Che Jilu is the nickname of Che Deputy Director of Tongzhou Civil Affairs Bureau. His real name is Che Fulu.However, the nickname of Che Jilu not only has nothing to do with the homonym, but his nickname was born because of his hobby, which is speed racing. As a deputy bureau-level leader of a prefecture-level city, Che Jilu belongs to the class that enjoys the pleasure of the world first.When the people of the whole country are still exhausted from running for a well-off society, his class has already taken the lead in entering the "Dakang" and living a happy life that makes the people's teeth itch with the envy of the people.Like the vast majority of officials at his level and above, in addition to the benefits of status and treatment, he also owns a special car supported by taxpayers, which is a Honda Accord, and he can drive as fast as he wants. There are countries and people who pay the bill for him.As the saying goes, those who are overwhelmed are gluttons, and those who drown are those who know how to drink. If you are too enthusiastic about something, if you are immersed in it, you will often stumble on it.Che Jilu often raced in a fast manner, and finally had a catastrophe that made him lose his mind and panic all day long.

In the eyes of the organization, Wei Kuiyang, director of the municipal management bureau, is a good cadre who is diligent and honest. He lives a frugal life and works hard.Not only is he honest and diligent, but also in his daily life, Wei Kuiyang is also a cautious person. For example, in a car, he always sits in the seat behind the driver. Instinct will dictate him to take subconscious actions, avoiding his own side and leaving the passenger side to be bumped.Sitting behind the driver can not only ensure that the driver will not send himself to the tiger's mouth when he encounters a dangerous situation, but also has the driver in front to block it. The coefficient is even higher than the driver himself.Not only are the seats fixed, Wei Kuiyang also has strict restrictions on the speed of the car.The organization assigned him an Audi with a speed of more than 200 kilometers per hour, but his car's speed has never exceeded 80 kilometers per hour. He is right. No matter how advanced a car is, it is not safe to drive at a speed of more than 100 kilometers per hour. As the saying goes, driving safety cannot depend on vehicles, but on people.Even if he was driving on the highway with a speed exceeding 80 kilometers, Wei Kuiyang would get angry.Despite being so cautious, Wei Kuiyang still did not escape bad luck. He met Che Zhulu, a hooker who loves racing.

The city where Che Jilu and Wei Kuiyang live is called Tongzhou City. The previous city leaders took advantage of the troubled waters at the beginning of the reform and opening up, and went to the top and did not know how to successfully fool Tongzhou City from the original county-level city. It became a prefecture-level city, and all the cadres slept through the night and got up the next morning and were promoted. The stock level became the department level, and the section level became the division level. up to the prefectural level.The cadres in Tongzhou City celebrated with each other, smiling happily, but the common people were unlucky.Because the level of the city has been upgraded, but the level of ordinary people has not been upgraded, and no one has ever seen ordinary people at the prefecture level.People in prefecture-level cities can neither shed a drop of sweat nor earn a penny more than people in county-level cities.On the contrary, as the administrative level rises, more officials need to be supported, and as the official level rises, the benefits that need to be provided will be higher-wages will increase, housing will expand, cars will be increased, and the grades of cars will be allocated. If you want to improve, etc., the improvement of this series of benefits will naturally have to be paid by the common people.

Bureau-level and deputy-bureau-level cadres such as Wei Kuiyang and Che Gulu are actually division-level and deputy-division-level compared to the national administrative level. Regarding treatment, the country does not have rigid regulations on what grades can and cannot be assigned special cars. Even if there are rigid regulations, officials will "flexible", so various units have allocated cars to these bureau chiefs and deputy bureau chiefs.Bureau chiefs like Wei Kuiyang, Che Guilu, and deputy chiefs have special cars, and they can't wait to take the car to go to the toilet, just like a child who just bought new shoes and wants to wear them when he goes to bed at night.

The distance from Tongzhou City to the provincial capital is only about 200 kilometers. There must be safe railways, express trains, slow trains, soft sleeper and hard sleeper tourist trains.It is convenient to have expressways and national highways, luxury buses and business buses, which are more comfortable and faster than the station wagons that Secretary Zhang of the Provincial Party Committee came down to inspect.It takes less than an hour to take off and land from Tongzhou City to the provincial capital.However, the leaders of Tongzhou City who were equipped with cars traveled between the provincial capitals and had no intention of trying other means of transportation.All leaders who have a car assigned to them will take a special car when they go to the provincial capital for business or private purposes, not only for the convenience of movement after arriving in the provincial capital, but also to show their administrative level.Whether there is a special car is a sign of a qualitative change in the status of an official. Having a special car is like a caterpillar turning into a butterfly.

