Chapter 50 Section five

Bird egg is not a bad person in Qian Liangliang's mind. After he slandered Qian Liangliang so badly, Qian Liangliang's hatred for him quickly dissipated without a trace, which made Qian Liangliang feel strange .Maybe it was just Bird's Egg, that playful, cynical way of downplaying a serious transgression into an over-the-top mischief.After the clubhouse opened, Niaodan often went to the clubhouse to eat, drink and have fun.Recently, Niaodan has been running to the clubhouse almost every day. When he comes, he has nothing to do. He has a close relationship with Qian Liangliang. to his personal account.If Qian Liangliang transfers it to him and Hao Dongxi fails to sign and write it off, the group will deduct it from his personal salary.

Qian Liangliang has no right to write him off, because Qian Liangliang, like him, is just working for Hao Dongxi after all.Bird's egg understands this point, what he wants Qian Liangliang to do is to keep the account in the club and not transfer it to the group. "Brother Qian, do you think it's easy for us to work outside? It sounds like the wages are not low, but now the price rise is worse than the fucking sea tide. There is always a time when the sea tide rises and the tide ebbs, and the price only rises and never retreats." , Don’t you say this is killing people.” Ever since the banquet was held to apologize to Qian Liangliang, Niaodan changed her name to Qian Liangliang, imitating Xiongbao and Li Shasha, calling Qian Liangliang Brother Qian. Under normal circumstances, he would call Qian Liangliang Lao Qian, and if he worked in the clubhouse, he would call him Mr. Qian.

Seeing his frowning face, Qian Liangliang wanted to laugh: "Okay, if you are afraid of rising prices, there will be no way for anyone in Lumen City to survive." Qian Liangliang was telling the truth. A local with a well-established family, he is currently the vice president of the Great Southeast Group. Although he doesn't get an annual salary, he can't get away with 10,000 yuan a month.Compared with most people, bird eggs are definitely well-off. Bird’s egg once again mentioned what he was most worried about: “No matter how much money you have, you can’t afford it. Tell me, more than 5,000 yuan was made for a meal that day. I didn’t believe it at first, so I went to the kitchen to find it. Bear bag reconciliation, two bottles of Royal Cordon Bleu is two thousand six, fuck you old mother, isn't this a scam."

Qian Liangliang comforted him: "Don't worry about getting angry, the money hasn't been collected from you yet. If I don't transfer the money, I'll hold it down like that. What are you afraid of? Besides, I don't think the chairman really wants you to pay for it." That money, scare you, let you have a longer memory, and stop fooling around in the future." Bird egg sighed and shook his head again and again: "No way, people can't live without a debt, as long as the debt is still there, the boss will have to deduct me anytime, anywhere, more than 5,000 yuan, I can't even sleep when I think about it. Look, this bill is going to get me out of cancer sooner or later. Old Qian, do you understand cancer?"

Qian Liangliang can't answer this question, just like most things in this world, everyone knows, and everyone seems to understand, such as life, life, happiness, love, disease, disaster, etc. Or bad concepts, everyone understands and often talks about it, but if you really want to ask who understands it, I am afraid most people will be tongue-tied for a while.In fact, the key to the problem is not the question itself, but the way the question is asked.If the bird asks what cancer is, Qian Liangliang can answer him: cancer is the canceration of human cells, a malignant tumor that grows out of cell tissue, which can be surgically removed, chemotherapy, and physical therapy... But he asked Qian Liangliang to understand Qian Liangliang couldn't answer the question if he didn't understand cancer. Who dares to say he understands cancer?

Bird's egg doesn't need Qian Liangliang to tell him whether he understands cancer or not. He told Qian Liangliang that cancer is a disease caused by mental unhappiness and long-term oppression in his heart.Qian Liangliang said, "No matter what, your bird will not let the more than 5,000 yuan be tortured to give you cancer, right?" Bird's egg is serious: "It's hard to say, it's hard to say, I have half my life left now. If I don't want to find a way to write off this order, the remaining half of my life will have to be returned to Boss Hao on the spot sooner or later."

