Chapter 12 Section 12

Hao Dongxi had already taken a shower and was lying on the bed sulking.When he was taking a bath just now, Ajiao played tricks on him, took the opportunity to pinch the limp black guy hanging between his legs a few times, and teased him that the little thing has now turned into a big snot.This is a joke between husband and wife. Hao Dongxi didn't care at first, but when he climbed onto the bed and faced A Jiao's middle-aged fat and sexy body, he didn't know what was going on, but he had a long-awaited feeling again. The big snot was like a fully inflated tire eager to try, he rubbed A Jiao's breasts and private parts triumphantly, then turned over and climbed on A Jiao's body, muttering that he wanted A Jiao to test whether he had a big snot .

But A Jiao didn't show face, pushed him away mercilessly, rolled to the side, and showed his back to him.As far as he knows, Ajiao has never been a coy person about homework. After all these years of marriage, not only does he not refuse anyone who comes to him, but he often asks for it.After entering middle age, the sex between their husband and wife is like the old houses in Lumen City are getting less and less. The main reason is not Ajiao but Hao Dongxi. Men are useless. In the Japanese economy, weakness has become the norm, and the latest interval has been more than three months.According to the normal situation, A Jiao should be overjoyed at his precious erection like rain after a long drought, but he didn't expect to receive a cold reception. This made Hao Dongxi very embarrassed and unconvinced, and he didn't believe that A Jiao would really No, so he continued to work hard, kneading A Jiao like kneading dough, hoping to knead A Jiao out of sexual interest like in the past.Ajiao suddenly pushed him away and said angrily: "Are you dying? Tomorrow I'm going to offer incense to Mazu Niangniang, you forgot?"

Only then did Hao Dongxi understand why Ajiao rejected the rare enjoyment between husband and wife in recent years tonight.According to the old rules, if you want to offer incense to the gods, the husband and wife must confine themselves to the room three days in advance.Ajiao's reason for this is very good, and the reason is also very clear. Respecting the gods is like a god. This is an old tradition that Hao Dongxi dare not violate, so Hao Dongxi can only hold back his sulking.Ajiao didn't care whether he was happy or not, got up and put on his pajamas, turned on the TV in the bedroom, found Korean dramas and continued watching.

Hao Dongxi quickly found an excuse to vent: "Aren't you going to let people sleep? I have to look at the living room, I want to sleep." Ajiao turned down the volume, and said calmly: "You sleep on you, I'll sleep when I'm sleepy, otherwise I won't be able to fall asleep." Hao Dongxi suddenly realized why Ajiao suddenly got up and watched TV. It turned out that she couldn't be complacent about losing the rare opportunity to have fun together, but she was more decisive than Hao Dongxi in judging what is the overall situation and what can be done at critical moments Can not do, so as to achieve effective control of the situation.This is exactly the gap between A Jiao and Hao Dongxi in how people do things, and it is also the reason why A Jiao is always in a dominant position at home and outside.Understanding does not mean forgiveness, especially when he is holding back, it is more difficult to easily forgive the one who made him hold back, so although Hao Dongxi admits that Ajiao did the right thing intellectually, but emotionally he still can't get over it, closes his eyes and turns hard. He got up and turned his fat body on the bed a few times, and told A Jiao that he was very angry with his body language, and told A Jiao that he was really going to sleep.

The protest atmosphere created by Hao Dongxi was ruined by the sudden ringing of the phone. Their home phone number is kept secret from the outside world. It is impossible for outsiders to know their home phone number except for close friends and relatives. Therefore, as long as the home phone rings, it must be answered. .The phone was on the bedside table next to Hao Dongxi's head, when Hao Dongxi answered the phone, the voice on the other end was hoarse and harsh: "Are you Dongxi?" Hao Dongxi immediately interrupted the other party when he heard the voice: "Wait, Ajiao is here Well, Ajiao, I'm looking for you, answer the phone."

In fact, the call is not for Ajiao, it should be said that both of them can be reached. The reason why Hao Dongxi is unwilling to answer this call is because the caller is Lin Amao, who speaks like a broken bamboo and chatters like a mess of cotton balls. The old lady who keeps making trouble.Grandma Lin and Grandma Lin live in Shijing Lane, Datong Street, the old city. Grandma Lin is an old buddy who ran a boat with Hao Dongxi’s father. They have been making tea together from bare buttocks to death, either on the boat or on the pier. Bubble.According to Grandfather Lin, he fed Hao Dongxi the first sip of wine when he was a child. Hao Dongxi’s mother testified about this incident. Fill Lumen sorghum wine.In Hao Dongxi's impression, Grandpa Lin is a very good-tempered person. Whenever his mother scolded him, he would say with a playful smile, "I've been scolded all my life for doing things like your old age."

