body of a bastard with the cover off, so ugly and disgusting.Hong Zhonghua had to close his eyes, he was embarrassed to look at Sima's young and innocent face.
The phone rang, and it was the Secretary General of the Municipal Party Committee who reported that Secretary Zhang's car was coming soon.Hong Zhonghua quickly got out of the car, and at the same time the leaders in other cars got out of their cars one after another, including the mayor Wan Lusheng, the director of the National People's Congress, the chairman of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference, the executive vice mayor, The deputy director of the National People's Congress, the vice chairman of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference, etc. are all kinds of people who are qualified to participate in this kind of activities.In the past, everyone would take their own cars to meet Zhang Hong Zhonghua, Secretary of the Provincial Party Committee, and he would not feel that there was anything wrong. But after listening to Sima's discussion just now, the more he looked at these people and these cars, the more awkward he felt. Since it was a collective action, why? Why can't everyone take a station wagon together, and everyone has to come in their own car?Isn't this another manifestation of corruption?Hong Zhonghua still has nothing to say, because isn't he the same?
The outside world and the environment in the car are polar opposites. The coolness inside the car reminds people of early spring, while the scorching heat outside makes people feel like being burned in an oven. It is still difficult to adapt to the scorching heat outside in suits and leather shoes, all wearing T-shirts and single shirts.The drivers took out parasols to shade the leader one after another, and Sima got out of the car and held up a parasol for Hong Zhonghua, but Hong Zhonghua refused: "Don't cover it up, see the sun for disinfection and deodorization, you go back to the car and wait." Me." Then he walked towards Wan Lusheng, "Old Wan, are you afraid of getting sunburned?"
Wan Lusheng was a little embarrassed, and said to the driver: "Go, go, don't do this, I'm not a bitch."
Hong Zhonghua said to Wan Lusheng's driver: "Go and tell the leaders, just say what I said, please bask in the sun and be patient for a while. Secretary Zhang's car will arrive soon. Secretary Zhang sees each of us What does it look like if there are drivers holding umbrellas?"
Wan Lusheng's driver ran to notify him. After a while, the leaders' drivers put away their parasols and returned to the car.The leaders stood under the scorching sun, sweating profusely for a moment, as if they had just got out of a sauna room.There is a small forest beside the road. The director of the Municipal People's Congress was the first to notice it, and ran over to wave to other officials: "Come here, there is shade here, don't bask in the sun, be careful of heatstroke."
All the leaders gathered in the grove one after another, and Hong Zhonghua followed. Under the shade of the tree, there was a cool breeze, which made people feel very comfortable.Wan Lusheng said: "It's really comfortable. The cool breeze in nature is better than the air conditioner."
Hong Zhonghua said: "If you just got out of the air-conditioned car, you will not feel this kind of comfort, it is because you have been in the sun for a while, and now you can feel this natural coolness."
Wan Lusheng said: "It's still a secretary, everything can be elevated to the level of theory, and every word he speaks is philosophy."
Hong Zhonghua stared at him, trying to distinguish whether it was not spending money to gain affection, or ridicule.Wan Lusheng laughed and said: "Secretary, don't look at me like that. I'm not mocking you, but I really admire you. I had this feeling just now, but I just couldn't express it, but you just said it right from my heart." gone."
The other leaders pretended to enjoy the cool breeze and enjoy the scenery, as if they had no interest in the conversation between the secretary and the mayor, but in fact they all pricked up their ears and waited to hear how Hong Zhonghua would deal with it. Hong Zhonghua also laughed and said: "Then I will tell you One paragraph, what does it mean to be born in a blessing and not know a blessing? It is because he was born in a blessing that he doesn't know a blessing."
Wan Lusheng let him go around him, blinked his eyes and pondered for a while, and said to the other leaders: "Listen, everyone, Secretary Hong's words are not very good, right? There is no philosophy in talking like a car."
The chairman of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference retorted: "Mayor Wan is wrong. This sentence is the most philosophical. In Su Shi's philosophical poem "Inscribed on the West Forest Wall", "Looking horizontally, it is a mountain and a side is a peak. The height of the distance is different." Knowing the true face of Lushan Mountain is only because of being in this mountain', this is the state I am talking about."
Wan Lusheng joked: "Well, it makes sense, but you are all philosophers, and I am honestly a part-time worker..."
While talking, the secretary-general sent an urgent message: "Secretary Zhang's car has arrived, where are you guys? Why can't I see it?"
The Secretary General of the Municipal Party Committee went to the front to meet Secretary Zhang on behalf of the five teams of the city, and took a police car to open the way in front of Secretary Zhang's car. At this time, he had reached the border of Tongzhou. A leader got out of the car and waited. He was in a hurry, and he didn't bother to express his respect to the secretary as rigidly as in the past. He spoke as if he was reprimanding his subordinates.