Qian Liangliang made him laugh out loud, and concluded that his frowning expression was fake.Qian Liangliang thought to himself that he had no right in his hands. If he could write off the account with a signature like he did when he was the head of the reception office in the past, he would have written off the account long ago.It's not that he's afraid that the bird's eggs will be tortured to cause cancer, but that he can't bear it and runs over to babble about that account for a long time. It was this kind of nagging and entanglement that unconsciously made Qian Liangliang and Niaodan become friends.In Lumen, one of the symbols of being a friend is that you can go to each other's home to make tea and chat.Everything in the clubhouse was normal that day, and there was no dinner that required Qian Liangliang to accompany him. It was rare for him to be so leisurely, so he planned to seduce Mimi to go shopping and buy clothes.It has always been Qian Liangliang's wish to buy some decent clothes for Mimi.He once gave Mimi money and asked Mimi to go to the street to buy some clothes. Mimi didn't want his money at first: "How can I ask for your money? If I want your money, I will become a street girl." gone."

Qian Liangliang was dumbfounded by what he said, and he was stunned for a while before he realized that this was Mimi, another woman would definitely not have such thoughts or say such words.So I explained it to Mimi for a while, and said that the nature of this money is different from that of money. It is only natural for a man to buy clothes for a woman he is in love with, and it is an expression of love.Mimi finally accepted his money for the clothes, but didn't buy them.After a while, Qian Liangliang saw nothing, and asked Mimi if she had bought any clothes.Mimi said she didn't buy it.Qian Liangliang asked why.Mimi said, "I can't bear it."

From this, Qian Liangliang understood that for women like Mimi who go out to work and earn money, no matter what occupation they are in, they are reluctant to spend a penny on themselves, because the full value of their life outside the home is reflected in When I go home to visit relatives at the end of the year, how much money can I bring home for my family?So Qian Liangliang changed his mind, no longer hoped that Mimi would be willing to spend money to buy clothes for himself, and planned to take Mimi to the streets in person in time to buy some decent clothes for her with his own money.

Qian Liangliang went to look for Mimi, and just as he went upstairs, he received a call from Niaodan, saying that he wanted to sit down with Qian Liangliang.Only then did Qian Liangliang realize that it was no wonder he felt quiet recently, the bird egg hadn't shown up for quite a while.Qian Liangliang thought he was going to come over for a meal, so he agreed and asked him to come and drink beer together.But Bird's Egg didn't come, so he asked Qian Liangliang to go to his house to make tea, saying that they had a Dahongpao brought by relatives from Anxi, and he was reluctant to drink it.Qian Liangliang still wanted to take Mimi to the street. Since he and Mimi got along well, he had never taken Mimi to the street. He always felt a little sorry for Mimi. , but for Qian Liangliang, it takes a lot of courage to take Mimi to the streets to shop in a grand manner.Qian Liangliang himself couldn't grasp whether he would have the courage or interest to take Mimi to the streets after this burst of courage passed.After receiving the call from Niaodan, Qian Liangliang quickly declined, saying that he was busy and couldn't make it through for a while, and would go there another day.