After his father passed away, Hao Dongxi regarded Grandpa Lin as his elder psychologically. Not to mention going to visit during the holidays, he would never give up on Grandpa Lin and Grandma Lin even if he had any rare good tea, wine, or food at ordinary times. Send it over.Grandpa Lin’s two sons, one went to the United States to open a restaurant, and the other went to Australia to wash dishes. The grandchildren also emigrated abroad one after another. The only old couple left in China. Foreign exchange and rent are composed of several major items.Hao Dongxi sometimes does the calculations for the old couple. The income of these two old guys is actually higher than that of government department-level cadres who keep increasing their salaries.Officials at all levels in Lumen are concentrating on a new round of leapfrog development. Everyone dreams of achieving a new round of promotion, and no one will seriously investigate such trivial matters as whether they steal the minimum living allowance.The people of Lumen are generous, and no one will take the initiative to expose and report matters related to the livelihood of the elderly, thus creating a great opportunity for the elderly couple to violate the regulations and live on subsistence allowances.Grandpa Lin and Grandma Lin pretended to be confused, and they had to go to the account every month to check whether the subsistence allowance was in place.Only Hao Dongxi sometimes half-jokingly called these two old fellows socialist moths who slipped through the net.Whenever he scolded like that, Ajiao would wring his fat legs hard.Grandpa Lin would chuckle and say that he is much better than corrupt officials, and Grandma Lin would give Hao Dongxi a hard look and then pretend to be deaf and dumb.

Seeing that Ajiao was listening to the phone, he kept agreeing, and asked Hao Dongxi to take a look over there. Hao Dongxi didn't know what was going on there, so he grabbed Ajiao's arm and asked what was going on with gestures. .Ajiao shook off his hand, covered the microphone and told Hao Dongxi: "The old couple had a quarrel again, saying that it was because Grandpa Lin had malicious intentions and sent two lumps of tortoise jelly to the shoe-shine woman who rented their house, and Grandma Lin was angry. Yes, the two are arguing about getting a divorce." Maybe the other party asked Ajiao to go over to solve the problem, so Ajiao pushed it to Hao Dongxi: "Grandma Lin, I'm going to pay homage to Mazu Niangniang tomorrow. The time has already been set, so I dare not change it. Let Dongxi go over tomorrow. Don't be angry." Oh, Grandpa Lin is a kind person, and he will never think anything wrong, you must be suspicious. Okay, okay, let Dongxi go there in person tomorrow. If Grandpa Lin is wrong, let Dongxi talk about him. Okay, okay , don't worry, you must go."

A Jiao put down the phone and let out a long breath, as if he had just emerged from the water after holding it in for a long time. Hao Dongxi, who was at the side, had already listened to what had happened, and laughed and scolded: "I'll do it, Mr. Lin is almost 80 years old, and the capital is the real snot, what can he do with women? I How many times have I said that renting out a house depends on the identity of the tenant. You can’t just rent a house from someone who knows it’s a shoe shiner on the street, but you still want to rent the house to someone else, and you’ll be jealous after renting it. This Lin Grandma is also true, sitting in a wheelchair all day and unable to move, the only thing left that can move her mouth is still unable to relax for a while..."

Ajiao interrupted him: "Okay, if you have something to say, you can talk to them both face to face tomorrow, let me tell you, as long as you men live to be a hundred years old, as long as you don't die, you won't die if you steal chickens and dogs. Tell me about Grandpa Lin." Is he just looking for trouble? It’s hot and he cares about women with leather shoes getting angry, so he gives them tortoise jelly. It’s none of your business whether you work hard or not to polish shoes. What kind of tortoise jelly do you give to others when you’re fine? So angry." Hao Dongxi declined the task assigned to him by Ajiao: "I don't have time to deal with family disputes for the elderly tomorrow. Isn't Grandma Lin going to get a divorce? Let her go to the street to do it. If I can't do it on the street, I can go to court. I'm still busy tomorrow. "

Ajiao said: "I'm going to pay respects to Mazu and offer incense to Mazu tomorrow. Don't say that you and I will complain when the children come back, even if the gods are in heaven, they will think that we are not kind and kind, anyway, I can't take care of the old man's affairs tomorrow, so you can figure it out." After A Jiao finished speaking, Guan Zi lay down to sleep, Hao Dongxi lit a cigarette and sat there for a while, knowing that tomorrow he would have to go to Datong Street according to A Jiao's arrangement, and when he thought of having to endure Amama Lin's stupid The sound made Hao Dongxi terrified, and his ears began to ring like a conditioned response.