Hong Zhonghua quickly greeted everyone: "Hurry up, hurry up, don't feel uncomfortable, Secretary Zhang is here, hurry up and go." So the leaders and comrades of Tongzhou City swarmed out of the small woods, as if a gang of robbers had suddenly jumped out, and they were desperately heading towards the road run.These leaders who are pampered and stable on weekdays really ran at an unambiguous speed when they encountered an emergency. Although everyone was panting and sweating profusely, their faces were flushed, but no one was left behind. When everyone gathered on the side of the road, Secretary Zhang The station wagon I took has passed the big archway of "Tongzhou people welcome you".There is a police car in front of Secretary Zhang of the Provincial Party Committee, which was brought by the Secretary General of the Tongzhou Municipal Party Committee to clear the way for Secretary Zhang of the Provincial Party Committee.The police car that the Secretary-General was sitting in saw the main leaders of the city gathered on the side of the road, so it slowly pulled over and stopped, followed by Secretary Zhang's car.Hong Zhonghua led the members of the leadership team to welcome the Secretary of the Provincial Party Committee.Secretary Zhang got out of the car, followed by the Secretary General of the Provincial Party Committee, Secretary Zhang's secretary, and two or three staff members of the Provincial Party Committee. Hong Zhonghua noticed that after Secretary Zhang got off the car, no one held an umbrella for him. Shading the sun, I am secretly glad that if the leaders of Tongzhou City have a driver behind each of them to shade the sun, it would be a shame.
Secretary Zhang shook hands with all the people present one by one, with a friendly attitude, and thanked everyone for coming to welcome him despite the heat.Secretary Zhang’s complexion was much darker than those seen on TV. He may have come down to inspect the sun, but he was in good spirits and in a good mood. Although the weather was hot and sweat was dripping on his face, he insisted on following everyone present. The leaders of Tongzhou City shook hands cordially.After meeting and shaking hands, Secretary Zhang invited Hong Zhonghua and Wan Lusheng to his car, saying that they would chat while walking and listen to the situation in Tongzhou City.Hong Zhonghua has been working in this province for a long time, and he has more dealings with Secretary Zhang, and it is more natural.Wan Lusheng, a cadre parachuted from another province, was unfamiliar with Secretary Zhang. The Secretary of the Provincial Party Committee invited him to get in the car, and he was a little flattered. At that time, he instinctively stretched out his hand to scratch at the place where he was struggling, and grabbed Hong Zhonghua's waistband. Thanks to the strong leather belt of Hong Zhonghua's trousers, Wan Lusheng managed to prevent Wan Lusheng from ripping off his trousers on the spot.
Secretary Zhang's car drove ahead, and the cars brought by the leaders of Tongzhou City hurriedly followed behind. A long string of dark cars followed the medium-sized station wagon, which looked like a funeral procession.The Secretary General of the Provincial Party Committee kept giving Hong Zhonghua winks, his expression was like a pervert picking up girls in a bar.Hong Zhonghua made the Secretary-General of the Provincial Party Committee dizzy. He didn't know what the Secretary-General was going to do. It was too ugly, so I quickly called Sima and told him to stop the convoy behind and go their own way, not to follow Secretary Zhang's car.Sima quickly stopped the car, stopped the car behind, and finally got rid of the funeral-like black convoy. The secretary-general was relieved and gave Hong Zhonghua a very dissatisfied look.
Along the way, Secretary Zhang of the Provincial Party Committee asked Hong Zhonghua and Wan Lusheng about the situation in Tongzhou City. At the beginning, both of them were a little cautious. question.Secretary Zhang asked Hong Zhonghua and the others: "In economic and social development, what do you feel is most needed at present?"
Hong Zhonghua and Wan Lusheng said in unison: "Talent."
Secretary Zhang asked again: "Which area of talent is the most scarce?"
In fact, Hong Zhonghua and Wan Lusheng don't know what kind of talents Tongzhou City currently lacks the most, let alone what kind of talents are considered talents, because talents themselves are a relative concept. A thousand Einsteins are not as good as a farmer who can actually grow food; if there are no clothes to wear, eleven thousand Bill Gates are not as good as a tailor.However, now that the desire for talents has become the common voice of everyone, leaders at all levels seem to have suddenly become Cao Cao who is thirsty for talents, because only by clamoring for talents can they show that they are useful.
Secretary Zhang smiled slightly. Obviously, he has heard this sentence countless times after the inspection and research along the way: "Put up the recruiting flag, and you will have your own food. The key is to see whether your flag is high or not, and whether your appeal is strong Strong."
Secretary Zhang's words caused a burst of applauding laughter: "Haha, haha, that is, our flag may not be high enough, and our appeal is not strong enough." Hong Zhonghua said so.
"Hey, hey, that's right, there should be more favorable policies and conditions to attract talents." Wan Lusheng said so.
Hong Zhonghua added another sentence: "Haha, haha, thank you Secretary Zhang for your instructions. We still need to work harder on formulating preferential measures and mechanisms to attract talents."
After walking for a while, I saw that Secretary Zhang was in a good mood, and he would humor him from time to time. Hong Zhonghua and Wan Lusheng's tense and cautious emotions gradually eased, and only then were they able to sort out their thoughts and adjust their language to express their meaning smoothly.When they entered the urban area of Tongzhou, Hong Zhonghua and Wan Lusheng reported the new achievements of Tongzhou's recent economic and social construction.Seeing the high-rise buildings and the bustling street scene in Tongzhou City, Secretary Zhang was very happy and kept nodding his head: "Yes, yes, after more than ten years of reform and opening up, an inland county-level city dominated by agriculture can be developed into a modern metropolis. , the cadres and masses in Tongzhou City have ideas and drive."