Bird's Egg was very upset when she heard Qian Liangliang's refusal: "Don't value sex over friends, I know you are living with that Mimi illegally now, I don't care about your illegal cohabitation, but you can't if you look down on me." Qian Liangliang didn't expect that Bird's Egg could bring these two unrelated things together: "Why do you say that? I didn't look down on you. Besides, you are the vice president of the group, and I'm just The manager of the clubhouse, you are my leader, how dare I look down on you." The bird's egg said: "If the two feelings last for a long time, how can they be in the day and night. Can you give me tonight?" Qian Liangliang burst out laughing, he really didn't see that the bird egg who majored in urban water supply and drainage could actually call out the famous sentence of Qin Guan, one of the four Sumen bachelors, to convince himself.On second thought, Qian Liangliang felt something was wrong again. According to his understanding of Niaodan's character, Niaodan is definitely not the kind of sentimental person, and he couldn't say such sour words to a big man like himself. After listening to Bird's Egg, people will definitely think that this guy is a homosexual.Qian Liangliang felt that the bird's egg was in an abnormal mood, and quickly agreed: "Okay, okay, I'll drink tea with you tonight. Where is your home? You have a car, come and pick me up." Niaodan said: "I won't go to pick you up, you can call, my house is so easy to find, it's in Haibin Nanyuan, call me when you arrive, and I'll meet you at the gate of the community." Haibin Nanyuan is a well-known high-end community in Lumen City. The house in the first phase of the project sold for 5,000 yuan per square meter. In the eyes of Lumen people at that time, this price was sky-high. Now the housing price of the second phase of Nanyuan Community has risen to Fifteen thousand yuan per square meter.As soon as he heard that Niaodan lived in Haibin Nanyuan, Qian Liangliang wanted to scold him. He lived in that kind of community and was tortured by more than 5,000 yuan for food. This guy is really worthy of his name. A bird's egg, not only its name is a bird's egg, but its appearance is also a bird's egg, and its personality is also a bird's egg. Cursing and scolding, since he had already agreed, Qian Liangliang came to Niao Dan's house as promised. On the way, he bought some fruits and desserts.It is the custom of the Lumen people to come to the door for the first time, not empty-handed, and generally bring some gifts such as tea, fruit, and desserts.Qian Liangliang's car arrived at the gate of the community. From a distance, he could see Niaodan squatting outside the gate smoking a cigarette. His hairless head was shining brightly in the sun, and the smoke from his mouth was lingering on his head. Qian Liangliang Immediately, a Tang poem came to mind: Rizhao censer produces purple smoke. Seeing Qian Liangliang getting off the car, Niaodan stood up to meet him. After meeting Qian Liangliang, he couldn't help being a little surprised. After not seeing him for a few days, Niaodan became visibly thinner. The smile he forced made the wrinkles on his face look more obvious. Deeper, like yellow land that has been dry for a long time and cracked. "What's wrong with you? Are you feeling unwell? Do you want to go to the hospital?" Qian Liangliang is not a person who can beat around the bush. Seeing Bird Egg's sickly appearance, he couldn't help but care about her. Bird egg giggled and disapproved: "It's okay, but my stomach is not so good, I don't want to eat. It's okay, it's okay." Niaodan took the fruit dessert Qian Liangliang had mentioned, without knowing how to thank him, and dragged Qian Liangliang towards their house.Niaodan's home is a building with two floors. The living room downstairs is very large. Qian Liangliang thinks that this living room is more suitable as a meeting room.The layout is also like a conference room. In addition to the sofa, coffee table, and TV cabinet that are often found in the general living room, there is also a conference table against the inner wall and a few chairs around it.Like all authentic Lumen people, there is a complete set of kung fu tea making utensils in the living room as usual.As soon as Qian Liangliang sat down, Bird's Egg started to make tea. The skill of making tea by Bird's Egg was very in line with his status as a member of Lumen. You brag, you can’t see this kind of tea on the streets of Lumen City today. This is an extremely rare Anxi Dahongpao. People usually exaggerate the Wuyi Mountain Dahongpao, but our Anxi Dahongpao is even better. Wuyi Dahong Pao is too famous, so there are too many fakes, our Anxi Dahongpao is not famous, do you know why we are not famous?" Qian Liangliang, like most northerners, has no research on tea, but knows how to soak a big vat of tea and drink it to quench his thirst. When he heard the question from the bird's egg, of course he couldn't explain clearly, and he was not interested in discussing this issue, so he just Casually asked: "I don't know, why do you say you are not famous?" Bird's Egg suddenly lowered his voice to a very low level, with an expression like that of secret agents