Now is the middle of the year, and it is also the peak period of the meeting. Organizations and units at all levels must summarize the experience of the first half of the year and arrange the work for the second half of the year. , Officials traveling to the provincial capital to attend various meetings shuttled back and forth on the expressway.The Provincial Civil Affairs Bureau will also hold a work meeting for the first half of the year, requiring the directors of the civil affairs bureaus of all counties and cities to attend the meeting.Today's officials have evolved into migratory birds. They don't stay in one place when they have nothing to do, and they like to live and work happily while traveling.The same is true for the leaders of the Tongzhou Civil Affairs Bureau. Director He Maotai went to the United States to investigate funeral management, and by the way, he went to the casino in Las Vegas to witness the corruption of capitalist society.The third deputy director, Li Youlu, went to Europe to study the work of the elderly, and experience the social welfare of the old capitalist countries by the way.Guo Xiaomei, the fourth deputy director and leader of the discipline inspection team, went to Hong Kong to participate in a seminar on people's livelihood construction, and inspected the amusement facilities of Disneyland by the way.Hong Shuangxi, the fifth deputy director, went to Russia to study pension insurance management, and took a trip to Moscow to see the Red Square and receive education in revolutionary traditions.Che Jilu is the executive deputy director and the second in command. He has inspected Xinmatai in the first half of the year, and plans to go to Europe before the end of the year to see how the medical benefits of several old capitalist countries are handled, so there is no reason to go abroad for a while. , had to watch the house.He was the only director who stayed at home and did not go out, so the important task of going to the provincial capital to attend the work meeting fell on him historically.

The driver of Che Jilu is nicknamed Hulu, and he knows the habits of Che Jilu very well. After driving the car out of the urban area, he parked the car on the side of the road. Hit the highway and start living his drag racing addiction.The power of the Honda Accord is abundant, and the driving skills of the wheels are skilled. He stepped on the accelerator to the bottom, and the car roared like a frightened horse, roaring and running wildly.Hulu was very confident in the driving skills of the car, fastened his seat belt, and casually watched the scenery on the side of the road sweeping towards the rear like a wind, and the cars were left behind by them.Che Lulu couldn't tolerate a car blocking in front of him, as long as there was a car in front of him, he had to overtake it to enjoy himself.This kind of mentality is the spiritual vent and psychological experience of the deputies in the officialdom longing to become the top leader.Che Jilu regards the cars in front of him on the highway as the leader, and seeing a trolley thrown behind him one after another, he enjoys the illusory pleasure of competition, surpassing, and success that he cannot get in the officialdom.

A Poussin with a Beijing license plate came here from a long distance, and the driver was not a good guy. Seeing the car with the wheels driving crazy, he actually got into a car with him. The two cars depended on Japan and Germany. Advanced industrial technology has launched a crazy competition on China's highways.After chasing for a while, I don't know whether it was Poussin's physical strength or the driver's energy. Poussin finally gave up the race, voluntarily abstained, lowered the speed, and pulled the car to the slow lane to give the crazy Chinese The driver's Japanese car gave way.However, the wheel of the car was in the mood of playing cat and mouse, and he slowed down accordingly, biting on the back of Poussin. When the person accelerated, he also accelerated, and when he passed him, he slowed down. When the person passed by, he accelerated again, and then passed the person. go.After two or three rounds like this, the Poussin got really angry, stepped on the accelerator and got ahead of the wheels, ready to cure his problem.Che Jilu saw that the old Poussin from other places was still not convinced, and dared to show off after playing to this level, so he stepped on the accelerator hard to the end, and the Honda shot straight at the old Poussin like a fired shell. Shooting, the distance between the two cars is getting closer and closer, the wheels of the car are about to change lanes to overtake, but the old Poussin in front suddenly brakes suddenly, the two brake lights on the tail are like bloodshot eyes of a wolf, and there is a burst of light under the wheels. Wisps of green smoke rose, and the piercing sound of brakes pierced through the closed windows and entered the ears of the wheels.The wheel was terrified, and instinctively stepped on the brakes. The car running at high speed suddenly spun around like a drunk clown, and then rushed to the guardrail of the highway. The wheel could no longer control the vehicle , only instinctively slammed on the brakes, the vehicle slammed into the guardrail, the airbag burst out from the steering wheel like a burst bomb, and the head of the wheel was wrapped by the airbag, and at the same time, the scream of the gourd was heard "Mom..."

When Che Lulu was fighting with that Santana, the car of Wei Kuiyang, the director of the Municipal Administration Bureau, was slowly dangling in front of him. Wei Kuiyang huddled in the seat behind the driver, drowsy. He was going to the provincial capital to participate in the collection. City Parking Annual Fee Seminar.The country is very strict about road tolls, and now few people dare to wear a red armband to buy tolls on the road.However, many local governments have come up with new tricks and have issued red-headed documents, saying that they will carry out the reform of urban parking fees, and change the parking fee that was once paid once in the past to an annual fee.The so-called annual fee means that no matter whether you have parked or not, as long as you are a car in this city, you have to pay the fee annually according to the seat and tonnage of the car, ranging from hundreds of yuan to thousands of yuan.Failure to pay the annual fee not only prohibits parking, but also does not give annual inspections.Tongzhou City took the lead in implementing the annual parking fee, and the annual fiscal revenue increased by nearly 100 million. Mayor Wan Lusheng was so happy that his nose was blowing, and he praised the Municipal Administration and Wei Kuiyang greatly.