Encouraged and affirmed by the Secretary of the Provincial Party Committee, Hong Zhonghua and Wan Lusheng who were qualified to accompany Secretary Zhang of the Provincial Party Committee on the car seemed to have a bloody fight, and their emotions suddenly became excited. Hong Zhonghua boldly made an unreasonable request to Secretary Zhang: " Secretary Zhang, you haven’t come to our Tongzhou for a long time, and you can’t finish reporting on many things at once. Can you allow the main leaders of our Tongzhou City to accompany Secretary Zhang to have a meal together in the evening? Report the situation in Tongzhou City to the leaders."
Secretary Zhang smiled slightly: "Comrades have worked very hard, so don't bother them any more. I don't have any specific things to do when I come down this time, just retreat and research. This is enough to disturb the comrades, so don't delay any more." Comrades' precious time, okay?"
Hong Zhonghua hit a soft nail, so he had to laugh and found a way for himself: "That's good, Secretary Zhang runs around all day during the day, and rests early at night."
Secretary Zhang said politely: "If you are busy with work tomorrow, you don't have to stay with me. It's enough to have a comrade who is familiar with the situation as a guide. Don't worry that I didn't bring you any benefits when I came, but added a lot to everyone. A lot of trouble, interfering with your normal work."
Hong Zhonghua quickly declined the leader's kindness: "This is not acceptable. Tomorrow, Mayor Wan and I must accompany us. Secretary Zhang needs to focus on investigating which aspects of the situation we will arrange for the specific comrades in charge to report."
Wan Lusheng also quickly said: "Yes, yes, our affairs have been arranged, and it will not affect our work."
Secretary Zhang never refused again, and acquiesced in letting them accompany them tomorrow.After sending Secretary Zhang back to the Tongzhou Hotel in Tongzhou City, which specially receives important leaders and foreign guests, the leaders of Tongzhou City did not dare to go home, fearing that the leaders would have something to do at any time, so they had a veritable working meal at the Tongzhou Hotel .With the Secretary of the Provincial Party Committee, they dared not eat and drink as much as they used to. They honestly ate four dishes and one soup, and then honestly waited in the room specially reserved for them at the reception until more than ten o'clock at night Zhong made sure that Secretary Zhang had fallen asleep before going home to rest.
The leaders of Tongzhou City ate four dishes and one soup at the Tongzhou Hotel with great grievances, but Che Jilu and Exclamation Mark made an appointment with Zhang, the Deputy Director of the Finance Bureau, to eat, drink and play in the entertainment city of New York.Today, Deputy Director Zhang paid the bill, so Che Jilu and the brother-in-law of the exclamation point made up their minds to take a quick walk.Che Jilu only found out this afternoon that the car purchase plan he had worked so hard to get it so easily had caused a mess among several other people in the bureau. Now it has become a stalemate, and it may even fail. He is anxious and angry. He is about to discuss it with Deputy Director Zhang. Discussing this matter, I happened to make an appointment with Exclamation Mark to match Deputy Director Zhang and his brother, who is the director of the Provincial Tourism Bureau. It happened that Che Jilu could talk about the problems he encountered and win the support and help of Deputy Director Zhang. I came to this party as an accompanying guest with an exclamation mark.
A few people still chose the private room, because this time they wanted to talk, so they didn't ask the lady to accompany the drink, which made the exclamation point feel very disappointed: "Damn it! Why did you get rid of your evil today? What's the point of us three old men." As soon as the exclamation point says "I rely on", the wheel will have a headache. People who don't know it will think that the other party's name is "I rely on" when they first hear the exclamation point and talk to someone.
Che Jilu was annoyed, so he didn't like to hear "I rely on" even more, so he said to the exclamation mark: "Can you let the word 'I rely on' stop for a while? It's really hard to talk to you, and it sounds like me and Zhang The name of the deputy director is 'I rely on'."
The exclamation mark muttered unconvinced: "Damn, I'm used to spoken language, don't listen to it if you don't like it."
Deputy Director Zhang said: "Okay, okay, don't worry about these things, rely on what you like, I used to have a leader who also had a spoken word. When I spoke, I had to ask: Is it right? It tortured everyone so much that I couldn't bear it." When he said yes, everyone answered in unison: Yes! Three times in a row, he was cured.”
Che Jilu said: "Well, from now on, when the exclamation point says 'I rely on', we both say 'Really' in unison, and see if we can cure his problems."
Deputy Director Zhang said: "I don't think it can be cured. He said 'I rely on', and we both said 'Really', he must call the lady to let us 'Rely on', should we 'Rely on' or 'Not rely on'?"
"Rely" was first used as a euphemism for "Fao" in Hong Kong and Taiwan films, similar to Tongjia characters in ancient Chinese.It soon became popular in the Internet language. Whether it is the virtual world of the Internet or the real world in life, the Chinese people who like to say the colloquial phrase "I fuck" have switched to "I rely on" to replace the too explicit "I fuck", so "I rely on" replaced "I fuck" and quickly became popular among many people.The words used in the voice have changed, but the actual meaning has not changed, so when Deputy Director Zhang said this, several people understood and laughed.After laughing, the exclamation point said again: "Damn, I have been running to the entertainment city of New York recently, don't you want to live a life?"
Deputy Director Zhang said: "Eat when you need to eat, drink when you want, and play when you want to play. This is called living a life. You go to work all day and come home after get off work. Can you call it a living? That should be called a lazy life."
The exclamation mark stuffed a piece of crispy large intestine into his mouth, chewing it so loudly, he just wanted to take a bite, and even the delicacies of mountains and seas couldn’t stand it: “Damn it, that’s right, you officials will be reimbursed for eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, If you were to be a commoner, you would have to pay for shit yourself, and see if you can eat what you want, drink what you want, and play what you want.”