exchanging information: "The Party Central Committee and the State Council are not allowed to promote the Anxi Dahongpao." Qian Liangliang was dubious: "No way? Is there something wrong with Anxi Dahongpao?" Bird's egg said: "Anxi Dahongpao does have a problem, and the problem is very serious, you know? Why is it called Dahongpao?" Today, Qian Liangliang made up his mind not to discuss issues directly with Niaodan, but to be a student who asks for advice and listens wholeheartedly: "I don't know, why?" Bird Egg started to make tea, and skillfully poured the first tea juice into the tea tray: "The tea tree that produces Dahongpao has red stems and leaf tips. Every morning and evening, the morning sun and sunset are reflected on it, and it is as red as a tea tree. He wears a Dahongpao, so the tea picked from this tea tree is called Dahongpao." Qian Liangliang asked: "Then why is the Party Central Committee and the State Council not allowed to promote your Anxi Dahongpao? What's wrong with Anxi Dahongpao?" Niaodan said: "The problem with Anxi Dahongpao is that this is the tea designated by the country for foreign heads of state, and it is only for the top leaders of foreign countries, and even the second in command can't drink it." Qian Liangliang asked: "Then it should be publicized, why not let it be publicized?" The bird egg scolded Qian Liangliang: "Fuck you, taro head, the reason is too simple, there are only a few trees in Anxi that produce this kind of tea, and it is publicized, and everyone comes to pick it. When foreign leaders want to drink it What should I do if I don’t have any? You can’t use fake products to deceive foreign leaders, right?” Based on Qian Liangliang's level of knowledge, he concluded that he was making nonsense. Seeing how serious he was, he laughed and choked him, "Then how did you get this tea?" Niaodan proudly said: "No way, those who are blessed don't have to worry, there are only three Dahongpao trees in Anxi, all of which are in the yard of my relative's house, and there are no others. No. No, this time a relative’s child wanted to find a job in Lumen. I helped arrange it and brought me one or two. I have been reluctant to drink it. Today I suddenly remembered that Brother Qian is from the north, so there must be no I called you over after drinking such good tea. To tell you the truth, I am not even willing to let the chairman drink it.” Qian Liangliang pretended to be flattered, respectfully picked up the teacup with both hands, brought it up to his nose, sniffed and sniffed, then carefully took a sip and put it in his mouth to taste.Seeing Qian Liangliang's contented expression when tasting tea, Bird's Egg felt very proud in his heart, and in turn praised Qian Liangliang: "Brother Qian, you are now a member of our Lumen. You don't know how to drink Kung Fu tea. Not from Lumen." Qian Liangliang swallowed the tea and secretly praised "good tea".Although this is not the so-called Anxi Dahongpao, it is impossible for Anxi to have a special Dahongpao for "foreign leaders" to drink, because he knows that Dahongpao is only produced in Wuyi Mountain, and the best tea elsewhere can be called Dalupao and Dahuang. The robe, the big blue robe, and the big gray robe cannot be called the Dahongpao. The Dahongpao is a special product of Mount Wuyi.But he still has to admit that the tea made by Bird's Egg has a fragrant smell and tastes sweet and bitter. The temperature of the tea is at least 80 degrees Celsius, but it feels cool and chilly when you drink it. It is definitely the top grade of oolong tea. Niaodan looked at Qian Liangliang eagerly: "How is it?" Qian Liangliang shook his head and shook his head: "That's right, that's right. It's worthy of being given to top leaders in foreign countries. If you're lucky enough to drink such tea in this life, you won't lose it if you die." Is the "Anxi Dahongpao" for foreign leaders to drink made up by the bird's egg itself, or is the tea delivery person blowing it up, and the bird's egg is just spreading rumors?Niaodan Haolai is also an intellectual with a formal undergraduate education, even though he majored in urban water supply and drainage, not sociology, and he is not mentally retarded enough to believe this kind of nonsense that is only for foreign leaders Anxi Dahongpao.Based on this, Qian Liangliang judged that Niaodan probably made up his own lies to deceive him, a northerner who is not good at tea tasting.The question is, what is the purpose of calling him home and offering him the best oolong tea for a bird egg whose feathers cannot be pulled out?Theoretically speaking, Bird's Egg should belong to Qian Liangliang's boss. Judging from reality, Bird's Egg's energy in Lumen is compared with Qian Liangliang's, just like Brazilian football and Chinese football are not a heavyweight at all, so he can't If there is something that needs to be taken care of by Qian Liangliang.The only place where Qian Liangliang can be used is the meal expenses that have not been written off.From this, Qian Liangliang concludes that the purpose of Niaodan inviting him to taste tea is to let him help with the expense. "Mr. Bird, this tea is great. It's stronger than the Taiwan Dongding that Chairman