Although the common people are complaining about this kind of arbitrary charges in the early days of the government, they have not disturbed the Party Central Committee and the State Council for the time being. Governments around the world are greedy for the rich oil and water they get from charging annual parking fees. They learn from each other and start to lose their heads. Documents are out of the pockets of ordinary people.The purpose of holding this meeting in the province is to demonstrate the legality, legitimacy and benefit distribution principle of the government's issuance of documents and collection of annual fees.Wei Kuiyang is the specific planner of the annual parking fee collection in Tongzhou City, and he is also the pioneer of innovative government revenue-generating projects in the province. He is a vested interest in this policy in public and private, so he must also be in this policy. active supporters and brave defenders.At this meeting, he will make a central speech. He feels that some issues written by the secretary are not thorough enough, and some arguments are not sufficiently explained. Call for reforms to city parking rates.He half-lyed on the back seat of the car, thinking in his mind how he could make the argument that Tongzhou City charged an annual parking fee more satisfactory.The driver took a sneak peek at him, saw that he seemed to be asleep with his eyes closed, and stepped on the accelerator furtively. The speed increased from 80 kilometers to 90 kilometers, and it was going to exceed 100 kilometers soon. An excellent Audi car driving on the highway at a speed of less than 80 kilometers per hour is like reining in the bit but whipping the horse. The rider feels uncomfortable and the horse suffers too.So the driver wanted to take advantage of Wei Kuiyang's sleep and secretly run for a while.Unexpectedly, Wei Kuiyang was extremely vigilant, and when the speed of the car increased slightly, he immediately noticed it. He opened his eyes and intervened in the driver: "Why do you do it so fast? Haste makes waste, safety first."