Deputy Director Zhang said: "That can't be helped. Society is like this. There are people who eat meat, people who drink soup, and people who can't even chew their bones. This is life."
Che Jilu picked up the wine and said: "Come on, come on, no matter whether we eat meat or drink soup, the general principle is that if we have wine today, we will be drunk today. Come on, let's do it!"
Deputy Director Zhang asked for an exclamation point, picked up his wine glass without saying a word, and turned around to see Che Lulu sitting there in a daze, his face was as stiff as an unplaned pine board, and asked strangely: "Old car, today Why are you unhappy? Hasn't the car business been done for you?"
Che Rulu was really unhappy, not only unhappy, but extremely depressed.Hulu excitedly ran to his office this afternoon to report that the car had been picked up, a black Passat, and asked him to go downstairs to look at the car.Che Jilu was very happy, dropped the documents at hand and followed the gourd to go downstairs to visit the newly allocated car.The black body is polished brightly and spotlessly clean.The streamlined body is strong and majestic, reminiscent of an African lion crawling on the ground and ready to rise into the air with electricity and wind at any time.It is conceivable that if this car is running on the highway, its momentum and speed will definitely be better than that scrapped Honda.At this moment, the German car looks so dignified, dignified and attractive in the parking lot downstairs.The wheel opened the door and sat on the driver's seat. The seat was made of genuine leather, and the interior exuded a faint fragrance unique to authentic leather products.The panel is luxuriously and dignifiedly decorated with walnut wood, the steering wheel and gears feel excellent, smooth and pleasant, and the workmanship is impeccable.Che Jilu is a car lover, sitting in the car and stroking every decoration in the car, he can't put it down, just like caressing the parts of his wife on the first night of marriage.
"Chief Che, I've tried the car. It's great. It's definitely better than the original one. If there's nothing wrong with it, just go through the money transfer procedures. I'll wait for you." Hulu urged the car wheel.
The salesperson of the merchant also got into the car and said to the car: "Director Che, why don't you take it out for a test drive now? If you are not satisfied with this one, you can change it again. We are a 4S store, and the after-sales service is direct. Backed by the manufacturer, no questions asked."
Che Jilu really wanted to drive this car right away to have a good time, but reason reminded him: now is a sensitive moment, and everything must be careful, if you drive now, let the few people in the bureau who are eager to try and compete for this car take sight It's up, a call to the Discipline Inspection Commission, maybe there will be any trouble.There is no need to worry now, as long as you grab the car in your hands, how can you drive it in the future?Che Jilu reluctantly got out of the car, and said to Hulu: "I have handed over the formalities to the bureau office, you can go to Wei Jun to complete the formalities, and you can contact me anytime if you have any questions."
After seeing the car, Che Lulu returned to the office full of joy, just as he sat down on the chair, Hulu ran in in despair: "Chief Che, Chief Che..."
The wheel of the car startled him: "What's wrong? The wolf is chasing you? What's the matter?"
Hulu said: "The car can't be done."
Che Jilu asked in surprise, "Why can't it be done?"
Hulu said: "Director Wei said that I don't need to care about the car, they have already entered."
Che Jilu was taken aback: "What? They have already entered? When did they enter? What kind of car did they enter? Where is the car?"
Hulu answered his series of questions with a sad face: "Director Wei said that the car is for the bureau, not for any individual, so the bureau office will handle the procedures for entering the car uniformly, and he will send someone into one immediately after getting the formalities. Audi A4, the payment procedures have been completed, and the license plates are all hung up."
Che Jilu was frightened and angry, he never imagined that Wei Jun would play this hand with him, like a cannonball hit by fire, he rushed to the bureau office to settle accounts with Wei Jun.Wei Jun greeted him with a smile: "Director Che, I knew Hulu would definitely sue you, don't be angry, I'll explain to you."
How could Che Lulu not be angry?Seeing Wei Jun's smiling face, he wished he could slap several big slaps on that smiling face: "What do you mean? Why did you get into the car without my permission?"
Wei Jun made a surprised expression and said: "Hey, Director Che, I can't agree with what you say. Didn't you hand over the formalities to us for us to go through? I'm afraid it will delay your use of the car. Leave the formalities to me, and then I will send Xiao Zhao to choose the car and get in the car. Besides, you didn't tell me that I can only let Hulu handle the car, and no one else is allowed to do it."
Che Jilu understood that Wei Jun was taking advantage of a loophole to play tricks. When handing over the car purchase procedures for them, although he did not specify what model he wanted, nor did he emphasize that Hulu must do it, but in the past, any bureau leader in the bureau would buy the car. The leader of the bureau decides the model according to the approved amount of funds, and then the leader's driver picks up the car. How can he make decisions without the approval of the specific leader.This approach is a common practice in the concept of the wheel, and it is self-evident.Che Jilu then asked him: "In the past, when you put the car into the car for which bureau chief, you all arranged it yourself? Why did you arrange it when you came to my place? What do you mean?"
Wei Jun said: "Director Che, you are right. It was done that way in the past, but now the bureau has repeatedly emphasized that all procurement projects are under the responsibility of the bureau office, and no one is allowed to purchase by themselves. This is what our bureau issued last year. It is clearly stipulated in the "Relevant Provisions on Strengthening Financial Management."