Hao gave us that day. But I heard that the tea is so good that it's easy to get drunk when you drink it on an empty stomach. It's said that the taste of drunk tea is better than drunk. Uncomfortable." Qian Liangliang was afraid that he would talk about the fee again, if Qian Liangliang had the power and ability to deal with the fee, he would have dealt with it long ago, not to save money for the bird's egg, but to stop watching The bird's egg has suffered a frost-like eggplant face. Bird's egg's reaction was beyond what Qian Liangliang expected: "Are you hungry? I also said to drink tea first, and we will cook at home when my wife comes back from get off work, and then drink after eating." Bird's egg pondered for a moment, and decided Decided, "Since you're hungry, we won't wait for her. Let's go to the stall to eat. The ginger duck outside the neighborhood is pretty good. One is enough for the two of us." Qian Liangliang knew that there was a rule in Lumen people. Only those who were really close to them would entertain them at home. Most of the time, they would bring their friends to restaurants, and very few entertained friends at home.What he couldn't figure out was whether it was true or just an excuse that Niaodan said that he was going to let his wife come home from get off work to cook for him. Anyway, based on what he knew about Niaodan, Qian Liangliang decided that the meal would be albeit Eat at the gate of Niaodan's house, but he must have to buy it with Qian Liangliang. The two of them went out, and on the way to the food stall, Qian Liangliang chatted with Niaodan about family matters, only to find out that his wife was the director of a certain bank, and now there were more banks on the side of the road than public toilets, Qian Liangliang Liang didn't even remember which bank his wife belonged to. Anyway, he knew that the couple's income must be higher than that of Lumen.Perhaps, just as the saying goes, the richer you are, the more stingy you are.In addition, Niaodan, like the vast majority of people in China, has only one precious child, who is sent to a well-known noble school in Lumen City for full support, and the annual fee is more than 100,000.This guy is extremely stingy to others, but he is extremely generous to his own children. This is the conclusion Qian Liangliang came to from talking with Bird's Egg on the way. What surprised Qian Liangliang was that the food stall mentioned by Niaodan was actually not a food stall, but a Taiwanese restaurant remodeled from a villa, which was no less luxurious than a restaurant in a star-rated hotel. Taiwanese-style ginger duck.Qian Liangliang has worked as the manager of the clubhouse for so long, and he basically knows the prices of the catering industry in Lumen City. The prices of this kind of restaurants are at least 20% higher than those of the stalls.Qian Liangliang secretly hated that this guy, Bird's Egg, slaughtered people without discussing it. It is very likely that this guy has a commission agreement with the owner of this store, and he is trying to find a way to get him business.But this is the end of the matter, we can only settle down as it comes, anyway, just the two of them, Qian Liangliang thought, no matter how much you kill me, you won’t kill me and let the blood go, so he pretended to be righteous and respectful, proudly Arrogantly followed behind the eggs into this ginger duck shop. The politeness of the bird eggs made Qian Liang bright, and the righteousness was just pretending. When it came time to order, Qian Liangliang thought he had to pay for it himself, so he only ordered half a ginger duck, and ordered two side dishes: ginger duck. Sauce duck feet, sand tea mushrooms, put down the menu: "Just the two of us, enough." Niaodan's eyes widened: "What will my wife eat when she comes back? The three of you, come, come, I'll come." Qian Liangliang smiled wryly, thinking that this guy is really not at a disadvantage, and he has to take one if he eats it himself. Bird eggs ordered two more stir-fried dishes: Fried Lumen sea oysters and golden thread fish in soy sauce. When Qian Liangliang saw that both of the dishes he ordered were popular dishes, and they were not too expensive, his heart sank again. Qian Liangliang ordered two bottles of cold beer.Niaodan quickly declared that he had a bad stomach and would not drink today.Qian Liangliang didn't believe his way. He could drink free wine and bird eggs better than anyone else. Since he stretched his neck to be slaughtered by him today, he didn't care about the money for the wine. He insisted on filling a glass of bird eggs and Drinking beer and waiting for the bird-egg wife with the stewed peanuts and rice dumplings presented by the store.As expected, Niaodan couldn't stand the temptation of cold beer, and seeing Qian Liangliang sipping to his heart's content, he couldn't help picking up his glass shyly and sipping. Bird egg just took a sip when a woman rushed over from behind and snatched his wine glass: "Don't die? Didn't the doctor tell you to drink?" Qian Liangliang suddenly surprised the woman, and Niaodan reluctantly put down her wine glass and introduced to Qian Liangliang: "My wife." Niaodan's wife is