The driver had to slow down again.At this moment, an old Poussin passed by at a high speed, and Wei Kuiyang muttered: "Why do you do it so fast? Go rush to reincarnate." He was very disapproving of this foreign car showing off its might on the local highway.Before the words were finished, another Honda roared past him like a hurricane, startling Wei Kuiyang's driver. Before I had time to see clearly, I saw the car circle around like a spinning top, and then staggered into the guardrail on the side of the road. The guardrail was of good quality and was not damaged. Like a tired beggar, he lay down sideways on the spot, blocking the road ahead.Wei Kuiyang's driver turned pale with fright, and slammed on the brakes. The car trembled in pain and continued to slide forward. It was about to hit the overturned Honda. Wei Kuiyang's driver was so scared that he closed his eyes and screamed. Get up: "It's over..." After a while, the car stopped, the driver opened his eyes, and his first thought was that it's okay, there's no end to it.Luckily, he looked ahead and broke out in a cold sweat. The difference between his car and the Honda resting sideways on the ground was less than two meters away.The driver, who was still in shock, turned back to thank Wei Kuiyang for not allowing him to drive fast, and just said: "Thanks to the leader for letting me slow down..." Through the rear window, I saw a big mountain with a black shadow hood coming down, Immediately afterwards, there was a loud rumbling sound and the sharp cracking of glass.The driver instinctively hugged his head and got into the small space under the dashboard.At this time, the noble Audi was like a soft meat bun. It was stepped on hard, and Wei Kuiyang, the director of Tongzhou City Municipal Administration, became the meat stuffing in the bun. The driver didn't know what happened and tried to escape from the car.The door had already been distorted and deformed, and could not be opened at all. The driver could only struggle to squeeze out through the broken window. At the same time, he saw a person in the Honda car in front crawling out of the car on all fours. The two cars were very close, and the driver could see very clearly that it was the deputy director of the Civil Affairs Bureau, Che Jilu, who crawled out. Wei Kuiyang's driver yelled feebly: "Help me..." Frightened and frightened, he just yelled this With a single sound, he collapsed and fainted. It turned out that Wei Kuiyang's car was followed by a 20-ton container truck. His car braked urgently in a dangerous situation. Due to the slow speed of the car, it stopped just before it collided with the car in front. The container truck has a huge body and weighs more than 10,000 kilograms. How can it stop as easily as a car? After the driver steps on the brakes, the car still rushes forward due to inertia. The huge container truck is like a jackass in estrus. Wei Kuiyang's Audi rode up like a female donkey, and the left front wheel of the car happened to be on Wei Kuiyang's body in the back seat, making Wei Kuiyang, who was always cautious and specially hiding behind the driver for safety, mess up. Bloody. The two people in the Honda car have climbed out by themselves. Fortunately, they are protected by high-efficiency airbags. Although the two people were hit with bruises and swollen faces, they are still awake. They are hiding at the scene of the car accident. Two thieves are plotting to rob a bank. Wei Kuiyang's driver had half of his body slumped outside the car window, and half of his body was caught in the window, like a pickle squeezed out of a squashed hamburger. He rescued it.Wei Kuiyang's driver was actually not seriously injured, and his coma was mainly caused by fright.He woke up immediately after pulling out the car, screaming for everyone to save others, but no one approached the car to save Wei Kuiyang. The driver struggled back to the crushed car and wanted to rescue Wei Kuiyang, but all the time Seeing that Wei Kuiyang had turned into a pool of bloody rotten flesh, he was so sick that he vomited. The traffic police's on-site inspection vehicle, highway ambulance vehicle, and 120 ambulance arrived one after another. Seeing Wei Kuiyang turned into a meat paste, the traffic police couldn't help but vomited. 120 is disgusting, and afraid that no one will pay the bill for the dead, claiming that they only save the living and ignore the dead, and that the funeral home is in charge of the dead. After speaking, they backed up and turned around, sounding the siren like a funeral, singing "It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over" ..." and walked away.The traffic police vomited enough, first detained the driver of the big truck who was frightened into tears, and then chased the culprit who caused the accident, the Honda sedan, and asked who was the driver. Hulu took out his driver's license with a pale face and trembling He held both hands to the police: "I drove the car." As usual, the traffic police confiscated his driver's license without saying a word, and then began to ask about the accident. Wei Kuiyang's driver was stunned to see this situation, because before he climbed out of the car and passed out, he saw that the wheel instead of the hoist climbed out from the driver's side of the overturned Honda sedan.He foolishly wanted to correct this mistake: "You, you...no, no..." The traffic policeman interrupted him annoyedly: "I didn't ask you, we'll talk about it in the team if there's anything to do." Someone died in his car, and he was a director-level person. It was a serious traffic accident, so the police wanted to take him back Team investigates.Wei Kuiyang's driver shut up pitifully and hid aside. Deputy Mayor Wang of Tongzhou Municipal Bureau of Civil Affairs and Director of the Office of Civil Affairs Bureau Wei Jun rushed to the scene of the accident upon hearing the news.The sun is scorching hot, the highway is uncovered, and people are getting oily from the sun. Everyone is upset when dealing with official business in this environment. Seeing that Che Jilu and his driver are still alive, Deputy Mayor Wang asked angrily. : "It's okay, just stay at home and run around, why are you here?" Che Jilu quickly explained: "We are going to the province for a meeting." Deputy Mayor Wang asked again: "Why is Wei Kuiyang here?" Che Lulu shook his head: "I don't know." Deputy Mayor Wang ordered the traffic police: "Call the municipal administration and let them handle the funeral personally." The traffic police reminded him: "Mayor Wang, Wei Kuiyang's body has been transported back." Deputy Mayor Wang said: "Then tell them to go to the funeral home to deal with the funeral." Wei Jun, Director of the Office of the Civil Affairs Bureau, surrounded Che Yulu and took care of him. He was attentive and thoughtful: "Director Che, do you want to notify the family first and report that it is safe?" Che Jilu said irritably, "No need, as soon as I told them, they ran over to be annoying, anyway, I'll be back soon." Looking at Che Jilu who has endured a catastrophe but is still alive, Wei Jun can't help but feel a little disappointed. He is a backup cadre of the bureau leadership team and is currently firmly ranked first in the second echelon. , as long as there is no special person Gasser, he will progress one by one and become the rightful deputy director.Wei Jun was brought over from the original work unit by Director He Maotai. He had no affection for Che Yulu. After such a big car accident, Che Yulu was still alive and kicking. .So when the site survey was completed, the police finished questioning Che Jilu and Hulu, and everyone could evacuate, he smiled and said that he would stay and deal with the aftermath, and that he could not go back with them.When he came, he brought his own special car. Although he was only the director of the bureau's office and not yet an official deputy bureau-level cadre, because he was a member of the party group of the bureau, the bureau also allocated a special car for him.Anyway, there are no rules about car allocation now. Even if there are rules, no one will follow them. When the country is rich, officials’ salaries must be improved first. Wei Jun has his own special car, and he brought his own special car to deal with the funeral, but he is unwilling to let the car wheel that just got into a car accident sit in his car. He thinks he is unlucky, so he smiles and makes up an excuse to let the car wheel hang out in the air. That's it.Deputy Mayor Wang didn't pay much attention to these things, and he couldn't watch Che Yulu and the others being thrown on the highway as barbecue, so he had to let Che Yulu and the gourd get into his car.They got into the car and told the driver: "Take the national highway, go home!"