Che Jilu said: "That refers to the things purchased by the bureau's financial appropriation. This car is the index I asked for directly from the Finance Bureau. It came off with a hat, do you know?"
Wei Jun said: "I don't know. The approval document from the Finance Bureau only said that it was an updated vehicle entry quota for our Civil Affairs Bureau, but it didn't say that it was a personal vehicle entry quota for the director of the car. If you don't believe me, look, the approval document is still here."
Che Lulu was furious, but he was helpless, Wei Jun definitely belonged to that kind of listless bad guy, he was so soft that you knew he was playing tricks, but if he fought back, he would have no strength at all, just like waving his fist at the air.Everyone knows that any government procurement project approved by the Finance Bureau will not be linked to the individual's name. If Wei Jun uses such words to deal with him, he really has no way to gain the upper hand.Che Jilu stopped entangled with him on this issue, and asked him: "The car is brought back, where is the car?"
He had heard that compared with the Passat, the displacement and performance of the Audi car were not bad, but the fuel consumption was higher. Compared with the bus, the fuel consumption is just an abstract figure on the accounting report.Now that Wei Jun has carved a boat out of wood, he has no choice but to admit the reality. Now it is impossible to build a Passat according to his original choice.So he was eager to see this Audi he bought for himself.
What Wei Jun said surprised him again: "The car is sealed."
He obviously didn't have a special car, but the car was sealed when he came in. This was undoubtedly an open provocation and insult to him. He couldn't bear it anymore, and he waved his big hand and slapped it down...Of course Wei Jun is not a warrior. Even if he was a real warrior, he would not receive this worthless slap in vain, so when the slap of the car wheel was raised high, Wei Jun had already shrunk his head and bowed his back to dodge with agility.He made such a humiliating action in vain, Che Jilu's hand didn't slap his face, but slapped it on the table, with a "pop" sound like someone suddenly set off a cannonball.Che Jilu slapped his hands in pain. Although he hated Wei Jun to the core, he didn't dare to slap that smiling face, so he took Wei Jun's table to vent his anger. As a result, the hard tabletop counterattacked passively. How about it, but his hand was burning hotly: "What right do you have to seal the car? Has it been approved by the bureau's executive meeting? Tell you, don't do things too much, what are you!"
Wei Jun was still in shock, his small eyes were rolling around, he didn't expect that Che Jilu, who usually looks like a stable official, would go crazy and make trouble because of a car. He was not sure whether Che Yulu would really beat him up in his rage, so he quickly stepped back a few steps, making sure that even if Che Yulu wanted to use force, he would not be able to reach him, and then Put the responsibility on the director He Maotai: "Director Che, don't blame me for this matter. It was decided by Director He himself. Without instructions from the leader, how dare I close the car casually."
Che Jilu believed him. Obviously, if no one instructs him, even a small office manager would not dare to compete with him so blatantly.He glared at Wei Jun fiercely: "He Maotai is still alive, I will go to him now, if you are the one who made troubles inside, don't blame me for doing nothing wrong." After speaking, Wei Jun, who was still in shock, turned his head and went to look for He Maotai .
He Maotai was sitting behind the executive desk sternly reviewing documents with that crab-shell face.Che Lulu rushed into the door and yelled: "Director He, Wei Jun said you ordered him to seal my car?"
He Maotai has undergone cosmetic surgery to remove bags under the eyes. The eyes on Crab Shell's face are covered with double eyelids, which look very much like belly buttons.I don't know if it's real or fake, He Maotai looked at the wheel inexplicably and blinked: "What's wrong with the old car? If you have something to say, sit down and talk slowly, what is your car? What kind of car is it sealed?"
For a moment, Che Jilu even believed that Director He might really not know what happened, so his tone softened a lot: "I have completed the formalities for buying the car, and I asked Hulu to pick up the car. I won't know until the car is picked up. Wei Jun has already brought the car back. The car was brought back when it was brought back, and it was washed when it was washed, but the car that was brought back was sealed again, and it was not given to me. I will ask Director He, what is going on? ? Did I get fired?"
He Maotai acted suddenly enlightened and said: "Are you talking about this matter? Don't worry, I really don't know about buying the car. I only found out after Wei Jun brought the car back. It's not that the car was sealed, Instead, put it aside for now..."
The wheel of the car cut him off: "I personally went to the Finance Bureau to get this car, and the finance directly allocated funds. Why should it be sealed up after buying it? Even if the car is sealed, it should go through the bureau's executive meeting. You, Director He, just say a word. My car was sealed, isn't it a bit too domineering? You really have so much power, just say a word and remove me, and I will turn around and leave immediately. I am not raised by my mother if I mention the car again. You If you can’t withdraw me, then you should give me an explanation, why seal my car.”
He Maotai put on a bitter look on his face and said: "Old Che, we have been working together for not a day or two. Although we occasionally have different opinions at work, we have never gone down the well with a child in our arms or stolen a wife behind a man's back." Hatred? Let’s say that car is yours, why should I seal your car? It’s not like I don’t have a car to ride in, so I sealed your car so that I can sit by myself, and I’m doing it for your own good.”
Che Jilu said: "I didn't discuss it with me, so the car I ran to was blocked. At least I'm still a member of the leadership team of the bureau, right? Oh, you all have your own cars. I'm like a wild man all day long." The mother-in-law is looking for a man to catch whoever is taking the shuttle bus, and today I want to hear what Director He's plan is."