a thin woman, her figure and appearance are typical descendants of Nanyang immigrants, with obvious characteristics of Malay ancestry, low forehead, wide cheekbones, thick lips, dark skin, and a pair of big eyes that are attractive and watery, making up for her appearance Insufficient on.After sitting down, she greeted Qian Liangliang, and the first thing Mrs. Niaodan did was to grab the wine glass of Niaodan and drank the beer in one gulp.Qian Liangliang didn't expect to meet a heroine here, so he hurriedly asked the waitress to refill the drinking utensils, and then filled the bird's egg cup with wine.But the wife of Niaodan stopped Qian Liangliang: "If I don't drink it, he can't drink it either. If he drinks it again, he will die." As soon as he heard that it was a matter of life and death, Qian Liangliang naturally did not dare to encourage others to die, so he could only obey and let him go.The bird egg wife grabbed the menu again and looked at it: "Why are there only two dishes? Waiter, come here." The waiter hurried over, and Mrs. Niaodan ordered, "Didn't you see this gentleman drinking? Add a blood clam and a fermented eel." Qian Liangliang glanced at these two dishes just now when he was looking at the menu, and they both cost sixty or seventy yuan a piece, which was not in Qian Liangliang's choice at all. . The dishes were all served, and the three of them started to eat. They didn't know if they were afraid of guilt or they really had something on their minds, so they buried their heads in the meal and stopped talking about it.Mrs. Niaodan probably asked Qian Liangliang some trivial family matters because she was not familiar with Qian Liangliang.Qian Liangliang has been thinking about paying the bill in his heart, and it is not a happy thing to let someone call him over to be stabbed, so it is not a happy thing to put it on anyone, so Qian Liangliang's conversation with the bird's wife is also a little absent-minded and unhappy. The atmosphere was not good, there were not many conversations, and the meal was neat. After eating, Qian Liangliang asked the waiter to come over to pay the bill. At this time, something happened that surprised Qian Liangliang again, and the bird egg stopped Qian Liang angrily. Liang: "Old Qian, what are you doing? When you come to eat at my door and you pay the bill, are you bullying me to be poor?" Bird’s egg fixed Qian Liangliang there with a single sentence. For a moment, Qian Liangliang had hallucinations, thinking that this was in a dream. He rubbed his eyes and shook his head to make sure that this was not a dream but reality. Unusual trance: Could this person in front of me be a bird egg cloned by some scientist?Even if it is cloned, the personality should be the same. When did the bird egg change its temper and start to be generous?Maybe the eggs are fake and polite? The bird's egg wife has already rushed to the counter first, and settled the bill.Only then did Qian Liangliang become sure that Bird's Egg didn't mean to kill him, and he misunderstood Bird's Egg from the very beginning.At this time, Qian Liangliang's cell phone rang, and Qian Liangliang answered, it was Mimi calling, and before she answered, she heard Mimi panting violently, as if she was having sex with him.Qian Liangliang smiled wryly: "Mimi, what made you gasp like that?" Mimi was out of breath: "You...you...where are you...?" Qian Liangliang said, "I'm having dinner with Mr. Bird." Mimi said: "Eat... eat... have you finished eating? Come back quickly after eating... fight... fight..." Qian Liangliang asked, "Who started the fight?" However, Mimi has already hung up the phone. Mimi has a special feature of calling. If she calls, she will definitely hang up the phone after saying three words. If the caller does not hear clearly, she will call back. She thought the other party had understood.There is no other reason for doing this, but to save phone charges, she subscribed to a mobile package, which adds 10% to the calling fee, and free calls. Qian Liangliang bid farewell to the bird's egg in a hurry.Bird's egg also wanted to ask Qian Liangliang to go home with him to make tea, saying that whoever had the strength would be able to beat him. If the beatings were not severe, there would be security guards. Not bad, tell Qian Liangliang not to worry about such trivial matters.Qian Liangliang said in his heart, you don't feel pain in your back when you stand and talk. If something really happens, it's not all my trouble. The taxis rushed back in a hurry. On the way, Qian Liangliang called Li Shasha again and asked her what was going on and who was fighting with whom, but Li Shasha couldn't tell clearly, saying that she would go to ask about the situation and then call Qian Liangliang back.Qian Liangliang knew that it was time for dinner, and Li Shasha was mainly focused on the restaurant. There might be a war in another venue. Li Shasha was understandable for not knowing, so he called Mimi again and wanted to ask her what happened. What happened, who started a call with whom, and Mimi didn't answer the phone.The recording of the mobile company on the phone told Qian Liangliang: "The user has turned off the phone, please call again later."