He Maotai said: "I'm really embarrassed about this matter. You didn't miss it when the opening meeting was discussing the entry of the car. Deputy Director Li and the discipline inspection team leader Guo had different opinions. Everyone felt a little bit Geda, I can't say it clearly, you should know it yourself, who doesn't want to ride in a good car?"
Speaking of this, He Maotai got up and poured a cup of tea for Che Jilu, put it down in front of him, then sat beside him and said earnestly: "I don't want to explain some things to you too clearly, for fear of affecting the leadership." The team is united. I am the director. This bowl of water is not good. Sometimes it is better to keep a low profile when doing things for others. Just think about it. There was such a big accident over there. A car worth hundreds of thousands was destroyed and died. Someone died. Although the old Wei who died was not a good thing, he died after all. You immediately get a new car and drive around, what will others say? The comrades from the city traffic police detachment came to investigate yesterday The cause of the accident is that the case has not been closed yet, and the driver's license of Hulu is still held in his hands. Who should drive this car has to be considered. It cannot be handed over to Hulu without a driver's license to continue driving. Bar?"
The words He Maotai said hinted at something that Che Jilu could not hear, but the car that had gone through so much effort was blocked by someone with a single sentence. Unwilling, Che Jilu said forcefully: "The cause of the accident will be investigated." Failure to find out and sealing the car are two different things. As long as I didn’t run over people to death, as long as I’m still the deputy director, I should enjoy this treatment, right?”
He Maotai sighed and said: "If you really don't agree with my handling of this matter, I think it's time to hold a party group meeting of the bureau, let everyone discuss it together, and we can handle it according to the resolution of the meeting?"
Che Jilu didn't reply right away. He knew in his heart that Li Youlu, Guo Xiaomei, Zhou Ruitian, and Wei Jun would definitely not agree to hand over the new car to him at the bureau's party group meeting. They all had their eyes on the new car. .They have their own reasons. Li Youlu made it very clear at the last meeting: there is no one who just destroys a car and then gives another car. If this is the case, everyone will push the old car into the ditch and replace it. What's the point of a new car?Obviously He Maotai is also inclined to this principle, otherwise he would not have sealed up the car he just entered without discussing it with Che Yulu.Che Jilu didn't know what kind of resolution would be made at the bureau's party group meeting, so he didn't dare to rashly agree to hold a bureau's party group meeting to discuss this matter, so he had to find a way for himself: "Forget it, I'll see the meeting也不用开了，现在的人都他妈是蒋介石的孙子，别人种的树结的桃子他就想摘到自己兜里。爱咋办咋办，我就等着看这台车最终归谁，我有那个耐性。”
何茂泰还跟他打哈哈：“老车啊，别这么说嘛，少安毋躁，汽车放一放也放不坏，说到底大家还是为你好嘛……”
车轱辘哪有心情听他说这种不咸不淡的屁话，抬屁股走了。
车轱辘让这件事情闹得非常狼狈，跟葫芦两个人好说歹说才把帕萨特专卖店的的人给打发了。商家都是那副德行，生意做成了，点头哈腰满脸笑容好话说尽，生意没做成，就冷皮冷脸冷话连篇：“你们好赖也是国家干部政府公务员，办事怎么就像小孩子过家家，这不是折腾人吗？车辆磨损、耗油、工时费这些损失该怎么算？什么事嘛，还局长呢，连这么点事都摆不平，还当什么局长……”车轱辘让这家伙唠叨得心烦意乱，车一开走，就骂葫芦：“你怎么找这家买车？这家的车今后再便宜再好也不买，什么东西嘛，也敢在我面前甩鼻涕。”
车轱辘把这件事情从头到尾给张副局长和惊叹号讲了一遍，张副局长愤愤不平地说：“你也太窝囊了，我给你批的车凭什么他们说封就封了？明天我就通知他们指标作废，把车给人家退回去，财政局拒绝支付。”
车轱辘把肚子里的窝囊倒了出来，气也消得差不多了，总算能用脑子考虑问题了，反过来问张副局长：“你用什么理由给他们说？难道真的说那台车就是给我批的吗？人家要是把这件事情捅到市委、市政府去，你跟我都不好下台。”
虽然铜州市的副局级干部事实上都已经配上了专车，但是市里从来都没有正式发文认可给处级干部配专车，配了也没人追究，那是因为市里也从来没有正式发文不准给处级干部配专车。追究也没用，现在的人对付上面的手段已经炉火纯青，手法变幻多端，让上级防不胜防。查这种事情人家很好解释：这不是专车，只是他坐一坐、用一用。因为专车的牌照都是公家的，没有哪个干部的专车挂自己的名字。但是，如果张副局长真的对民政局说这台车就是给车轱辘的，别人如果要用指标就收回，人家告到市里，市里说不准还就真的会认真一下，世界上怕就怕认真二字，所以官员们就离认真二字越来越远了。
惊叹号是开车的出身，现在又管着所有市领导的车夫和座驾，对交通事故的调查和处理情况最了解，听了刚才车轱辘说交警队现在还没有结论，已经把葫芦的驾照扣了，马上想到了关键问题：肇事的时候谁开车。但是碍于张副局长在场，就没敢直接问，在桌子下面掐了车轱辘大腿一把，用劲大了，车轱辘惊叫一声：“干嘛你？我又不是小姐，你乱掐啥？”
惊叹号只好装糊涂：“我掐你了吗？没有啊，是不是张副局长掐的？”
张副局长说：“胡说八道，我掐也不掐他啊，他那破腿跟牛腿似的，还是国产牛腿，有什么可掐的？”
车轱辘不服气：“国产的怎么了？你不是国产的是进口的？”
惊叹号连忙居中打哈哈：“我靠！都别说了，谁不是国产的？不是国产的那不成了野种杂种了？我靠，别说你这事了，那部车迟早是你的。车那个东西不就是个代步工具吗？那么认真计较干嘛，还能缺了你的车坐？张副局长，说说你的事，我听我这位国产亲戚说你有什么事要找我，这也没外人，你尽管说，我尽力办。”
张副局长其实一直就想提这件事情，可是车轱辘一来就说起他要指标买车忙叨半天让人家给涮了的事，他还得装模作样地表示同情、愤愤不平。惊叹号提起来了，他才装作刚刚想起来的样儿说：“你不说我还差点忘了，我哥在省里当旅游局副局长，现在局长出缺了，想请你帮着在黄书记面前活动活动，能不能让我哥顶上去。”
惊叹号摇头晃脑地说：“这种事情谁也不敢打保票，过去学艺说师傅领进门，修行在个人，现在办事是熟人领进门，成功在个人。我呢，帮着穿穿人还可以，行不行就看你们自己的本事了。”
张副局长说：“这种事情谁都明白，不是哪一个人说了就算的事，可是该努力的也得努力，你不努力别人不照样努力？天上不会掉馅饼的道理谁都懂，就是求你给我哥领领门认认路，别的事情我们自己办，不过你还得给敲敲边鼓，参谋参谋，我们对黄书记不熟，你熟啊，不管成不成，我老张都欠你一个天大人情。”
惊叹号说：“我靠，这有什么？没问题啊，别人都能给帮忙更别说你了。不过，我也不过就是给人家黄书记开了几年车，伺候得人家还算满意，真正办事还得靠你们自己。”
车轱辘插了一句话：“黄书记的胃口大不大？”他这话是替张副局长问的，他估计张副局长自己不好意思问，惊叹号也不好意思直接说，索性由他把话说透了，省得到时候两个人磨成两层皮。
惊叹号边给三个人倒酒边说：“我靠，这话怎么说呢？我觉着无所谓大不大。看你顺眼了，对脾气了，事情他又能顺顺当当办得了，啥东西不送该办的事情也会办。看你不顺眼，烦你，你给他送多少钱人家也不会要，关键还是一个缘分。”
张副局长连连点头：“那是，那是，我们中国人嘛，最讲究感情和缘分。”
车轱辘说：“你别蒙我了，现在跑官哪有不花钱的？不花钱人家凭啥给你办？别把黄书记说得跟圣母似的。”
惊叹号乜斜了车轱辘一眼说：“我靠！也就是你们这些小芝麻官老觉得有钱能使党推磨，不是那么回事。就说黄书记吧，人家能缺那几个钱花吗？想花钱了自有公家给担着，不可能担惊受怕提心吊胆地拿那种不要命的钱。官当到了黄书记那个档次，国家包了，还用得着他自己琢磨挣外快？黄书记给我说过，那些贪污受贿的高级干部如果送到心理医生那儿诊断一下，没有精神病肯定也有心理病。别说聪明人不会那么干，就是稍有脑子的谁会那么干？中国谁最有钱？我靠，国家最有钱。国家包着就是最可靠的存款，用不着贪便宜捞玩命钱。什么叫国家包着？就拿你说吧，要坐车，爱开车，用得着自己攒钱买车吗？自己花钱买车养车那是老百姓的档次，公家的车在你们手里不是比自家的还方便、省事、省钱吗？就说现在我们吃的喝的玩的，用得着你们自己花钱吗？不都是公家包了。当官最重要的就是别丢了乌纱帽，有机会能把帽子换得越大越好，乌纱帽丢了就啥也没了，乌纱帽在就啥都有了。我问问你，现在不是都讲究优良资产吗？什么是最优良资产？”
张副局长听懂了，马上回答：“当官！”
惊叹号咕嘟嘟干了一杯酒说：“我靠，聪明人啊，一点就透。最优良的投资项目就是当官啊。人要钱干嘛？不就是要活得舒服吗？当官活得这么舒服了，再冒险捞钱，送给他两个字：有病。”
张副局长说：“对，有道理，认真想想，还真是这个道理。”
惊叹号继续讨伐车轱辘：“我靠！你别以为人家黄书记真像你们想的那样，办什么事都要钱，人家要的是个缘分，要的就是个心情。”
车轱辘过去还真没把这个惊叹号放在眼里，也很少跟他像今天这样正经八百地谈论过这些事情，今天谈了谈，才觉得过去对这小子真的很缺乏了解，惊叹号这家伙没白给领导开那么多年车，也难怪黄书记对他这么一个司机如此关照，这小子那一双绿豆眼后面还真隐藏了很多好货呢，不知不觉间对惊叹号有了全新的认识。张副局长听了惊叹号的宏论，身段不知不觉就更加矮化了：“哥们儿，你说说，如果找黄书记活动活动，应该怎么做？给出出主意。”口气完全是恭恭敬敬的请教了。
惊叹号说：“我靠，兵书上说，知己知彼，百战百胜，你要获得黄书记的好感，要想让他给你帮忙，首先得了解他，了解了他之后，再投其所好，不能急功近利，要有文火炖老汤的耐心，味道慢慢进去了，汤越来越浓了，也就水到渠成了。”
张副局长说：“我哪能了解人家啊，他在铜州当书记的时候我还在乡里当副乡长呢。不管怎么说，我的事情就交给你了，我听你的，你给我当参谋。”
惊叹号已经喝得有点高了，眉毛和眼珠吊成了一根垂直线，把干瘦的鸡胸脯拍得嘭嘭乱响：“我靠，没得说，这是应该的，抽个时间跟我到省城见见黄书记，其实黄书记那人挺好打交道的，第一次见面，你就说你对黄书记的书法慕名已久，想了很多年了，求他赠你一幅字，专门托了我的关系到他那儿求字的。”
张副局长为难了：“就算有你带着，人家认识我老大贵姓？能给我写吗？”
惊叹号哈哈笑了起来：“我靠，黄书记还就好这个调调，平常有人问他要字他总装得不愿意给，懒得写，其实心里高兴得很哪。你刚开始问他要，他肯定也要推辞一番，你别信他那一套，就当他是天字第一号的大书法家，跪下求一幅字都可以，到头来他肯定会给你写一幅。写好了，你千万别拿什么颜体啊、柳体啊那些什么体来形容他的字，一定要说这字有特点，有性格，独树一帜之类的话，他才高兴。拿了他的字，你马上找最好的裱糊店裱了，然后再去找他要。这一回可以拿一些钱，或者一些礼品，数额大概在一万左右，就说人家裱糊店的老板看到这幅字，非得要买下来，你舍不得，只好回来再麻烦他写一幅，人家把钱都付了。他表面上会不高兴，实际上心里乐透了，你多纠缠他一会儿，他也就写了。写了以后，你一定要把钱或者礼品给他，他会坚决拒绝的，你就说这幅字书画店的老板说了，如果拍卖至少能卖十几万，这幅字是个人珍藏的，所以只给些许润笔费，如果是用来倒卖的，这么点润笔是绝对拿不出来的。他肯定不会要，你扔下就走。”
车轱辘在一旁听得直愣神，心里暗想，这世界真是无奇不有啊，黄副书记的字他不是没见过，说好听了，跟谁抓了一把乱稻草堆在宣纸上差不多，说难听了，就是小孩子撒尿淋出来的不是尿水是墨汁而已，那种水平根本和书法两个字不沾边，这位黄副书记居然真的相信别人会喜欢他的字，真不知道该怎么说他才好。车轱辘转念又蓦然想起来市长万鲁生的办公室墙上就挂了一幅黄副书记的字，过去他还有点想不通，觉得万鲁生的欣赏水平也太差了，经惊叹号这么一说，他才明白，八成万鲁生也了解黄副书记迷这个道道，故意把他的字挂在办公室里让别人给黄副书记耳朵里灌可乐。
车轱辘又问了一句蠢话：“黄书记靠这一套可也不少挣钱吧？”
惊叹号不屑地说：“我靠，又想差了吧？你前头转身走了，后头黄书记肯定得派秘书把钱转送给省红十字会、福利院这些单位，而且一定会告诉人家这是他收到的求字的润笔费，捐献出来给慈善机构。”
车轱辘嘿嘿苦笑：“他这是折腾啥啊？图个名？”
惊叹号也跟着嘿嘿苦笑：“图什么名，谁不知道他那笔刷子一分不值？这种字也能弄到润笔费，那中国人就都成书法家了。没办法，他就好这一套，简直入迷，你别管他图啥，你图的东西最终弄到手就行了。”
张副局长问：“这就成了？”
惊叹号说：“这也就是敲门砖，认识了，然后再说，他既然喜欢写字，也就喜欢文房四宝，你到时候想办法弄一点稀贵的笔墨砚台之类的东西送给他，他就高兴得很，记住，千万不能给他送名家字画，送那些玩意他会觉得你是看不起他的字。”
车轱辘和张副局长相顾而笑，心里都猜测这位黄书记肯定有偏执型狂想症，真以为自己就是天字第一号的大书法家。
酒足饭饱，张副局长带了惊叹号和车轱辘到大纽约娱乐城的“本·拉登”舞厅泡小姐。“本·拉登”是“喯，拉灯”的谐音，这个舞厅每跳半场舞就拉灯，拉了灯就随便干。三个人今天吃喝的时候没叫小姐陪酒，话说得多，喝得也多，三个人一人抱了一个小姐瞎胡摆弄。那个冯主管不知道什么时候钻了过来，非得让他们带着这三个小姐出台。车轱辘稍微清醒一点，骂冯主管：“你这不是扯淡吗？我们都有家有业的，出台，往哪出？总不能在大马路上干吧。”
冯主管哈哈笑着把他们往娱乐城专门为嫖客准备的暗室里请，动真格的了，这几位刚才还抱着小姐要小姐“出台”的家伙一个个怂包了……
车轱辘胆战心惊：“算了吧，本乡本土的出点问题就别想活了。”
惊叹号说：“我靠，别惹上杨梅大疮再传染给我老婆就完蛋了，要是传染上艾滋病就更完蛋了。”
张副局长嗫嚅道：“今天晚上我老婆要是跟踪我就完了，我老婆有那个毛病，爱跟踪人，你们玩吧，我先走一步，我替你们保密。”说完，一溜烟地跑了。
车轱辘和惊叹号相对一笑，赶忙跟着张副局长离开了大纽约娱乐城。